Pushing that fucking stupid fucking cunt down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:29, archived)

you fucking horrible fucking cunt

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:31, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:41, archived)

'spose

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:49, archived)

Seems to be a lot of you homosexul posting here now?

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:58, archived)

My word Dave, the garden is looking most homosexual

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)

It needs trimming

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 20:46, archived)

i dunno, that Rhodemydongjohn is looking lovely

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 21:26, archived)

t
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 21:50, archived)

in b4 evening

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 21:17, archived)

i got beers in the fridge
a crack rock down my japper and i'm donating 10 minutes of my time to entertain you.

first question from the audience please. yes, you at the back?
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

Are you moohalla or whatever shit name that was , before fat poof ?

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:04, archived)

possibly.
right time's up thanks for all your questions!
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:08, archived)

Nah, mooey was alright.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)

I didn't claim otherwise, I said the name was shit , back the fuck up tea

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:49, archived)

are you on your second or third pint?

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)

Loads of acid

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)

ahh. i rode my motorbike on acid with my friend who was also on acid riding pillion backwards when i was but a nippling
got pulled over and the cunt is pulling faces behind the 5-0 trying to make me lose it.

held it together like a champ.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:01, archived)

The trip blotters are just the same as they were in 60s, I'm enjoying

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:05, archived)

it's everything synthetic high tainted these days?
had some mandy a while back that was supposed to be well good but wasn't impressed. i took a capsule at the rocket in holloway road way back when and i was off it for bloody ages. this stuff wasn't like that. i dunno. probably just getting old. grumble grumble.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:13, archived)

Dunno, I'm getting mine darknet so they are a shop, bad reviews they lose customers, most seem to not want that .

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:21, archived)

yeah. tis the way forward

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:28, archived)

I recall that establishment well

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:42, archived)

Club Alien
the barman was selling mandy capsules. you bought a box of matches for a tenner and therein...

fucking hell that was good stuff.

brixton fridge was a regular haunt too, return to the source, escape from samsara, science fiction. happy days.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:50, archived)

No, I'm saying that's why I doubt that MiseryCunt is mooey.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:54, archived)

you wot

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:56, archived)

Leave it moo, he ain't worth it

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)

that's such a great question i've chosen to answer it even though you're late to the party!
it's quite simple really, i live in an area already at risk of flooding and so many people crying at once would put way too many lives at risk. i just couldn't live with that. hahaha. also life is dreamy.

what about you?
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:20, archived)

I couldn't deprive my internet forum friends my witty comments and hilarious japery.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:23, archived)

just spazzed through your jokes
i liked this one: "Some dude keeps calling me up and singing 'Stand and Deliver' at me.
I tell him he's got the wrong number but he's adamant."

also Gladiator was gud.

did you also do the croonervirus one?
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:32, archived)

IT WAS THE BURNS UNIT!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)

that one also.
well done. also the oxo one
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)

I stole all of those jokes, ngl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)

posession nine tenths of the law

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:03, archived)

evening or eveninh?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:31, archived)

eveninj

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)

Rip ssg, and his son the doves, always in r harts

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:37, archived)

i'm sure he's playing rape rape revolution in heaven

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:38, archived)

I had to explain here and 4chan to some 20 year olds the other day, they struggle to believe we used the internet

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:03, archived)

it was a nicer place back then. no crime. you could leave your modem ports open all night.

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:07, archived)

56k dial up on freeserve, great days

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:11, archived)

"freeserve is not an 'always on' service."
so please stop using so much internet you prick.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:14, archived)

how else will i finish dl'ing this album at 1.8kbps?

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:16, archived)

Then it was trololol anyway

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:19, archived)

i wonder if soulseek still exists
not even to actually check, but i wonder.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:20, archived)

I think piratebay wiped most other p2p out

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:26, archived)

i concur

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:30, archived)

I just served Paul Gambaccini lol
No, not like that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 14:19, archived)

I just served arseboon dilbaro
Yes, exactly like that
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 14:22, archived)

Talking of serving
You've reminded me to take the squid out of the freezer
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)

what does that one mean again?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:37, archived)

It means I'm having squid for dinner

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

Filth

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:49, archived)

I like squid

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

This reminds me of a joke I contributed to this website, I do hope I get in the newsletter!
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2634488
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:02, archived)

That's terrible

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=brOKmd-t0Ks
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 14:46, archived)

This is all I can remember about the film, just have this vague impression that like Super Troopers and others of that era it starts off well then quickly goes to shit

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 14:52, archived)

nonce enabler enabler

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

Pick of the Pops is going to be interesting this weekend, then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:16, archived)

I thought that was Alan "bit of fluff" Freeman
Or maybe David "Kid" Jensen

Clues were in the names
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

Paedor Powell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:57, archived)

Peter Perverts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 17:45, archived)

It's still going to be a barrel of laughs compared to Pick of the Popes.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:35, archived)

inb4
THE POPES THE POPES THE POPES THE POPES THE POPES
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:36, archived)

Hi there, cardinals of the Catholic Church!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:41, archived)

All but one of those images will be lost, like tears in rain.
b3ta.com/search/posts/80624/best
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:44, archived)

some nice shoppage
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:17, archived)

Did anyone ever figure out what country he came from, to explain the weirdness

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:18, archived)

HappyToast, I mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:18, archived)

Another tin foil hatted nutter lost :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)

I just served an ace out my botbot
Just like that
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 15:48, archived)

In the hole

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:19, archived)

Cor! Let's have a sniff!

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

"You don't get Italian sausage like that in New York you schifosa."

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)

Pushing that cunt down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)

hullo m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)

Aight

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:20, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:38, archived)

Did you both enter the wheelbarrow race?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:40, archived)

Posthumous Lee tribute sequel "ill-judged", say critics

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:45, archived)

wheeeeee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)

PUSHING THAT DEADBEAT DOWN THE BOARD

(sticklebricks, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:41, archived)

Little lads sports day today.
I am going to wear some flip flops just to make sure I can’t be asked to take part in the parents race.

What are you doing this week to disappoint your child?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:42, archived)

Technically he's not a child
But I'll be spraying the kitten with a water bottle until he learns that my legs are not scratching posts or a climbing frame
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:49, archived)

Really not an issue for me

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:55, archived)

Can’t think of anything worse.

Having children, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:02, archived)

Best thing I've ever done
Also, worst
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:19, archived)

Existing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:18, archived)

Not looking after myself, killing the planet, and being a "cringe" "boomer"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:25, archived)

How dare you!

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:31, archived)

might get drunk and disinherit the family

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:55, archived)

Yeah, fuck em

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

And then disinherit them

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

Alright Prince Harry

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:27, archived)

To guarantee instant incapacitation by impacting the brain and central nervous system, the head shot must be delivered to the area between eyebrows and upper lip, otherwise, various bony areas of the skull could deflect the bullet.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

The noseshot's the only true stopper

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:12, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:25, archived)

Or you could attach an explosive device to the back of the head

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

If I'm that close, I'm going to do that thing where you rub your knuckles roughly back and forth on the top of someone's head

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Then I'm going to pull them in for a reluctant hug and go "shh shhh shhh" while they struggle to get away.
Weirdly border-line abusive in a way but at least I didn't launch their fucking brains through the air
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)

Zola Budd trained and raced barefoot
You should get a leg cast just to be on the safe side
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:34, archived)

g ad
+ then go swimming
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:47, archived)

I would like you to welcome to the world my third daughter
She popped out last evening and will be in incu for a few weeks as she is a tiny one and prem
She says Hitler lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:58, archived)

Congrat's to you and Ms Kabaeva

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:02, archived)

Ta
Best 63 seconds of my life creating her
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:08, archived)

Time to top up yr life cover

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:04, archived)

Oi vey
Always the money
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:09, archived)

Premiums will be expensive at your age

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:15, archived)

I am investing in a treacle mine
Sorted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:23, archived)

Congratulations!
Do all the housework for at least a week, let your wife rest.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:12, archived)

Housework?
Women work Shirley
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:19, archived)

Not when they've just pushed another human out of their fishmitten, no

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:29, archived)

Fishmitten
Lol made me laugh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:50, archived)

Congrats comrade

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:14, archived)

Ta
What country should I crappily blitz next?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:21, archived)

Wales

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:24, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:46, archived)

Wales?
No such place m8
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:48, archived)

fuck you, porridge wog

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:03, archived)

поздравляю, друг мой

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:23, archived)

Oops up side your head comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:24, archived)

Congratulations to you, comrade, and to the new little comrade.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)

Here is to conquering the planet
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 9:52, archived)

We make neonatal intubation kits, if she needs one then enter 'b3ta' in the discount code box for 10% off.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 10:39, archived)

Congrats!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 11:40, archived)

Congratulations

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 20:46, archived)

Ta
3 kids ffs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 22:23, archived)

mornflake

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 0:51, archived)

Grape nuts

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 6:39, archived)

Coco poops

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 7:01, archived)

Rise crispies

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 7:14, archived)

Frosted Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 7:57, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:07, archived)

Golden 50phams

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:16, archived)

I hope nobody's been b& for posting that picture of a newsreader in his pants

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:27, archived)

That would be a terrible loss to b3ta if they had been, wouldn't it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:29, archived)

This place would die on it is arse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:31, archived)

Er wasn't it "Swagatha"?
He's still here, with a name change
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:46, archived)

Haha, changing username is well lol!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 8:52, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:32, archived)

Evening

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:37, archived)

sticklebricks

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:41, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:43, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:52, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:57, archived)

go lick a capybara’s anus

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:51, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:58, archived)

pre-midnightning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 22:33, archived)

Alright ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 23:15, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 23:16, archived)

You fucking boring one trick pony
No offence.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 23:27, archived)

Hi dickbreath's, it's me (Queef Richard's) here with a vibrant and thrilling new thread!
Hows it going lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:41, archived)

classic thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)

Yo, struggling a bit with this wu tang show, it's alright just slow at the moment

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:55, archived)

it's a pretty amazing story, some great records coupled with extraordinary business nous

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:14, archived)

Business anous

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:43, archived)

Kitten is settling in very well
He slept on the pillow next to me last night, he's eating whatever I give him, he likes to nap on my neck and he's got a thing for feet
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:15, archived)

my wife is relentlessly pestering me to get a new cat
after guaranteeing me she'd deal with anything unpleasant when she adopted the last one, it was 100% down to me to deal with it when she died, and I am in no way over it, a year and a half later. I just can't face having to do anything like that ever again.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:35, archived)

I never thought I'd be ready to get another one, either
But then I saw him, and that was that.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)

My 5 year old daughter has been going on about wanting a cat for ages.
My wife said she could have one when the rabbit dies. At the weekend she was pulling out handfuls of the rabbits fur 'to make a toy for the new cat' and commented that it will be easier to remove all of its fur once it's dead. Think I'm going to have to put a padlock on the rabbit hutch
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

Hide the kitchen knives

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:35, archived)

One day, your daughter will be the focus of a major inquiry

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:43, archived)

At least he's a major

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:08, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

alright
out for a few work drinks in a bit, manager asked if anyone had any suggestions and the little Italian girl who's also a karate instructor suggested 'laser tag'. Fortunately this was entirely ignored in favour a few beers and a pizza.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:12, archived)

laser tag ftw! skillz

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:35, archived)

Anecdotes, etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:47, archived)

PS is she fit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

She does sport and suggested a physical activity

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:54, archived)

I meant 'sexually attractive', you total Edwards.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:58, archived)

You got my middle name completely wrong
Also it's spelled Huw
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:01, archived)

Turtle 'sexually attractive' Power, shagadelic!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)

She could run away from you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:35, archived)

bien as they say

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:35, archived)

“Rosa Parks didn’t sit in the back, and neither am I gonna sit in the back,” Santos told Mike Crispi Unafraid, a rightwing podcast.
I wish I had written that sentence, it's got such a lot going on
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:55, archived)

Re telling people how to live, below
It's partly a case of personal freedoms balanced against finite resources and how your choices affect others

For example all the blameless people who died when they couldn't get diagnosed or treated soon enough thanks to independent thinkers who caught covid and filled up all the hospital beds, and put the doctors and nurses off sick too
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)

Can't wait to have a telescreen supervising the morning's physical jerks!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:14, archived)

In America, everything has to be weighed against the concept of personal freedoms and their possible loss. It's a perpetual theme, and it's always toxic. Guns are the perfect example.
Influence or control over the general population's ideas about what exactly constitute personal freedoms and rights has long been at the center of rightwing political thought and strategy over here. It's a versatile tool, it fits many circumstances, and it almost never fails to throw up clouds of thick angry smoke, kind of like a screen.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:54, archived)

Hi I'm Mike 'Crispi' Unafraid
I'm a rightwing podcast!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)

Has Anthonyb3ta70100 gone TOO FAR
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:59, archived)

"I can't wait to get my hands on it!" she told me enthusiastically.
The photo of the guy about to dip one is very grim
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:06, archived)

Yum
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:12, archived)

Well they definitely do not contain added gelatin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:37, archived)

Share size, I should think so too, probably like 200 in there

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:00, archived)

I'm sure there are better things they could be doing with their time and money than giving mice cancer and then invisibleing them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:43, archived)

At what point do their peers start to suspect they're just torturing animals for the sake of it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:50, archived)

More computing power available than at any time in history
The ability to grow complete organs in a lab
And yet we still have to kill mice

Probably cost
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:21, archived)

Mate, they are mice, chill. These mice are genetically pure too. Not like the cunts in my kitchen.

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

This technique came about by accident when their boss caught the scientisms murdering cute bunnies for kicks
and told them to hide the evidence
and they picked the most complicated way to do it
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:34, archived)

Fuck it you just cannot help some people
I have just had a patient who told me she has been passing blood for two months.
I got a referral for hospital and a cab sorted she said well I need to be back in time for Steph's Hour tv thing so I will wait a bit
Fuck sake when was the last time you wanted to bang your head against a brick wall?
Alt, Hitler
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:43, archived)

When I read this post I felt like putting a bullet through my brain. Does that count?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:57, archived)

Would you like me to supply it?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

I would

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:38, archived)

To be fair that Steph dyke was pretty fit for a while.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:55, archived)

No she wasn't.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:03, archived)

Never seen it
A daytime shit telly thing pretending to be journalism
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:09, archived)

CREEPY FUCKING NONCE

(sticklebricks, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:42, archived)

SPASTIC CUNT

(sticklebricks, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:43, archived)

Seriously, do you care if she gets sicker and dies? I'm genuinely curious.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

Seriously I do try my best to make a difference in the life of my patients
Or clients as I have been told I will be calling them soon
She is an adult and it is up to her, if some shitty telly is more important than a major and possible life threatening condition... I wish her well
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:32, archived)

Hmm if she can't prioritise does she have capacity

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:47, archived)

Well one can only do so much

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:07, archived)

yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:14, archived)

I would find that difficult to deal with

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)

People not looking after themselves puts a far greater burden on the health service when they finally do get admitted
Fuck the sugar tax, I'd make fags £500 a pack
Dunno how you'd stop the black market though
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)

Where to even start with this "vaping" bullshit

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)

It’s ‘market of colour’ these days m8

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:02, archived)

African american market sounds like where someone from the south would have gone to buy themselves some field workers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:06, archived)

Typical Londoners

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:07, archived)

Alan Sugar built his empire on slave labour
Sorry, I mean "shit consumer gadgets"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:11, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

My question is, who decides what "looking after yourself" means, and how far does it go.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:56, archived)

For instance, it's proven beyond doubt that many cooked meats greatly increase cancer risks... is someone neglecting their health if they don't go veggie?
Are they putting an unnecessary burden on everyone else?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:01, archived)

This is one of the things Americans have been taught to fear about socialized medicine - that 'they' will tell you how to live.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:03, archived)

So is advocating for 'consumer choice' kind of the same as wishing death on people?
If so, I'd like you to stop.

bbiab just going for a smoke.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:37, archived)

Enjoy burning that £25

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:19, archived)

I don't roll them that strong

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:05, archived)

"Clients", seriously?
Fucking hell.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)

Just getting everyone into a mindset of payment at point of delivery
Also "patients" implies they are sick, which doesn't sit right with the wellness coach reception will try diverting you to
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:02, archived)

Fuck off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:27, archived)

No you fuck off

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:33, archived)

you're

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:38, archived)

-f

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)

poor Mrs Planearm

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:37, archived)

Gillian.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:04, archived)

You could always have a crack at breaking Shipman's record

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:05, archived)

What's crab paste got to do with it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:08, archived)

What's crab paste but a second-hand crustacean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:28, archived)

Second-claw

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)

have a flash your breaking Shipman's record a teenager
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:11, archived)

Monday morning bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:16, archived)

Shitty Monday morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:17, archived)

Anal shitty Monday morning bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:24, archived)

just one for me, please

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:30, archived)

Oh go on

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:51, archived)

greetings and salutations

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:17, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:17, archived)

bollocks morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:22, archived)

So who's the BBC presenter, and will they kill themselves?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:22, archived)

probably end up on GB News bollocking on about the woke BBC

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:29, archived)

Do they allow Welsh?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:50, archived)

semen khaidenko

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:31, archived)

I wonder where Swaggo got hold of this picture
b3ta.com/links/1606360
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:28, archived)

Who knows, dinnae really care

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)

might tweet it to Huw Edwards, FAO his solicitor.
lol solicitor
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:37, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:39, archived)

TIL Ian Brown used to be a psychobilly/skinhead

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:26, archived)

I saw him in the street not long back
I've also had a piss next to him at Brixton Academy. Fascinating stories here.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:56, archived)

He's an anti-vax mental case

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:06, archived)

who once threatened to cut an air stewardess's hands off, lovely man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:10, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:14, archived)

semen khaidenko

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:16, archived)

www.thecourier.co.uk/tag/arseboon-dilbaro/
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:57, archived)

"To submit a letter press here" (picture of hand with pointing finger)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:50, archived)

Some wag pointed out that he missed the opportunity for the pun of the century by calling covid-19 "fool's cold."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:58, archived)

wag

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:22, archived)

I heard he used to be a dickhead before he decided to dedicate himself full time to being a wanker.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:32, archived)

Dozer, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:39, archived)

morning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:46, archived)

I just wiped my arse, and when I inspected the paper it contained a bread tie marked 'bbe 25 Nov'. Not sure how this has happened.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 0:32, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 5:50, archived)

Why do you post things like this?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 6:27, archived)

Stage 4 buttholism

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:11, archived)

40% buttahol by volume

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:48, archived)

Don't know. I was amazed so I thought I'd share.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 10:02, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:52, archived)

Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:55, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)

Arsehole?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:50, archived)

NTIJE

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:25, archived)

In some cultures it's unthinkable to turn down an offer of arsehole

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:29, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:56, archived)

You are a bbc presenter aren’t you?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:05, archived)

Arsey D has already done jail time

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:35, archived)

Anybody watched the wu tang TV series? Any good

( mongychops, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:07, archived)

For heavens sake!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:32, archived)

The what now?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:34, archived)

This
putlocker.pe/tv/watch-wutang-an-american-saga-online-47779
( mongychops, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:52, archived)

Well fuck a duck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:35, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:08, archived)

‘sup ‘boon

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:00, archived)

David Attenborough??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:10, archived)

Hmmm?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:47, archived)

It's huw Edwards, which is a bit shocking tbh

( mongychops, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:00, archived)

I had to google him, he's from after I left I think. What makes you think it's him?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:23, archived)

starting Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey
no googling, how many episodes?

*starring
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:22, archived)

69, dude

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:24, archived)

Wrong
420
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:39, archived)

24/7!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:48, archived)

‎͜( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡◉ل͜◉༽ ͡👁️༽ ͡👁️͜( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️༽ ͡👁️༽

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:53, archived)

Oh no

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:20, archived)

It's too late tho :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:27, archived)

Sunday Movie
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Amazon Prime)
Alt: Cum in Camel
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 16:30, archived)

I coudn't say which one of those two is better

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 16:43, archived)

Started watching that last weekend, but my other half started falling asleep and we haven't got round to finishing it yet.
Cum in Camel, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 16:59, archived)

alright, I go away for the weekend and some cunt’s hidden /calendar
morning
afternoon
evening
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)

afternoon
evening
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 17:05, archived)

5eva in are harts
b3ta.com/talk/8376728
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 17:45, archived)

Fucked of :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:49, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:57, archived)

This whole bbc presenter thing is just another way to distract us from some ghastly dystopian policy change that'll see us all cycling around tiny 3 minute cities, eating insect protein, sucking off George Soros and saluting a colourful homosexual flag every morning. Also it's definitely Gary Lineker.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 1:45, archived)

My money's on Vordermann

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 7:58, archived)

Does David Walliams count as a presenter?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:12, archived)

-as a presenter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 0:16, archived)

/links is that way --->

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 8:01, archived)

My money is on
John Craven
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:07, archived)

I reckon it's John Noakes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)

I reckon John Peel
Oh he's dead and was nonceouted after he karked it
That one with the silly haircut then?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:57, archived)

Queef Richard's?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:59, archived)

No thanks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:08, archived)

Abuseround

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:06, archived)

Pretty much sums up
70's and 80's kids TV
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:29, archived)

alright flanflinger, flung any flans recently?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:39, archived)

Nope
I just cream pie Sally James these days
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

By 'these days" do you mean 'in the 1970s'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:24, archived)

Nope
My cream is still quite fresh
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:45, archived)

My mate Sally James once

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:15, archived)

Where does John Craven keep his solicited indecent images of children?
In his cuntyfile!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)

PISSWANK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:36, archived)

Is fesshole on threads yet?
That's where you whine and it gets attention, right?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:33, archived)

Who do we reckon this unnamed BBC presenter nonce is then?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:38, archived)

Frank Bough

( $$ ✅, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:40, archived)

snorting coke cut with icing sugar off a schoolboy's copybook

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

pyboo c
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:34, archived)

That's awful
I mean, far better to do lines off big black cock because big lines and easy to see.

I would imagine. *cough*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:20, archived)

you've crossed a (white) line

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

🤡📯

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 21:53, archived)

Bruce Forsyth

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:56, archived)

Tasteful tributes please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:00, archived)

Here's my shortlist:
Jools Holland
Richard Osman
Michael Portillo
Rick Stein
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)

Hunchback
Wanker
Bender
Alkie
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:26, archived)

I am NOT an alkie-OH I see what you did there.
Is David Walliums a presenter? He's been hiding in plain sight for years.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:13, archived)

He's the next one to be outed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:37, archived)

George Alagiah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:04, archived)

's wanking spanners

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

Oh shit. That's what he used for grooming.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

They trailed Craig Charles' show on 6 Music earlier, so it's not him.
I'm going Paddy McGuinness.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)

They're commissioning another season of Jim'll Fix It so it can't be him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:37, archived)

I mean they've said that this person is "not scheduled to be on air over the next few days".
Which is very handy for narrowing down the field.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:57, archived)

Yeah I'm all caught up now. Found something else interesting along the way, the guy who did the Savile doc in an old interview saying there was another "untouchable"
3rd October 2022, more recent that I realized
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)

The National isn't the most reliable source of news though,
if there's a way to spin any story into every BBC employee being an English paedophile English tory, that'll be their angle.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 19:43, archived)

Cliff?
Dated schoolgirls as a young man, now lives with an ex-priest, BBC seemed pretty sure of themselves when he was raided that one time, he's certainly the untouchable establishment type.

Who else is there?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:08, archived)

Rob.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:14, archived)

Joel Veitch isn't scheduled to present any BBC programmes in the coming days, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:40, archived)

Giant B.O.Y., you're lovely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:15, archived)

Jill Dando

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

SHOOT THE CUNT!
I should clarify that I was once in a hostel near Melbourne with some Aussie rednecks watching 'A Current Affair', which appeared to be the lobotomised TV version of the Express. There was some salacious reporting on a priest who'd been wanking off his verandah or something, and rather than reflecting on the dispiriting awfulness and unreliability of the reporting, their knee-jerk response was vocalised when one of them conclusively barked "SHOOT THE CUNT!" at the TV.

/links
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:39, archived)

How does one masturbate a verandah?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:01, archived)

The trick is to get wood.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:08, archived)

Mr Tumble

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 19:10, archived)

Oh, I hope so
I fucking hate that cunt.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:12, archived)

That Blippi character is even worse, and he's got a film out now.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:04, archived)

probably

( $$ ✅, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:40, archived)

No idea
Haven't looked at threads yet, not likely to
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:42, archived)

Dunno what either of those are, soz.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:46, archived)

Lord’s Prayer opening may be ‘problematic’, says archbishop. Maybe try BOOYAKA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:49, archived)

Xour parent, who may or may not art in Heaven

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:42, archived)

BOOYAKA!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:02, archived)

Woo! FP!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:30, archived)

RIP /calendar, 4eva in are harts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:32, archived)

Yet another hidden forum
Simplifying navbar
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

If they keep removing links to parts of the site where people piss about
it's not going to leave much
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:56, archived)

It's an odd approach to customer service for 50% of your remaining customers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:10, archived)

Gentlemen, you can't piss about in here, this is a comedy website!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:12, archived)

It's going to leave /board and /links.
The way we behave on here is a problem. We are a problem :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:34, archived)

Rob's clearly been trying to sell the site for years,
he should just accept that no cunt is ever going to buy it and stop trying to wokewash the remnants.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:11, archived)

How will we arrange the next billyjapping sesh?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

Mine tonight
I will provide nibbles
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:21, archived)

I almost crieded when I saw that it was gone

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:00, archived)

Crywanking now :(

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:22, archived)

I am in mourning
See what I did there?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:20, archived)

I signed up for Fuck of, sounds really good
"Sorry, I can make it."
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:05, archived)

Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:19, archived)

First!
Wonder what happened there then.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:03, archived)

Wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:16, archived)

Prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:15, archived)

*grabs popcorn*

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:16, archived)

Just reach in a bit further...

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:15, archived)

Nobody else wanted her

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:28, archived)

Bumcandy

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:30, archived)

Did nobody else notice that b3ta was down then? I was about to head over to Voat

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:17, archived)

Just phoned my brother
Who has had hernia surgery today. Fucking lightweight is still mullered and acting like he's had major surgery. Wait till he needs major surgery.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:17, archived)

I guess there's still time for him to suffer a post surgical complication and end up needing a proper operation

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 0:00, archived)

=properation, maybe you can think of your own.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:32, archived)

I can't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

I fucked up

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:31, archived)

Oh
I thought it might be the Russians
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:53, archived)

They do pay well, so I hear

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:54, archived)

I'd just like to say bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:41, archived)

bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:02, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:43, archived)

ay uck Nigel Farage's
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:05, archived)

Salty with a hint of plane crash

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:09, archived)

plane assorted nuts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:33, archived)

Bullied by the woke banks,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:32, archived)

And aged scrotum

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)

As is your custom

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:29, archived)

STOP BOLLOCKSPLAINING

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:31, archived)

go on then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:32, archived)

Predictable
Or should I say preDICKtable?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:57, archived)

you shouldn't say anything
ever again
( MiseryCunt, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:34, archived)

P.s. you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:42, archived)

na na na na 👉🙄👈

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 21:01, archived)

no u

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:58, archived)

Good night and bollocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 21:31, archived)