afternoon

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Nov 2024, 14:42, Reply)

No, I refuse!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 15:31, Reply)

I wish you refused to post on b3ta

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Nov 2024, 16:02, Reply)

Piss off, bluenamer.
lolololololol
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 16:07, Reply)

brown-hatter more like
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 17:46, Reply)

My knob end is stained brown, IF YOU MUST KNOW

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Nov 2024, 17:53, Reply)

morning

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 7:05, Reply)

Whoops up side your head

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 7:43, Reply)

I refuse to accept that it’s morning, please sign my petition

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 8:07, Reply)

I've just gone ahead and rejected the entire day.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 15:31, Reply)

morning

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Nov 2024, 8:11, Reply)

Good morning!
And how are you on this fine day?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 9:33, Reply)

At this time of year I refuse to accept that this time is the morning as it will be dark by half fucking four
so clearly it's afternoon already.

October to March can get absolutely fucked, half the year in this country is basically useless.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 9:57, Reply)

Some of us like the winter

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 10:00, Reply)

What do you like about it?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 10:02, Reply)

The crushing despair
The floods, the black mould on the damp walls, the cloying commercials, the stress of family obligations.

Such cosy fun!
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 10:40, Reply)

Crunchy leaves
The smell of snow in the air, the bright, crisp mornings, getting cozy in the dark nights with tomato soup and a good film and the absolute lack of pollen
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 11:22, Reply)

Autumn could be alright but it barely exists anymore,
and those crispy leaves are more often than not just slimy mulch due to the pissing rain.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 11:43, Reply)

Well I like it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 11:51, Reply)

This is online harassment of UToL.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

Would you like a hug?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 14:01, Reply)

Would you like some making fuck?

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 14:22, Reply)

BERSERKER!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 14:42, Reply)

-pissing rain +GEOSTORM

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 13:14, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 13:50, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 14:01, Reply)

afternoon

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Nov 2024, 11:26, Reply)

Pushing that cunt down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:10, Reply)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:10, Reply)

You

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:12, Reply)

Would

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:12, Reply)

Say

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:12, Reply)

That

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:13, Reply)

maybe

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:13, Reply)

How's it going?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)

alright. drinking. working. working whilst drinking.
s'alrite i spose
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:37, Reply)

I stopped reading all the shit they type

( mongychops, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:19, Reply)

I bet they're acting like stupid kids

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:20, Reply)

Seems bou or whoever it was had been banned for a bit. Cuts down on a lot of crap. I don't block people, I just give up on them

( mongychops, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:21, Reply)

There aren't many people it could have been. None of them are Bou.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:26, Reply)

bou is a state of mind

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:36, Reply)

It doesn't really matter if it was or wasn't bou,
if a bird shits on you you don't care if it was a herring gull or a lesser black-backed gull
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:45, Reply)

FUCK OFF BRB

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:00, Reply)

Speak for yourself, if I have to get shat by a bird I'm choosing a herring gull over bou.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:58, Reply)

I'm letting Veronica shit on me

( mongychops, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 20:34, Reply)

Ah, Veronica.
The scat porn days, a much more innocent time on /talk.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:19, Reply)

Lesser blocked-dox gull

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:20, Reply)

The state of her mind is the problem

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:42, Reply)

Fucksocks is mad as a box of frogs and a computer nutter. Only thing that makes it more bou is shit doxxing.

( mongychops, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:46, Reply)

Don't give up on us, mongy, we're still worth one more try
I know we put a last one by
Just for a rainy evening when maybe stars are few
Don't give up on us, I know we can still come through
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:50, Reply)

Mongy hates door handles :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:34, Reply)

Dork handles?like utol

( mongychops, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:39, Reply)

I left myself wide open for that one.
That's not a door pun BTW.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 9:54, Reply)

I only hope they will learn to show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place.
Or if they don't like it then I hope they stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from their childish pranks.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:53, Reply)

Please try to grow up

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:47, Reply)

yo

( $$ ✅, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:45, Reply)

I've eaten too much butter and now I feel sick.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:57, Reply)

+ UP THE ARSE
/Maria Schneider
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:21, Reply)

I'd feel much better if I'd just shoved my dinner up my arse.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:28, Reply)

and shat it out of your mouth, presmuably.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:33, Reply)

I am not a medical healthcare specialist but
yeah, that sounds perfectly reasonable.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 23:07, Reply)

I can't believe it's not bugger

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 19:54, Reply)

You'll never shove a better bit of bugger up your wife

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 21:35, Reply)

Which cunt?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 20:24, Reply)

bollocks twat shit arse cock
but enough about me. how was your day?
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:37, Reply)

Well...
I woke up to bollocks
Took a huge twat
Ate a massive shit
Couldnt start the arse
And was late for cock
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:49, Reply)

you're not late
you're just in time, actually
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:50, Reply)

Thank horse slasher
phew
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:51, Reply)

+ UP THE ARSE

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:52, Reply)

+ RIGHT

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:53, Reply)

#emmerdalethemetune

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:55, Reply)

i don't know what that sounds like soz

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, Reply)

Right up the arse, we take it right up the arse.

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:59, Reply)

at the end of a bootlegged audiobook i listened to on youtube an irish woman says 'right up the arse'
and i have no idea where it's from
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:04, Reply)

you can't say Ireland

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:05, Reply)

Hitler

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:06, Reply)

thought so

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:06, Reply)

I hate your new/old name
Gas yourself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, Reply)

up the arse?

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:57, Reply)

Then delete your boo

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:58, Reply)

POO OFF.

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:59, Reply)

WEE FACE.

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:00, Reply)

Gnops?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:01, Reply)

A lost art.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:09, Reply)

+f

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:12, Reply)

On it
💩😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:00, Reply)

BT SAC

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:16, Reply)

It was good
But then I came to work
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:04, Reply)

ass face

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:11, Reply)

Pretty shitty

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:04, Reply)

sad face

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 18:11, Reply)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:13, Reply)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:25, Reply)

dribble

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:33, Reply)

:*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 15:57, Reply)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 13:15, Reply)

‘noon
quiet here innit. Maybe everyone’s busy working..
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 13:53, Reply)

Mondays are v hectic for me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:03, Reply)

I will be working later on

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:09, Reply)

I was putting a new door handle on a door
I store all my door handles on doors.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:13, Reply)

good idea

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:38, Reply)

I'm staying at my sisters today and tomorrow. It's lovely.
They have two black cats that are very cute and adorable, but huge - I recon there could be some reported sightings of panthers in the area. Brother in law looks really well, the treatment is doing its job at the moment and he's in good spirits. Literally. He's started drinking whiskey again for the first time in a year.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:17, Reply)

That's great news about your BiL! Hurrah.

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:43, Reply)

Great news!
My mum was going to visit my dad at the hospital at 3,but instead, she's bringing him home!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:03, Reply)

pleased to hear that m8
we've all experienced how shit the big copyright can be for everyone. glad he's doing well.
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:48, Reply)

morning

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 7:08, Reply)

Monday, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 7:20, Reply)

they keep coming
All over our faces
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:48, Reply)

morning

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 7:35, Reply)

not you

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:48, Reply)

Elloelloello
what's going on 'ere then?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 8:00, Reply)

You're not a cop, right?

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:50, Reply)

Something about helmits

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 10:07, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 8:45, Reply)

morning

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:49, Reply)

Morning chums.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:32, Reply)

fuck off you rectangular retard

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:49, Reply)

Bit harsh mate.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:51, Reply)

Round remedial?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:04, Reply)

spherical spazz

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:13, Reply)

Knobsack©.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:47, Reply)

Mingetits ™

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:51, Reply)

Knobsacks, baby

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:59, Reply)

Thats where it’s at

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:17, Reply)

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road
That says 15 miles to the knobsack
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:24, Reply)

Bang, bang, bang, on the sac baby
*thwap*
*thwap*
I can't hear you
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 8:00, Reply)

alright Jabberwoc you creepy sex pest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:17, Reply)

He never pestered me sexually
I feel a bit left out, tbh.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:25, Reply)

Fack orf.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 2:21, Reply)

Sobknack®

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 23:16, Reply)

GESTATIONAL SAC

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 6:36, Reply)

Evening bollocks to you all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 17:43, Reply)

Evening Mr. H.

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:15, Reply)

BLAH BLAH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:29, Reply)

just ordered some chinese bollocks

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:30, Reply)

Did they come with plum sauce?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:45, Reply)

Actual lol

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:49, Reply)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:51, Reply)

Nuns on the Runs

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:16, Reply)