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Keane
is fatter than I imagined.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)
hence
"that band with the chubby one in it..."
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

is are
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
Yes. Fat face. Veeeeery fat face.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
He's so ugly it's almost arousing.
Almost.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
That is why
Kanoute tends to get picked ahead of him.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
The singer
looks fucking disgusting in the Band Aid video.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)
That's
£700,000 less the African chiddles are getting

(It's into the second hour of overrunedness now, and Westminster Council are charging them £350,000 an hour)
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)
i'm sure bob
will tell them where to stick their fine
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)
I can just hear him telling them where to stick it as well.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)
BUT THEY DID "AMARILLO!!!!!!"
SO IT'S WORTH IT!!!!

Notice The Who play their new most recognisable song - "The Theme From CSI"
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)
im still hoping
they will do my generation
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)
every time I've watched that program I've thought they sung 'wooo warren '
not 'who are you'
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)
There is no
YYOOOOWWWW!
in Won't get fooled again :S
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)
Live8 isn't meant for raising money at all, though.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)
Oh, right...
/packs away knock off t-shirts
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)
yea, its about raising awareness
of bands that people thought had died years ago
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
that's the funniest thing i have heard all day
I really laughed at that.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
I've stopped watching now
it got boring...

so now I've found a recording of the German version of Cat Deely interviewing Billie Joe Armstrong...its very confusing...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)
IT
GOT
BORING?

IT'S THE WHO FOR FUCKS SAKE.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
who?
god that probably got old before I was even born
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
who!
but I didnt think that was on til xmas..
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
I never did like them...
I always liked The Clash, stuff like that...unless there is going to be death and destruction involved - I'm not interested...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
They are before my time
but fuck me they rocked harder than anyone else on the lineup so far

I can think of very few bands today who would just go out there and rock like that

And yes, boring? pffffftttt
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)
I saw them live lots 'o times
They still rocked tonight.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)
was a bit of a crap interview realy
cos she had top keep treanslating what he said, and he did ramble slightly
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
yeah
bloody Germans - and they blatantly didn't enjoy it at all, they all just stood around looking miserable while Green Day were on...they should have been in my back garden - I would have nejoyed it...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
If the arrival of the first tripod kills
all electrical appliances, how come that guy could video them with his camcorder? Eh?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
I fail to see
how a mere tripod could kill my robostoat.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
shove it
up it's metal arse?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
No.
Shove it up ITS metal arse.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
Your
quite correct.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
*smacks your botty*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
I can't think
of any more obvious grammatical errors to annoy you with.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
Clever lad.
/assumes that's deliberate.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)
*winks*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)
Hrmm.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)
Don't be a tit, honey.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
I would like to suck your scrawny mantits.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
Just
how deep were those things buried anyways for no one to accidently dig into one before hand?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
And why did they attack?
Why? Never explained.

Other than that... s'alright
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)
Did
kinda wonder why if they took the effort to bury the things years ago why not just take over then and there
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
RAINMAN'S ON. RAINMAN'S ON!

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
THE WHO IN THE WHAT NOW?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
Tom Cruise
Cuntyprick. But Rainman is an alright film.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
gotta turn over,
definitely, turn over
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
Definately, definately turn over. Yeah. Yeah.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

Yeah, Rainman.Definatly Rainman. Definatly Rainman. Yeah.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
Please Help
many moons ago the newsletter featured a movie of people shooting eachother with their hands. The film was by a group calld old english, but I cant find them with google and I have no idear wich issue it was in the newsletter. Any Idears?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
No, sorry.
Would you like to suck on my penis instead?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
yes

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
Oooooh, I've scored.
Hang on... Are you female?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
not quite
sorry
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
YAY!
Get in there.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
he's
a gayer anyway
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
Not quite female?
Do you only have one fannyflap and teeny norks?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
Like...
Vanessa Mae?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
I see no fannyflaps.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
Verzaccly!

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
don't know, but I remember a similar thing in an episode of spaced

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
David Beckham: "This is one of the most historical events we've been involved in." "[This next act] is very inspiring..."
Clearly he has never heard the words 'Historic' and 'Inspirational'.
/Über-pedantic
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
He's a cunt, isn't he? :)
Edit- I hate it when artists don't sing ANY of their song but just shout "C'mon [insert venue]. Yeah [insert venue]!" over and over.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
HELLO CHICAGO!
HELLO CLEEVELAND!

WE ARE SPINAL TAP! YEAH! C'MON!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
While the drummer/bassist is working their arse off.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
the keyboard player is hot
or so i gathered from my quater second glance
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
The keyboard player for whom?
Robbie Williams?

Oh, I see her... Yes, she's pretty.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)
hello cleveland!!
hello peter


/family guy series 4
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
I got the impression they pushed him on stage from the wings
against his will, then like a deer caught in the headlights he made a total prick of himself
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
Do deers make total pricks of themselves when caught in headlights?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
always
they do terrible impressions as well, not clever.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
They deserve to be run over.
*tut*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
Yeah, but they don't realise it.
Prick is the last thing to go through their heads.
/puntastic
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
Was that David Beckham?
I thought it was Lee from 911.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
Pink Floyd have reformed for live 8 so I hear,
unfortunately so has Mariah Carey
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
Bwahahahaaa!
Fortunately, the Spice Girls haven't.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
do you reckon its a one off?
or will they go 'oh...this is nice, maybe we'll stay'
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
depends how
skint they are
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
pink floyd, skint?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
I dunno
I don't like them
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
i`m not keen myself
but one of them owns a ferrari 250gto worth 6 to 8 million , so i think skints out of the question.
try bored!!
www2.odn.ne.jp/littlewheel/ferrari/250GTO.JPG
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
Ugly cars.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
and what do you drive??

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
I don't.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
if you did, what would you drve??
money not an option ??
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
I don't have a preference.
Something pink and fluffy.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
*sigh*
shame it's all about the money these days.
They should take up my idea about having magic reputation cards that allow you to get whatever you need from 'shops', plus up to 30 luxury items depending on how many good deeds you've done.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
The world would grind to a halt.
And there would be people queuing up to help grannies cross the road.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
exactly
it would be brilliantly surreal
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
i reckon they'll have a tiff onstage
and at least one of them will walk off halfway through their set
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
In an interview with Mason earlier today on TV
he said that the rehearsals had been 'civilised' and there were no plans or thoughts of taking it any further than this.

(I announced they were reforming for this gig some time ago and everyone here laughed at me - I stick my tongue at at you English wipers of other English people's bottoms)
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
would anyone like some tunes via FTL?
itunes has just been putting up some great tracks, and i for one want to hear them again.

edit: ON NOW
83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls
ftlfm.com/board
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
Yes please
thankyouthankyouthankyou
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
Oh go on then.
I'm in a bit of a ska mood. Got any?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
I quite fancy
It Must Be Love by Madness, if you please, Dougs.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

i'm afraid i'm in a bit of speaker-tearing ear-splitting hard rock mood... we may slow things down later, but i'm all hyped up for the minute.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
You couldn't *ahem* legally obtain
the version of No Woman No Cry by Sublime, could you?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
Why don't you just download it?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
I have.
I want to hear it on FTLFM.

Why? Beats me.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)
This is why I don't much like online radio.
Thank you.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)
but you get to hear
it in ALL THE GLORY OF 48Kbps!*


*Sarcasm

Even DAB is better quality than interweb shit.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
Oh-ho, that sounds nifty.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

Nifty?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
Yes.
Nifty.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
How rare.
I emailed the presenter on Xfm last night with two requests, and got an email back :S

"Good choices, but not with me tonight - I'll try and engineer a way of getting
Lehrer in in the next few weeks
Steve"
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
Is he going to use LimeWire?
NAUGHTY! BAD!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
I have no idea
why you said that, but all proper radio stations have PPL licenses anyway, so he's quite entitled to use it.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
Evening b3tards.
Wassappenin'?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
I am laying my head on your tummy...
If that's OK with you?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)
That's fine :)
Would you like to stroke my head too? I gave myself a #6 yesterday and it feels all nice and fuzzy.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
I demand a photograph.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
Seen/done it all before
Im still a little freaked out I nearly knocked a celeb out today :S
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
Done all of what?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
Awww.
*huggles incessantly*
I considered giving myself a haircut earlier, snipping it off at the back, but decided against it.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
Phwoar
*strokes*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
Oooooo!
Androgynous. Love it.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
I look like my little brother
except a lot less spotty.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
you should be fluffeher

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
Unfortunately
I have very thick hair and a mega-cowslick at the front, so once it gets over a couple of inches in length it goes *sproing* and I can't do a damn thing with it.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)
Wowwwwww.
I'm drunk so that would be good. *touches*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
I got angry
in Asda again, it is full of cunts, in fact every time I leave my house I seem to get angry.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
Ditto...
I hate people who aren't aware of other people. Or the fact that I take up quite a lot of space. Or when you're standing waiting for someone and they treat you like the corner of a building.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
I actually shouted at
a horrible fat woman 'look where you are going', fucking idiots.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
I have had all the rage today :(
I have insane PMT, it's never usually this bad. I suspect the new pill I am on could be the culprit.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
attempting
to avoid live8 as I couldnt give a flying fuck by playing loads and loads of dvds or games of battlefield 2.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
I'm hoping to get BF2 soon.
Is it good?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
Gaming in brighton
Sorry if it's glasscock but I wandered into www.gamesuite.co.uk the other day - Awesome setup.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
You'll want to talk to Lu about that!

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
alright mate

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
Yus, I am OK thank you.
Bit pissed off at the human race in general.

And you?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
i'm good
you love being pissed off, it's your (hold on poor french to follow) reason d'etre
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
Yes, see my username.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
half
left as it happens.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
Evening Troops!
I Went to a job interview, got a crappy job, quickly said hi to my best mates who had jobs already, bumped into my lovely ex who looked like a happy hippy rainbow and nearly knocked over Johnny Ball, all before sitting and watching Live 8

What did u guys do today?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
VELVET REVOLVER!
*RAWKS*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
I learnt to spell 3-letter words,
followed by a starter course in Appropriate Uses of Upper Case Letters.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
Don't be a tit.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)
More of a pedant than a tit.
Besides which, you've had a strop on all day.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
Eat my shit.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613826
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Eat my shit.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
bog all
enjoying my first few days of no school. ever again.

until uni.

your question got answered by peter sarifnowicz!
*high fives*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I forgot to mention that lol!
Only just read them b4 posting my greeting lol
Thats a hug from him, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Micheal Smily and Mark Heap. Still waiting one from the lovely Jessica Stevenson.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
went out with my mates
probably drank too much at lunch time
ended up going with my dad to take my nan shopping in Sainsburys
made a t-shirt and a pair of trousers
tryed to learn to play the guitar - failed miserably - decided to stick to playing the drums...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
bastard MSN 7
interferes with FF...

Back to version 6!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)
How so?
Have had no problems.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
well
if I'm logged onto msn, I can't use FF to browse (IE works though). And now I've downloaded v6.0 it says I can't log in unless I upgrade to v7.0

BASTARDS!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
Weeeeeeeeeeeird.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
Make sure it hasn't changed your connection settings or anything else of that ilk.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
Nor have I.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
use pigeons

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
I'm going to bed folks
I'm feeling pretty dreadful :( gentle sympathy hugs would be nice before I go
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)
*knocks you over with a great big dirty glomp*
Take that, bitch.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)
*hugs*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)
*GENTLE SYMPATHY HUG, BRIAN BLESSED STYLE*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)
*climbs into beard*
*cosy, warm, quiet and snuggly*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)
*DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)
poor you
sleep as best you're able :)
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)
I suspect
I'll be out like a light as soon as I lie down
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)
I would
but I'm in an entirely different city.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)
*sympathy huggles*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)
*cuddles gently*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)
*gentle sympathy hug*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
I may join you
*cunts hayfever in the fuck*

Whats up then?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)
i can't stop playing with this
www.davebensonphillips.co.uk
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
oh my fucking gods
Mr V will LOVE that....
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
Ainsley Harriot's brother?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
possibly
only this one gets covered in more gunge
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
'Dave for hire'

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
I can do that
for half the price!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)
Looks like a bit of an annoying cunt to me
But I hate everything
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)
awesome
www.davebensonphillips.co.uk/dancingdave.htm
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)
He is quite clearly
a gayer.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)
So you'd say you have quite a finely tuned gaydar then?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)
Not at all
but he reads 11 on the scale.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!11!!!!!
Fnarr fnarr.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)
A friend of mine
once told me my wedding ring made me look gay. Couldn't work that one out.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)
Does it have a huge chunk of ice on it?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)
No
it is a plain white gold band
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)
did you have your hand wrapped around his cock when he said it?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)
I actually assumed it was a woman who told him.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)
Oh... White gold is so gay.
Not as gay as platinum though. The gayest of all precious metals.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)
Just so I know
What's the least gay precious metal?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)
Yellow gold.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)
Ok
I'm off to buy a yellow gold cock ring.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)
It is indeed awesome
I like how you can have him dancing in jail. Not for fiddling with kiddies, I hope.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)
or
kidding with fiddlies
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)
Last I heard
that was still legal.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)
look in the birthday section
for bigdirtymargaret
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)
He's probably only that on weekends.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)
I've been playing with the
gimp, it's quite fun.

Interpret at will.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
Ahhhh, manipulation!
Intepret at will.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
thought Mykeyboy had gone to the pub
?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
can we talk about playdays
there was the dot mime person, what happened to her ey
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
She ate a bad curry and ended up on the shitter for hours.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
oh
man oh man
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
she
gmtfh
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
Got my teats feeling hot?
That one passes me by
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
it is
takes some getting used to though
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
I'm actually playing with
gimpshop, makes it a bit more like photoshop.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
I've been so busy lately
that I haven't found the time
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
Treat yourself
relieves a bit of stress.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
do you know a good masseur?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
me
but I'm not feeling at all well just now
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
I can massage
places you didn't know existed.

Such as Hartlepool
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)
pah!
even I've heard of Hartlepool...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)
It's a dump.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)
But does it
really exist?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)
I really, really
dislike Madonna

In other news, i've been bitten by lots of bitey insecty things

Anyone got any home rememedies?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
My mam bathes in Tea Tree oil.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
Your Mother.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
My mammy.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
I'd walk a million miles...
For one of your smiles...
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
my Foooooooooooooozie!
/Muppet Show
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
Yyyyyyeas!
this.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
Ummmm. OK then. Carry on.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
You're quite young
aren't you?

I'm an older bloke with older pop culture references.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
I'm the ripe old age of 21.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
Mmm
ripe.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
Like a fine cheese. :)

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
*jazz hands*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
*jazz mags*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)
*jizz mugs*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
*jism on your jugs*

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
milk jugs?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
Mmmm
Lactating.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)
well I would be
if the gannet wasn't blowing raspberries on me and giggling instead of feeding
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)
I'm coming inside
like a warm kitten
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
carry on walking?
Was that the one Charles Hawtrey declined?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
Staying indoors

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
I've been indoors!
It didn't work
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
go deep in, like all the way into the cellar

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
And then lie under a protective waterproof plastic sheet.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
don't go into the cellar!
/Rentaghost
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
lo you
:)
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
hey sweetie
how are you with a knife? will you cut my tonsils out before I start crying like a girl? and also cut my head off cos it's hurting lots and I may have to run away from my PC and go to bed, which I don't want to do yet
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
aww poor pettle
can't take a knife to you, that would upset me, but I can play you some calming tunes if you like
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
noise hurts too
I tried quiet music but it wasn't nice
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
moves round back
massages with lavender oil and strong fingers
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
I think I'll get Mr V to do that
when he's put the girls to bed. my back's aching too from the Make Poverty History stuff even though I didn't go on the actual march
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
Pettle?
Petal?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
not entirely

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
Mostly?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
intermittently

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
Not frequently?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
non contemporanious
c
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
I see.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
nooooo!
*has claypolaphobia*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
I heard he died recently
which confused me, as I thought he was already dead and died in the 14th century.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
I heard he died of bad aids.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
that he did
a friend of Kenny Everett if I remember right
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
you heard
that he did
a friend of Kenny Everett if I remember right

no wonder he had bad aids
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
curse you :P
I looked at that as it was posting and thought I should maybe have stirred in a bit of punctuation
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
why???
I liked him, though I found Little Timmy a bit sinister
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
That little Timothy
he used to talk to on the stick?

Scary shit.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
aye

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
Then dig a hole and get in it.
Then dig some more.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
Rub lemon juice on them

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
On the insects?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
Rub lemon juice in your eye

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
burn down switzerland

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
this

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
lavender oil

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
a hot cup of tea/coffee
pressed onto the bite will alleviate the symptoms

/midge (ure) blog
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
Anybody coming to the pub?


Might be a bit of a walk for you lot
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
where?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
which pub
?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
It is
here.

edit: now aerial photoified.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
be there in about 3 hours?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
Smashing!
What's yours?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
it'll need to be a big one
oh and a new pair of shoes please
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
my face is tired
pub you say?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
no, I'm busy being not at the pub

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
Hmm
So some people are not enjoying Live8. that's fair enough, I am and I think that it can make a bit of a difference.

But if you are not enjoying it then why not stop watching it?
Sorry if that seems a bit obvious, but if I don't like something I don't watch it
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
this

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)
im enjoying it
im picking at it but im enjoying it as a whole event
-and madonna can't sing
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
Put your hands together, you fuckers!

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
I don't like where I'm going
So I don't bother watching that.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
I'm not watching it.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
This is why we have been realplayering the eden project gig
Very sensible post Mr H.

Now go and give that lass what for.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
I'm gonna get a chinese and a bottle of wine
and stay in.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
NOOOOOOOOO
get out there ye daft bollix
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
The phrase " I Don't Have A Hope in Hell"
springs to mind.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)
nothing ventured
matey

my next tune sums it up for you mate, hope your listening
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
I don't know who or what it is,
but have some confidence in yourself and go for it.

Never up, never in!
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
It's that or die alone,
/supportive
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
See, I used to think like that and until a week ago still did
But if you don't dare ask then you will never know and regret it for the rest of your life. The main things I regret in my life are those I didn't dare do.

It left me quite bitter at the world in general.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
Why are you starting a new thread about it?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)
Cos it's a fucking talk board
And your question makes no sense at all
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)
calm down dear
:)
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
How do jellyfish breathe?
Edit- I meant your post sounds more like a reply than an opening topic.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
Terrible.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
Alaska

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
Jamaica?

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
with difficulty

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
I'm watching it,
but some moments of celebrities pretending to care makes me a bit sick.

It's a good cause though and I don't remember the last one.

/edit: www.b3ta.com/talk/613647
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)
I like Madonna swearing for shock value.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)
It's hardly like not watching eastenders though is it

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)
well no
as there is no lovely Michelle Ryan to oggle
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
I'm enjoying watching the bands,
it's the talking bits that irritate me
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)
Serious answer:
www.guardian.co.uk/arts/live8/story/0,16066,1510824,00.html
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
Jeez,
I bet Bob Geldof would be a barrell of laughs at a party.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
Yeah
If I had to spend all my time with him I'd kill myself with lots of heroin too.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)




pfff
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
Have fun, NOW!
*bangs fist on table*
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

*bangs fist on table*

/futurama
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
I would happily kill him.
I was thinking about this earlier: is a cunt still a cunt if he does good things?
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
he's a cunt, for trivialising something as complex into a throwing money at it contest

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
Why doesn't he give up HIS money. Dick.

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
fucks sake, as if bringing one person on stage proves it

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
i was just thinking that
but the dumb stupid public like things like that
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
They can't bring the rest of Africa
as they're all dead

apparently
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
Maybe if we all click at the same time, it could happen...

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
I'm sure that more than one person was saved
with the £80,000,000 he raised.
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)
probably, he just irritates me

(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
It's amazing how someone can do so much good work
But still be a cunt
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613630
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

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