Is this gc?
artistic-insanity.net/song/daleksong.html

I dunno. Fun anyway!

'Ello all. I've been to the pub then discussed new film ideas. What you lot up to?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

I was tricked out of some jaffa cakes,
and have just got the fear trying to use putty

edit: and thank fuck for the subtitles
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

Fuck all.
I have no friends :(
(Borderline Schizo, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

I'm your friend
fool!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

Only cos you want to bone me.
And you live FAR AWAY!
(Borderline Schizo, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

I'd not see that before
would have been a lot better if Weebl had made it.

I'm still being ill and it's getting me annoyed now
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

meh
I feel all weird
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

get your hands off my trev!!
;o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

he can't be as weird as Mr V
I'm awake though, and Mr V put me to bed a while ago cos I was in a lot of pain, shaking with cold, my legs so weak I could barely stand and suddenly I woke up not wrapped up in blankets feeling absolutely fine, got up, came through and now all the pain is slowly creeping back. I drank half a pint of water before my tonsils started screaming at me and now they're worse than they were earlier. I hate being ill.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

gah
just got through that, on the bright side it'll only last 2 days then you'll just be all of teh snot!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

strangely
my nose is the one bit of me that's ok...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

i leave this
board in peace

night night lovelies
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

nite :)

/ed: sugar rush on c4 :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

nighty night

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Night
I'll keep some Mansun to one side for Thursday for you.

;D
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Night babe

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

Night night to you
and I think I'm going to bed too.

robh, are you up for a pint this weekend, either here or elsewhere? I think if there's any of that beer left from the festival it will be off, or very cheap, or both.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

Ew
cheese naan.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

all
teh
wrong
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

tell her to wash her minge then

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

When I say lol or pffft I very rarely have actually laughed...

But I nearly pissed my pants there
(Borderline Schizo, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

so did
his/her nan
( robh, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

i need a lay down.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

why don't you go lay down and die then?
/mykey
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

haha, very funny, fuck off and die
/mykey
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

mmmmm
are you hearing voices?
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

ba dum tish!


genius
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

whose
nan is cheesy?
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

Peshwari

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

No.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

TJ:
anyone have a handy link to that post that lists some torrent sites?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

certainly
www.b3ta.com/talk/614554
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

ta
have a jaffa cake

*offers packet*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

*feverishly snatches packet*
*runs away*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

the joke is on you, my friend
i'd only left a few crumbs in the packet.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

I can lick the packet for days before it gets too soggy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

may I add
torrent.hackz.nl/
( robh, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

no
but i have this:

home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/romeria/bittorrentsites.htm

the site with the worst layout ever.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

yay!
I am henceforth employed by the wonderful shop that is PC World.

Would anyone like some overpriced computer equipment?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

No, but I'd like some bad tech advice please.

( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

if it makes that noise again,
just disconnect the fan.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

only if I can get a six year warranty*
*excluding anything mildly scuffed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

let me guess
you have no knowledge of computers and such like?

:oP

edit: woo yay on new job!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

com pu tars?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

wow!
its like i can see the red t-shirt!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

can i have a ten pound mouse?
weight that is.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

No
But there is a large portion of fuck off you can have free of charge
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

blimeh!
you're like some angry ogre person who swears at anyone who wanders past.
only sexier.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

To some maybe
But mainly its you

edit: also i should point out i did very much enjoy your early morning mental break down the other week on 4rthur
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

good for you.
it's been nice talking to you today. as ever.


edit: oh god, what a mental breakdown. i blame gin. though being mental probably didn't help.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

Lets hope it happens again soon
Preferably on a high building
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

you're shockingly good at this.
they should give you a certificate for it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

or a scouts badge
i can lend him my woggle
( lemony, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

*waggles woggle*

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

you sir
are a cunt of the highest order.

Why Mykey? Why do it?

Tell the board what really really mean things SSG did to you, in order for you to hate him.

Because the sniping is getting silly. And you end up giving him the fucking horn. Which causes problems for the little sheeps in Wales.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

God ive had enough of your thoughts tonight on msn
Stay out of it
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

well
don't dish it out if you can't take it back.

Try to be witty with your insults. Find something less obvious to say.

Be ENTERTAINING.

It's just fucking dull.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

I dont see why it bothers you so
If you dont like it, click ignore
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

you could ignore me if you like.
or not.
i don't mind, it's all entertaining to some extent.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

I'd be the same if someone was picking on you
for being....oh for fucks sake just grow up. You're 24, have a good job and a great woman.

Act like it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

^^this^^

( 100% of Gibbon, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

You could care less
Its hardly an issue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

i think i was on 4rthur once when someone else was slagging him off.
and i got the blame for it all!
and all the talk board had a go at me.
i wept out of about three different orifices.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

Oh do stop whining
Noone cares
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

OMG WTF?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

Apart from you anyway

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

Tell you what
if i delete the post will you shut the fuck up for once?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

it'll stop you looking like such a nob.
and remove all sexy thoughts i had for you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

arf:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

now we've got the formalities out the way,
who wants to play strip poker?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

Please
Do you mind dealing?;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

as long as the cards are old.
i don't like new packs, i get paper cuts.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

Psychic cards
Its the future
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

*thinks*
I'VE GOT A ROYAL FLUSH!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

why delete your ignorance Mykey?
Just leave it there, I can't be arsed with your temper tantrums.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

Erm
Im not having one

But this sure seems to get you hot:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

she's hot enough already.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Like the one on the left?
gold.uni-graz.at/images/ATGL/fat%20mouse%20ccs.jpg
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

haha!
crikey!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

genie let out of the bottle
it is now the witching hour
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

no it's not,
it's only whating hour
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

Right, I'm off to bed
to have utterly filthy dreams about every one of you.

G'night.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

*bums*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

nighty night
lovely

/mwah
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

na nite
xx
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

Slut!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

green
doesn't suit you dearest.

*mwaah*
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

I think that bukkake white
Would suit you madam:p
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

you're
a rude rude boy!!

;o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

You love teh filth

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

yes....yes......
oh god.....YES!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

But im afraid mums arent allowed teh filth
sex is banned, im sure you understand
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

WHAT!!
*goes away to 'please' self*
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Im sure Trev wouldnt mind
Us chaps prefer to let you ladies get on with it yourselves anyway:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

men!!
they're just not willing to put the effort in, but they want us ladies to!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

Not always
Mostly were just happy with a wank, at least our cocks dont want to hug afterwards and talk about their feelings:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

talk?
feelings?
no, it goes summat like, mmmmm that was nice...... do you mind if i read for a bit?
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

nn you big gay
I'm finally in and unpacked and leaching a neighbour's bandwidth until I get my broadband installed. I love unsecured wireless networks - bless em, I can even connect direct to their router... :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

*emails a huge file
ridden with a virulent virus*

'ning fella
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

Unfortunately it's not being quite good
enough to game through... I may have to go and have words :P Judging by the look of his connections there's more than one other person down the same road helping themselves too.

Evening :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

*Wonders why my wireless connection is running
slowly tonight*

;)
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

If you happen to live in SE Norwich
then it's nothing to do with me.

In serious though if you've not secured yours I'd get on it. It's not even like it takes any knowledge or skill to connect to it.

Fuck I'm glad to be finally done. Packing, moving and unpacking has taken me 4 days in total. In fairness it takes a long time to put out all my books in an aesthetic yet careless looking fashion :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I no longer have a wireless connection
I had one, it rarely worked quickly and reliably.

I have now gone back to "old fashioned" wired networking, cost me £2.50 for a cable, and is more than double the speed. And secure.

And no, I live in Yorkshire that would be some hell of a transmission area. ;)
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I saw you sneak onto msn
And then sneak orf without saying hello...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

You'd got some weird icon up next to your name
and I don't really use MSN anymore. I got put off it a couple of years ago when I was running a CS clan and every time I logged on I got bombarded by loads of people at once. It wasn't anything personal :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/hiddentreasure/post34708/

Wouldn't she notice?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

If she's the sort to have that problem in the first place
Probably not. In fact, I'm surprised it didn't fall out the minute she stood up.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

Not everyone is as slack as you;)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

mother-in-law
was clearing out her dads house (he's karked it) and they found 2 rounds of live ammo, they took down to the cop shop.

/boring family blog
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

What has this got to do with slack fannies?!
I mean i know you've had kids but...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

well
unlike you i read the above post and i thought i'd be weird too ;o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

I cant read!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

*mimes*

( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

Ooooh *waves handbag*
I'll have you know that you'd have a job fitting a toothpick up there
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

I dont mind trying:)
*waves toothpick*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

No dear
That's your nob. Easy to mix up, I know.

Christ, I'm being bitchy today, sorry.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

*hands over chocolate*
chocolate makes everything good.
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Yay
\o/ Ta muchlyo *scoffs*
|
/ \
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

*penetrates*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

that would explain DDs brother

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

Pffft
I was in two minds about whether anyone would take it that way
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Maybe she liked it.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

I want your babies.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

You may have them all,
if you come to my picnic.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

*hands over Catfish Jnr*

You'll have to wait until Christmas for the others, they're still in the oven...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

eek!
your having twins!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

£25 and
a bag of cherries and you can have them


might not actually have babies, but can steal some
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

How odd
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050705/ap_on_fe_st/russia_comet_case
Read it all
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

You sir display a penis of the glass variety

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

meh
at least it's hard.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

Even more thrilling than that
I have white chocolate Reese's Cups. Oooooh.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

White chocolate?
Why was I not informed of this?

*Drools*
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

My gran brought them back from hols
They am all of teh gorgeous. Hence they're currently sold out on cybercandy :(
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

I'm going to the shop
on friday...we're on a school trip...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

Ooooooooooh
*bounces like a teenage girl hyper on chocolate*
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

TGMTFH


/24:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

Show us yer cups luv
And dont tell me those photos dont exist:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

You know full well they do
I am only human, after all.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

I demand to see them!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

You also know that can never happen
Besides, they're probably better in your imagination
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

yuk yuk yuk
they'd be all sickly sweet...give me mike and ikes anyday
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

They're not, actually
The proper american ones aren't as sweet as the ones we get here. Tis most peculiar.
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

people like that need to be put in some sort of camp

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

I hate France and everything about it
That is all. Carry on
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

No no
We love everyone here now

Noone is to be made to feel bad

Except coons
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

damn those filthy caterpillars
*burns some silk knickers*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

why?

( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

Oh some people threw a hissyfit
About what we are and arent allowed to joke about on the board

Robin Johnson et al
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

pfft!
*mutters evil things about that person*



did you see how polite i was then!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

Its ok you can say hes a cunt:)
I know i do!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

What occured?
I must have had a real life that night.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

It didn't make for nice reading
and I don't reckon it'd be a good idea to rake it up again.

If you want to spazz back I think it happened yesterday early afternoon.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

Why?

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

Bikini Atoll

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

Not to mention
Chirac.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I share a birthday with him
Bastard
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

He'll want 70% of
your presents, and a chance to slag off your birthday cake.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

I feel sorry
for Finland, is their food really bad?

And if our food is so bad, how come we are all getting fatter? Because we eat more because our food tastes nice. Stupid french cunt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

I was talking to a Scotch today
and we both concurred with you about British food. It's all tasty and good, it's just not very good for you if you have too much.


Quiche is the gayest food ever devised.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Real men don't eat quiche
Where was that from?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

Confucius

( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

It was "comedy" book in the 70's
It wasn't funny as I recall.....
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

I share mine with Elvis Presley, David Bowie
and Shirley Bassey.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

dunno who shares mine.
26th november if anyone is taking notes!

;o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Fred
West.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

29th here!
We should marry!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

trev is 19th
i get a week long birthday if i stay with him, with you i'd only get 3 days!!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

Perhaps we should all marry

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

ooooooooooooh
threesome, i will give that some serious thought...... ok then!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

*fwaps*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

I've been here for what seems like an eternity
and everyone is so damn rude.

The weather is shit, my office hasn't got air conditioning and all the fuckers are on about 16 weeks holiday
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

did France burn down your house and rape your livestock?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

They may as well have done

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

The French do burn Livestock
but I don't know about eating houses.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

I don't hate the French
for their their arrogance, lack of personal hygiene or their rubbish cars.

No I hate them because they saw the Germans at the border and offered them a table for 4 million with a coastal view.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I like this response the most
*awards gold star*
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

*Proudly attaches to chest*
*slips and pokes right through my nipple*
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

They make decent cheese and red wine, though.
And the butter's not bad.

That's it - dairy products and red wine.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

why is
radio 4 making me cry? there talking about ambulances and its not sad, but its so sad.
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

Because you're a big wimpy wusspants.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Ha ha ha

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

*more crying*

( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

Wimpy nancy big girls' blouse.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

Ohh!
your posts would sound soo good in a German accsent
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Straight Outta Blackadder Goes Forth
The Ade Edmondson bits.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Black adder
was shit.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

*spang*
not all of them!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

I'd say it was good.
Not exceptional, but not shit, certainly.

Why? Do you wanna fight, eh? Eh?

You want a piece of me? I'll give you a fuckin' piece of me *punch* Do you want another piece of me? Here's another *punch* piece of me...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I will rip
out your gizzard.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

*slaps with gauntlet*


*kicks in the winnebagos*


*burns PhD so turning opponent into MrPoppers*

Hah!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Whilst cracking a whip...

Mmmm...

*wanders off muttering to self*
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

your not crying
you just have summat in your eye.
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

*licks eye*
if there is it aint comeing out
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

*offers cat,
for cat lick purposes and no other purpose, you dirty person!*
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

The Archers
can be very traumatic. I remember when Annie died the night that ITV started.

/I am my dad blog
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Is it your time of the month again?
*offers hot water bottle and chocolates*

*fucks off down to the pub*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

I just had my first driving lesson
and I'm still alive! YAY.
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

no, you're not

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

How about your instructor?


And pedestrians? Other road users?

All unscathed?

Well done, Mr who is of Stebbs.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

'sniff'
RIP brian whassisname
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Shouldnt you be off breeding?
Damned breeder!

I'll work on your wife for the next one if you want
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

I'm pretty sure that at the rate we're going
I'll just need to look at her for her to fall pregnant next time.

I'll bear your kind offer in mind, though, and put it to the good lady wife when she comes in from her shift at the salt mine.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Im sure she'll love the thought
of some mate of yours from the internet offering to knock her up
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

TGMCTFLH

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

What about everybody else?
They still breathing?

(Woo to you!)
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Ning Trev:)
Hows the Missus?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

She's here
Look!

How are you sir?
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

I am good!
Now then, theres something Mrs Trev needs to tell you....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

shhhhhhhhhh
i'm not ready to tell him yet!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

Have you packed the suitcase yet?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

nearly
have you made room in your closet?
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Ive got a space for you on the left of my bed...


/Specific
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

pah
thats the lumpy side, i wanna swap!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Bah!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

BOO!
i'm fine thanks for asking!

:o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Well done!
How are the 75 people who sat between you and me at the lights on Aachen Way when you missed the green twice in a row?
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

they send their regards
and road rage lawsuits
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Well done, driving is FUN!
I booked my test yesterday and I'm getting scared now.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Momma told me not to come....

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

... in her face.

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

but you did so anyway
and you wiped it on the curtains you dirty whore.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

I must get out of these wet clothes
and in to a dry martini...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

*pays attention*
*strokes*

*shakes it but doesn't stir*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

*Enjoys attention*
*wags tail*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

Did you fall in the river again?
I'm considering finishing off a reasonable chardonnay that I have in the fridge.

Or a beer.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

I am listening to Bobby Darrin
singing Artificial Flowers and it is teh ace. Better than The Beautiful* South version by far.

*typed that as 'Beautifuk.' Heh.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

I've just been downstairs and heard the most frightful
rendition of 99 Red Balloons, sung by someone who is actually a worse singer than me!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

It's chuffing raining out there
and I got wet.
Towel me.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

*trowels*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

Honk if your horny

( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

*gooses*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

Honk if my horny what?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

yellow
and not to forget the land garden mind arches her back in the most leafy figure of text file petite mouse.
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Aah! Thanks for clarifying.

*honk*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

70s acidhead rock lyrics,
concept album, surreal cover, can't remember the name of the band.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

bollocks
just made up, by me, just now, and as pointed out before I wasnt even a twinkle in my fathers eye in the 70's
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

Retro, eh?

(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

*trumps*

( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Havent you squeezed out your sprog yet?
Juniper causes uterine contractions you know?
Thats why nine out of ten teens prefer Gin
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

no not yet

really want it now, i so wanna see it, know what it is, kiss it, oh look ive got that silly 'new baby' look on my face...

I really wanna know what it is, didnt want to find out as i do like the surprise but with my daughter i was so sure she was a girl, i aint got a clue with this one...
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

when are you due?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

21st of this month
thats only 16 days away

which is about 362 hours
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

have you been drinking your raspberry tea?
and if it's your first, you'll go over. It's a pain in the proverbial
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

no raspberry tea at all
i did go 5 days over with my daughter, i would like this one to be (in an ideal) world, 2 days late, see it's due on a Thursday, but Saturday is far better for me...

/lives in a dream world
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

pah!
my first was 5 days late and the second was 13 days late, she needed an invite to come out!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

I thank you in advance for adding to this over populated world
:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

I don't want to be
thnaked it sounds bad
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

Babies are evil.
And you are cruel for bringing another one into the world.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

oh shut up

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Hush now, if we valued a womans opinion we'd....
Well we wouldnt now would we!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

The only reason they're evil
is because there's a small chance that they might grow into someone like you.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

I will just point to your username
and for the one and only time ever, agree heartily with you
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

see, it's convenient
having that there isn't it.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

You forgot
the hot bath.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Especially if they are going to be coon flavoured

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Gah,
Flickr is taking ages to process my pictures.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

Are they pictures of sky again?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

Yep.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

It's probably
chatting to the bird on the front desk and laughing at you in your swimming trunks.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

The fluckrs.

(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

take it up with jesus

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

He's busy too
He was meant to be here ages ago. No sign of the fucker.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

I bet he stopped off at the chippy
for a bag of chips with scraps again.

He doesn't even like scraps, he only gets them 'cos they're free.
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

fucking
loon!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)