OK, what's the best terrorist attack you could come up with?
Say you've got at your disposal a dozen potentially self-killable fanatic fuckpricks (at least some of whom can fly a plane), some explosives (plus detonators etc.), vehicles, basic knowledge of the target country's transport infrastructure and rudimentary chemistry expertise to knock up some ricin or whatnot.

I'd get them to hijack a plane and crash it into a nuclear power station, thus releasing radioactive waste over a wide area, coordinated with a simultaneous ricin attack (or even anthrax, if available) at nearby hospitals so the casualties from the power station can't be taken there, on top of the inevitable casualties from the poisoning.

Anyone beat that?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I would attack the gates around calair Chunnel terminal
and watch everyone drown in the sea of illegal immigrants


and suicide goats
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

dont want to think about it

( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

this

( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

You know that the CIA
monitor chat boards? You are now eligable for a free holiday in sunny Cuba.

*adjusts tin-foil beanie*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

Except nuclear power stations have purposely thick built walls
to stop this kind of thing...

Regard: www.big-boys.com/articles/concreteplane.html

Your plan would fail my friend
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

Curses!
Well I'd just have them go on a mass bumming spree for Allah, then.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Lets hope not
eh ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

nulcear power stations are designed to resist attack.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

i'd wait for the olympics in london
then do it then
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Flood Holland
or Norfolk.
( Three Dog Man, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Fuck you puto!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

I don't think you can deploy like ricin like that
and nuke stations (again AFAIK) are already built sturdy enough to withstand something like that which is probably why they didn't do something similar first time round.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Can't you just dust a little ricin around the place?
Or do you have to spray it somehow?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

Just been reading up on it here
www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/ricin/facts.asp

Looks like you're right but I should imagine that without it being injected it would be about as effective as the Anthrax letters - ie not very
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

I'd pick a suitably-timed major event
world cup, world series, superbowl, olympics, etc

then drop planeloads of improving literature on the crowds

It may not cause major carnage but it might cure the world of "Sport"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Great, im walking round Oxford on lunch
And ive started eyeing up every middle eastern looking man... and not in the good bum sense
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

Is that not
normal behaviour for you Mykeyboy?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

you poor bastard
watch out for flying debris


or better still, skip lunch mate
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

This is bound to happen


Things are bad enough. Though I suspect there will be much BNP posturing, and racial tension.

Which is of course what the terrorists want. They get more disaffected recruits, and cause paranoia and hatred.

Fucking cunts.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

7 bombs on the seventh day of the seventh month

what does this mean?

should we burn all number sevens in revenge?
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

*slap*
edit: Anyone want to collaborate to make a soft rock anthem to rival America We Stand As One? The market is ours for the taking

/cash-in-tastic
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

i can play the
kazoo
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

\m/

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

It means
someone's broken a fucking big mirror.
( Malchick, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

IT'S HER HEAD IN THE BOX!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

This is the real world
not fucking Sesame street.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

fuck off
i was being ironical you dolt
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

let's just beat the fuck out of david beckham

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

^^^this
a perfect solution
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

this

(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

that's a bit harsh
(10 for england, 23 for real madrid)
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

7+7+5
=19 -G8 =11

Madrid bombs 11 March 2004 - there were 911 days in-between the terror attacks in Madrid and Sept 11, 2001.
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

*hides*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

so whats the conspiricy theorys for this
1: bush, to make himself look like there was a point to the recent wmd escapade
(cant you see the look of guilt in his eyes?)

2: blair, for similar reasons

3: the french because we won the olympic bid

4: al queda, because we "fucked up their shit"

5: the martians, just for amusement

6: the penguins: aside from the threat from the monkeys "more advanced cousins" they just plain hate us

7: Project Mayhem

8: insert your comment here
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

3.
any news on the east croydon/HSBC rumours? (http://b3ta.com/talk/#post623895)

I think the Canary Wharf one has been dismissed as rumour. my brother lives five minutes from CW - scary stuff.
(trumpet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

The website for the Croydon local paper hasn't
got anything on it and it's not coming up on any of the sources I'm following. Sounds like bollocks to me. Why do people always make up sensationalist shit like this?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

it always happens
nothing coming up through my sources either. Sounds like bollocks to me too...
(trumpet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

this
there's no sirens around croydon
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

mr P says he's heard EC Station i closed.

( pep, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

pfft
croydon and sensationalist in the same sentence for the first time ever
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

I vote for
4.5: al-Qaeda, because they're sick of people getting their name wrong.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

I hate to be party to conspiracy theories
but I don't trust the 'It was reported to be Al Queda' line.


I was supposed to be in London today. On the tube heading to Liverpool St Station.

*shudders*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

I was meant to be going King's Cross...

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

8: Charles Clarke and his ID cards.

( Malchick, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

8. Radishes

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

i saw a brown person getting on a bus
*nods knowingly*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

Statement on ITV
Maybe George Bush speaking
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Whoa, sorry bout that >_< dunno what happened there...
*slaps himself* Sorry
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

use the delete button you git

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

Tis all good now . . . Sorry

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

nosemonkey's blog
has alleged transcript of Al Quaida statement

europhobia.blogspot.com/
(trumpet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

The whole of the G8 summit
just made a statement against terroism and their determination not to buckle
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

And the funny part was
that throughout, Bush looked like he was trying not to fart.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

My mp3 player gets better and better at this.
I just bopped round the office to Last Train To London by ELO
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

Hahahahaha :)

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

on train to london...destination edgeware road.
train gets turned around in peterboro at 20 past nine. 25 mins after they blow edgeware station up.

you lot started being inappropriate yet? has the french olympic bid team claimed responsibility?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

Hello

I would like to enquire about the free sperm?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

all free sperm cancelled
due to a major incident*


*wet dream
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

you are one of the chosen
congratulations on not dying
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Please collect your prize as you leave

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

yes, that is a bit annoying. sorry for being melodramatic.
but trust me, our train was full of people much more hysterical. the word nuclear was mentioned by one stupid fucking bitch as she phoned people she knew who lived in kent to see if they were alive.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Blimey.
The board has been gratifyingly non-inappropriate today. There's been some good old British barrack-room humour with the occasional b3tan twinge, but I'm getting the feeling we're all curiously united.

The French joke has been done to death though.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

Pic from a tube train, don't think it's shopped
moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=77571

*edit*

If you can't see it there try here:

flickr.com/photos/qwghlm/24230239/
(previously on the west wing, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

that
was just on popbitch too but it got deleted. Doesnt look good.
( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)

Yeah, that's where I saw it too
I think this is going to get a lot worse through the day.

Not fun :(
(previously on the west wing, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

I saw that on 4rthur.
Somone said it was Mr Alfie or a mate of his that was on the tube at the time. It's definitely real. It has turned up in a few official places too I think.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

that was posted up here eariler.
i don't see why, or how it chould have been shopped.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

I don't think I want to look
is it grizzly ?
(Experiment 626, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

slightly blurry pic of people on a tube train, which looks like it's full of smoke
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

No, it's fine
Just a bit spooky-looking
( useful_idiot, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

just heard there's been
a bomb in east croydon

seriously
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

where did you heard that?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

my boss' girlfriend just called him
and told him
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

from where did
you hear this?
( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

fuck
i drove through croydon town centre only 90 mins ago
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

*alerts the police to your current location*
Take him away, boys...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

*readies the speculums and rubber gloves*
they hide them everywhere these days
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

Another one?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Source?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

HP please

( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Face 2 face with the bomber?
Just before Christmas 2004 my girlfriend and I were waiting for bus - on the other side of the road we noticed a guy with 3 large holdalls. He was really odd and we wondered how he got to where he was with these bags. A few weeks later I got on a bus and the same guy was sitting in the front seats with the same 3 large holdalls. I felt so uncomfortable I got of the next stop. I though I might be over reacting and that the bags could contain pirate DVD's or something... Now I'm wondering if that day was a dry run?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Or he was taking all his washing home to his mum

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

My suggestion is possibly a silly suggestion
but why don't you report it. It may be nothing, or it maybe a piece of the jigsaw puzzle.
(Experiment 626, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

I met Mr P
for the first time, in dean Street, when the Dean Street bomb went off.

sadly, when we met it actually was murder :/
( pep, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

nothing on
bbc/sky/cnn so far...

wonder if its true?
( pep, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

probly bollocks
but you never know, nobody goes to croydon anyway
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

i try an avoid it
as much as possible. I don't have enough children to go there. I think you have to have about 12 to get in these days.
( pep, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/623728
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

yea
in a hsbc
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

There are going to be a load of controlled explosions
could that have been one perhaps?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

Careful, Charles
They're going to repeat you stumbling and slurring your words all day.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

and he clearly isn't as informed
as he should be
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

He obvioulsy doesnt read b3ta
if he can only confirm 4 bombs.
( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

Can you imagine if senior government ministers were b3tans?
My colleagues inform me that they haven't got a fucking clue what's going on.

:(

*bombs*

(Gordy B, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, Ignore, Reply)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

It'd make me feel more comfortable
Nothing like a b3tan outlook on things
( useful_idiot, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Is he drunk?
ON POWER,or gin?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

oh great, 'action man' is taking chrage of the situation is he?
oh well, at least he's not just stumbling around blindly... :(
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Nuts
I've just spilt yogurt over my desk
(Guyon - playing games, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

You really didn't want to do that

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

you kinky fuck

(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

Cock yoghurt?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

Poultry mayonaise

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

Black Cherry
Not quite as bizzare as the rest of you
(Guyon - playing games, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

We can't let the yogurt win

(previously on the west wing, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

"This is a well well panned, well rehearsed situation"
How do you rehearse something like this? without anyone noticing...
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Er, you don't.
Rehearsals for this sort of situation were quite well publicised.
At the very least, there were a couple of dry runs in London, in the wake of the Twin Towers coming down.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

No...
he was refering to the comitters not the tidy up operation...
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

"He"?
Are you referring to yourself in the third person, so as to distance yourself from your ridiculous comment?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

No
The guy on tv... erm, i've forgotten his name >_<
He was talking on ITV
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

Oh, right.
Anyway, if you want to rehearse a terrorist attack, you do it when/where no one's looking. Basically, anywhere that isn't Iraq or Afghanistan.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

Ant & Dec?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

That's the one/two!

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)

Are you trying
to lure the fuckers out ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

Little bits at a time.
You practice with each section that you can. You revise procedures. All that sort of thing.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

Out in the deserts of Dukkadukkastan
they've built an exact replica of London. We should have seen it coming really.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

Great. Now I have "hit me with your rhythm sticks" on my internal playlist

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Richard
Whitely's dead.

LIBYANS!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Nice weather today

(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

My mp3 player has been on random and chucking out all sorts
of highly inappropriate songs. The best so far is Perfect Day by Lou Reed.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

RATM - bombtrack
soundgarden - blow up the outside world
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

Black Lace - Agadoo
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Few dark clouds
over London...
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Watch out for ash on your washing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

my mother's comment upon turning on (Fox) news:
"Well, let's see how they feel about the war NOW!"
"...When it happens to them!"
( trintrin has jam for blood, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

quite.
( spiny - things are looking up, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

Well,
I think the war made it more likely that this would happen.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Certainly,
although I now think it's important to make it clear that that wasn't my main reason for being against the war.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

Do me a favour,
and punch your mum in the face, will you?

Many thanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

This ^
but preferably with a nail encrusted baseball bat.

I have never met your mum but she strikes me as a right cunt.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

right cunt Republican

Oh, look at me! I'm Rory-fucking-Bremner!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

*sigh*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Who?
My feelings on "the war" haven't been changed a bit, whether you mean the war on the abstract concept of "Terror", or the unrelated war in Iraq.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

wow
your mums a cunt.
( weebl Mashed farts, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

seconded
leave home now
there's plenty work for underage sex workers
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

Why are you watching
Fox News?!
It's shit, it's all missing kids and stuff, we have good enough UK news channels so that we dont have to watch that american crap
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Whenever Americans call the BBC a "state broadcasting company"
I get angry and think of Fox News.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Your mum along with most of your country men are cunts
If Iraq had anything to do with Al-Quaeda in the firts place then maybe that would have had some relevence you stupid fat neurotic bitch now fuck off back to your flag waving and apple pie before I personally fly a plane into your house
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

I only suspected it at fiurst
but now I am sure. I do love you and I want to have your babies.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

You got it babe :)
You bring the beer, I'll find a womb from somewhere
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

*scrambles jets to Norfolk after tip off*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

Wow. People actualy praising the NHS
for the way they're coping with it all...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

And then appealing for volunteer nurses....

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

As long as they arent
asylum seeking darkie nurses high on crack

/Daily Mail
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

She's claiming to be pregnant
isn't she?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

and wearing
a hoodie?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

BUPA getting a bit of stick
£100 referral cost if it appears you've lost alimb.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

actually
given the potential damage that 6/7 bombs could cause, i think the whole situation is being handled extremely well.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Well - it's just nice to have 'let's get you some help'
Rather than 'do you have insurance?' as the first question to be asked when things like this happen.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Did anyone hear the news?
There have been some blasts in London.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

A bus caught fire
but the snow put it out.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

Whoa...
No way... Any idea how many dead?
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

You are LiveTV's Newsbunny.
Go on, gives us the headlines through the medium of mime...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

SPEAK UP!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

Bummers are deaf.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

THIS is the best newsfeed in the whole of the world

( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

Indeed it is...
Welcome to b3ta News
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

Bagsi Marr
you can be my Morrissey
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

"Hang the DJ, Hang The Dj...."

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

Panic on the streets of london
..so true
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

"...bringing you the news that matters as soon as it hits the conspiracy theorists' blog..."

"Here's Lu with the weather..."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

Negative weather reports, woo!

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

"...here to bring you all the latest and then rip the piss out of it mercilessly
without any thought for any of the injured/dead people's families etc..."


/dismounts high horse
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

"show no mercy"

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

If yuo're a regular here
you should know what it's like...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

of course i do
and i love it
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

What we lack in accuracy
we make up for in bummings and laughing at the dead.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

[BREAKING NEWS]
bombs along the welsh border have caused it float off into the Irish sea
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

and they only put it up for sale yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/4853213
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

I know,
the BBC hasn't mentioned the Dudley Boys yet.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

I'm shocked by that news...
Not only D-von and Bubba, but Spike as well.

Also Billy Kidman.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

I find out everything I need to know from here,
and alot of stuff I didnt.
( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

actually it's the only one that hasn't spazzed out
and has kept me reasonably pointed in the right direction.
/stuck at work with no phones - and a boss who doesn't think this is important enough to stop work so gotta do ninja surfing
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

Yeah
fight the fucking power!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

Wait a minute...
NY, Madrid, London...

Paris next?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

it's Peckam isn't it?

Trotters Independant Traders (TITs for short)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Milan, daaahlingk

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

Aren't these all places where
Beckham children were conceived?

It's fucking Herfordshire next!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

God i hope so

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

I like you.
Probably more than I should.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

Maybe they're following the path of the olympic torch

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

Why would they bother with Paris?
They've had the common sense to stay out of all this...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

Because they know they'll
fucking surrender and help them bomb people...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

Errr.... yeah...
French forces have currently taken over two West African countries. French forces are accused of various war crimes, including robbing banks.

But this news is barely reported. So people idolise the French.

Also worth noting that Saddam Hussein had promised his oil rights to France if they got rid of the embargo.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

What?
Could I have a link? Or should I just browse Fox News.com on my own?
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4114174.stm
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Um...
that's what an embargo is, no?
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

You mean the UN-sanctioned peace-keeping in the ivory coast?
That's hardly "taking over". And what's the second country?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Who idolizes the fucking French?
I thought everyone thought they were cunts. But compared with Freedom Fries they certainly looked better. I think the core point here is they had FUCK ALL to do with the phony fucking wars Bush lied his way into and thus are substantially less liked to be al-Qaeda'd. Plus they don't wantonly fuck off the Middle East for no other reason than "they tried to hurt my daddy."
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

because they have an unpleasant history of racism and islamaphobia
against a large north african immigrant population?

abstaining surrendermonkeying from the current war in Iraq is probably not an airtight defence
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

Yes
I'm against the war in Iraq, but not so as not to make terrorists angry.
I wouldn't expect us to be exempt from terrorism if we hadn't gone in.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

Everbody talk about..Pop Music
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

heh

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

pfft

( Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

i think that's
a bit in bad taste
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

Nope, its a pattern...
New York
Madrid
London

So K...?

Arrggggg *lives in Keighley*
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

I'm too sexy for Milan,
Too sexy for Milan,
New York and Japan...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

sexy diseased
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

...Munich
Everyone talk about
Pop music
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

Rome.
Italy has been supportive of the illegal occupation freeing of the iraqi people.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

Group claims attacks!
www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1188265,00.html
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

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( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

You are Robocop
AICMFP
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

"Dick?"

"Yes?"

"You're fired"

*duck*

ratt-atata-tata-tata-tata-tata-etc.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

Ambulances only helping with life threatening injuries
so if you've got your balls in a marmite jar, you're shit out of luck.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

crap

(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)