I heard somebody did a bomb in london
or something
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

where did you hear that?

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

See, that'd be funny
If i wasnt raping your mum
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

*removes wig*
I'm no mum..
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Hang on, if you're raping his mum
Who's under me now????
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

your sources are correct

( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

Not bomb, BUM.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

ahhhhh the peace and quiet...
the kids are in bed, Mr V's playing quietly on the floor... if I'm lucky I'll get to bed myself later on without molestation

'ning folks, anyone up to anything exciting this evening?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Just got in.
I'm celebrating the end of another long work day filled with car crashes with a bottle of Badger beer.

I've paid my credit card off, and am very worried as my bank balance is getting less and less every month.

Later on, I may sleep! That's sort of exciting.
( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

listening
to trev on the radio.
( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

listening to my stepbro's television
and burping under my breath
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

Has anyone
got any spare money they could give me?

Any accepted, from coppers to notes.
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

Work on your back slacker
Pregnant is a niche
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

lemmie guess

I should drink some gin?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

no
its mine, all mine.
( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

No,
I tend to spend it all.

/mongy
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

How I love living next door to a chinese
Prawn toast, chicken fried rice and a can of coke for £2.30

Ohhh yes.

What's for dinner for YOU tonight?
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

We had chilli con carne
it was lovely
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

do you have gasmasks for the morning after?

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

no, no need
hehehe
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

I had home-made lasagne,
it was lovely.
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I had tuna pasta bake.
Two helping and I think there's enough left-overs for my supper later :)
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

or enough to share? <3

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

*feeds you a forkful*
Nice?
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

tuna pasta bake is god
fed to me by a goddess *simpers*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

It has melty cheese and crunchy crisps on top...
*feeds another forkful*
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

ohhh baby...

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

bread
and chocolate.
( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

aah two of the three food groups
you needed only to add "sauce" and you'd have a bit of everything
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

Fruit

( Druid, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

I had a pot noodle.
I might find something to cook if I can be arsed.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

marmite on
toast and a lovely cup of tea :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

yay for reading over two lines and seeing
"marmite on a lovely cup of tea"
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

pffft!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

I can beat that. I live ABOVE a chip shop.
£3.20 for kebab and chips (inc. chilli and mayo of course). My landlady works there too and we get on nicely, so I get extra big portions. :)

The flat does sometimes pong of fish and chips though. :(
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

kedgeree
made with smoked mackeral and fresh eggs - twas mighty fine.

We don't live very near any takeaways, sadly, but our nearest towns got loads of great ones. Which is why it's full of fat greasy munters.
(trumpet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

Don't suppose anyone here works
for a council in web development do they?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

Why's that?
/doesn't but is nosey.
( magnum, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Interview
with a local council for a web development job and need some info.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

No

and I can't pretend either, so don't even ask

/hands you a banana
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

You work?
Seriously though, explain why e-gif is any good.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

*cant*
*works in finance*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

You work
on the till in the canteen. AICMFP.

Seriously, what do you do?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

I go through the finances of spackers, the elderly and the physically disabled
And assess what they can afford to contribute towards their homecare
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

I can think of no
job you are less suited to.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

And i lick up their salty tears as they beg

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

do you make blacks
pay more?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

no,
but try emailing this council
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

That took
me a minute to spot that, and then I laughed.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

*stares into middle distance*

( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

You have
a speculum up Kelly Holmes?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

yes

( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I was momentarily distracted
and read that as Katie Holmes.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

TGMTFH

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

bash.org/?515363
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

I've fucking seen that before, you hairy cunt.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

*melts*
bash.org would be funny, if it wasnt for the fact that I can't be arsed searching through everything, and the top 100 never EVER changes.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

click the random button then

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

nah
that comes up with 35 crap ones in row, all involving "your mom" and a bunch of immature american IRC geeks.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

yes, there's an awful lot
of class,

I still dont get it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

How many times
is that gonna be posted?

/and it's not even funny the first time
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

Have a
cat
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

Wow

thanks, I am touched by your thoughtfulness
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

Oh, just do your own damn strikethrough gag.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

Eh?

( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

just do your own damn strikethrough I'm having trouble breathing with this ball
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Pfft

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

Argh!

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

Pffft.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

That's funny,
but bash.org is consistently less funny than a spazz through the b3ta archives, and that's a fact.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Yes
spazzs are funny.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

I saw a massive
one today and managed not to stare or laugh
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

I agree with you on the second...
...but not the first.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Has something been happening today?
I appear to have missed it.

Anyway, in the meantime why not come on over to my side to listen to some choons? I am on from 8 on FTLFM

You can go here, to have a look at my playlist. and then you can go to the FTLFM talk board to display your fine choices.*

To listen you say?

listen thingy

Happy to oblige.

*If your choices aren't fine, they will probably still get played anyway. :)
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

Will there be AIDS?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

There's always
time for AIDS
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

And pure innebreation

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

yay!
This'll be my last tune then.

thanks for listening folks
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

elephants.
a classy farewell.


thanks for some kewl choons mister! :D
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

I second this very much,
but I spell 'cool' and 'tunes' correctly.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

Thank you both
I like different/unusual tunes
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

well nerrninerrninerrrr to you little miss smartypants
with her good spelling and her *oh i'm so good at being right and stuff*

...*licks*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

so much so,
you said it twice!

edit: damn, ninja editing skills
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

GO AND DIE
my net is all crap and stuff =(

EDIT: my ninja lagging skills ACTUALLY.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

*licks in the eyes*
You're so gorgeous.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

awwwh fankoo <3
can i have my contact lenses back now?
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

God, no.
They're delicious.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

monthly disposables
the perfect balance of softness and liquidy goodness
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

I will not be listening
as it is nearly 5am here and I really should drag my arse off to bed.

However, I demand that you torture your listeners with some of that lovely Alanis Morissette you have in your playlist. Preferably Ironic because I know it makes a lot of b3tans asplode.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

Isn't it ironic?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

don't you think?

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

Its like raaaaaaaaiiiiiin
On your weeeedddding day!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

More like a thousand spoons

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

Dont ya think

( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

STAND AND DELIVER
or as my bro thought

"STAAAAND ON THE VILLA... (ohwoahiwhoaiwhoa) YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE *drums* HAH!
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

Of course somethings
happened, you can't expect a day to pass without something happening.
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

I'm currently drinking Blue Curaçao out of the bottle
and the ingredients are "Sugar, Water, Alcohol, Natural Flavour, Colouring Agent"

Anybody else slightly disconcerted by this vagueness?

prize for the person who can suggest actual ingredients vile enough to stop me polishing it off (the bottle that is)
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

UNNATURAL FLAVOUR

( magnum, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

There's fuck all but sugar and water in that stuff.
It's only meant to add colour and strength to cocktails. Don't you have any proper booxe?
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

i've got absolut vodka, jamesons whisky
archers
midori
grand marnier
cointreau
creme de cassis
some naff version of creme de menthe
and the last of a bottle of bacardi

EDIT: i havent actually got any mixers at the moment though, hrm.

yay for self cocktail creation :D
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

That's a parent's booze cabinet that is.
Never anything useful like nice whiskey or vodka, just the shit they get given as presents and never drink.

Make a nice thick hot chocolate or coffee and whack the cointreau in there liverally. It's the best I can suggest out of that mess.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

OR
make a chocolate milkyshake and add liberal amounts of grand marnier and cointreau


yum.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

but it tastes so much like blue bubblegum calypso cartons...

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

hahahah
right proper old school.
( magnum, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

the best things are vague,
like meatpie, and russians
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

And women

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

A 'cottage cheese-like' discharge

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

I'm a cross-posting whore
www.b3ta.com/board/#post4859457

I can't remember when I last 'shopped anything
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

how you feeling today?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

a lot better
though I get tired very very quickly and my tonsils are getting worse. I don't feel anywhere near as ill though
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

I hear London won the Olympic Games
at least after today we have a shot at winning the paralympics.
(thisismyclone, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

pffffffftttttttt
*covers everybody in vicinity with fine mist of spittle*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

That is awful.
You are disgusting.

Alright, I smirked, but I felt guilty about it afterwards. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

*snorts*
That made me laugh life an utter bastard!

And any cunt who goes all wet and gets upset over this can nosh my cock:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

I thought it was funny
does that mean I can't have a nosh?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

You are allowed no matter what
*allows noshing*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

Has anyone done the one
about NASA missing that comet and hitting the center of the universe instead?
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

not yet
but well done sir ;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

pahahahaha,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

God Bless Anglia News...
...
Carnage and chaos in London...

Moustachou'd anchorman

'Commuters from the Anglia region are having a bit of bother with the trains'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

Well they would
there were bombs in london and the trains are backed up
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

*produces syringe*


*injects sense of humour into Mykeyboy's arse*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Really??!?!?!?!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

It was an april fools joke

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

News delivers facts shocker!

( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Pffft!
This:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

It was the way it was delivered...
....they will do ANYTHING for a 'lookul' angle on major stories that lot.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

Well thats because its the local news

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625319
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

I see naaathing

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

That link
will be useful for years to come.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

*adds to Dazfish's page of cheap and quick links*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

same here
they'll draw any tenuous links with the northwest...

We've been waiting for them to put manchester on alert 'just in case'
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

I was watching Look East
which had exactly the same thread running through their news. And how Essex ambulances and hospitals helped as the terror unfolded.
( magnum, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

what we actually did in MY Essex hospital...
....was clear beds, prepare rooms/beds..and then drink tea and eat cakes for the next 3 hours.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Nice too see the British stiff upper lip is still going strong.
If this were the USA, everyone would be going bat-shit crazy by now.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

I say Rob
these red elvises are rather spiffing what?
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

what, where?
is this some sort of dogging code?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

i agree
and now i'm fearing what is currently on, but also bouncing uncontrollably with a big grin
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

it's a good'un
but I've got the original
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

glad you like it
;)
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

are you being served...
*pokes*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Ouch!
where's mrs. slocombes' pussy when you want it?
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

apparently
there's a security alert at Grange Hill. I always thought that was a fictional programme.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

As was
Dallas.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

I've just noticed the black band on google,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

Mwoahahaha!
'Next on bbc1 , Eastenders'

*snorts*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Headline in yesterdays local rag
'Police probe rape and assault victims'

Surely the poor buggers have been through enough.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Pfffffft

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

that made a little snot escape from my nose

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Eastenders (T)
Locals hold a party in the Queen Vic. You know something's going to happen if they do that.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

if anyone wants to listen
to some tunes, until trev is on FTL FM at 8pm
81.110.218.153:8000/listen.pls

then please do
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

I'm listening.
Are you taking requests?
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

I've no playlist
but if I have it, I'll put it on
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

Polyphonic Spree, pretty please?

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

sorry comma
I shall find some for next time, just for you :)
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Never mind.
TMBG?

Also, this Every Breath/Stand By Me mash is marvellous.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Comma... damnit woman
your music taste is making me moist
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Much like your face makes me.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

...
oh my
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

*licks*

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

*giggles*
*and flounces to are you being served*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

the mash was done by a b3tan
but I can't remember which one?
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

I think I have that one at home
and it was Reverend Dan no?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

Reverand Dan!
that sounds something like...well done!
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

Got a linky to where I can downlaod it, perchance?

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

I'll sort it out later
and linky
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

fingertips

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

*be's your soldier girl*

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

little black dress and slingbacks
:)
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

cheeky!

( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

kinky boots to follow

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

ha ha ha
you minx!

I notice you already have that one.
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

I would love to listen to your wonderful taste in music

but I have audio I am editing in one ear, news reports in the other and alcomohol in the middle.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

I's in boyo
:)
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

*sings*
All AROUND MY HAT....
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

Congratulamations old boy
well doneoffers cigar
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

I heard Bob Flemming et al
from The Fast Show then



All around my ARSE
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

that's a nice thought
:)
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

*shakes it*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

becomes hypnotized
would love to come and play with you and yer man at steeleye, but we's gonna be camping up in the highlands at that time, we'll meet up at som point though
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

I believe...
...that she has dates for the lovely Eliza and the Oysterband at Manchester.

I DEMAND that you attend these.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

*takes picture using camera which produces instant pictures*q

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

yay for jimi!

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

May I lick your face?

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

you can lick my face anytime dear
i'm currently enjoying the title of this track

"every breathmash"

yay for breathmash :D
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

I am home from heroically...
...drinking tea and eating cake for Queen and country.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

So you didn't actually end up doing anything?
Wicca'd, that's it, you're not allowed to move in with this layabout.

Congratulations to you both!!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

Means paying more council tax
I support this
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

I mark all my council tax money with
'not for paying Mykeyboy, he skives on b3ta'
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

I have done some work for the council of Ken Livingston
(audio recording work)
They have a cavalier attitude to payment: they pay withn 6 months.
You pay your council tax late and see how long they give you.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

no...axe the tax!
:X
(Borderline Schizo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

This is news to me...
are they moving in together?
That's all the lully!

CONGRATS!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

This

(Lord Gibbon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Nothing yet...
....anyone with a a serious burn has probably got numerous other bleeding/limb loss/chest type/shrapnel injuries which are priority currently.

Us teriary referreal centres, if it's gonna happen, will start getting referrals round about now I would guess.

However, the unit is now ready to take up to 6 ventilated burn patients plus another 10 non-vent big 'uns.

/helped with the setting up and juggling of beds thing blog
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

*proud*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Congratulations to the both of you again.
I 'gratulated the other half yesterday, your turn now. *gives ornamental dog as gift*
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

how......lovely

*smiles politely*

*puts ornamental dog in cupboard under the stairs*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

*finds ornamental dog under stairs*
*submits story to QOTW*
(Lord Gibbon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

Arf!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

I am doing some serious drinking
on behalf of my fellow Londoners that are suffering as a result of those bastards
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Me too
in a minute
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

sod it,
I think I'll join you!

*opens teh wine*
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

I am eating raspberries out of the garden still warm from the sunshine
and listening to the glorious crackle of a fresh bottle of stoly being opened

ummm ... in solidarity with the cockerneys
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

yay, more of this
British spunk!
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

*wanks yet again*

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

drink wank
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

My brother lives on Tavistock Square
and is stuck outside the cordon, so he's gone to the pub and is now wankered.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

Ok
so I read that as condom
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

Been on here
too long by any chance?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

I had work today in the Tavistock and Royal National hotels...
needless to say I never got to them.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

This is the translation from that arabic web site (sorry if it's already been posted)
"In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate, may peace be upon the cheerful one and the dauntless fighter, Prophet Muhammad, God’s peace be upon him. O nation of Islam and nation of Arabism: Rejoice for it is time to take revenge from the British Zionist Crusader Government in retaliation for the massacres Britain is committing in Iraq and Afghanistan. The heroic mujahidin have carried out a blessed raid in London. Britain is now burning with fear, terror, and panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters. We have repeatedly warned the British Government and people. We have fulfilled our promise and carried out our blessed military raid in Britain after our mujahidin exerted strenuous efforts over a long period of time to ensure the success of the raid. We continue to warn the governments of Denmark and Italy and all the Crusader governments that they will be punished in the same way if they do not withdraw their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. He who warns is excused."
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Christ on a bike
what is it with people and organised religion?

*bangs head against brick wall*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

That's why I'm an atheist

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

Its just as bad as disorganised religion
Belief systems make people cunts
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

haha
how fucking true
( connor, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

A belief system
doesn't necessarily mean a religious belief system.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Any belief system is shit
Athiests have it right

Believing in gods or angels, or maybe wood nymphs is utter bollocks
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

Don't Atheists
believe there are no Gods?

Isn't that a belief?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

No i think its more they dont believe...in anything

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

This shiftsixshiftsix
An agnostic waits for it to be proved to him, and a Humanist, such as myself, believes in the power of science, politics, and other things under human control.

Or something like that.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

isn't not believing in something
technically believing?

*head asplodes*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

Not believing in the possibility of there being a higher power
is an indirect belief in there being an explainability and concreteness to the world around us. It's just as 'irrational' as anything else because it's not the sort of thing that can be proven either way.

What is truly stupid is believing so much in any one thing so much that you ignore anything that happens to go against that.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

Well no
Its not believing
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

but if you hold fast to that one opinion
and put faith in it...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Not really
It doesnt take faith to accept scientific principles, it takes faith to believe in unproved unlikely things like god/s
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

That's more like nihilism
but yes, I'm an aetheist and don't believe in gods, spirits, afterlife, ghosts etc.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625193
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

no
edit: that was rude ... but I'm off to the pub

nytol!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

No, fuck off.
Some people need to have religion to give them something to live for and to give them reason to do things.
Whether gods/angels/laser marmots actually exist is irrelevant. Believing in them gives people hope and makes them feel better.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Whereas the first thing they should believe in
is themselves. It's far too easy to have something else to blame.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

Very much this sir
Religion is for the utterly weak minded
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

*coughs*
www.b3ta.com/talk/599655

;)
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

That really doesnt mean anything

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

Well | know that...
..the context it was in was you and a.n. other b3tan talking about doing terrible things to Mrs Trev, just angling for cheap laughs really.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

It doesn't mean they're weak,
just that the other things they have (family/work/friends/drinking/whatever) don't fulfill them.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

But why do they need it?
To fill a hole in their lives or to remove them from having to think about the true nature of existence?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625239
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Bit of both, I suppose.
When I was at school, I got shit from all directions every day, and if I hadn't been able to pray and actually believe that there was a God listening, I don't think I would have survived.
The only reason I'm an Atheist now is because I don't feel like I need to believe in a God anymore.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

believing
in wood nymphs is generally safer, it doesn't make you want to get up on a Sunday morning.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

How fucking dare you.
Who are you to decide that somebody else's beliefs are bollocks?

If you keep this bullshit up I'm never bumming you again.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

*changes mind*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

Exactly,
isn't it saying this sort of thing that's causing a hell of a lot of the problems we're dealing with nowadays?
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

I'm kind of with you on this
I think they're fucking ridiculous but in general I'll tolerate them hoping that in a generation or 2 they'll all have gotten over it.

Religion was a really useful crutch for humanity for 2000 years but it's not needed any more. Before we can walk properly we need to throw it away.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

So what would you suggest we do,
turn towards scientific fundamentalism? If you look purely at the concrete when examining the weird and wonderful questions about life, the universe and everything, you can very easily forget the things that are not concrete - from the nature of human interaction to the boundaries of human knowledge. What about nationalism/"patriotism"? It's obvious what the problems are with an overdose of that.

It's all the same bloody thing, and people will find something else to fight about.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

FUNDAMENTALISM makes people cunts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

I say we round up the fundamentalists and gas the lot of 'em.
Only way to be sure.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625182
( connor, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Vaginoplasty
makes people cunts.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

yeah
especially the fucking physicists
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

I reckon
it's I'm-fucking-right-so-believe-what-I-believe-or-I'll-fucking-kill-you that makes people cunts.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

If they didn't have organised religion to be cunts about
they'd find something else.

Like overnationalism.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

hello
would you like some cheese?
I have some edam and some gorgonzola
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Meanwhile, on Planet Sane...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

Translation:
Hate to say we told you so...
(The Spelling Police, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

I say we devise a system by which we sift out the idiotic
And have them raped and then eaten by hungry pigs, this would include murdering islamists
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

...and pig thick fundamentalist christians?
*looks forward to the sight of Dubya being arse raped by swine*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

Gonna make you squeal like a pig, boay...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

All of them
Everyone whos believes in some sort of unseen force, all utter thick as shit cunts

Except people who believe in gravity
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

What about us Jedi*?

*might not be a Jedi**

**might want to be a Jedi
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

i think that proves my point:)
Believing in something doesnt remove it from the 'bollocks' section of life
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

I helped with that last census
I think Norwich ranked quite high with about 1400 Jedi in total :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

Now and then
you talk an awful amount of sense!

I now have my big fat 1mb connection installed and it's all just for me :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

*touches 2.2mb pipe*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Oh you always have to be bigger don't you :P
Well this is only costing me £10 a month and is more than ample thank you :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

*thinks whistfully of 4.7mb connection
waiting for me at home*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

Any fundamentalist, no matter what relgion.
Now that things have calmed down a little, congrats on the news from last night! Did not seem appropriate to mention it earlier.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

what? what?
what's news? did I miss summat
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/622171
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

swoons
well done, me and wifey's been with each other for 22 yrs, so best of luck you two

edit/ we shall have musics at the weekend to celebrate?
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

this would be good
though badger may possibly want to move in with you instead...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

We could test this new system on
some board members.

*points discretly*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

I hope the cunt that wrote that dies a thousand deaths
Prophet Muhammad is going to fuck him in the ass with a fire extinguisher
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

God.
What's really bad is that there'll be an upsurge in racism from twats who think all Muslims/Arabs think like this.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

god and merciful?
that's as far as I got
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Oooh...
Because of that chunk of zaniness on our board, we may have some new mi5 b3tans now
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Hey guys, I'm planning to commit a crime..
But I need to hear about crimes that you have committed, to put me in the mood.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

They are already here.....

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

No we're not!
oh piss it
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

this I can confirm

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

Hahahaha, that made me laugh.
Panic and fear? What panic and fear? Don't these guys know that Britain is no stranger to terorism?
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

So
I go for a pint after work and I happen to be sat at a table which seats about four, a middle aged couple come in and I immediately hear her moaning that "We'll have to sit on this little table (For two it seems) then, but I can't see the TV"

I think about offerering up my seat, but think, no bugger them I was here first.
So I light a cigarette and get back to my pint and newspaper.

He then proceeds to start coughing and spluttering in that really obvious "Oh my God you're smoking" way.

This reminds me of the Bill Hicks quote about "It being a good job you don't smoke with a cough like that"

She makes some comment about how it is going to ruin their meal. (There is a non-smoking section at the other side of the pub with plenty of tables free)

These poeple fuck me off, until the law says that I can't sit with my pint and smoke a cigarette in the designated area I will continue to do so.
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

Fuck yes.
You have every right to smoke your fucking brains out if you're in a smoking area.
They can fuck off somewhere else if they don't like it.
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

You should have pissed in their food
when it arrived.

I fucking hate poeple like that.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

you should have given them cancer

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

With a pointy stick.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

I hope you slapped the shit out of him
And raped his woman
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

people like that
make me shit
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

Then why didn't you fucking say something?
Instead of bitching about it on here. It'd have made a better story if you had, too.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

Suck mah balls

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

*offers*

(Borderline Schizo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

*spluffs*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

"Present them"

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

Why don't you just fuck off
I'm not gonna cause a scene with a couple of stuck up cunts in my local who object to my habit. I'd rather keep quiet and fuck up their meal, next time I'll buy a cigar
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

Their meal would've been even more messed up
if you'd insulted them.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

Or a big fat smelly PIPE

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

Pfft
"smelly pipe"
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

I knew you'd love it

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Bring a shisha
and pack it with pipe tobacco, hashish and opium.
And blow the smoke right in their self-righteous faces.
And hack up a big tarry phlegm-ball and spit it in their soup. The cunts.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Because that would have been rude, you stupid shit.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Yeah you shit house!
*Jumps on the flaming stickylabel bangwagon.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

yeah
what a proper pointless cunt that cunt is
the cunt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

"Ooh, look at me, I care about something enough to complain about it to someone else
but not to actually do anything about it myself, I'm so fucking cool!"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

actually
can I just retract my previous sarcastic flame
and replace it with this one:

"don't be such a stupid cunt"

thanks
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

Is it denser than usual in here today?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

I suspect flaming the first person to say something stupid
is much more fun than wading through the latest bombing reports.

You half-waxed bollock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Well you just turned up...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Well that's a stupid thing to say
seeing as usual would mean what it's like when I normally come on here.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Spack up your mangey peniscovered cuntshit, you hideous gay.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

This.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Hell yeah Sista!


*whoops Ricki Lake Stylee*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Hmm
I'm upset now cos some little teenager on the internet didn't like my story. And I was too "cool" to cause a scene.

Oh woe is me.
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

I don't know why everyone's so annoyed that I didn't like it
You say something, you can't expect everyone to agree with you.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

*consoles*
*gropes while it's still legal*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

Christ, jus go and hang out with that
that other cunt Sprinkles.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

No, because you see
I have a point.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

That doesn't mean you're not being a cunt about it.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

yeah
a point on the end of your fucking ridiculous pointy head

What the blithering piss would you have said to them in his place?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

Well
seeing as I don't smoke, that's not really a problem. But perhaps something along the lines of

"Excuse me, but this is the smoking zone, if you don't like it, go somewhere else"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

No you wouldn't.
Because the obvious response to an unprovoked statement like that would be: "who are you? do we know you? what the fuck are you talking about? are you a mental?"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

That's a really shit response.
And no, because according to the first post, they were being pretty unsubtle about the...

No, I really can't be bothered to respond to that. That's just fucking stupid.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

*does "loser" sign on forehead*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

You asked me what I'd say, shitbrick
I told you.

It's not my fault if you're too much of a cunt to try it yourself.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Heh heh, they can get Sp3cial Person to join in
and have a good old jabber about quantum mechanics and eating lots of cheese.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em with a five iron.

'Lo mate.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

evenin'

( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

I LOVE PORN

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

Which flavour?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

PORN Margaret Thatcher.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)