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right. here's another fucking threadwaste, but i'm past fucking caring.

seeing as we are personally insulting people, i thought i'd have a go. there are about 10 people on this board i like, so apologies to flanflinger, munkton, jiva, dr phil, tomsk, pickle and co, freshlegs, workboresme and anyone else i've forgotten, but it's come to my attention that a lot of people on this board are cunts. all you care about is trying to be part of a community because you probably havent got any real friends, and spend all time making photoshopped pictures which we are meant to go 'woo yay' to, even tho about 95% of them are shit. you go on and on about threadjacks and threadwastes, where the place would flow so much better and everyone to be happier if these phrases never existed. you moan about having to 'work' even though you've never done a hard days graft in your life and sit on the internet all day simply cos you've got a fucking degree. you are not clever people like you think you are. knowing all about the latest lap tops and divx's (thanks to those who helped me earlier on this subject before things kicked off by the way) does not make you intelligent. it is far less intelligent that someone with opinions. anyway. i'm going. dont know if i'll bother coming back or if i'll be welcome, but i hope to meet those i like someday and i've had some good times here. goodbye.

(Rockbus, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)

you r

BOLLOX!

(Penn, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

bloody hell...

he's off again....

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M@rkoni, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Can everyone please stop making the kitty sad?

I'm getting depressed now...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

Yep. Don't worry, he'll be back with another username soon.

Probably start a thread where he slags his old self off to find out what others really think of him. That's what I'd do... Love that kitten BTW

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

Threadjack

I hate work

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

hmmm

thats me told!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

keep taking

the tablets.

/fucks off for lunch in the hope that this has stopped when she returns.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

Blimey

How rare.

Actually - my 10cents - you started all of this Rockbus by calling Matty a newbie and a cunt, when he was being perfectly polite.

So to be honest, I think you really need to have a nice cup tea and a sit down, and not get so stressed out. Life is WAY to short.

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itwontbeeasy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

I haven't got a degree

Or Alevels or nothing...

Do I win a prize?

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gurningchimp, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

you dont have a degree?

do you not use e-mail? i have hundreds of the damn things and theyre all my "ticket to higher wages and greater respect"

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

I do run my own

religion but no degrees as of yet...

Any suggestions where I can obtain one of these valuable objects?

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gurningchimp, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

That's bollocks

I've got at least two degrees and I'm shunned by society and paid a pittance. Lying fucks.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

one degree here (network engineering)

and im not even getting paid for the work I do. (Labour Govt's New Deal crap)

(widgysoft, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

You see!

While all my peers were studing hard and knuckling down to create a better future for themselves I was selling them pot and badly cut speed on the mean streets of Bath, watching them fly onwards into the future.

Now I'm working for the 3rd largest FE establishment in the UK doing teaching/support work in the libraries and haven't got anything higher than a GCSE B in history. Kind of love the lack of debt I have too.

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gurningchimp, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

you can have my GCSE in home economics if you like

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new_matt, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

I'll swap it for C

in Electronics? :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

OOOOOOOO NEED!

ive got doubles of science if you want to do swapsies

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

Does anyone want my

D in German, I'll swap it for French or RE

(Mattyboy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

i've already got a b in german

anyone want my c in english literature? complete waste of time

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new_matt, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

Already got a D

Which is technically a pass I believe. Not bad considering that I 'droped' a load of acid and shrooms a half hour before I started my practical exam...

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gurningchimp, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

I have appalling

A-Level results.

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bigdave, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

Good on ya son

Stick it to the man!

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gurningchimp, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

i'm still waiting

does it animate?

(dognutz, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

that response

has made me giggle like a loon.

Cheers - now I really am off to get my lunch.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

heh!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

nice one mate

that made me larf

(Squishie, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

perfect

response ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

a ray of light

you have put a smile on my face

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

OOOOoooOOOOhhh.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

hello mr. bovine!

any progress on pixelly lumpbucket?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

Yeah,

I started him the other day, it took me a while going through your photo's trying to find a piccy of you without earsocks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

ooooooooooh

groovy :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

You haven't seen it yet.

Nah, it'll be good, I hope.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

without earsocks?

You drawing him nekkid?

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pep, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

As the day

he was born.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

My brain's

now fighting against composing a pic of bovine nekkid at the phone desk scribbling furtively :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

and i'm like, yeah whatever

Coz this is my united states of whatever!

dun dun dun dun dun

Coz this is my united states of whatever!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

bwahahahaa

a perfect reposte methinks

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pip, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

I just posted this in the thread below - but think it's still relevant.

Hey fella

I thought we got ourselves straightened out before. Like I said, I'm not b3ta-police or anything, and feel bad because I did get up on my high-horse - which I have no right to do.

You really should come to the b3ta bashes as well - everyone is very nice, even me (well, some of the time).

I'd like to apologise to everyone else, as I feel responsible for starting this fracas - which is turning our lovely board into exactly what we don't want - so sorry.

Now, I've got a meeting to go to - but when I get back, I'm gonna tayto a kitten

(Mattyboy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

bless you Mattyboy -

you weren't that bad y'know. And we love you even more now.

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pep, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

What the fuck happened?

I'm not going to spazz the whole morning to find out, but I hope this isn't anything too nasty? I count the vast majority of regulars on here as friends to some extent, and generally find them a nice bunch!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

it's

herehe thinks i called his girlfreind a slut.

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wingphil, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

it's all over

a light hearted comment that got taken completely out of context, someone forgot a smiley! :)

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munkt0n, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

Something about a

cuneiform glut I think.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

i agree

i count quite a few people as real friends.

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popt_art, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

wow!

did i miss a twatting?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

bye

sorry you feel that way.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

wake me up

before you go-go.

la la dooby dooby dooby doh-doh.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

He's going nowhere

he'll wait around to see what replies he gets.

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christhebarker, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

That would provide the setting for

an excellent storming-off-again effect.

"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm *still* leaving!"

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Pfft!

Cockbadger!

It's not funny any more, is it? Okay, it wasn't funny in the first place. I'm sorry. Ah, my coat. Ta.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

It's an internet messageboard

I'd hate to see how you deal with serious things in life.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

i have to

second that.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

your boys did well at the weekend I see.

I'm looking forward to the visit of Burnley on Saturday. They have a very nasty group of supporters..... so I'm told.
/change subject

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Dr Drink, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

well we won :)

burnley's supporters are a nasty bunch.
i've just booked tickets to belgrade for yugoslavia - wales, will be interesting to see redstar fans ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

cool

that should be a good trip.
I reckon Wales should win that.

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Dr Drink, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

If we were any good I'd agree with you.

I went to Finland and that was amazing so I'm looking forward to it. If we qualify it would be hilarious :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

people have tried to apologise but

as you wont seem to accept it, there's not alot we can do. Mattyboy and Wingphil I think have been taken out of context, everyone has tried to fix this. We haven't suceeded obviously, but there's not much more we can say. Sorry to see you go, but of that's the way you feel then we can't do much to make you change your mind it seems.

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pep, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

If you reckon a lot of people on this board are cunts

why not just name and shame? Get it out of your system. You know you want to....

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

I don't know what this is all about

but I for one am definitely a cunt!

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jazzman, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

Me too!

In fact I'm a right fucking cunt. I'd sell my own grandmother for a fiver.

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Monkeyboy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

sold!

(bigbadwolf, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

SOLD!

(bigbadwolf, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Yeah I was hoping I was one too. Being called a cunt by

a stroppy madame like that means you're definitely NOT a cunt.

or something

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

Yay

It's like being a teenager all over again. I could never keep track of who wasn't talking to who back then either.

I don't know if I'm one of the cunts or not, but please stop getting worked up over such trivial nonsense.

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Craymen, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

i dont

have a degree
i have done a hard days work
i dont do any pictures
i do sit on the net most of the day (not really my fault if im given a job where there isnt enough work to sustain me most of the time, well, sometimes. when im busy im not on here)
i dont know technical things.
but i am quite possibly a 'cunt'. Bugger.

(hazey, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

It doesn't stop you

being a slut though, he he he.

Sorry mate, I'm just having fun calling people sluts.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

hehe

(hazey, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

but remember to stop having that fun

when the phone rings

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Dr Drink, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

what are we?!

your "people you can call slut" bitches?!

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rogan, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Yes.

Slut.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Hmmm

You sound like me. We can be cunts together. Ho-hum.

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Wifey, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

wonder what the name is for a collection of cunts

a fleet? a phalanx? a school? a herd?

(hazey, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

hahaha - what a big bairn!

Do the biscuit

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

inspired

...what more can I say

(Squishie, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

I hate it when people call me a cunt

cunts are nice and I most certainly am not nice

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thebear is thebear, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

hehehe

That made me giggle like a fool.

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Craymen, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

ha ha

spot on! I dunno what's been going on, but it can't be THAT bad, surely. It's just t'internet innit?

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estuardo estuardo, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

kitten with a handbag!

stat!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

speak your mind

NOW IS IT OFF YOUR CHEST

This place is supposed to be a bunch of people being nice to each other and having fun.

I agree with Dr P.

I'm going for lunch and I want everyone to be nice to each other this afternoon. If not I think I shall send you all to coventry forever and never ever ever ever speak to you again till later.

Alright?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

Fucking hell.

That's harsh. I went to Coventry once. *shudders*

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

the horror,

the horror.....

(hazey, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

Did my degree there

not been right since

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

no time wasted photoshopping needed!

OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!

(Wibblefunk, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

hmmm

2 months away then come back to Mr Attitude, nice one mate, go back to bed...

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timothy claypole, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

i truly wasn't trying to piss you off

i would like to point out that i was one of the ones who help you before this, as you put it, kicked off. never mind, no hard feelings as long as you chill the fuck out.

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wingphil, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

nice meaningless graph

it calmed me down at any rate

(Squishie, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

Log scale though.

You can prove anything with a log scale.

(Phil not DS, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

That

is so very, very true.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

I thought i was just posting things for a bit of fun was i wrong all along?

(jamminp, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

it's a

W E B S I T E

like it matters

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huggybear, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

That has really upset me

I thought Crab Bloke summed it up nicely last night in his apology thread

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

eh? what?

what on earth has been going on the last couple of days?

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jazzman, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Check the spazz around 1am last night

it all got heated then as well

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Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

I'm just posting

cos everyone else is.

Can't... resist... bandwagon

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

I haven't had so much fun

in ages.

This is an excellent thread.

Who's next for a strop, so we can all take the piss :-)

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

I concur

your all gay and I like bag please.

Seriously, sulking "I am off and it's your fault cause you are all cunts" posts are so useless. A good board cleans itself by stopping people behave like wankers. I think this one here is _very_ good at that (especially all them lovely "oi play nice" posts). Banging on about someones education, occupation or age is a sign that there is no real problem with that "person" to talk about. Meet up for a pint, have a row, or, much better, a laugh and an apology and life will be smiling kittens again.

Ok, now I will pay more attention to my layered salad, it's sulking at me for feeling neglected.

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sinisterduck, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

What's a layered

salad?

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bob dinosaur, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

sigh

Salad with different layers?

Cheese+Dressing
Lettuce
Sweetcorn
Pasta

They sell them like this in tesco, you got to mix them then.

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sinisterduck, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

put me on the list..

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)