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[challenge entry] *Waves to the neighbour who is hastily getting his washing in*

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(Tivert, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *waits for flaming*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# TJ!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm

possibly glasscock but OH MY GOD PLEASE NO don't legitimise the rape of a beautiful language.

The day that the official spelling becomes "butiful" will be a sad day indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# If anything
It should be "bewtiful"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Byewtiffel
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# childrens literacy will improve
if they are taught to fucking spell and read and write

FOR THE CHILDREN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

What complete crap.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I believe the term to use is
CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# ^this
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# argh!
This makes me angry on many different levels!
Not least because they are slaughtering a decent language to bring the bar closer to the chavish prole!
(sorry if you're a chavish prole)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I'm sure the chvsh prls aren't concerned
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# so why bother?
the country can not run itself, we need a b3tan uprissing!
Who's with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# We don't know, we don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# shirley
concerned
bovvered
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# as a dyslexic student of literature i find this disturbing
i can't spell for shit, but thats what spell-check and the dictionary were invented for.

These people are just bored sociologists with nothing better to ruin.
*edit* and incredible tolerance for idiocy
**edit edit** ROFL just noticed that the sociologist is blaming 'spelling' for the rise in single parent numbers....
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# people who have
"mental ideas"

have other

"mental ideas"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# It takes at least twice as long to read that text in the stupid spelling.
Fuck the children (not literally), I only care about my own ability to read. If they're too thick to learn to read, that's their fault.

And "moast"? That's making it harder to spell.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# But then it would be pronounced "bootiful"
The phonetic alphabet would have to change as well, we'd actually end up with MORE letters to make a "u" either a "oo" or a "ew" or a "eau" or whatver sound. We'd end up with more accents on vowels. If anything it would just make things more complicated.

Sounds to me like a dyslexic person got bullied at school for being unable to spell and is now trying to make the whole world like her. While we're at it let's force feed Big Macs to skinny people.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Spelling reform rears its ugly head now and again
and there are many very sound but rather dull linguistical type reasons why it is a load of cock and won't work
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I think the main reason
is that it's a load of cock and won't work

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Oh sweet fuck!
As a grammar Nazi, I do NOT approve!

Edit: Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# You may be a grammer Nazi
but you're obviously not a spelling Nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Achtung
mlstuff.co.uk/archives/5-English-spelling.html
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# becoming = becumming
fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Soviet X
Edit: oh its there now, ha ha you crazy loon thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Edit: It's not showing up yet for me, but others say it's woo, so have a woo in absentia.

2nd Edit: Now I see it. Gets my click ;)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ^This
:(

I wanna see the woo thing! I WANNA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# For some reason I can't see it on the board.
But I can see it as a separate picture. So er try that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# NOW I SEE IT!!!
and it is truly fab

hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# is the third elderly one dead?
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# EEEEH GADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Probably
or at least wished she was...
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I keep having this problem with firefox these days
I have to keep copying the link location into ie.

Its getting to the point that I'm considering switching back *COUGH* to ie.

Edit: is it always just that the links are wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I never have any problem like that
with Firefox.

Al though, interestingly, there is an IE tab plugin - so you can view IE-only stuff from within Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I'll have to have a look for that
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# things like this make me sad
it's no way to fade out of this world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Is that a new communist reality TV show?
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# No its a crack team commando strike unit
that cartwheel everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Da!!
In Soviet Russia/autocomplete
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That's fantastic
/waits for towers to collapse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# waits for conspiracy theory
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *waits for victim's compensation fund to kick in*
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# *looks for mini paper man falling*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# well executed!~


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#


edit: ah, I can see it now - woosome indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# right, got it!
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# Haha! Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I've just moved it to b3tards
Cheers Monty :-)
(Tivert, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# B3tards is our friend...
...As long as you remember your login ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Love teh redexes
(Ged, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# oh my
nicely done.

cardbaord pentagon next.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Cardboard Pennsylvania field should be easy
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# [Awesome...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# That's a winner, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
*waves v's to arab neighbours*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Can see it now
Woo bleddy yay!

brill-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# You are a bad, bad person
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Haha! That's awful!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I only wish ...
i bloody knew why it disappears when i click refresh??
(Tivert, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Host it on b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Done
Thanks.
(Tivert, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# you're missing .jpg off the end
yeah, make me look a twat, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Got it
thanks ;-)
(Tivert, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# haahahaha!
mm? what's that noise?
THE FEDS! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! RUN!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# WTF!
Not amusing or entertaining!
(Beeblebear, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself
Somebody will love you for who you are!
(Tivert, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# lollylops
(ladridoloco, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Come to our board
Tell us what is funny.

Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# What is funny?
The photoshoppers head on the end of a rancid stick of salami.
(Beeblebear, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# thanks for the latest in a long series of l-plate lectures.
now fuck off and get a sense of humour, you sad twat.

super pic up there, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# :O
Fabulous!
/gay
Woo 4 yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Brilliant
is all I can say
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# ho
ho
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I try to do it every anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Got a free ticket on the standard train to Hull for you
Standard Train to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! badluckmonkey, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
and a great username too
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahah - excellent.
In one of those odd coincidences, I happened to browse across 'Wayland Smithy' just yesterday on wikipedia. I'd never heard the name before yesterday, and now I see it in use less than 24 hours later. Innit creepy when that happens? I'll probably see a pub called "The Wayland Smithy" on the way home now...
(16chapel, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)