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# this didn't turn out how i wanted

but 'ave it anyway.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
that's great, i had to stop internet explorer to catch a glimpse of it though :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Same here
It is very fast
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah, that works.
And it is top woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Yup
once i"d freezed the image I knew it was yours
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# royal cheek
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# "In retrospect,
perhaps it wasn't such a great plan".
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# woo!!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# eh up, :)
how you doing?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# dandy
working :(

u?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# not too bad - been too knacked to play computers at night recently:(
at the moment - pretending to be working:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
i had my mum staying - so wasn't on quite so much :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that's fantastic
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on there
But I like it
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Well
its someone hanging from a branch off a cliff, clinging to their bicycle, and paddling pool full of custard.

I'm not sure what transpired shortly before this, though :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Clearly he's decided to cycle off the edge of a cliff
carrying a paddling pool of custard with which to land in the sea with said aforementioned bicycle and use as a floatation device and ration receptacle in the hope that by swift currents he will be borne to exotic lands where maidens galore will adore him for his bravery (but mainly for his expensive shiny bicycle).
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# hmmmm
well, art is what you make of it, but in my mind, I think the falling off the cliff was probably not part of the original plan.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i think he's painting some of the cliff with that yellow custard
though to get there he had to cycle, and now he's slipped off the branch
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# No that's wrong
just plain wrong
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# well
in my mind, he was trying to do something on the top of the cliff, involving cycling, paddling pools and custard, and inadvertantly fell off, but I love pictures that make the viewer have to think up a scenario to explain what must have happened. I think I should do more of them.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# You're wrong too
all wrong
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Mein Gott!!!!
That's a scary name!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Of course.
Silly me
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# probably
one of the less well thought out plans of mice
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# i don't understand it.
but i like it anyway. woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yay!
i like it!
(i dont understand it, but i like it!)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# i think i understand it
and i definitely like it, woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# It was 3 minutes before the world's end......


....and Professor Jones, not having any human females nearby took ChimpyChooChoo, his favorite laboratory macaque into the sea for his final desperate act of physical consummation....

Giant Gothic Kill Your Parents Size
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# have you been listening to
mark owen again? tut tut
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I loved your 'shops
of the burnt soldier bloke
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Olay olay olay olay, olay olay
EDIT: sorry it seems I am a Cunt I will refrain from doing that again.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Seeing as these are all crap
you could have just posted them in the same thread.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I entirely
agree.
Even better they could have just left them in their recycle bin
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Or just stuck them up his arse.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# with the specially formed applicator
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# better if he just stuck his own head in the deep fat fryer
and then he could see for himself exactly how funny these are.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I used to work in a chip shop when i was 13, fat fryers hurt
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# stick your head in one
I'll laugh till I explode. Go on.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# oh ok then, just for you,,
OUCH thats fucking hot,, hold on i look like lisa faulkner from spooks... ahh
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# about as funny as tight trousers chafing on
weeping postules on your private bits.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# seconded
as funny as cancer
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# that is not nice
* says he who posted 3 nasty pic of weston. sorry
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# that's his point
muppet
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I do get it,
Pass the dutchy on the left hand side
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# SORRY EVERYONE
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it's just that taking
the piss out of someone like him only works if it's funny and not saying (in his case) your skin isn't very good, is it?"
Otherwise it all seems a bit unnnecessary
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Indeed
Seconded
Edit - Thirded
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# i was just about to point that one out.
thanks.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# i thought about it, but some cunt done ten the other day so i thought i'd try 3
seens as though i am only a beginer,


*Hopes to be as big a cunt as baz one day*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# you wont,
you'll get thrown out with hatred before you even get close
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# No fucking chance.
You've got no style.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Nor grammar
nor ability to spell
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i know that already,
my teachers told me when i was mearly wee
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# now you are just steaming piss?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# yes thank you
.. i realize i have done a very bad thing.. i am very sorry.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# They'll do just fine then....
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# have you really
only been here for 14 days?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# 14 sadly
yes but it is raelly only ten,, i don't work on weekends.

edit : raelly? what the fuck am i on, *really
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# did you need 3 threads for this
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
#
okok i'll ditch 2
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# too late you arsebadger
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# why thank you,
I always wanted to be one
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Just before the shutter was released
...John Merrick wandered into shot and revealed how he got his nickname
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# are you inferring
that he had a massive cock?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I think he's suggesting he had
an enormous schlong.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# No,
I think he's suggesting he had an overlarge Pork Sword.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# either that, or the gist could have been
that he had a gargantuan luncheon meat truncheon.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# No, no. He's implying that
he had a freakishly large penis.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Superb. You're quite good at this "funny image" lark.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# :)
hahaha!

give the nurses spong eyes

(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Is that a white eared elephant?
*chuckles*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I am relieved
somebody else knows what I'm on about!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Their second date...
...but the better he knew her, the more aarkvard Tom felt.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is such a bad pun and so funny.
woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# chip chip, look at my bling bling!

evening all
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# yay!
ouch!

*gets cap busted in ass*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ...can't....resist....
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# FNNARRR
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Arf!ternoon.
Bleedin' 'street' rodents. Lock 'em up, I say.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Arf'noon
Not exactly setting a good example for the younger generation...

He's not even smoking...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Or standing outside Spar for five hours
bothering people to buy him fags.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Or trying to blag a lift of the local Geezer
In a blacked out, 1984 BMW with stupidly, stupidly loud J.Lo and Beyonce "pumping" out of the stereo...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# dude!
and other hip things that young kids say today.
Of course, in my day it was a different thing all together, I remember when ...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# woo!
he am nice
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# yay for bling bling animals
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Hello
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# hi.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Now
don't you look smart! woo
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Wootastic!
What a dapper looking gentleman!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# what a
posh pigeon
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# a bit overdressed for the
beach
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Oh, hello there
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I Say
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# very nice
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Polar Repost
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# v nice!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# most
woosome!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Obscure, badly done, weak aging rocker / mobile phone gag


Sony Ericksson
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# V. poor.
Must try harder. 2/10.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# That reply is rubbish
1/10. you must try harder.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# cock off
molecunt
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# mmm
witty
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# who you calling molecunt
fannybadger
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# that reply to a reply is actually not bad
only 3/10 though so still must try harder
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# fab!
6/10
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Is that Rob?
...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# No, this is:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# /
snigger
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# he looks quite pretty in pink
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# hmm
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry..
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# That
is fucking great.

That is all.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
nice.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Stapler love
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# you bastard
that's mine, MINE, MINE I tell you
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ransom's in the post
I will accept a pencil sharpener in the shape of Pat from Eastenders mouth
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# perv
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ahhh
that's lovely
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# that's vey lovely
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# kinky!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# hehehe
W/Y/H!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# phwoar
w/y/h
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# i like
that!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# woo
now put it in jelly
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yay!
make lurve not stapes...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# What really happened...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Good Old Madge
hopefully that's the last we'll hear of that brat faced little bint
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# ...
...*astonished glare*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# wherefore
this astonishment?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# why the glare?
Everyone knows that Britney is need of having that nasty transparently fake smile battered of her spoilt bratty face with a large chunk of 2x4.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# What he said.
And madge too, for that matter.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Not Madge
She might be a miserable money grabbing old boot, but she is Madge.
In her own immortal words "Fuck you, motherfuckers!"
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I was talking about Madge what used to be in Neighbours
whose name escapes me.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Ann
something
edit: Anne Charleston
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Oh dear.
She should never have dyed her hair.

/detumescence
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# her name was and is madge you daft cunt
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Painters in, luv?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i think
elton should have then come on and snogged abs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I bet that wouldn't get the same
glowing publicity, it would be regarded as some huge moral outrage
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# haha that
would have been funny
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
#


/whore
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# woo!
two old slags!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# 100% fact
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# doh!
Silly. very silly.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# thats
cos trains need bovril not oxo to run!

woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I thought you liked cows
Marmite rules
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# No no no.
She loves Cowes. She's part of the sailing crowd, dontchaknow?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I agree
doesnt mean that the rail system is a complete mess run on bovril...

and just think of the poor cows...
*sniff*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I thought it was Worcester sauce?
.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# that oxo has mutated his hands
unless he's a part time clown
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# It's part Jeremy beadle
I think.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# g
r
o
a
n
;
-
) *giggle*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ho ho, magic.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# KILL IT!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# KILL IT HARD!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# twunt
:(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i like your name

greetings all. been a-lurking
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I challenge
ANYONE to click the 'bigger'.. Shudder...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Seconded.
Couldn't we have a 'make it smaller' clicky instead?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# smaller
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I like it.
But not a lot.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# great!
where did you find such a nice Daniels picture?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# after giving up on google
www.av.com had one which was big enough :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# cheers!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# more precisely
mysite.freeserve.com/leevclarke/autographs/paul_daniels_1.jpg

(i can smell some putting celebrities in glasses)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I think
I'm over that now
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# That's made my winky
swell
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They still felt they were missing a selling point...

(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Brilliance!
lol!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Arf!
lully :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Awwww, they so sweet!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# A'tuin?
(excuse me)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Aww, cute! What's his name?

Quick'n'crap, and Trixie's a girl's name, but hey ho.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# It's okay
all cats are girls - even the ones called Dave.

woo piccy btw!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# You haven't seen the male/female cat quiz have you?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# that's the only one of them
that I got 100% for.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Not even the .gif/.jpeg one ?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# *does quiz*
7/16
Good thing I don't do this for a living
*gets coat*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yes
you're right - I haven't
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# It am good.
What did you score?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# My cat is called Jeff
... and she's a girl. 100% FACT
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# My cat is called Dave
...and she is a girl. 100%FACT
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Mines called Lorenzo the Magnificent
and he's a transvestite
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Show us a picture,
go on!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# sorry
He says no pictures
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# oooh
i likes that
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# What kind of club?
Looks pretty good to me, but isn't going to attract goths...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Commercial trance
by the look of it
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Doof doof doof doof doof doof doof doof doof
That kinda thing?
The trancers love floaty designs...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hard trance
.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Yay for trance!!
Is it in Cambridge?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# sorry
its in sussex,wothing
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Never mind.
Can I recommend you find an oldschool version of

"driving thru the rush hour."

They always used to play that when I went out, and it gets everyone going.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# yea it's
great, mate :P

course, will it look as good if you print it? o.O;
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# It's shit
but thats only my opinion.

and maybe brush up on your english as well.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# He's right
about the english you know. tut tut.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# thanks all
my spelling not to good sorry about spellings

hehe
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# and grammar.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# kids these days
it's all alcopops and disco biscuits.

wasn't like that in my day.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# yep thats right
and no school just out on park benchs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# I wouldn't go
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# hello dutchbird
sorry about silly post other day.
Moment of insanity. It's the drugs I suppose.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# *stern look*
I didn't see it, so you're lucky. Just behave in future, m'kay?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# message recieved
.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# splendid
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# I don't know
I still can't see anything hosted on MSN... or even get to the site so i can't upload any pictures.
(sulks)

Morning all!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# microsoft have it in for you
t h e y k n o w
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# they are a bunch of cnuts,
I know that much
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# ho ho
he he
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# my opinion?
its great except the font, which reminds of mid 90's CD-ROM covers for some reason. nick a font that looks like its from a recent publication or something
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# you probably need to let people
know what sort of thing is being played somewhere on that.

It's nice, but rather too generic.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Is it a lap dancing club
cos the way that girl has her mouth open looks like a porn shot
It'll probably get the boys in though
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# and they'll all
be called 'Ben Sherman'.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# and be covered
in foul smelling Lynx
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# money shot
the cum guzzling whore.

(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)

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