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Bluebeard was sure that with his new invasion craft

he'd once again retain the element of surprise against his foes.

biggerererererry

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

hehehe!

genius!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

woo fabtastic

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pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)

Yay I'm surprised!

Animate it and make his skirt blow up.

(oops did I say that out loud):x

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C-Bean on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

hehe ow

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pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

blimey

hes a flexible chap

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

he he..... cool

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LIKWID, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

hahaha

THAT'S so GOOD I'M rANDOmly PREssing capS LOCK IN Joy!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

jamon!

woo!

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

Fuck me

that is good!

YAY!

Was so not expecting the jacko photo :o)

100% of randomness!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)

A tasty new beverage

Done before?

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

pfffft

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

nope.......

and there's a reason for that (only joking it's pretty cool)

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LIKWID, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

I ain't drinkin' no fool drink

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smutch, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

Arse

www.mentalistquizzes.com/wastrelsarse/index.htm
Ah well never mind.

(schizo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

you can't post flash files here

i'm afraid.

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djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

RedEx

sorry

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

Can't see it

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

ARSE!

DRINK!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

Weeee!

The story so far...

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

Woo

but 2500? lightweight :)

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

11673?

don't make me laugh

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

um...

I would take the piss out of yours, but you'll have more than me by morning...

yay!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

have only 3 people passed 20,000?

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)

dunno

who're you accusing?
(ever notice if you forget the apostrophe in "who are" you get "whore"?)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

houpla doupla day!

yay!
love wacky races...and all your stuff

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

Ooh...

That's very nice of you to say. Cheers!

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

woo

congrats
and thats fucking great
yay to u

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pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

congrats!

why I remember when you posted your 16th post anim... aaaah, memories

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

I spazzed

back to find my first ever post the other day, and you warned me there'd be no escape. You were right (as always ;)

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

first posts rock

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)

Fucking hell...

Baz was polite back then

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

CONGRATUMULTULERATIONS!

Yay!

And nice anim :o)

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

hope it amuses - made it ages ago

(gameover, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

yay for stairlifts!

(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

I started this last night...

...but I had to stop and have a wank

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smutch, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

mmm...

good idea

Edit= WANK IT HARD!

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

*I'm wanking while I type this*

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

yup.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

she should be in this:

click big

she'd make a great centrespread! woo!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

For purely academic purposes

where's the base pic for that?

The one of the pirate, obviously.

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Mullet Over, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

can't find the original source, but here's the pic: here

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smutch, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)

My timbers.

They be shiverin'

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

yarrr

ding dong
:)

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pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

Yarr! Eat Lightsabre Nazi scum!

In retaliation for the nazification of Hello Kitty... wait, what am I saying?....

(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

Ooh, nice one.

I remember playing that before the rest of the world'd even heard of it.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)

id's only

decent game

100% of OPINION!!!

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

yup

I recently bought a copy of it for a $1 at a electronics place, oh so much fun though.

(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

I've got it on my mobile, and it rocks.

/geek

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

ugh

good idea, badly done

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

Wow

Way to make a guy feel good Carl!

(Liquid Metal Joe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

Oh wow!

that would have made that game EVEN better than it was, which is hard because it was the best game ever :)

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

i'm drunk

and horny.

anyone fancy a shag?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)

carpet?

tobacco?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

penetrative sex.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

But you're

already sore.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

no matter

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

you want top

bottom or versatile?

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

i'll do anythign

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

Seabird?

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xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

are you on msn?

been trying to talk to you al night...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

I am here and logged in

You say "hey hey" and then nothing else

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xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

bizarre....

ill try again.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

Hehehe

best threadwaste ever. 100% FACT.

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

no the best threadwaste ever

was when someone came on for his first post,

'i went to see a pirate movie
it was rated arrrr'

and never spoke again.

brilliant.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

hahaha

i wish i had bean there

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

that is brilliant

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

I've been doing that gag

since I HEARD of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and all I've had is slaps and swearing.

It's not fair.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

Ohh come now

you wanna see unfair?

I'm an EARLY b3tan.. and STILL no FP.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

my favourite was the competition one

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

best one would have been where people replied in the positive in droves and mean it, leading to the world's first B3ta Lovefest

probably

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

you know you

want it...

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)

want what?

a lovefest? nah... serial monogamy is the way forward

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

*waves*

;-)

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

*waves back*

heheh

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

No thanks

I've got some Old Holborn

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

NSFA

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

VSFA

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

i'm shagged out

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

No way,man

Not with your Frankencock.
*shudders and gets giant magnet*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)

yes

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)

but

with me? :-P

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)

not as such

I just thought you should get a positive response.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

meh

no good to me then is it?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

sorry

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

no point

offering sex if you don't intend to give it.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

but

she didn't offer it, she merely stated that she's interested in it as an activity

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

true

but i still feel justifyied in my ranting.

so cock off.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)

where

should we cock off to, oh lord?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

you

can cock off and rot in hell for all i care

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

"Hilarious! Original! - The Daily Mail"

"Better than Glitter posts" - The Daily Ponce

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)

did it ever occur to you that you arent really going to be making any friends

by coming onto the board and taking the piss out of people whom the rest of us regards as mates?

why dont you just give up, eh?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

Lighten up New Yorker

I only parody greatness.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

well said

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

yes

www.b3ta.com/board/1911890

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

Hate to play Devil's advocate*

but in terms of satire, that's actually halfway there.

Not that halfway there is anywhere near the mark, but you know... you have to make exceptions for those with 'difficulties'.

*this may be a lie

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

You're getting the hang of it.

If you don't like the attitude here, why not go to www.fark.com or www.somethingawful.com . I think you'd fit in much better there.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)

No clue, old animation revamped.

Sorry for the size

(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

Went To France??!

Very cool though!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

whoa,

man, that's cool!

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

Bonkers

woo!

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

serious question,

so no stupid fucking answers please, cos im really not in the mood, anyone have any ideas about how you can go about getting someones address and/or phone number, with only their name to go off?

edit: sorry, should have added, the person im looking for lives in america.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

192.com

try them

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

phone book

or the police, accuse them of a crime

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

cops wouldn't give you the info

no cause to... you've made a complaint, it'd be their job to continue from there, and in no way would that require or be likely to lead to them giving you any information about the suspect you've given them

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

well anonymously accuse them of a crime

after you join the police and put youself on the case

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

if you've already joined the force

then you'd be able to look them up anyhow without any accusation... just do a general background check

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

oh yeah

thanks...

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

thats ridiculous

*notes idea for future use*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

just a name?

or location too?

otherwise you're in for a fucking long trawl through directory enquiries... and many many "does (blah) live there? sorry, wrong number" calls, with attendant bills

and that's assuming they're in the phone book

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

if he knows the town

it might be slightly easier

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

either chicago or new york.

I had one phone number, but they wouldnt give any information out. Makes me wonder why they call it fucking "information services"....

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

there's a way you can do a reverse look up.

if you have the phone number and no address or name.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

AT&T

used to have a reverse directory... you can google for one then try that and see where it leads you

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

try

www.give-it-up-if-she-wanted-to-talk-to-you-she-would.com

C'MON TOM! It's been like THREE MONTHS!

It's getting unhealthy, dude.. and you know I say this in kindness.. honestly.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

thats not the fucking point though is it???

she has no fucking reason not to get in touch with me, she could be fucking dead or anything. do you really expect me to just fucking give up without knowing where the fuck she is and if shes alright or not?? what do you take me for?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

You're right Tom

I should not have spouted off like that.

Just worried bout you, Mate!

Hmm.. so, she's going to Columbia?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)

he said it was in niceness.

breeeeeathe.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

I don't think it's all that easy

otherwise I'd have had the baliffs round by now

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

royal mail site might be able to.

i didn't get into bowland.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

411.com

maybe

i'm assuming you're looking for a US address.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

yeah.

whats that then?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

411

is the US equivalent of 192/118xxx

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

i need something that doesnt cost money preferably.

cos i dont have any.

Ive tried searching online phone books, and theyre too vague. I tried rinign the local post office where she used to live, but they wouldnt give me her forwarding address. I tried ringing the university i think shes at, and they wouldnt give me any details whatsoever.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

try this maybe?

www.reversephonedirectory.com/

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

sounds perfectly reasonable

you have no right to that information, they have no reason to give it out... no comfort I know, but that's just how it goes.

did you try calling the university and asking to be put through to her dorm? then see what you can get out of them as an alternative contact if she's not actually in a dorm?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

yes

good for them for not giving it out easily. gives me some comfort.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

damn right

the word for this is STALKING and it's fucking scary. If you don't want to talk to someone, they shouldn't try and make you.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)

i dont know if shes there though.

i suppose thats one way of trying...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

it looks to have changed since i was there last.

it used to be pretty simple.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

118 118?

Although apparently they're not the cheapest. Dial 118 then 3 random numbers, you'll get someone...

assuming that you're
a) in the uk
b) at least know what town they live in

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

118 800

that it all!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

11 88 88

has a much better theme tune.

(DuckieMonster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)

Project a bat logo

into the sky.
This only works if you're looking for Batman though.

*runs*

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Mullet Over, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

Arf!

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)

The FBI?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

see my answer

about calling the cops

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

and find out if my baby's

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

I can do it

But only in Manchester.

edit- tsch. Seen your edit

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

what?

manchester usa?

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)

Nope

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

There's some 'interesting'

software around that can do that kinda thing.

Essentially, you can use one piece of information to find another and gradually build up a picture. Use the name to narrow it down to e-mail addresses, use software to attach those e-mail addresses to real addresses, look at the real addresses and figure out which is the one you want.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

tell me more...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

is this the person you said was going to columbia in NY?

nearly all US universities give each new student an e-mail address which usually can be found on the university web site directory. I used to live 5 blocks from UWMilwaukee and still find people using it, however the addresses can be out of date or may be a different person with the same name. And it does depend if they sign into it or not.

(pips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)

i tried to find it, but the website is fucking useless.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)

Did you still want my help?

Or not?

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xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)

if it's a parent

then adoption agencies could help... but if not, you probably wouldn't be considered to have a valid reason for seeking someone's address.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

remember those exam days?

bloody boozy bollocky stoodents..(bless 'em)

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

you're just

jealous.

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

/your

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

it was an

eumphazard, you see!

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

excellent!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

we've hit the 50!

Your search for "eumphazard" matched 2 messages in the last seven days:

Your search for "eumphazard" matched 48 messages from the archive:

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

Doesn't that make two more?

Right there?

/eumphazard

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St3cks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

no because of the ""

it shouldn't

but your probs counts

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

it does now

I don't think it counts them twice for the same message, but it will for different messages in the same thread

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

has anyone seen

the new disney film yet?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

Pirates of the Caribbean?

That was a Disney film. It was great. I think that may have been mentioned here before though.

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

Finding Nemo

is also great (Pixar's last film for Disney)!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

remember when

toy story was state of the art?

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

Cor

that's going back a bit - then again Tron was state of the art at the time too.
And still looks fucking ace!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

toy story still looks great!

and they actually wrote a fantastic story (for a kids' film) for it, so it's something special, and it still stands up. there's not a thing they could do to make toy story a better film.

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

To be honest

I haven't seen it in ages and I wasn't a huge fan of it even then.

I think they improved it immensely with Toy Story 2 - apart from adding that absolutely fucking awful sickeningly bittersweet song in the middle.

I am fully aware that Toy Story 2 relies on the first film to be as good as it is.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

it'd be marginally better

if it had pirates in it

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)

they'd have just

spoilt it.

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

yes that one

might go and see it

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

You simply must

tis absolutely bloody amazing - characters, script & animation all top fucking notch!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

Yarr!

(DuckieMonster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

Lizzie MacGuire?

Hee hee, that rocks. It's a disney film also.

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

i'm very annoyed at that franchise, actually.

lizzy mcguire is one of the best things to happen to kids' tv in quite a while, but they've just ruined it with a cash-in film while she's still that age.

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

they had to do it then though

'cause she wasn't gonna renew - and in fact did quit disney soon afterwards

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

then they should have just

left alone.

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

I wondered

if that was some sort of spin off - all the ads seem to assume you know who the hell they're on about.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)

exams

around round tables? How odd.

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

must be good for cheating

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

well they're obviously

knights in training

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

gurgle

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

apparently

it makes them as hard as o-levels

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

cheers for hosting that

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

oooh,

can i have a listen now?

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

well it didn't work as geocities

in all it's glory can only upload 5mb at a time.

so i did this instead:

www.lpbk.net/misc/sunshine_elephant/audioweebl.wma

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

How very unusual!

Woo though! I expect to hear it in the clubs soon...

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

i was thinking of sending it to weebl

but couldn't be bothered

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)

not a problem...

although if it's destined for major surge bandwidth (eg newsletter) let me know so I can mirror it on a host which can cope with surges :-)

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

yes.

I'd prefer that too!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

thought

you might...

and now that colins given me the power of the full .htaccess - i can do fancy load balancing across hosting providers! woo!

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

ha, doubt it

though i'm trying to find a way or someone who can hold the 8mb supersong

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

i'm still

happy to do that, if you can work out how to get it to me ;-)

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)

are you on a good connection?

and do you have msn messenger?

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

i'm on adsl tonight

and then on super-fast-university connection tomorrow, unfortunately though I don't do MSN anything.

I think barnesy does though, and he could probably get it as far as my hosting if you ask him nicely...

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)

yup

can do if need be. Address etc in profile.

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

While the citizens of Birmingham admired their new shopping centre

they soon came to resent its need for food

(michael_k_vegfruit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

hooray,

i'd go there. and that's a FACT!

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)

Did anybody here go to bang their drum?

I didn't. I was at work.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

see mr zero,

i'm not the king of random!

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

Actually not...

I saw on the news that people were encouraged to go to the opening with a drum and bang it.

Brummies eh? Bostin'

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

gadzooks

it's big

please god, not an armadillo bandwagon

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

Arf!

That's truly marvellous! Woo!

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Mullet Over, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

B B B B B B B B WOO!

sdfjsdfjk sdfg bhsjdfgh sdfg hsdfg lsdfg sdfg fg kdsfh gkjlsfdhg lsdfgklj hsfgk hsdflg hdkhgkjslfdgh lks fdsfg, 200g of chicken and stew for 20 minutes, gas mark 14

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

Evening All

Been lurking for too long, so thought I'd pop in and say hello. You all seem like such lovely folk, so I thought I'd better enter with a nice picture. (Assuming it works...)

Edit- Hurrah!

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)

it's so

very small good idea tho, woo indeed

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)

I agree

I've always had problems with size. Seems to run in my family

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)

did you

link to the picture or just the thumbnail?

I think there are detailed instructions in the faq somewhere...

Based on the thumbnail I think I'd love to see the full size version, looked rather spiffy to me

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

Gotcha

Never done this before, but think I'm getting the hang of it now...

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

you sure you haven't

put up the thumbnail matey?

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

Spot on.

Cheers for the help.

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

sorry, didn't.

have a good read of the faq at the top, it'll tell you all.

when you've done that and set it up, press 'preview' just to make sure it's a ok.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

that cat looks

like a grandmother, but neither of mine.

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bananaman, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

How rare!

Have passed the massage on to CCC btw!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)

hmmmm...

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djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

that's fantastic

w/y/badger

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)

I think

you've linked to the thumbnail there.

Welcome to b3ta though - you'll never leave yadda yadda yadda...

Edit: Click on the thumbnail in your MSN group and then open the full sized picture in a new window.
Copy the full url and put it in img src tags (between the pointy brackets).
More help can be found in the FAQ link at the top of this page.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)

this is what you want:

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djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

Evenin'

& welcome aboard

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

YO HO!

Ahoy!

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)

Ahoy!

Yoho!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

yo ho?

ahoy! (yoho)

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

This could go on for a while

Lets stop now before it gets silly

Ahoy?

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

I do admire that program

for it's ability to coherently communicate a storyline whilst only using the words yoho and ahoy

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

My word!

they look like jolly pirates

er...er...me hearty!

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robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

around the bit you've got

you need to add <img src="(what you've got)">

although it'd work even better if you got the url of the big pic, not the thumbnail... see the MSN faq linked to by the b3ta faq

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

*sigh*

STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW

HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is "bandwidth stealing"

2) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

3) Don't feed the trolls

4) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

At least we know...

... the Wicker Man remake will be handled with tact and faithfulness to the original, hmmm

(hope u guys dont mind the swearing)

(MikeCUK28, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)

for

all the swearing it dont matter....he will still be burnt at the end of it.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)

You bastard!

You've gone and spoilt it for me by giving away the ending!

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)

er....no it all ends nicely with fluffy bunnies

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)

ending

probably will knowing those damn remake piss-artists! They are moving it to an island off america!? Damn you Cage! *shakes fist*

(MikeCUK28, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)

Ooh good!

I like fluffy bunnies!

They go *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* .... .... ....

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

*splat*

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

Isn't

that the ending they buried under the M4?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

yes

it is....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)

Oh heck NO!

That's hilarious!

And most likely true.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)

*gasp!*

I know it's past the watershed and that, but there is never reason to resort to language like that - wash your keyboard out with soap young man!
/Whitehouse

Woo to your pic though.
:)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)

Fuck no...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)

i'm more offended

by your abbreviation of you to 'u'

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

sorry!

I'm new here, second picture I've posted

*hides*

(MikeCUK28, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

haha!

that film scared the shit out of me.... I think rude language would probably make it a lot easier to cope with :o)

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

indeed

shudder

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)

many people have been

severely traumatised by the
britt ekland dancing scene

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

link?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

oh you gotta see it

she naked druming on the guys bedroom wall "suggestively"

of course she was quite young at the time..
(pauses and reflects)

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)

Not least of all,

Rod Stewart.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

the domokun waiting on platform 2 is going to be late

hate it when that happens

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

subtle. nice

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

Subtle

Tuttle.

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

Films were more innocent back then. And shorter.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

Ha ha

nicely done sah.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)

...

oh dear

(Evilgenius, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

heh!

woo!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

sorry

it's probly been done before

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

My mate's

marmot Marmite.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

mwa ha ha... pearoast

yeah baby, swing it

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

hehe

looks like my marmite marmot, must b related

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)

Marmite marmot

and frank sinarmot

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)

Oh so very done

But, like ABC says:

"If you haven't seen it, it's new to you"

W/Y/H!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

And some...

http://www.b3ta.com/board/884839

But it's a very nice jar of marmot nonetheless.

Now I feel all crabby and mean

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foop, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)

oh...

ok...

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)

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