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# Crap film.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# w/y/h.
read on last thread...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Ah yes,
I logged into MSN briefly... then I got scared and left. Txt TV. That sounds very...multimedia.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# no no
Chatbox, 690, its top as its being paid to insult people. And they love it, the slags
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# It all looks too confusing for me.
I am not 'down with the kids'.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I know
your not, thats why they used bright colours to frighten you to be hip, anyway incosequencial, affords me time to hone skills, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# I do nothing. Well, not very much. I am skint.
2 days a week I subedit for a newspaper. But I have been offered cash to draw a weekly cartoon for a magazine. And design a website for a new club in town. And someone from Radio 4 saw my site and wants me to write something for one of their humour programmes. However, it is unlikely that any/all of these things will come to pass.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Keep plugging
No word from the agent then?

Will be back in 20, login to msn again, got some info you might like...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Just keep bnging on doors...
...with quality work and eventually even the stupuidest editor or producer will commission something.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Thank you.
Very much.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# hehehe
actually it's slightly more entertaining than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I am
mostly loving that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# you loved the original too
you gayer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# LOL
Great!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# PSA:

Baby birds do NOT like canned meats.
(mrcookieface, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# KILL IT!
x infinity
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hehehheh
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# is that a
smartie?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# its a
pipe puffing pope hat pilferer.

just because.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Snakes and religion...
...they never get on together.
(dazzarazza, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# It's called a birreta
That 100% of FACT, if you'll excuse the fact it's almost certainyl spelt wrong, all corrections welcomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# the pope hat?
in that case it's a pipe puffing birreta pilferer
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# beretta
= )

(i think)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# isn't that
some sort of gun?
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Of course like the gun
Of course someone told me it was spelt with an I, I get conmflicting accounts, I guess I should be bothered to go get a dictionary and look it up at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# it's spelt
Pileolus. then again it's spelt Mitra.
(acheta, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ehee
(ejit90, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ok...
grouphug.us/confessions/229469012
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Exterminate Cats1
They shit in other peoples gardens!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Don't I know...
Them and foxes...
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Say it loud and proud, brother...
Cats are nothing but selfish, furry shitting machines.

100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Then if you owned your own cat
it wouldn't shit in your garden.
Cats have been doing their business wherever they like long before human beings started claiming bit of this Earth as their own.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Woah there sparky.
It was humans that "domesticated" the selfish shitting machines in the first place. Not that they're actual pets, or anything. Nasty, bordering on evil. That's yer average cat.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Cats do their own thing
which is why I like then, they hate control freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Nah...
They just don't get it.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Goodo!
I will come and lay golden turds all around your garden then!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# You can throw stones at them until...
...you get a good flank hit and they run away, but five minutes later they're back in the SAME position trying to squeeze the same one out, the bastards.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# You two are in love
I can tell, in your cat hating fenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Your all jealous.
100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Do at least TRY to keep up, old boy...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You are quite bizarre don't you know that
there is secure acommodation for you two if you inquire at Social Services.

..and my gender is female, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# You're very kind.
Very kind indeed. Your gender maybe female, but that's only your phenome talking.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
On second thoughts I don't want to know, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# it`s
a bit like that scene out of Airplane.. except with eggs.. and humans.. um, sort of..

and don`t you open your gob, Mictogayboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# did you say something
cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# nah
that was your missus mumbling as she sucked "little Rik"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# or as she calls it
'miniscule rik'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Colin M. Klaatu
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# just saw that for the first time a week ago.
good movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# very good
film trivia:

the robot, is played by a hotel doorman, who had never acted before, He was too weak to lift klaatu, so the scene is edited to not show that.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# you've lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hello
i'm colin m. bored
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Hi
TJ - What sort of music do B3tans listen to?
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# everything
except pop,rock,reggae,techno,trance,metal,etc.
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# hard rock mostly
you know, the kind where people vomit over each other slash open puppies on stage
(~Sunny~, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Ah, the best sort...
Well, almost...
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# erm
ska, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# also
japanese stuff, cornelius, pizzicato 5, the boredoms.
nick cave, johnny cash, the dead kennedy's
chemical brothers, fatboy slim
manic street preachers, stereophonics, catatonia, feeder
frank sinatra dean martin, sammy davis jnr
Carl Stalling, danny elfman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Nice list
Did you just look through your media player playlist/CD rack?
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Anything from Classical to punk
Don't really like manufactored rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# This weekend...
Beethoven: (2nd movement, symphony 7 and most of symphony 9)
Air: Moon Safari
Fun Lovin' Criminals: 100% Colombian
Ned's Atomic Dustbin: God Fodder
The Chameleons: What Does Anything Mean Basically Anyway
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Shock!
Someone else who has heard of Air!
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Absolutely splendid band.
I particularly like the way they over compress in a 70's stylee. Marvelous.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# i have a neds best of
it roxxors
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Their early albums are...
...deleted now (sadly). Jonn (lead singer) was on Never Mind The Buzzcocks a bit ago in the line up. What a disgrace! He should be on Top Of The Pops instead of all this "music".
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# heh
one of the tracks is great, cos the drum goes out of tempo during the middle eight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Arf - you know I was thinking the same thing last night
No discredit to the artist but, please get a new joke.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# A bored programmer
grouphug.us/confessions/188692187
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I shall remember this quote
the next time I am able to clip through a wall by hugging the corners just so or get on top of a building only to discover it has no roof...
(the_mouth_that_roared, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# 'B' Have
Or Else
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# wooooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Colin M. Bandwagon
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)
# looks like the guy from Mad magazine
Alfred E Neuman
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
# no frills!
ha!...i remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)
# you are troubled.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)
# yes...
grouphug.us/confessions/903450941
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
excellent muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# I Like.............
No Frills Nacho's
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry, he's quite 'armless


Cut Price Fear
(surely this must have been already done?)
(Scary, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# yes
but the other one left both heads
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# heads are..
more expensive than arms
(Scary, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
# naturally
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)
# that is looooooooow budget
the potatoshop that is.
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
#
nice!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
# i dont' know why anybody would feel bad about that?
isn't that the natural reaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)
# indeed
a good point
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant programming by checkout number 12.


No more Tesco's from me. I promise.
(KiDdErZ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)
# haha
surely you mean invision
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Bob didn't like golfers.
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Yep...
...they're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Seve isn't a cunt.
He's spanish.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)
# doesn't that make him
a cuntos?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# hahahaha
good answer
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Un
coño, but it is used as a term of affection in Spain. "Ah, Gregorio - coño! Como estas?" "Bien, pero me duele la cabeza. Estoy un poco crudo."
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# haha
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Google translater
sez : Ah, Gregorio - coño! Like these " "Well, but it hurts the head to me. I am a little crude
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# mmmm
cuntos the tasty mint
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# He's had a couple of awkward strokes though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# arf
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# it looks like a giant
root running across a field with a nice hat on...

oh and a very large penis~
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# And I can tell you now, the broomstick aint used to clean up!
(KiDdErZ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)
# hehehehehehehhhehehheheheee
dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
#

Broomsdicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I have
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Just dropping by
Anyone see this on the Group Hug site? I assume it's front page is the most recent ones, sorry if it's more of a best of...
grouphug.us/confessions/057901252
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)
# eep
and eep
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# With a spot of eep
On the side?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# don't mind if i do
                                                                                                                                               eep
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# and
this one http://grouphug.us/confessions/440126005
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# i think
we killed it...

the site's down for me :(

edit: back up now

edit: down again

edit: ooh back up..!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# ooer
sounds like you're having fun regardless

all that up and down action
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# i saw that.
hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Why?
Pixalate?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# To
hide her dirty bits. The old dog.
(KiDdErZ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# I'd
Shag her!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# shouldn't that be
wombsticks?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Nah
I think broomsticks is fine, since a housewife can use it too... Yup.
(KiDdErZ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)
# a court order foreced them to merge

spot the wee spelling mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# wanks?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# *ding*
we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# wow, I
feel so special, im going run and tell my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# you
won an award for your wanks?

brave you are
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# foreced?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# *claps*
And for extra points, do a jig
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Behold the angry potato:
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# woo
yay
(Angus Prune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# so what
I have a bag at em that say angry things to me when I go in the kitchen. I think they are plotting with the spring onions
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)
# evenin'
i'm wearing my sombrero to the bash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# is this
To challenge my sombrero wearing status or to push me to another hat dimension?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)
# erm
more of a solidarity thing, no?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# ah ok
then, I like that. Yes indeedy. Now a way to add horns to it so it has a halloween influence... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# ah
hadn't thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# could we
start a trend with this?

Cmon, some other nutter might wear one...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Absolutely
adding a comment in4rthur right now!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Whenever I start a thread
people interject with bits of their social life. I hate it. I hate it all.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# if it's any consolation
this is all code, expressing how much we love your image
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Yes, it's my new haircut.
Has totally changed my whole image.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)
# yes
we love the mullet, it's an underrated style
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)
# come come
Its more flock of seagulls innit?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# thinking of
a photograph of you-oo-ooh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)
# call the
police, this thread has been killed
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# i'm going to wear
a leopard skin thong and matching top hat.
I also have a cane with leopard skin trim.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# but
are you going to forget to turn up, again?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# that's fine
we al hate him, the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# he's so obviously
talking to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# btw hello
themanwhofellasleep, still loving the site.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Thanks
I am still enjoying making it, although I'm just retreading old ground, rather than doing anything interesting.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# your on
msn arnt you?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I don't really use it that much.
But next time I am on it I shall say hello.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:24, archived)
# well good
luck with your other "projects", I'll delete this backslapping thread in a bit heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Please don't.
It may pique people's curiosity and make them visit my site. It all helps. What are you up to?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# agh sorry
I stepped away from my machine.

Im working on a txt tv channel. It makes me laugh loads.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# 99
(Angus Prune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# ooh
very nice and the bonus of tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# hehehehehe
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
# spiffing!
i imagine that would taste scrumptious too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
# be wootiful
very nice and so orignal. I like
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:15, archived)
# that is fantabulacioustaristic
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:22, archived)
# brilliant
10/10 :P
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# hello.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)
# the big knights?
that rocks soooo hard
even more so with the blessed in there
w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# he
done the voice for sir boris you know.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# that i didnt know!
i havent seen it in a while
when is it on?
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# dunno
i only saw it at christmas a couple years ago.

it was brilliant though. maybe there is a video/dvd..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# hopefully
i'll look
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# yes.
www.astleybakerdavies.com/bk.htm

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004SX7I/ref=sr_aps_vhs_1_1/202-9703360-6836613

that's my little sister's christmas pressie sorted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I
watched those they were rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# No
I'm Brian Blessed!
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
# NO
I'M BRIAN BLESSED AND SO'S MY WIFE!
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
hehehehehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(TheTruffleShuffle, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)
# my watch looks like that!
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)
# that took me far too long to spot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# The joys of
Metric time...
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# clocks go back soon
what a pain in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# It's good for me, I play Eve Online
All times are GMT, so going back to GMT will save me some aggro.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:19, archived)
# that's minus 7 degrees
in new japanese time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# hehe
imagine an extra day per week
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)
# carrot
carrot

woo yay to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy one, get Goebbels free
Der teskoisch valueisch Führer
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Value!!
..value!...did you see the size of his gas bill!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)
# you.
hell.
now.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Er, no...
But it was Tesco Value Gas...
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)
# he was a mass murdering fuck head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)
# got your goebbels
.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)
# 118
666?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)
# really?
when?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)
# can't remember.
i just read it in a history book or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)
# i don't think you're right
he's too cute to have been a murderer, i think you've confused him with Dr Crippen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)
# the vegetarian artist?
you've got to be joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)
# always
thought he made cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)
# vegetarian artist?
*looks closer at picture*
has Rolf shaved his beard then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)
# didn`t
he back the losing side in doubleya doubleya two.....see i can say that in a american accent...just dont ask me to use sean connerys accent...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)
# schocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)
# As many famous
historians have said...
(Oracus, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I've got plenty of Goebbels already
but I'm right out of Hess...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)
# They say
Himmlers are going cheap at the moment
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)
# dont
you get one of those if you buy a hess?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Not any more
They've all sold out of Hesses
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:07, archived)
# shame
thought you could get one of them parachuted in.,....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Try Costco
You can get Hesses dead cheap there but you have to buy 30 at a time
(Wereon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)
# if you didnt like stump with maracas then perhaps you'll like...


curious?

www.fiftyandhalifax.com


(FiftyandHalifax, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)
# SPAMBOY
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)
# you're very talented
but spamming isn't really appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)
# i don't mind it.
there be good pictures, a link to his website with each picture is no problem.
it's when people just post a link and the same thing over and over again that it gets a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)
# we liked it
we're just not keen on you posting time and again.

hence the use of 'spunt' - spamming cunt in the previous thread

edit: your stuff is great, just put the link to your site in your profile and put a new different image on now and again
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:50, archived)
# i clicked! I clicked!
it's good!

TJ
saw Dog soldiers last night, it has a matrix joke!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# So does every third film made recently.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)
# including
matrix reloaded, which is a joke.

ableit a joke with good fights
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)
# well yes
but it was a well crafted one, and funny.
it wasn't a bullet-time affair, merely a dialogue reference
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)
# either that
or stupid floaty-about-camera stupid effects

bah

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)
# there is no spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)
# *points at ssg*
*points at own nose*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)
# are
you any relation to Oliver?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)
# sorry about the spam
sorry i didnt think it'd be considered spamming, my bad.

www.fiftyandhalifax.com
(FiftyandHalifax, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)
#
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# you're in a good mood tonight
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:59, archived)
# I've not been in a good mood since...
Hrrm. I actually can't remember.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)
# hairy muff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Actually, I was quite happy when I made this:
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)
# you had every right to be
that's schadenfreude-tastic, that is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)
# put a link in your profile to your site
post new and exciting images, and occaisonally do this:



oi!

www.mictoboy.tk

and people won't mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# you're doing it again!
nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# not a problem
keep the images coming!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:58, archived)
# well im pretty much out of animated stuff
but i am proud of this picture:


(FiftyandHalifax, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Hello.
I used to work with you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# you most certainly
did not
(FiftyandHalifax, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Well,
there are probably a few Jonathan Cheethams.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:23, archived)
# I thought I'd find someone worthy of my new

but I found out it was me, for wasting a thread with it.

The cruel irony.

*edit* bigger one here
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2135334
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)
# You cuntbelmer.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# putting your tongue
inside the bottom lip?

mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)
# And going
"Mnnnnngggg".
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:01, archived)
# not
bpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpththththththh!

?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:03, archived)

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