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# A public service announcement...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Hahahaah
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# haraharahararrr
ahar
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# arf
woo yay Bob

you utter loon you
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# lol
woo yay houpla!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# That made me giggle a silly amount
w/y/h etc.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# WOO YAY!
absolutly spiffy
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# it sure isn't !
woo !
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaha
woooo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# hahahaha
side splitting
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# or this even
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# he he he...
nice explosion
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# I'll
second that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# thirding it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# fourthing it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# to infinity and beyond.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# go buzz whelkboy
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Buckaroo Banzai
No, no, don't touch that. You never know what it's connected to.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Giggle!
That's good. Looks like a giant forehead cigarette at the end.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# arf to the max!
arf arf arf arf arf!



shit... i'm a seal
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# a seal of approval?
hand reaches automatically in direction of coatrack
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# iraq has been found to be
attempting to acquire seven thousand hydrogen powered doctors.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Sad
looks like the poor Iraqi lad who was in the papers a lot after having his arms blown off by a rocket, bit of a double whammy getting hit by that one too
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# haha
so nicely put
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Have you ever wondered what the office assitents get up to when you turn off your computor?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Yes
save it as a jpg
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# And host it somewhere
that allows remote linking

check this for info: www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# save it as a .gif, .png, or .jpg
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# well...
i do... but by the time I've finished typing this someone else will have typed how to do it.

Or tore you to shreds with scathing insults.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Oooo
that was a MUCH better idea!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# TJ
anyone seen the christmas bra in BHS? The one where, when you squeeze the air thing the two party hooter things on the nipples shoot out?

funny.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
#
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# que?
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#
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#
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# speechless
mate
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# what size
does it come in?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# one size
worrying, really
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# small, medium, and
free drinks all holiday season
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# pffft
indeed

lo sir
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Sounds quite dangerous
could have *BOTH* your eyes out!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# i'm full of em, me

sometimes
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# I heard talk
of full of something ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# hair, probably
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# ah that'll be it
perhaps if I took my head out of my ass next time
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you can't
post psd files on the board - a gif or a jpeg would work better. try using the 'save optimised as' option in photoshop.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Can if you've got a Mac running Safari.
But then you'd exclude a large part of the audience.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# I imagine
the file is a tad over 200K too...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Good point.
I would check it out but I'm not allowed to see the link.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# you can't post a psd
File... Save for web... then optimise it as a jpg.. or a gif... then try again.

THREADJACK...
anyone know, was it Pootle who did the "Love is... saying you walked into the door because he said he'll never do it again"?

forget it... it is... and I found it.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Using the "Edit" link next to your earlier post would be a good start
as would reading the FAQ.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# TJ
my husband has just taken my dog out for a walk, usually the dog stays out as long as possible, the dog has just turned up on the door step a good 5 minutes ahead of Mr Hart...bloody kids and bloody fireworks...I hope they hurt themselves
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# often they do
ha ha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# cunts
you should shout loudly at anyone carrying fireworks and shooting them off
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i think the kids around here
are using full-on cannons.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# half
past 8 on Saturday morning they were going off here , cunts
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# it's fairly non-stop here
i go to sleep with music on now

that way i go to sleep with a sound i'm used to and it doesn't wake me up - and it muffles the fireworks
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Fireworks?
I thought New Malden had finally snapped and was invading Raynes Park
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# for those of you who are saying read the FAQ in a way I allready have repeatedly
I can I make photoshop save it as an animated gif or whatever if it is not on the drop-down list?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# This means you're thick.
That's quite serious for a doctor.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# i found it but it still wont work
ah ha I have found the save for the web option but the thing still wont move
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# er
you can't make animated gifs in photoshop. you need to use imageready for that.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ex Russian Pres in 3...


May have been done - I was away @ weekend - and haven't had a chance to trawl the 80 pages yet...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Ooooh.
It's Gorbawottsit.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# chev
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Endangered Species 2
The American Alligator

FIRST ENDANGERED SPECIES-http://strike9.com/file.ashx?path=%2falikat28018%2ffullsize%2fendangered1.jpg
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# my only problem
is the lack of pot belly apart from that I would just like to say that this picture is fabulous
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# he'll get it after he eats the pork rinds
its there--the potbelly is just in hiding.
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# These are excellent.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# i can
dig it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] How about making shapes with the least number of celebs?
very cheaply done


ps i wonder what it says on that van behind pammy...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# retard
.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# be like that
i giggled when i thought of it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I think he meant...
...it says "retard" behind Pammy. Not "you're a retard". Funny concept, and much better than the majority.

Woo to your originality!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# it says
plastic surgery it,
plastic surgery it HARD
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# LARD
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Have you ever wondered what the office assitents get up to when you turn off your computor?
http://drnickson.1colony.com/the_dogs.psd

mod edit: sorry, that's just not going to work...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# proof
read?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# they've deleted your pic
for a start
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# Post on
b3ta?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# It looks like you're photoshopping a kitten.
Would you like to:
* Spong it?
* Gnops it?
* Put another animal's head onto it's body?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# haha
now there's a program worth using
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#
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# nice pic...
...twunt.
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# post working links?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
dont post PSD files, you'll kill us all
read the FAQ please
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# PSD's don't work here...
at least not in my browser...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Count spatula Always had soft spot for the holy pie

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been so long since I entered a compo,


so very, very long....



like my penis
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Trust Dave to ruin another great family photo


Click here for a wonderfully large version !
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# semisubtle
woo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I love this!
WOOOO
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# tut
there's always one
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# heh go dave
nicely done
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Camera Phones
I got my new Nokia home and as with any new phone put it on charge overnight, in the meantime i decided to try taking a few pics of my room with the phone camera while checking the results from the other weeks international football. Ive just sent the pics over to my PC to free up some memory and my mate clocked this gem. This NOT edited, i just have a crap TV reception.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# hehe
teletext fuckups offer so many possibilities
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Kinda
gets funnier as you read on too, thats if you have a dirty mind :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# haha
:)

makes me smile like the

bash.org entry about changing wand for wang in harry potter
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Indeed they do
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# you see how there's loads of glare
that's how i see everything
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# have you ever done any of the following:
a) been to an optician
b) tried rubbing your eyes
c) sobered up
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# i think it was the 3 days
at the weekend without cleaning my contact lenses

we set off for home a full 24 hours later than we intended
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# then how did you know
that this had loads of glare?
(not just to you)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# it has twice as much glare
as everything else
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# ah.
makes sense.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Has anyone seen the Look Around You DVD?
There's a whole Teletext section, complete with a page of complete bollocks.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# look around you DVD?
since when? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
that series was top bollocks. i need it!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I got it for 12 pounds
in Smiths a few weeks back.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# well
you hear a lot about footballers
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# ...
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# scrotums!
ha.
woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Note to self:
Use 'scrotums' as an expletive more often.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# squelchy scruttocks
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# seconded
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hehe
well done on all fronts
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Nice style
and funny too!

Tonights things to do list:

1)Kill Granny
2)Kill Grandad
3)Check out his website...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# thanks :D
[blush]
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Major Tom
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i see a pinprick of light
oh, right.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Here's mine the other way around
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# ha haa haa!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# which reminds me
david bowie is a god
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# :)
very few indeedtastic
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# this is my favorite!!!!
you win all the marbles!!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# quick dirty and probably unfunny!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Well
I love it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] *Ouch*


lisa riley in just 6 circles..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Table of milk
for saucer 3.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# looks like
stay puft man
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# or may be the lovable...
...pilsbury dough man?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# ah
that's true as well
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Mr Blobby?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# What a fucking mad subject line.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# i giggled
like a baby on crack
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha
bingowing banjo dog nutstastic
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# yes.
fucker than a nutsfull of sacks
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# In case anyone else was wondering
Main Entry: thy·ro·glob·u·lin
Pronunciation: -'glä-by&-l&n
Function: noun
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
Date: circa 1905
: an iodine-containing protein of the thyroid gland that is the precursor of thyroxine and triiodothyronine
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Hmmm...
interesting.

I wonder what it's function is.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# i'm supposed to know
!


edit: i think it may in fact be a growth hormone but i'm not 100% sure
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# A growth hormone
that makes your willy bigger?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# you think of your cock
as a growth, you are strange
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Perhaps
he should remove it then.

'lo Wildheart...

Daughter got the concept of trick or treating down fast!

I'll have to have piccies developed, then I'll post.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# lo Scoopzilla
cool I really need a decent camera
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# I got very lucky a shile back.
I bought this Canon (very touristy looking) for around $100 American, and it's never let me down.

Does need to be cleaned though.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I've always
wanted to have the oportunity to do that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# yeah they do that now
gfhjkdfh geeeet aa biigeree stkic

it's to avoid filters
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# It's what Buzz Lightyear says
when the batteries are running low...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] my picture
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# that's wonderfully
scary
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# YaY
clever
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# woo
for copying frontpages slightly

and still having the same amount of hummus
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Most certainly woo!...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# heh
tiny domo ghosts
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] my one shape:

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# it's a flurry of pixels.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# go domo
go domo go
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# it may be my eyes
but he looks green

w/y/h
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Pixel
pusher!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Rawr
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# squeak squeak
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hurtling through space
earth's doom approached

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# very artistic
i think. strange inspiration, mind.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# i saw your crocodile pliers
i saw a space rocket

i set about making it so
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Run away!
Run away fast!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# aww
snappy
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# aww i've aready done my crocodile related repost for the night
but then i did get to tell someone to cock off which is always fun


woo yay houpla and kill it, kill it hard
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Aa, Haa! Me laddo's, spice the main brace, shiver me Chippendale cabinet, etc etc


Thats all for tonite folks, 3 more fun filled pictures will be ready for tommorrow.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# now microwave shafe!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# yay
i left a yoghurt next to the fan vent for my laptop and it's curdled in under 30 minutes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# stinky?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# ooh nice
woo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# My word
the board's on fire tonight.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# call the fire brigade
call the fire brigade
see the building start to really burn
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# We didn't start the fire
It was always burning...

evening
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# heh heh
nicely punned
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# oooo
clever
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Woo yar!
Even with a sneak preview, it still rocks!

How's that background coming along?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Still
working on getting the background right N3d. I might just make up a new one!
KK
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

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