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Worthy cause of the day

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)

from

what...exploding....violating cats....eating soup with a fork ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)

Mmmm...

Exploding cats...

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)

stopping him from being

a twat

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)

Now there's a cause

I could really get behind.

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underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

He really was born

with one of those smug faces that makes you want to punch the fucker !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

six nil

six fucking nil

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

shoosh

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

six fucking nil

*sobs*

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

Never mind there's always the rugby.

Oh, wait no there isn't...

Still least you're best in the world at curling

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)

only ladies curling...

The canadians are better at the blokes.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)

Here, have an old joke

George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

nice one.

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Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)

Got my vote

Morning all! Just saw the Weebl & Bob advert on telly last night, well done that man

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Dogtanian, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

Morning

does anyone find it wierd coming on this site when you get into work and find all the overseas posters bidding us all goodnight?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

no not really

you see..... in america the time over there is...oh nevermind

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Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)

*Raises Hand*

Where do I sign up?

Morning!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)

hahaha

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

Water Elephant

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underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

Woo

nice bubble action

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)

ooooh luverley!

Mornin' b3tans!

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Danblez, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)

Hello

Slag.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

Am I the only one here

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:24, archived)

no, I am

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:25, archived)

Morning!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)

Morning!

I'm just emailing in to work sick. Hurrah.

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)

YaaaaaY

Good move but we have to call them or risk getting fired :¬(

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)

email seems to be OK for me.

Wich is a bit odd now I think about it. Does make me feel like I'm faking it, but I'm not. Honestly!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)

I had to phone my boss

I hate the sound of disbelief in peoples voices when you phone in.
I should be convincing, I sound like the love child of Barry White and Tom Waits, at the moment

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Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

wow.

you should make a record.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)

Hurrah!

100% Kitten is phoning me in sick to work as well. Must be something in the air.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)

some sort of flu-ish thing?

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

That sort of thing.

I don't feel too bad this morning, but I've only had one day off and I want to milk it. Milk it HARD. Do try try to get that mental image out of your head.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)

this is day three

so I'm getting bored and actually want to get back to work.

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)

want? do you work in a naked supermodel and cocaine factory?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)

well OK

'want' was a very bad choice of words! I'm crap at taking time off work - I hardly ever do it and always try to rush back when I do.

And ewww to the mental images involving naked cow orkers and cocaine...

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)

i used to be - must be some sort of

inherited protestant work ethic. I've since learnt that it is my constiutional right to take some time off sick when there's not much wrong with me every year. and my word, it feels good.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

yup, sounds good!

I must get more practice in!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)

I may even throw in the ultimate

act of defiance this evening, and go to the pub.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

I have a feeling

I might be coming down with it, Fictional Kerry has had it all week.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)

Fictional

Kerry?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)

She's the girlfriend

everyone thinks I made up, so I dubbed her Fictional Kerry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)

ah, i see.

i believe you.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

As do I.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)

does

she?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)

At the moment,

no, but I think that's just her rising temperature and the large amount of anti-flu drugs she's taking talking.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

I hate it when that happens.

You're ill and nobody believes you. I think it happens mostly with women - they've been so indoctrinated with this crap that men always over-exaggerate how ill they are. If Captain Scott had had a woman with him when he died at the Antarctic, she'd have been saying "oh, shut up, it's just a head cold" as he picked away at his frostbitten fingers.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)

Stop

biting your nails....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)

No you didn't

I did.

Don't claim right to that, my man, I know you've been lacking in humour lately, but this is stooping too low.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)

Its

madness, I tell 'ee.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)

muh?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)

Mornin'

I'm not here.

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)

do you

also have the manchester lurgy? someone was infectious, and half the manc bash people are struck down!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

I do!

I know Lora was saying she's ill, didn't realise other people are too. Not good!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)

ah it was lora then!

there's quite a few people got it now!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)

heh

I meant since the weekend, I'm not sure we can pin this one on her!

edit - and I'm rather suspecting it might be me...

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)

you?! well gosh!

*glares malevolently*

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)

*cowers behind pillow*

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

I'm alright

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)

jammy git

;o)

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)

Give it 20 minutes

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:25, archived)

yes,

NOBODY LOVES YOU!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

morning!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

Morning.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)

Why?

Why is it morning? It should still be last night - cos then I wouldn't have this hangover... Bloody mojitos

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

Arg ooooo yip yip bongo

Much more fluffiness required today !!!!!

(Experiment 626, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)

Evening

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)

I'm here too - Still no FTP Access though, maintaing the status quo

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(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)

woo hoo

Digital Quo.

Rock on!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)

www.net2ftp.com

saves me from bloody work firewalls

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

Kinda funny

www.moggies.co.uk/html/custom404.html

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)

Right, it's ten to seven, it's high time I got some sleep...

Good night(morning)

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)

Night!

Sleep tight

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Mr. Bell Division, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 6:58, archived)

dont let the bed bugs bite

Morning All

('Andeh', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:00, archived)

Good

night

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)

Early Egyptian B3tans

(Fragger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:39, archived)

that am rather lovely

if I had a phone that needed wallpaper - I think that would be a candidate - I dont
so I'll woo it

Woo

(and of course babble on a bit- babbly babbbly babbly brook(

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:43, archived)

Hey!

that victoria secret thing is on. Screw you guys, im gonna go watch hot lingerie models.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:56, archived)

Woo!

That's more like it. Special woo to the dalek at the top.

(clutch puppy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 6:37, archived)

heh.

not to be a humourless vvanker, but I think that part is actually unshopped...

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 7:50, archived)

The BBC in America

(british ink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)

is that

quite big enough?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)

Things

are never big enough...mainly breasts but then thats my preference....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)

man, what i would give to have a nice big juciy breast....

with gravy

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)

gravy....

well its horses for courses....i would prefere mine with baby oil but then it takes forever to squeeze that much oil from babies....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)

it's quite fitting actually.

US advertising usually equals large.

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cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)

well thats erm

large

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:17, archived)

i think i might

understand.

no, no i don't think i do. night!

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dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:23, archived)

night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:42, archived)

Oooh you kids

aren't half going to be for it when the day shift arrives... posting all this poorly formatted incomprehensible and not really funny biggie nonsense!

Besides, dad's going to be pissed that you smoked ALL his dope in the making of this... er... thing.

(clutch puppy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 6:37, archived)

i would do my work

if i didn't have the attention span of a goldfish.
and with that, i bid you all a goodly night.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)

woo!

that's good that is

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)

oh, you can see it?

i can't. no idea why. glad someone can though.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)

odd

but yep. i can see a very odd drawing

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)

huh. yeah. should be a person with a goldfishlike head and whatnot.

all watercolory and such.
no idea why i can't see my own image.
ooohhh well.
g'night.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)

yep

tis.

night night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)

i can see it too, and its woo!

however i am goiung to bed now. goodnight all

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Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)

I can't

but you've gone to bed

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)

night night

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cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)

holy crapadopolou

Dave Mckean Move over!

Gnight and mega woo!

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)

Song for Micheal Jackson - Before he was all PC

Just a quicky, but I am so happy that MJ is getting justice... or damn well better.

About 1Mb mp3.
MJ before he was all PC

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)

you are going to hull

via croydon.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)

lol... yeah... I am going to hull!

Here is a link to an animation that I lost interest in... but this song... it just makes it all ok. I might finnish this now that I feel inspired.

MJ animation

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)

Here's the lyrics cause my singing does suck in chipmunk mode.

I like to share my bed with the boys around here,
Don’t wanna see your mom, She better Disappear.
The pants are coming off and the bed is drawing near
So BEAT IT, Just BEAT it!

picture one

[2nd Verse]
Just stay right there I need to pull out my toy
Gonna stick it in your face now suck it boy!
You betta suck hard gonna fill me w’ joy!
So BEAT it!, But all to little boys
picture two

Chorus
I BEAT it, beat it, beat it
All to little boys I beat it!
Don’t’start touching all through the night!
It doesn’t matter if its wrong or right!
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

[3rd Verse]
I’m out to get you, gonna touch your small toy!
I don’t play with men, I wanna little boy!
Man on boy love, better fill me with joy!
So Beat It, Just Beat It

[4th Verse]
I’m playing with my self, while in horror you stare
Look at my white skin and all my pubic hair
Don’t worry small boy I never play fair!
So Beat It, now don’t tell your Dad!

picture three
[Chorus]
Just BEAT it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
All to little boys I beat it!
Don’t stop touching all through the night!
It doesn’t matter if its wrong or right!

[Chorus x 4]
Just BEAT it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
All to little boys I beat it!
Don’t stop touching all through the night!
It doesn’t matter if its wrong or right!
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

picture four

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)

I love you!

b3ta.com you rock!

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)

beat it!

beat it HARD!

('Andeh', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)

Oh yeah!

this is history... star in it!

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)

You are supposed

to wait for other people to praise your work, not start praising it your self.

Now off to hell with you young man ;)

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Silentbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)

Last post from me tonight

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)

good.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)

this kids

is a classic example of badly placed, formatted and coloured text.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)

Im so sorry

its 5am i been awake for almost 26 hours gimme abreak lol

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)

maybe you should go sleep then

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

if you can't manage to format some text

maybe it's bedtime?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

Format text man i only had

photoshop for a day Formatto me means making save games disks for my Amiga games

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)

even still

if you can use word you can format text

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Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)

i say goodnight

because i feel like it.
so there.
Goodnight.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)

good night.

don't let the bed bugs masticate.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)

does that mean

I can say kakapo?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)

if you want

but then i'll have to say moist

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

raining in new zealand again?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

only on

the left hand side of the road

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)

small flightless parrot!

small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot! small flightless parrot!

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

no big flightless parrot

I think it's the largest parrot, unless I am mistaken

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)

he's a fat bugger

but i always thought it was short
and smaller than, say, a big macaw

edit: research says he is, in fact, the fattest parrot, at about 8 lbs (3.5 kilos, out of deference to the britishness of the board), but i still think he's shorter than a goodly-sized macaw.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)

Kakapo weigh up to four kilograms, which is more than twice the weight of the Hyacinth Macaw, sometimes mistakenly credited with being the largest of its species.

www.bigjude.com/Page8.html

maybe just weight...

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)

anyway I'm not so sure

parrots aren't a species

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)

but you can teach them to swear

so all is fluffy in the world

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)

i think so.

i haven't checked the rules in a while.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)

night night.

have fun in those places this weekend.

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cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

i will.

well, maybe not in birmingham, but i'll try.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)

nite nite sandy

nowts so bad it cant be hidden in recesses by morning =)

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)

well - cap in hand time

palmpixels.com has gone down - we are caning the bandwidth - we desperately need good file mirrors for the animations we host, and in aid of good board etiquette I post an anim that took far too long to make -

thanks good b3tans.

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

how much space/bandwidth do you need?

i may be able to spare some

www.streamlinenet.co.uk/uu.htm seems a good deal too, and they have one user eating around 170gb/month

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

at the mo

we average 40gb a month - our sponsored hosting give us twenty, so we really need about 20bg file transfer pm - it seems quite a bit, but for th transfers we'd only need about 100mb of space - still think you can help?

every little helps - badum tsh!

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

not a problem

msn addy in profile

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

dude

you so rock its unbelievable.
thank you.

email on le way.

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

watermelon

my mail's down.

4rthur me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)

hahaah!

funny considering =) 4rthuruing

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)

how distributed is it?

I'm allowed unlimited bandwidth as long as it isn't enough to affect the server performance. So as long as it doesn't happen all at once, I could keep a few megs

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

wooooo!

yeah, quite distributed - we get quite a bit of US traffic, but very even - shall I mail you?

ta! *does a little jumpy bit*

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)

sure

*email deleted*

let me know when you get the email so I can delete it

edit: I 4rthured it to you so I could stop paying attention :)

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kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)

if i knew how to help, i would.

so i'll just be fluffy and woo your animation.

woo!

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cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)

Sorry, I don't have any suggestions

but if you haven't seen it yet, this video of a high-speed low pass by a Spitfire might cheer you up (contains swearing).

(Indole Ring, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

bloody hell!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)

woooooo!

vrrrrrrrm!!!!

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Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)

whooooooosh

that was ace

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)

hah!

class.

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dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)

unusual.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

catch me Megabyte catch me!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! again again!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

is that

that bullshit 3d cartoon that used to be on itv..?

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dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

bullshit?

pah! shows how much you know ;p

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)

heh ;)

it was awful. truly awful.

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

yep,

twas indeed bullshit and..BUH!?!? Gah!! What the watermelon am I doing back here!?!?!?!?

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

you missed me?

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

*makes gentle shooing motions,

as one would make to a misguided puppy or somesuch creature*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

perhaps

a misguided penguin.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)

they, too, often benefit from

a gentle, yet firm shooing.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

ppfffftttt!

penguins don't need shoes you loon!

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

shooing... telling to leave... not punnily meant...

*grumbles pedantically to self*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

well golly gee,

punnin' on b3ta ain't looked on so nicely no more.

how do you like those apples?
; )

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)

mmm.

crunchy. and healthful.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

that was too stupid.

you can't have just said that.
you can't have.

*looks*

shit, you did.
you nobber!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

what the hell is wrong with you people?

i thought it was cute.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)

no cute!

only strange! STRANGE!

(unless it's kittens)

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

i refuse to be less cute.

unless there's some sort of incentive.
like cash.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)

*counts out pocket change*

i can offer you... a duiker. only slighly used. he's really good as new, chipper as the day i got him.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)

in your pocket?

don't the horns poke?

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)

it's a magic pocket

/smug

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)

well,

i want a magic pocket.
hand it over and we've got a deal.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

part of the magic

is the fact that it's magically welded to my forehead.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

hehe

nice.

*continues to be cute*

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)

*gracefully surrenders*

*and bows to the inevitability of cuteness*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)

: )

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)

someone turned the fluffyness off again?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

those knobs look like...

..well.... nobs.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)

i'm sorry,

i just haven't had many hugs recently.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)

*hugs*

and
*hugs*

i wouldn't do that for just anyone.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)

I thought

you said 'shooting'

It's too early for me...

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)

i remember that show!

i think.....was it a show?
they look familiar.

and woo!

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

i know not this 'megabyte'

but it's got a nice bounce to it.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)

I would.

The bouncee that is, not the bouncer...

(

Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:57, archived)

that is just

huge.or stupidly slow.
either way, it's just not loading fully.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)

seems to animate smoother on netscape

ie can't handle it too well

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)

it's not the smoothness of the animation,

just the fact that it takes a month and three days to load.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

hmm

yeah I did have problems connecting to the server to upload it even though I'm on adsl

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

i'm seeing it fine.

it's lovely.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

It is quite slow loading

but only 189 kb

(

kitty meow meow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)

i'm finding that it's loading ok about half the time i refresh the page.

and not the other half.
confusion.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

the fact that i'm halfway up a mountain

and on dialup probably doesn't help.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)

you goddamned mountain goats.

always balancin', and bleatin', and complainin' 'bout the internet.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

i do have to walk three miles

every time i want to be connected,
and then i only get connected if nobody else in the village is connected.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)

woah. i've never heard of no such arrangement.

do you eat your gingerbread house too when the food runs low?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)

don't be silly.

the village only got electricity about ten years ago mind.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)

'village' (said in wondering tone of voice)

i've never lived in anything less than a town.
do you have toilets? and... telephones?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)

and do the folk there have meetings where they bring pitchforks along?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)

sometimes, yes.

and i live three miles out from the village in a small hut because they don't like gays.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)

cripes, sounds fun.

yesterday massachusetts supreme court passed a law legalizing gay marriage.
100% of fact.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)

Gnnnnngh...

an itty bit bigger

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

Wooo

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

the fear!

the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear! the fear!
and so on.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

meh

he's harmless

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

you are as brave

as you are foolish

edit: damnit I need sleep

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

i know where my fear is

so i don't have to worry

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)

he lives on alarm clocks in people's bedrooms.

/deep spazz

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

SLEEP SCHMEEP.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)

but

sheep sleep.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)

i know.

oh how i know.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

easier to approach

sheep asleep are

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)

for what nefarious purposes

are you approaching slumberous sheep?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

not so much me

as my welsh collegue there

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

mr. welshman then.

i make of you the same inquiry.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)

let's just.....

not....go there.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)

well,

if they are awake, they run away.
the ones sleeping near the edge of a cliff are best, for if they wake up, they can not run away.
make them face the cliff edge and they push back onto you in a most pleasing manner.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)

velcro gloves

are the key

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

yeh,

but so long as you are certain there are no police about.
vrey hard to get away quick otherwise.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)

*nods in a satisfied, i-thought-as-much manner*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)

i think

if i was a sheep

and was being "approached" by you from behind

i'd take my chances on the rocks below.

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)

yeh,

but not all the sheep know me yet.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)

or, you have not yet known* all the sheep

*in the biblical sense

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

aha!

cunning ;)

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

MAY-be.

but i find it's safest to say the chant anyways. better to ward him off just in case.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)

thanks for completing it

...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)

nicely done

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

argh!

nightmares!

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

in keeping with my 'must post something real at least once a session',

have a glowcat.

sorry, i know it's cheap and easy, but it made my eyes happy.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

woo

it makes my eyes happy too

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

o dear.

tell me the board hasn't perished.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

I'm fellating it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

oh.

so that's why it wasn't paying attention.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

i'm alive....

for now

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

and i like it!

so it was all worth it.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)

nice

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

i can't sleep

(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

I love that

with ssg's hands

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

hahaha

i like the fact that some of them have bunny ears.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)

quick threadwaste

gonna update the kit tonight.

so far to go in is munter and the deathstar.

anything else need to go in?

links, images and .psd's are good. random mumblings aren't.

i'm not gonna put bandwagonny stuff, like spunt or whatever in, because it's stuff that just dies

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

how come people can't repost,

but you can do a quick "threadwaste"
huh? HUH?

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

beacuse this

is something for the community which the community needs to have a say in?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

Care in the community, if you will.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

fair enough.

carry on.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

hehe

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

: )

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

because

Dr. Berk is special.

How bout this little fellow:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/dave3.jpg

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

i knew it was going to be him

before i clicked it.

you really are a disturbed little boy.

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

but look at him

he's like a modern day svenno.

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

yes.

but he scares me. and he has no lunchbox.

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

Lunchbox.

Hynh hunh hunh hunh hunh

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)

I think you've covered it.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

my gourd in there?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

should it be?

if so. why?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

well,

people have made hundreds of pictures with it in and it still pops up occasionally.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

the fact that it's a gourd

should be reason enough really.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

too true.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

have you got any lemurs?

you probably ought to put in at least one lemur.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

the kit's really for stuff like nohands, the fear

and all the real meme stuff.

for lemurs you want

www.gettyimages.com
www.corbis.com (no watermarks if you register)
and www.pbase.com

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

oh, i already have lemurs.

i was just thinking maybe someone had a particularly expressive one which was in common b3ta usage...

*wanders off*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)

I vote for Columbo

I feel he has potential

(cant find a decent pic though)

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

what's

munter?

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)

for godssake,

DON'T ASK.
if you're not lucky, they'll answer.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AQSYKQ

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)

haha!

dear me..

(

dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

Do you want

allyourbase.gif?

Domokun.psd separated from background?

(Indole Ring, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)

AYB

would be handy.

already got a domo :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)

It's here.

(Indole Ring, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)

Are Scary Mary's eyes

in there yet?

(

Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)

Hmm.

Clive, possibly. And get the ukelele man in there! Here's a nice psd of him I got somewhere or other... Click me

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 7:42, archived)

Here.

Have Clive. He may come in useful.

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)

Oh, and is

Brian in there already? It's a lovely source pic of him.

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)

In the event of mundane posts

Look. Barry is cutting Pauls willy off.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

look,

i've done my sentence, but commited no crime.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

i consider it a challenge before all human race

that i'll never lose.
or something.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

and bad mistakes?

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

i've made a few.

i've had my share of sand kicked in my face.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

oh yeah,

sorry bout that.

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

it's ok,

i came through.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

Isn't it

Paul doing the cutting?

(j0nny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)

haha:

www.mslinux.org
hæhæhæ...

(

Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

i believe the term which you are looking for to be

"OMG LOLZ, THIS ROXORS!!!!!??!?!?!11111!!1"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

I think you need some zeroes in there somewhere.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

0|\/|G r0F|

1337...

watermelon it, I cant be arsed typing that shit out.

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

Top marks on the pipe and slashes use for the 'M'.

Bravo.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

thank you

Im entering into the "fucking up the english language" olympics this year

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

Well...

best of luck.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

hahaha

w00t!

(

Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

Have a luck

with the enterprising of that tasked.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)

*bursts out laughing*

*falls out of chair*
*recovers self possession*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

like this?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

huh. yeah.

only i think my hair is... well... cleaner than that.

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

ah,

but i was camping when that was taken.
and extremely drunk.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

*grants pardon*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

if anyone cares,

it was summer 2002,
and at the sand dunes where the name SirSandGoblin was come up with.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

do we want to know

what you were doing in those dunes that knighted you and rendered you goblin-like at the same time?

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

it is a long and boring story,

which few know and fewer care about.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

fair enough

fair enough.

*wonders*

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)

it looks very shiny and clean.

if i may say so.

*edit* - well shiny anyway

(

cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

i usually keep it very clean.

sometimes, though, there is just no time for hair-washing.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

exactly!

100 points!

(

Kaiser, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

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