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# bah... this didn't really work...

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# What were you
trying to do in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# *trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# do you know
I had a dream that my friend got a trombone for christmas! How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# did he blow it?
BLOW IT HARD?


dream interpretation is easy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# no
i just saw the case, his missus got a trumpet though.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Trombonists are cranberry.
I've known several, and they were all complete cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# fortunately
he doesn't have one so that's alright
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I used to trombone
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# what didn't work?

seems to have done the trick from where i'm sitting
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i think i disturbed myself...
when i realised i hadn't given him any ears... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# that's it!
i really didn't notice though. only that something was a bit off.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# it was quite odd...
i finished it before i realised...

really... how could i forget an elephant's ears?!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# an elephant never forgets...
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# i'm not an elephant...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# not really
but still a nice try.
Woo for effort, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# What
is it, that when you try it, you tend to incorrectly generate Elephants in Santa hats?

also
ps woo
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# it looks wierd without ears
but it's still great
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i saw the hat.. donwloading got slow... i loaded the shotgun
but i dont have to shoot innocent childern
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Hehe!
Woo to that.
(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# however i rather like these...

unshopped but mine... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Yay
for long exposure shots!



EDIT: Never even realised it was the 2.5 millionth post. I'm so proud, I'd like to thank the Academy...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Oh my god
2500000 posts already!!!!!
(Ssco, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Halfway to 3,000,000!!!
from 2,000,000 that is...

Woo Yay!!!
(Hobbes, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# wooooooooo!
post 2,500,000
it's one quarter
of a
hundredth of a
Blessed/
BILLION!!!!
/Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# ooh
get Mr 2.5 million.

shit celebration, by the way.




late edit: hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# go on edit it....
at least put a picture of the quo on it.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)
# well
that was worth while
HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)
# and no message from
future baz either
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Hmm.
I must have peaked too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Yay!








This message has been posted for posteriority!
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# does that mean
bottoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:11, archived)
# um, yay, I think
(1, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 18:50, archived)
# crikeh

i like them a lot

/sucker for photography
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# whould that be
shandwick place?
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# dang you
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# shandwick place? edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# .. seems to be a wee enclave, non?
.
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# oooh...
you're so close... head west :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# wee are picky!
...em..
Haymarket Streety Thing
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# morrison st
?
(i'bve not lived in edinburgh for 4 years so it's close enough)

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hehe...
building on the left is the end of atholl place...
building opposite is torphichen street...
/picky
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)
# man that is picky
who calls maitland place maitland place..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# that's me
going through the red light i think!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)
# best pics
of last night's Geminids shower I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# i like it!
i see what you mean though.
just the head and hat maybe.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)
# On the contrary,
Mr Hussein- this disguise should enable you to slip past the imperialist devils.

(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Just what she always wanted...


Have a Blessed Christmas

He's got a dirt halo. *sigh*
(Sirch is Chris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# dirtbox?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# HELLO!
I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# we have no viewer share
"what, less than 0.4%?"
"no, zero viewers."
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# that must surely have been more
than a coincidence, blessed on b3ta and monkey dust
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# someone commented
that the jihad kids last week looked like thor sonofodin's drawings...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# that might well have been me
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# apart from BRIAN BLESSED
the rest of it is getting a bit repetitive, maybe i'm just not in the mood...
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# the guy who makes his days up
was funny, especially the '24' pisstake, but i think they put it in to fill 3 minutes of the programme
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Did he ask for one for christmas ?
"dear santa, please can I have a dirt halo"

Is it a euphamism that I've missed somewhere ?

:¬)

(Woo for Brian in a box)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Blimey!
It's Saddam!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# That's what happened to Raymond.
.
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# pants.


but my brain needs to be exorcised of these thoughts occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# The power of Christ compells thee!
The power of Christ compells thee!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I will give you
my wooyay and then I'm off to bed.



Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# that looks like
J-Lo holding a Domo(bile).
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# stop that.

whatever you're doing...
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# *adjusts spectacles*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# "Yes dear, I can see exactly what it is . . . "


Hummus failing . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
*is arrested*
*is named and shamed in the daily mirror*
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# damn
b3tan

*wanks furiously anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# no more wank art fluffy art time

(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# get ahold of yourself!
oh wait....
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
#
*adjusts spectacles*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# surely
*adjusts moustache* would be more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Quite possibly.
I will take note.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# the
fury!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# the wanking!
it's all about the wanking!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# you obviously
don't know b3ta and b3tans very well
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# we're angry vegetables.
at least, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# behold
the angered turnip!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i feel i should comment here

but i won't
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
# and now for something completely different
Touch

MODEDIT: Please stop posting your pencil drawn wank fantasies.
(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)
# is her skin peeling?
she should have factor 60 on.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)
# what a marvellous
modedit
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)
# :(
i am being censored by the mods they dont like my wank art *cries*
(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)
# well you're not really being censored
just politely asked, really
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Thank your stars
it's the mods that are doing it.

If the rockers got hold of you....
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)
# We are the mods
We are the mods
We are we are
We are the mods
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
#
Borken keyboard - spi(l)t coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:12, archived)
# i'm sure they're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)
# mr mod
what rattled your cage this morning?

perhaps if you want us to be more fluffy, you should lighten up yourself
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I agree...
Since is it "wank fantasy" to draw a naked woman?

Hmm???

THat's shitty of you Mr./Mrs. MOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# i always considered pencil drawn images of naked women to be still life / life art


i think there isnt enough appreciation for people's physical talents (i.e. drawing) on here, you only ever seem to get praised if you watermelon around with photoshop.

c'mon guys/gals, isnt b3ta about being artistic, and different?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I've seen lots of people get praise
for their hand drawing and stuff.
And that person who used to do all those plastecine stop motion anims, he got loads and loads of praise, even though after about the 3rd one i got intensely bored with the same old thing of plastercine people getting hurt and bleeding.
/another rant
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Oh, we're with you greebo
it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yay mod!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)
# woo!
was the other one mod-deleted? i can't find it. i hope not, what the fuck is wrong with posting these? they're good!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)
# either the mods have taken a step further into fascism
or they're envious that they cant draw that well
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# or if scoopzilla is right,
then perhaps i've just been taken in by wuvverly breasts

that's what usually happens
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# maybe he edited it himsefl as a publicity stunt
... well it's possible... I'm no columbo you know.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# just one last
thing sir....
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
what...?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:43, archived)
# *adjusts spectacles*
I seem to reply to all of your posts with this...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Just looking at your profile...
could not a recent fp (august) of yours be pearoasted for the compo? Not that I want to encourage pearosting as I am a fruitarian. But it is a jolly good post all the same ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# twas i believe
but since you mention reposting for compo
www.b3ta.com/board/2482969
www.b3ta.com/board/2487372
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# *lips didn't even move*

;)

yes there was a series which resulted in us shouting 'POLLARD' in a frank butcher voice, and I shamelessly pearoasted the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I really dont see the point of them
firstly i very much doubt a repost would win the compo, so if that's the reason teh person is reposting the pic, dont see the point.
Secondly, the idea of the compos is to help inspire people to make new stuff.
/rant
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# but it's nice
to have an excuse to give your stuff another airing isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah, i'm a right bastard for reposting myself.
But i just dont like the reposting for the compos thing, not quite sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I think
it's nice too to have all the related posts in the same place... I often browse a compo to see what has been done. It'd be a shame to miss out ona related post - even though we agree it shouldn't be considered for the "prize"...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# No - it's not a rant
it's a fair point - but I just think that if you want genuinely new things for the compo - it would be handy to see what has been done before to avoid the (all too familiar) cry of "done before"...

just thinking. Didn't expect it to win anything in the compo etc. Didn;t expect some kind of Spanish...no... I think I'll leave that sentence unfinishe
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# If it's gonna bring out crys of "done before"
a repost wont stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# OK
enough with the ranting. go up top. fresh stuff there :P
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Wank it Wank HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I cann't even bloody see it.
ANd now I know you didn't draw that... different host.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Maybe they have multiple hosts though?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I cant see it either
and unless it's NSFW, then i dont really like this mod edit
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I agree with you
and I don't know who it is, but that's just plain rude.

It's probably his/her drawing, and I have no right to contend otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)
# i have 5 different host
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I love
BRIAN BLESSED THEATRE!
HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# you been watching monkey dust?
was BB always on there, never saw that bit before..
edit: of course if you weren't, that would sound like complete gibberish... ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# i watched it for the first time last week.
i couldn't believe it.


HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# He was never on
the last series. It's fast becoming my favorite part
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:49, archived)
# what time is it on?
I've completely missed this series...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i think
it was on at 11
We've only just got freeview so I'm trying to figure out when it's on
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# arse
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
hello mr MOD!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] suicide is painless

was the name of the song
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)
# haha!
my favoritest show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i really
hate that theme song
(DragonSkiz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)
# you're obviously thinking
of a different theme song...
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Looks like...
a church bell-ringers meeting gone wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)
# or just perfectly
depending on your view of church bells
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# and
M*A*S*H ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)
# or
mash
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# or
smash
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:48, archived)
# no that
is an image worth shopping!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I've seen it happen...
A stopper broke, the rope jerked FAST around the room, moving up and down by about 6' as it did so, threatening to pull anyone entangled in it through a brass-lined hole about 3" diameter. All accompanied by the desperate clanging of the bells.
Everyone else got their bells under control, someone grabbed the rope & steadied it.

quite interesting but no-one got hung.

(when in a belltower, everyone not ringing sits with their legs under the seat. No-one touches a rope unless they know where the bell is & are going to ring it. If you ever leave the tower with any bells up, you make sure they are clearly labelled!)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you
and your gung-ho tales of campanology you...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:50, archived)
# and to think
It only took them 12 years to choke to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Nicely done.
Evening all.

Just back from the pub. Just learned that one of my best mates is shagging my housemate's ex.

Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# what? right now?

cor
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)
# do you live in
hollyoaks?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Might as well do.
Of course, can't tell my housemate, just in case...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
#
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)
# heh.
i'd rather die than let anyone in that picture to emergency surgery on me.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I think the difference is
academic, either way choose your gravestone
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I don't recognise any of them...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)
# The TV prog was crap
the film was just like that picture...fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Due to Serious Cutbacks, the Weapon-X Project Took A Rather Strange Turn.
(Sorry for this, one of those things that's been stuck in my head for entirely too long...)

(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# you've had wolverine with celery for claws stuck in your head for too long?

seek help
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I Tried.
Nobody would take me.

Still, at least it gives him a healthy, nutritious snack to nibble on, better than chewing adamantium...
(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# At least he hasn't been thinking of
celery claws stuck in wolverine.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)
# har

good with salt
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Celerine!
storm has presumable turned into miss wet fart. Dr. Xavier into mr. slightly annoying headache - and cyclops into redeye man. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:32, archived)
# and magneto
is merely used for paperclip storage
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)
# nah
he's newton's cradle man
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Woo to that!


(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)
# up the garry glitter
or is it just my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Well, Woo Yay to your Woo Yay!


Oh, and point of note for Other People [tm], I'm not a 'he'.

RAAAAAAAAR.

(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:45, archived)
# More Wolverine.
..or else...
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] chomp rheaphost
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# purging
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Have you been purged recently?
Did it hurt?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i've no idea

i've slept a lot lately, anything could have happened
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hmmm....
how much for a hanging? i already know a guy who says he can do it for cheap.

i'm a comparative shopper.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# We are currently assessing the market
for custom ligature solutions
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)
# well it's nice to know you're a company that cares.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# If we hurt you, tell a friend
if we don't, tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ligature?
like æ and œ?
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# or maybe
a dipthong or two.

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)
#
ah yes - then you'll be wanting fi and fl
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Have you tried
www.cheaphangings.co.uk ? Very good prices, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)
# marvellous
and how nice to see you, you lurker.
How is Otto?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Hello, nice to see someone I remember!
I'm a piss poor poster these days.
Otto has just become a dad
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:34, archived)
# *squeals*

and my, what an entertaining little blog you have going on there, something for all the family - puppies and nudity, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Yes
I should have put a "mind my arse" notice on that.
ah well, hey-ho
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Yay!
It's the Munchausen-by-proxy squad!!!

or...

the MBPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# no whammies no whammies


edit ps: you're such a loverly audience,thanks for being more literate than our contestants. woo to vowels
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Italy!
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Italy
or Russia.

/pissed off wales football supporter
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# scotland!
och aye the noo
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Why
scotland?

(not that I mind ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:33, archived)
# the crankies
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# because
i'm a 'customer service advisor' in a royal bank of scotland call centre and believe that they should answer for their crimes the bunch of satan worshipping, money grabbing, granny raping fucks. if that means bombing scotland to make the point then, morally, i'm fine with that.
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:41, archived)
# and the
crankies.

russ abbott too.


oh wait he's....
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)
# woo
but that made me think, and at that time of night, thats not a pleasant experience
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:24, archived)
# switzerland.
cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:25, archived)
# why can we bomb new that soddom as on custady?
dont make sense!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# whi
con wa bumb niw thet suddim as on castidy


*edit* pissing in my mind eh?

(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Madagascar.
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
custardy....

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)
# canada?
we'd save a lot on air fare.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)
# arf

can I buy a vowel?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I think he's trying to get your attention ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Holy Ratshit on a Stick
That's...disturbing.
(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# It's warping
my brain.....
(roomproject, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)
# haha
I rather like that
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# keep your damn eyes still....
...Im trying to...

...stab them with a fork...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:23, archived)
# when my eyes do that
I know it's time to pull off the moterway for a cup of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Meh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# *cancels milk*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Nice shadow . . .
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Ooo
The Shadows showed up as well...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Milk
Quo-ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Similar
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)
# best place
for them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo..Suicide (classy)
Screwhead
(I helped save b3ta! Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Too good a pic
not to get a reply...

so here it is!

woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:27, archived)
# George Dubbya Peanuthead Thought His "Fair Trial" Was A Great Success.
(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# yatatadadadada dah dah dah dah
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# why are the
coconut shy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# because they
saw the lights flash?
clutching at straws
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Why Shy?
Because you can see their hairy nuts.

Apparently.
(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I'm proud
of my hairy nuts

did I just say that outloud?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# i dont think anyone noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I certainly
didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# thats probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ho ho
nice.

when did anybody in, say, Texas ever get a fair trial anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Good to see the Beeb doing their bit


next time I try to colourize an image remind me not to bother...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)
# i presume she
cooks with a gas oven?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Why does that set off my
"possible perverse comment" alarm?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# ermmm....
don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I may be getting a false positive from my medication.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# because you're twisted.
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# mark 4
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hang about a bit
are you trying to give us some culture?
How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Where
is papa monk these days?

/tangent

by the way: I'm slow tonight - could someone explain to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# google for
sylvia plath
I think I understand
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# thankee muchly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# both of ye.
me now understands
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Woo!
May I also request doom-laden poetry with Nigella Lawson?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# it's definitely
an improvement for sylvia in the nork department.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ooh
well done!

sad but
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

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