woo
and there are certainly some people round here who could do with a bit of de-stimulation, the mucky pups
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:30,
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well, you know....
....lewd thoughts and the like. Things they tell you not to think at Sunday School
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35,
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all i was told
was not to tell anyone about what they did to me in the back room.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37,
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egads!
you as well? I thought you epitomised all that was good and pure and fluffy...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39,
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Sunday School? Is that for schoolkids who set
their alarm clocks a day too early?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39,
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They
tell you not to think at Sunday School?
Is that how you can resist the manipulative religious dogma..?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39,
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Is that how you can resist the manipulative religious dogma..?
Ha.
was it you that went to Torquay recently? If so, was it as bad as expected? I only ask because I used to live there.
and I'm a nosy bastard
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33,
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and I'm a nosy bastard
we only stayed long enough
to have a pint.
seemed nice enough i suppose.
seasidey tackiness mainly.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35,
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seemed nice enough i suppose.
seasidey tackiness mainly.
no no no
make it die!
they are the most evil things I've ever seen
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29,
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they are the most evil things I've ever seen
more evil than otters?
i swear otters are the source of all evil.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32,
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Terry has got a new job that will get him closer to women
he baked a cake for his new workmates, but they threw his boots into the cement
and still Terry goes home to be alone
more Terry available in my profile
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27,
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and still Terry goes home to be alone
more Terry available in my profile
when is terry going to go postal and kill everyone?
i think that is imminent
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27,
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bednobs and broomsticks
... no ... hang on ... that was the other way around
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33,
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why the long face?
badum-tish
on a higher note, can anyone help me with making parts of layers on flash see-through? I can't seem to do it so I can only have one picture at once...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:23,
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badum-tish
on a higher note, can anyone help me with making parts of layers on flash see-through? I can't seem to do it so I can only have one picture at once...
select the thing you want transparent and use a lower alpha, like 50% or something...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:26,
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wouldnt help
its a border round t' edges, but the bit in the middle that was see-through in potatoshop has pulled a whitey
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28,
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make on pic of the middle
and one of the border. import both to Flash and place on desired location. then set the middle alpha to transparent
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32,
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this is the first time I've tried using flash
so that means nothing whatsoever.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37,
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you can
put a mask on a layer in flash. If you're dealing with graphics though it might be easier to just cut out the picture in photoshop and then save it as a gif/png with transparency
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28,
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Pardon me?
Unrelated, are FPs archived? I wanted to show a mate the polar bear nicking Beagle 2 in front of Spirit! Any pointers?
Cheers
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:20,
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Cheers
No, FPs aren't archived really..
shame.
Who did the picture? Anyone remember?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:21,
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Who did the picture? Anyone remember?
Hm
www.b3ta.com/board/629133
So we've had about 2 million posts in one year.
Not bad going.
What post number do you think will be at 20.30 on 6th jan 2005.
I don't even think this place will exist :)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32,
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So we've had about 2 million posts in one year.
Not bad going.
What post number do you think will be at 20.30 on 6th jan 2005.
I don't even think this place will exist :)
Posts (in top to bottom order) at 20:30 6th jan 2005
woo
and there are certainly some people round here who could do with a bit of de-stimulation, the mucky pups
(Down on the farm, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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put it in the
japs eye.
(Sir Sand Goblin says come to the Cardiff bash, February 7th, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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argho!
(mnb098mnb, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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brill
(mnb098mnb, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40,
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and there are certainly some people round here who could do with a bit of de-stimulation, the mucky pups
(Down on the farm, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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put it in the
japs eye.
(Sir Sand Goblin says come to the Cardiff bash, February 7th, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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argho!
(mnb098mnb, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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brill
(mnb098mnb, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
I searched
both beagle and spirit to no avail. Can't remember any text about it as I was laughing so much
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27,
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There've
been a hell of a lot of Beagle 2 posts, but he's obviously seen the one he's after, so that might help refine the search.
Edit: Ah.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28,
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Edit: Ah.
How
could I utilise the search function? I don't know who it was by, when or what it was called :(
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:25,
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unfortunately not
it's been on cal's to-do list for over 18 months, according to rob...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:22,
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the post
was by Chaotic illuminator, and will still be on his profile. hold on and I'll find it...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=Chaotic_Illuminator
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27,
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www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=Chaotic_Illuminator
Got it
thanks Barnsey. The name turned up in the search
www.chaotic.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mars.gif
Thanks everyone
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29,
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www.chaotic.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mars.gif
Thanks everyone
damn... got here too late to blow my own trumpet!
thanks for the appreciation though! And cheers Barnesy for remembering.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:31,
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Why don't you play with the 1000s of people
who are already there? ;)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:20,
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anybody want to purchase
an action figure of my great great great great great great great uncle?
excuse me, i've got all excited.
edit: damn i can't work out how many greats there should be to get the number of generations back.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14,
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excuse me, i've got all excited.
edit: damn i can't work out how many greats there should be to get the number of generations back.
eh?
not many bears to rassle in Wales, are there?
edit: well that'd be yer grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat uncle then...
..'morning!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16,
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edit: well that'd be yer grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat uncle then...
..'morning!
Given the average rate of cuckoldry in humans ...
anything more than three "great"s on the male side becomes decidely dubious.
\spoilsport
But I would quite like an action figure and 'coon hat.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:19,
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\spoilsport
But I would quite like an action figure and 'coon hat.
HELLO!
I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
and the rest of the cast are blown to tibet by the might of his vboice.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14,
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and the rest of the cast are blown to tibet by the might of his vboice.
Didnt someone do a pic of how the world was going to end
Useing Brian and a megaphone?
edit : AND SO IS MY WIFE
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14,
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edit : AND SO IS MY WIFE
Kittens make crap gameshow hosts
100% Fact
and i am crap at shopping kittens.....100% Fact
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:08,
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and i am crap at shopping kittens.....100% Fact
But have you considred that fact
That the Purple cow knows when to fly south for winter
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:10,
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no, i mean the nice soft pillars... you know, the things you put on yer bed
and rest your head on
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:07,
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that happened to me once...
i concluded that i had made s'mores
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09,
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might be...
but i'm c'nadian...
it's a camping thing... involves mashrmellows, graham crackers, and chocolate
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:12,
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it's a camping thing... involves mashrmellows, graham crackers, and chocolate
hehe, not to 'ffended i hope!
marshmallow & chocolate sounds tasty
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:15,
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well if i was offended what could i do?
send a moose to kill you?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16,
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yes, in a kayak, no less!
edit: found recipe here
well, i was interested
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:18,
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well, i was interested
those would be s'mores!
give them a try, they're quite yummy... in fact i think there is supposed to be a new s'mores chocolate bar coming out soon, i recall doing a survey test on it back in the summer, it was quite yummy
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:23,
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and then the building collapses
unless they're replaced with the stone ones.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:06,
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surely he can hop
or at least hobble along
or fall over slowly.
and how does he take off if he can't run?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:07,
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or at least hobble along
or fall over slowly.
and how does he take off if he can't run?
He's not a bloody
concorde you know, more the Harrier jumpjet of the feathered species
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11,
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my cat sat too close to the microwave
and now he speaks japanese
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:03,
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You see?
Radiation does cause super powers.
*goes off to find gamma bomb*
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:05,
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*goes off to find gamma bomb*
Don't care
I'm gonna resist with all my might.*
w/y/h
*Not very much might at all really.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00,
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w/y/h
*Not very much might at all really.
What
can you mean?
Is it not possible for someone to compliment someone else without some seedy ulterior motive?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16,
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Is it not possible for someone to compliment someone else without some seedy ulterior motive?
The search for life on Mars continues...
Click here for the large version
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50,
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Click here for the large version
what's this b3tanbackgrounds thing?
i have a few images that would be good backgrounds i think
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:53,
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here
www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com , misteralfie runs it. Just send him an e-mail, his contact's on the site.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56,
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why are the trees pink?
i dunno
now shut up and pass me the morphine
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56,
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now shut up and pass me the morphine
the new pics of the Mars landscape
look extremely like the Mars landscapes in old computer game "Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders"...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:55,
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damn good game though
I still have it, although it can be a bit temperamental about running on this machine and won't recognise my mouse...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00,
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Woo!
Laugh, laugh? I almost sneezed my eyeballs out :) Keep it up :D
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50,
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Probably something along the lines of
"I hope in the future people use the masculine pronoun to describe me, because I'm a bloke"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:47,
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didn't she just pretend to be a man
in order to get anywhere in the writing business?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:48,
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I wanted to call the house cat
Hesheorit, but was voted down so we called her Binx, which was lucky because a month later "her" balls dropped!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50,
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