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# .

c.r.a.p.p.why? because i had to
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# *Applause*
I like that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# pffft
well, it made me laugh!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:36, archived)
# no
you didn't have to

but i'm glad you did
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# "Deploy the Sticky Label Removal Device - make it so!"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# hey
i dont look like that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# HeHe
Nicely!

Woo Yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# woo
and there are certainly some people round here who could do with a bit of de-stimulation, the mucky pups
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# excuse me?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# well, you know....
....lewd thoughts and the like. Things they tell you not to think at Sunday School
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# all i was told
was not to tell anyone about what they did to me in the back room.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# sorry
:(
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# egads!
you as well? I thought you epitomised all that was good and pure and fluffy...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# it's you it is,
putting disgusting thoughts into our minds.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Sunday School? Is that for schoolkids who set
their alarm clocks a day too early?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# They
tell you not to think at Sunday School?

Is that how you can resist the manipulative religious dogma..?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# no, you do that by wanking
hard
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)
# My Karma ran over my dogma
\ I'll get me coat
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)
# woo
etc
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# all your base..
...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)
# um
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# put it in the
japs eye.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# *sniggering like loon*

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Ha.
was it you that went to Torquay recently? If so, was it as bad as expected? I only ask because I used to live there.

and I'm a nosy bastard
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# we only stayed long enough
to have a pint.
seemed nice enough i suppose.
seasidey tackiness mainly.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Sounds about right
(The tackyness)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)
#
The little one's all grown up now:
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# excuse the TJ,
but anyone for iSketch?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# bloody hell!
kill it!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# no no no
make it die!

they are the most evil things I've ever seen
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# more evil than otters?
i swear otters are the source of all evil.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# there's only one way to find out!
FIGHT!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# argho!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# very woo
*pulls on protective headgear*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Terry has got a new job that will get him closer to women
he baked a cake for his new workmates, but they threw his boots into the cement

and still Terry goes home to be alone

more Terry available in my profile
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# when is terry going to go postal and kill everyone?
i think that is imminent
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# a cartoon in real life
it's like roger rabbit all over again
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# mmm..
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# bednobs and broomsticks
... no ... hang on ... that was the other way around
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# top class.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# brill
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# why the long face?

badum-tish

on a higher note, can anyone help me with making parts of layers on flash see-through? I can't seem to do it so I can only have one picture at once...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# sand them down a bit.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Been wearing a headband?

Woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# squish the cheekbones
SQUISHLE THEM HARD!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# select the thing you want transparent and use a lower alpha, like 50% or something...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:26, archived)
# wouldnt help
its a border round t' edges, but the bit in the middle that was see-through in potatoshop has pulled a whitey
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# make on pic of the middle
and one of the border. import both to Flash and place on desired location. then set the middle alpha to transparent
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# this is the first time I've tried using flash
so that means nothing whatsoever.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# belm
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)
# you can
put a mask on a layer in flash. If you're dealing with graphics though it might be easier to just cut out the picture in photoshop and then save it as a gif/png with transparency
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# tis great help
now to make it move....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Flash works
best with PNG's and transparency btw :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Pardon me?
Unrelated, are FPs archived? I wanted to show a mate the polar bear nicking Beagle 2 in front of Spirit! Any pointers?
Cheers
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# No, FPs aren't archived really..
shame.
Who did the picture? Anyone remember?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Maybe try
B3ta +1 in about 12 months time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Hm
www.b3ta.com/board/629133

So we've had about 2 million posts in one year.
Not bad going.
What post number do you think will be at 20.30 on 6th jan 2005.

I don't even think this place will exist :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# I've already replied to it
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:34, archived)
# And I've replied to that post telling you
2006 won't happen ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:38, archived)
# The first M3tatweening was being made a year ago
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Posts (in top to bottom order) at 20:30 6th jan 2005
woo
and there are certainly some people round here who could do with a bit of de-stimulation, the mucky pups
(Down on the farm, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
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put it in the
japs eye.
(Sir Sand Goblin says come to the Cardiff bash, February 7th, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
------------------------------
argho!

(mnb098mnb, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30
-----------------------------
brill

(mnb098mnb, Tue 6 Jan, 20:30

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Nope
but there is a search function...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# True, but my money is there'd be far too many hits.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# I searched
both beagle and spirit to no avail. Can't remember any text about it as I was laughing so much
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# There've
been a hell of a lot of Beagle 2 posts, but he's obviously seen the one he's after, so that might help refine the search.

Edit: Ah.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# How
could I utilise the search function? I don't know who it was by, when or what it was called :(
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# unfortunately not
it's been on cal's to-do list for over 18 months, according to rob...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:26, archived)
# the post
was by Chaotic illuminator, and will still be on his profile. hold on and I'll find it...

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=Chaotic_Illuminator
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Got it
thanks Barnsey. The name turned up in the search
www.chaotic.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mars.gif

Thanks everyone
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# damn... got here too late to blow my own trumpet!
thanks for the appreciation though! And cheers Barnesy for remembering.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# purrr.....


cat-err-pill
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# moggydon?
woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# teehee
even
ning
all
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# why have u put
250 000 mg,

when clearly logic would demand 250g

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# .25 kg
or maybe .00000025 Mkg?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# wanker
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Isketch
Now!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Why don't you play with the 1000s of people
who are already there? ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# theres already a b3ta room
just informing you

miserable git :P
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# pah
fuddlesocks
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# they're all cunts.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# seconded
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# my puddycat wants you to

PLAY WITH IT!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# have u impaled ur cat
on a scratching post?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# PLAY WITH IT HARD!
RAAAAARR!

w/y/h
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# anybody want to purchase
an action figure of my great great great great great great great uncle?

excuse me, i've got all excited.

edit: damn i can't work out how many greats there should be to get the number of generations back.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# eh?
not many bears to rassle in Wales, are there?

edit: well that'd be yer grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat uncle then...

..'morning!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Anyone want one of these for their website?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# i would,
but i'm not allowed internet access.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# heh
well that's what you get with a muppet in charge.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Given the average rate of cuckoldry in humans ...
anything more than three "great"s on the male side becomes decidely dubious.
\spoilsport

But I would quite like an action figure and 'coon hat.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# I want a
"Kung Fu Jesus"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# got my brother an
action einstein for christmas.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# coon hat you say...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# would that be too niggardly?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# flashsmash
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# FLASH!
AHHHH
Savior of the universe
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# come to kill
every one of us...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# GORDANS ALIVE
HAWKEMEN

DIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# HELLO!
I'M BRIAN BLESSED!


and the rest of the cast are blown to tibet by the might of his vboice.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Didnt someone do a pic of how the world was going to end
Useing Brian and a megaphone?

edit : AND SO IS MY WIFE
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# eep!
it's going to kill me!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Kittens make crap gameshow hosts
100% Fact

and i am crap at shopping kittens.....100% Fact
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# armadillos love loganberry jelly
100% fact
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# But have you considred that fact
That the Purple cow knows when to fly south for winter
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# edward woodward
once said 'I have no girl pants."


100% of FACT!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# 75% of FACT
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# he he he
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Snigger
chortle
titter
etc
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# this is so not funny
it made me laugh
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
#



doffs cap
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# hahah
me likes that!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# nice pillars...
i usually sleep with 2 pillars
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# you do?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# yeah under my head
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# ohhhh
you're a giver
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# no, i mean the nice soft pillars... you know, the things you put on yer bed
and rest your head on
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# bite the piller
!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# then i might get feathers in my mouth
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# then you would be
"down in the mouth!"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# true.
i might have to get a mouthtrap then
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# ...and when i woke up,
my giant marshmallow was missing...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# that happened to me once...
i concluded that i had made s'mores
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# is that an 'merican thing?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# might be...
but i'm c'nadian...

it's a camping thing... involves mashrmellows, graham crackers, and chocolate
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# hehe, not to 'ffended i hope!
marshmallow & chocolate sounds tasty
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# well if i was offended what could i do?
send a moose to kill you?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# yes, in a kayak, no less!
edit: found recipe here
well, i was interested
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# those would be s'mores!
give them a try, they're quite yummy... in fact i think there is supposed to be a new s'mores chocolate bar coming out soon, i recall doing a survey test on it back in the summer, it was quite yummy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
such silliness.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# argh they're monsters
the butterflys must be huge
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# and then the building collapses
unless they're replaced with the stone ones.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# It's just as well he can fly
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# is it real?
where's the shark and the bridge?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# in fact
quite a strange looking helicoptor
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# nah it looks fine to me...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# why?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Well
he aint walking far
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# surely he can hop


or at least hobble along

or fall over slowly.

and how does he take off if he can't run?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# He's not a bloody
concorde you know, more the Harrier jumpjet of the feathered species
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# does he have any snakes
to go with that ladder?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# I believe
he has just eaten
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# resistance is futile
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# awww how cute!
can i eat it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# aaaargh
!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Meeep!
*runs*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Christ on a bike
that is truly hideous
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# my cat sat too close to the microwave
and now he speaks japanese
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# You see?
Radiation does cause super powers.
*goes off to find gamma bomb*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# NYAAAAAAAAAARG!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# i bet that
has a cacophonous meow..
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Don't care
I'm gonna resist with all my might.*

w/y/h

*Not very much might at all really.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# evening
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# cute
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# yes you are.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# thankyou!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# he after something
they all are
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# What
can you mean?

Is it not possible for someone to compliment someone else without some seedy ulterior motive?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# any time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# yay!
that's actually something awesome.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# fabbo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# woo
nice!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# The search for life on Mars continues...


Click here for the large version
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# wooya!
send it to b3tanbackgrounds!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# what's this b3tanbackgrounds thing?
i have a few images that would be good backgrounds i think
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# i have this on there
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# ooooh
nice.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# here
www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com , misteralfie runs it. Just send him an e-mail, his contact's on the site.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Oooh..
Never seen b3tanbackgrounds before..

Looks cool. :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# momy?
why is the sky brown?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# why are the trees pink?
i dunno

now shut up and pass me the morphine
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# haah
needs a hawking
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# the new pics of the Mars landscape
look extremely like the Mars landscapes in old computer game "Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders"...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Blimey.
Retro.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# damn good game though
I still have it, although it can be a bit temperamental about running on this machine and won't recognise my mouse...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Looks like Texas.
No intelligent life anywhere.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# The Animated Adventures of Tony Blair
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# woo!
it's 2DTV-tastic !
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# fair enough
:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Woo!
Laugh, laugh? I almost sneezed my eyeballs out :) Keep it up :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# tony and john,
tony and john, lalalalalaaaa.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Malice

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# in wonderland?
woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# What the hell was
Lewis thinking when she wrote that?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# she?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# little girls
and laudunum mostly
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Probably something along the lines of
"I hope in the future people use the masculine pronoun to describe me, because I'm a bloke"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# didn't she just pretend to be a man
in order to get anywhere in the writing business?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# no
he was a vicar wasn't he?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# oh yeh.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# I wanted to call the house cat
Hesheorit, but was voted down so we called her Binx, which was lucky because a month later "her" balls dropped!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Piss
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:51, archived)
# yeaheeeeeah yeah



/jam
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# hee hee
nicely done!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# For who ever said cattapillars...
...shit, i know, but...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# woo
caterpillars!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)

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