You know what would be awfully nice
Is a Top | link to the right of "Post a New Message" that just goes to www.b3ta.com/board/
so you can clear your #xyz anchor after posting, or just to jump back after going back into older messages
??
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:04,
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so you can clear your #xyz anchor after posting, or just to jump back after going back into older messages
??
that shocked me first time i saw it
having not known they were doing a weeble advert, or indeed WHY they chose that style for the horror that is anchor butter
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11,
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prolly because
it has a following on trendy youth type places on the interweb init? (yo)
I still haven't actually seen it :(
i deprived myself of tv for the last 8 moths or so. and the online thingy of it wouldn't work on my leen0x.
still, i've seen a screenshot, and heard a bit... GAH!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:14,
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I still haven't actually seen it :(
i deprived myself of tv for the last 8 moths or so. and the online thingy of it wouldn't work on my leen0x.
still, i've seen a screenshot, and heard a bit... GAH!
It's quite good, really
Although I wouldn't bother ruining your moths about it.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18,
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Or you could just waste a thread
That'll set the anchor right to the very top of the board.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:05,
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I use a scroll wheel
Honestly I have no idea what we're all talking about
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:09,
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the annoying thing
is when you start to see a new animation play, then the browser catches up and jumps to the anchor tag for your last post. Something to give me the choice to override that would work well - I reckon it's more frequent for me to want to see the top of the baord after posting than it is for me to want to see my last post
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10,
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i rather like seeing my last post
because sometimes it's fun to see what people respond with
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16,
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page up only moves up a page though...
Home takes you to the top of the page...
i do also use the scroll wheel and the button above and below my scroll wheel which is the same as page up and page down... but Home is just easier
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15,
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i do also use the scroll wheel and the button above and below my scroll wheel which is the same as page up and page down... but Home is just easier
they're great
for moving up and down the page, but they don't stop the board wanting to move to your last post whenever you refresh, because of the #2586482 bit on the end of the URL.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17,
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You should try the mice we've got in work
They have a scroll nipple. You can either move the page painfully slowly, or they'll take you from one end of the board to the other in the blink of an eye.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22,
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i had one of those...
a few years back... then i got the MS Intellimouse Explorer and loved that... and now i have the Logitech Cordless MX700 mouse. it's wonderful! there's even a taskswitch button that allows me to switch between open apps with one button!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40,
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but
if you don't delete the anchor from the url then next time you f5 you'll get teleported again, instead of keeping your place on the page.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:09,
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Kind of a good idea
Although i've never had any real problems. If you don't like it that much, post in a new window, then when you are done just close the new window and refresh the board page.
Just alogical suggestion
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:07,
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Just a
that would be good
as would be something that make me impervious to pain and is resonably priced
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10,
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Dear Jim,
Please, please, please, please, please, can you fix it for my Nan to lick the Prime Minister?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:05,
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i was just trying to read the post above
but i couldn't, the prospect of an old women licking tony-tone's nose with just too distracting...
LESS OF THIS SORT OF THING!
picComment( woo, yay );
:)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:07,
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LESS OF THIS SORT OF THING!
picComment( woo, yay );
:)
Crikey
That's rather scary.
TJ: I found this rather scary looking picture on my camera, and I have no idea when or by whom it was taken (I'm afraid I was very very drunk). Feel free to arse about with it.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:09,
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TJ: I found this rather scary looking picture on my camera, and I have no idea when or by whom it was taken (I'm afraid I was very very drunk). Feel free to arse about with it.
fishy
hello. my last name is salmon. now who can make the funniest piccyture/animation or woteva taking the piss? get ready.....go go go
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:58,
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What? Does it not work any longer?
Silly chicken.
Fuck.
Cunt.
Wanker.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:00,
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Fuck.
Cunt.
Wanker.
It's been turned off.
It's a good opportunity for us to show how well we can behave ourselves.
Well, kind of.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:01,
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Well, kind of.
well it could be a nice idea, anyway
but yes, there's a lot of comedy in it too.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:08,
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the post from rob
confirming the change got a reply containing the word "watermelon"*. He had to check if the reply was intentional.
*may have been another filter substitution.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:09,
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*may have been another filter substitution.
i don't think that your post
is going to go down very well...
I'd advise reading the FAQ and hanging around a bit first :)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:59,
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I'd advise reading the FAQ and hanging around a bit first :)
a duck is all you're getting from me
make your own fishy pictures...who do you think us lot are, your fishy-surname picture making bitches? Read the FAQ, shop a kitten and then you'll never leave :)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:01,
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make your own fishy pictures...who do you think us lot are, your fishy-surname picture making bitches? Read the FAQ, shop a kitten and then you'll never leave :)
tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Revenge is sweet. Have a Woo
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:04,
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So am I right in thinking that this:
is an historically accurate likeness?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:57,
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is an historically accurate likeness?
Of course he is.
Now he can affect the life of Donny Osmond using dark and eldritch magicks.
"Dance for your Sand Goblin master, Osmond! Bwaaa-ha-ha!"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:03,
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"Dance for your Sand Goblin master, Osmond! Bwaaa-ha-ha!"
My god!
how long has Cardiff been in England? Has the invasion begun?
/dons tin hat
pedantry aside, that's a brilliant picture
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:03,
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/dons tin hat
pedantry aside, that's a brilliant picture
Cardiff, England
That has amused me muchly. Mind you, it's East of Port Talbot, so therefore it is pretty much England, really.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:03,
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
and Cardiff is actually in England.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:06,
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The entirety of Wales is in England.
We just let them think otherwise. It's how all conquerings should work.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11,
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Anybody wanna hear my
Chump Man Bear song?? Please??
HERE
It's a bit big (1.1Mb); can't get Cakewalk to make it any smaller :(
/edit: this is the remix. Thanks for the comment, Fassit.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:54,
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HERE
It's a bit big (1.1Mb); can't get Cakewalk to make it any smaller :(
/edit: this is the remix. Thanks for the comment, Fassit.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:57,
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very nice!
but you need to up the vocals in the mix, very hard to make out
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:57,
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Thought so too. And the panning's skewed a bit too.
Remix on its way to the same file. In the meantime, here's the lyric:
He's a bear of many faces
He's a master of disguise
He's get the teeth, he's got the nose
he's got the staring eyes
He's a Chump Man Bear of cunning
He's a Chump Man Bear of sin
He's the best germanic anthropod
on this side of Berlin
He don't live in the city
He don't live in the zoo
We all love you Chump Man Bear
we know you love us too
Oh Chump Man Bear, Chump Man Bear
stay for ever more
we don't know what we'd do
if our Chump Man Bear was no more
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:59,
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He's a bear of many faces
He's a master of disguise
He's get the teeth, he's got the nose
he's got the staring eyes
He's a Chump Man Bear of cunning
He's a Chump Man Bear of sin
He's the best germanic anthropod
on this side of Berlin
He don't live in the city
He don't live in the zoo
We all love you Chump Man Bear
we know you love us too
Oh Chump Man Bear, Chump Man Bear
stay for ever more
we don't know what we'd do
if our Chump Man Bear was no more
aha!
thats probably why i thought it, subtle littlest hoboness!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15,
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Link away
you're welcome.
Thanks to all for your loverly comments; I'm quite choked...!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24,
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Thanks to all for your loverly comments; I'm quite choked...!
Phew...
After a tiring first day of B3taing, and still recovering from the cold sustained on Saturday (Thank you very much St. Andrews electricians) i'm off to bed.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:51,
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After a tiring first day of B3taing, and still recovering from the cold sustained on Saturday (Thank you very much St. Andrews electricians) i'm off to bed.
as the sun sets on your first day
the bastard moon of addiction rises on yet another night of mine
Evening all
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:54,
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Evening all
An old senile superhero for you ungrateful wretches. You don't fucking deserve him.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:51,
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ForgetsWhoAndWhereHeIsMan?
Rubbing giant synapses with no trousers on
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:53,
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that's charming
but also, inexplicably, sordid. A marvellous achievement! woo yay houpla!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:51,
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possibly...
but i'm canadian and not 100% used to the brit-slang....
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:52,
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its not brit slang
its b3ta slang!
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=M
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:54,
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www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=M
that too.
i've been on the board for almsot a year adn lurked longer than that and there are still some terms that i don't quite understand and fear that if i do understand them i will start using them in everyday speech and be shunned and caged as a freak...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:56,
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The paddling of the swollen ass
it's much like the Wreck of the Hespherus
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:05,
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hahahah
well its not unknown for b3tans to use these terms in real life "mind piss" is like "jinx" when you say/type the same thing a nearly the same time
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:59,
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i've already been caught saying such absurdities as
Woo Yay Houpla! in real life and people look at me strangely... although i suspect it's not entirely because of what i said...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:01,
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something and thingy and
newly born kittens, those are a few of my thingamy things
thats the same musical isnt it?
/fool
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:53,
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thats the same musical isnt it?
/fool
TJ:What server do you use to upload pictures, I'm
bored of angelfire and I keep violiting their terms of service or some bullshit like that
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:53,
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when will they realise
that french isn't reffering to where they come from, but how they are cooked.
they are "frenched", thus, frenched fries, or french fries, or just fries, depending how well you know them.
they were actually invented in belgium.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:51,
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they are "frenched", thus, frenched fries, or french fries, or just fries, depending how well you know them.
they were actually invented in belgium.
THANK YOU
finally someone realizes this...if only all americans would realixe the stupidity, french fries ARENT french
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:54,
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lol
that'd be vandals but w00 anyhow. The fries don't look too free do they? all cooped up in there... XD
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:51,
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Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh
Run for the Hill's.
Mr. & Mrs Hill have a cellar you can hide in.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:48,
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Mr. & Mrs Hill have a cellar you can hide in.
hey kids
haven't been on in a while because i fell off my horse and... lets just say that my lip broke my fall and i got 10 stitches lol. i love tylenol! *fall over* w00...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:36,
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im too stoned on tylenol to understand that,
but bite me anyhoo
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:39,
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I think that could well be
enormously amusing. Yay for horse accidents!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:39,
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ride it hard
now ride it soft..alittle bit softer softer...now harder harder HARDER !!! Ohh Ohh OHHHHHHHHH OMG WTF BBQ.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:47,
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haha woo!
i hear ther bringing our a 1gig version for cheap, like £70 or something, anyone know more information?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:38,
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ooh
how handy, I might have to get myself one of those if they are cheap enough
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:44,
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they can keep the orignal size for all i care
if they could just do a lower capacity one!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:49,
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yeh that goes without saying :)
1,000 capacity for $299
or (somethin like) 3,000 for $299....
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:52,
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or (somethin like) 3,000 for $299....
actually i think the mini ipod is like 4gb
go to apple.com and watch the jobs keynote from today
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:38,
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You'll want the iPod Mini
however they are so last afternoon yaknow
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:39,
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is it
a meMePod? Woo, that would be great
TJ: Is there a list of all the previous icons somewhere with dates and things?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:40,
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TJ: Is there a list of all the previous icons somewhere with dates and things?
Alas, I didn't realise until I had finished
just how shite this is
I just took another batch of drunken photo's off of my camera, so I'm afraid more like this may follow...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:35,
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I just took another batch of drunken photo's off of my camera, so I'm afraid more like this may follow...
I think it is true y'know
I've heard it from another source...possibly a history teacher...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:39,
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HEY
Im american, shut your trap!
Nice idea though, thatll get a large boost in sales for the dough boy
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:35,
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Nice idea though, thatll get a large boost in sales for the dough boy
Hell NO!
dumb americans are the ones that called french fries freedom fries....fucking shitheads
FRANCE SUCKS :P j/k
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:38,
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FRANCE SUCKS :P j/k
god bless the weak dollar
the exchange rate is about 1.82 at the mo. Buy tech in dollars kids.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:35,
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I want
one of these in dollars www.apple.com/ipodmini/ - they'll probably be stupid expensive over here and I want one noooooooow!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:39,
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Damn you!
My involuntary "pffft" has given away my secret browsing.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:40,
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according to an unknown source connected with today's daily mail
all americans are gay
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:37,
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the whole lot of them?
280 MILLION PEOPLE!?!?!?
SWARMING IN A SEA OF GAYNESS?!?!?!
how rare!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:41,
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SWARMING IN A SEA OF GAYNESS?!?!?!
how rare!
and
Tony Blair
;p
..except he's not dumb, which is probably worse.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:41,
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;p
..except he's not dumb, which is probably worse.
I don't know any Brit
who considers Kelly Osbourne a Brit... probably because at every opportunity she says what a bunch of twuntmonkeys we all are
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:42,
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Personally, I don't think much of this new-fangled "technology"...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:32,
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shit, lol forgot url. my bad
lets see if this works, else i might be a lil red in the face
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30,
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lets see if this works, else i might be a lil red in the face
the edit link is your friend oh new one
edit: lovely first pic, read the faq and welcome
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:30,
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I'll be honest, that is totally hatstand
welcome...you'll never leave. You are free to, but we will be asking for reasons
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:32,
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my first post
i got bored and decided instead of being just a fan of the site i would try being a member.
made this fish monkey a while ago, is it anygood?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:29,
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made this fish monkey a while ago, is it anygood?
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
first thing that made me laugh out loud in days.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:31,
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welcome to the board.
i don't think you've posted it correctly, though.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:31,
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Yes, yes, yes...
you're flirting, and I appreciate that, but I'd prefer adoring praise for my masterful pic.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:40,
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