
Appear I don't need to now. Well done.
ps. you forgot his beard.
[edit: nice beardage!]
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[edit: nice beardage!]

But this thread starts with a picture.
*dons cliquey coat*
And I've only just arrived. Scrolling down is too much effort.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:14,
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*dons cliquey coat*
And I've only just arrived. Scrolling down is too much effort.

when I just saw the news - shows I spend far too much time on here!
Woo to you for your speedy execution (pardon the pun).
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:17,
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Woo to you for your speedy execution (pardon the pun).

great smoking action there, makes me want a ciggie, very woo!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54,
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Off to see friend in Montreal for two weeks
*gloats*
Oh, but the weather foirecast is for -25 (without the wind chill factor) :-(
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:02,
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*gloats*
Oh, but the weather foirecast is for -25 (without the wind chill factor) :-(

And since your lucky friend there will have gone through a name change by that time, this little exchange will make no sense. Or something.
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but our mate Harold Shipman has been found hanging by the neck in his cell.
everybody...........REPOST!!!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:51,
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everybody...........REPOST!!!

it'll be Shipman day today....
i'm glad i'll be out for most of it.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:53,
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i'm glad i'll be out for most of it.

I was in Wakefield last night on a bit of a pub crawl, and I can't remember a thing.
Do you think....surely not...?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:55,
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Do you think....surely not...?

yep it was you! i'd go to the police now, if i were you :o)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:56,
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...there's been a bit of an accident, a misunderstanding......
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59,
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Shop Shipman and get a one-way ticket to Hell absolutely free!
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*runs off to bbc.co.uk*
edit: they don't seem to know about it yet
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54,
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edit: they don't seem to know about it yet

And the sport headlines mention somthing about China's dong which is amusing.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:57,
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he doesn't seem like the sort to hang himself... ,y guess is someone gave him a hand
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59,
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when a kindly warden kicked the chair from under him
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:02,
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he seemed the sort that would murder countless old ladies either.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:03,
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but somehow i'd have seen him more as the sort to refuse to admit he was guilty
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:05,
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that on the same page as "Dong" being signed, "Butt" wants to leave. Someone at the Beeb is doing my work for me.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08,
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whenever I hear breaking news on the telly, the first place I look is here - instead of a news site.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:04,
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is a lot more entertaining and still manages to get the facts across - the wrong facts mind, but facts none the less.
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And g'night to you.
Pfft, whole day ahead of me and I really don;t feel like working...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:39,
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Pfft, whole day ahead of me and I really don;t feel like working...

and the prospect of not hitting targets doesn't seem to be doing anything to motivate me.
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only to find a god awful smell, and a dead mouse inside.
I have no sympathy for the wannabe gyppo*
*this may in fact be a downright lie, and will in fact teach her to go and buy the cheap alcohol for me where i can't face going near the shithole
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I have no sympathy for the wannabe gyppo*
*this may in fact be a downright lie, and will in fact teach her to go and buy the cheap alcohol for me where i can't face going near the shithole

is there anybody out there?
just nod if you can hear me.
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just nod if you can hear me.

I'm here. No hummous though...
(heeeeeere, hummous, hummous, hummous...)
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:00,
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(heeeeeere, hummous, hummous, hummous...)

picture of prince charles riding a bmx
i only have him skiing
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:03,
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i only have him skiing

At work and hating it, too early for thinking...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:01,
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till half nine so the board and 4rthur links page will occupy me
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:01,
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even though I am supposed be doing constructive banky type things...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:03,
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A spiffing idea sir! Can I tempt you with a sex dwarf of your own for coming up the idea?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:13,
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see, i know feck all about this type of stuff. I only really made teh bloody thing to see if i could, more than anything.
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You should get the name of a lawyer and have him/her advise you.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:57,
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But for some reason the idea of getting a lawyer in and stuff worries me. Maybe it's the fact i'd be paying them money.
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of lawyers if you're going to be successful in anything. It's the best money you'll ever spend if the thing ends up going Scooby Doo.
edit: you're in London?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:01,
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edit: you're in London?

and have experience in working on animation for TV (recently S4C in wales) email me and I'll let you know what I know. Which is not a HUGE amount but might help you.
paul at paulfarrer dot com
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:16,
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paul at paulfarrer dot com

It sounds all really heavy and stuff. Especially when you're a gamine young artiste who just wants to do groovy things.
Definitely maybe get onto Mr Rathergood; also perhaps a quick visit to something like a Citizens' Advice Bureau will do wonders. Or sometimes you can arrange for a free preliminary visit to a lawyer type? Good ones actually know the law...
Another option that's less violent might be talk to senior lecturer types at Uni / design schools. They like to bang on and protect the yoof. Helped me a treat this one time...
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Definitely maybe get onto Mr Rathergood; also perhaps a quick visit to something like a Citizens' Advice Bureau will do wonders. Or sometimes you can arrange for a free preliminary visit to a lawyer type? Good ones actually know the law...
Another option that's less violent might be talk to senior lecturer types at Uni / design schools. They like to bang on and protect the yoof. Helped me a treat this one time...

Money is my worst subject. But someone around here ought to know.
I think Tart Monkey works in the industry, and of course Joel from Rathergood, and weebl.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:55,
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I think Tart Monkey works in the industry, and of course Joel from Rathergood, and weebl.

That's a toughie. Are they professional, or just a berk? Be veeerrry careful. You could end up doing the donkey work for a few dollars an hour, while someone nicks off with Stick Figure Mania and becomes Trey Parker II.
Call a lawyer. I hear they have some spare in the U.S.
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Call a lawyer. I hear they have some spare in the U.S.

If you can't trust an american lawyer - who can you trust?
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or can we give you advice on anything we choose?
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I have no idea what that means but it's either very good or very bad
rayon is omething I shall be wary of
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rayon is omething I shall be wary of

but only because laundry's such a bitch
sick figure ninja? necessitas un medico?
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sick figure ninja? necessitas un medico?

and a good lawyer should get you through this
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But I mentioned the alligator/head thing because I just downloaded the video of a bloke doing just that.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:56,
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It makes a horrible noise. And the universe implodes.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:49,
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don't put small pebbles in your Axolotl's tank. It will eat them and get constipated.
(which is difficult to cure)
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(which is difficult to cure)

or just knowlege of them and their stone eating habits?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:28,
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before you go, do you think i could have my heart back?
I'm having a bit of trouble pumping blood through my body, that's all.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:50,
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I'm having a bit of trouble pumping blood through my body, that's all.

I had it all tucked away in tin foil in my fridge...
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:51,
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sorry about that.
you can have both my feet instead if you like.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:53,
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you can have both my feet instead if you like.

night night too. no fancy picture sorry. :(
oh wait, what about this:

sleep well, all.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:57,
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oh wait, what about this:

sleep well, all.


trying to liven up the board *hopes for success*
S.

Here's an idea for liven up the board: Online Eye Spy!
I have no idea how it'd work though, you can figure that out for yourselves.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:26,
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I have no idea how it'd work though, you can figure that out for yourselves.

how bout fetch.
123... go fetch a ... um... er, a bandwagon? any other ideas?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:28,
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123... go fetch a ... um... er, a bandwagon? any other ideas?

which contains a picture of Bill Gates playing a banjo wins my heart.
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keep your heart though, I just wanted to see this for myself
edit: and he's singing, see? :)

where should I keep it? mantle? curio cabinet?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:40,
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you can have second prize though.
My liver.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:45,
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My liver.

how to make the damn things move in image ready. so confusing!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:50,
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it'll be the number at the end of the profile url
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:32,
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But I am American and I work for a radio station. Any of you radio djs?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:58,
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nothing shady, I'm just compiling a list for b3tan bashes and things
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:03,
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far, far beneath the surface of the earth.
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that explains it...but don't let me catch you at it again
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this side of the world, don't you think?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:07,
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I think there was one in Southern CA last year sometime
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and a b3tan by the name of dogsbollocks has set up an online Amerib3tan database
but I can't find the url right now
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:11,
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but I can't find the url right now

in my own imaginary radio station, the plays pixie music to the fairy kingdom.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:00,
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on the radio. that would be fun.
i also live in the US, though i wouldn't go so far as to call myself an American.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:01,
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i also live in the US, though i wouldn't go so far as to call myself an American.

now that I've desecrated the board with reposts, it must be time to slip silently out the back door.
catch yous tomorrow...!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:06,
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catch yous tomorrow...!

ye scurvy swabs, get below decks or I'll keelhaul the lot of you!
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pillaging villages and raping innocent bystanders.
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My boyfriend and I took this picture somewhere in Western Maryland (er, without the cat). We were lost, but it was worth it.

I walked 15 miles with no shoes on for a goat, and now you tell me there isn't one?
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about depression and an episode in my life which was quite important to me. It took me a good half hour.
Then a pop up arrived, I clicked to get rid of it, and accidentally closed the window which had this story in. I may kill myself.
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Then a pop up arrived, I clicked to get rid of it, and accidentally closed the window which had this story in. I may kill myself.

properly described my feelings.
possibly about anything ever.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:46,
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possibly about anything ever.

maybe you can outline what you wrote and then fill in the gaps?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:47,
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you're a whole separate person, and what you think matters
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it's just, i can either start writing or i can't, and if that means typing in this message box or writing on a scrap of paper while sat on the toilet, then that's where it's written. I have trouble actually deliberately starting something. And now i'm in no mood to write anything creative.
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Found this website many months ago, lost track of it and found it again after Memepool listed you guys.
Here's what I came up with after batting the idea around in my head for a while. I finally decided to commit it to electrons.

Edit: How stupid of me! I forgot the most important thing - the Nuclear warning sign :-X
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Here's what I came up with after batting the idea around in my head for a while. I finally decided to commit it to electrons.

Edit: How stupid of me! I forgot the most important thing - the Nuclear warning sign :-X

great first post, welcome aboard, pull up a kitten, etc
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I frown on that sort of thing
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:54,
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That does look fun... If I knew what was going on
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:27,
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tortures dog.
ya wouldn't read about it..
I've not seen you on the board before - where in Aotearoa are you lurking?
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29,
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ya wouldn't read about it..
I've not seen you on the board before - where in Aotearoa are you lurking?

I've been here quite awhile. Didn't go to the B3ta bash recently though and I'm usually a B3tan by-night.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:43,
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same..
'cept I b3ta during the day at work, furtive-stylee..
haven't had an NZ bash for ages!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:46,
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'cept I b3ta during the day at work, furtive-stylee..
haven't had an NZ bash for ages!

and this happened, thought it looked pretty /geek

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for the first time in a while* I'm completely clueless
*about two minutes
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:24,
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*about two minutes

when your scrote becomes too magnetic.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:25,
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lots of *fine* sandpaper to make the surface smoother and flatter so with makes better contact with the cpu, reducing temps
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was to see if there was a reason for 3 dictators and a rabbit that I was too dumb to work out on my own.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:05,
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and it was a random thing my friend said, so i was making his wish come true
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:06,
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let's see the scene in a few minute's once the strip poker has begun, and observe what dictator (or Bunny) ends up with what.
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about all of the above persons (yes, the easter-bunny too) living on cuba?
tho elvis shoulda been there too...
nvm, just an idea I one had (they're all on cuba I tell you!!!)
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tho elvis shoulda been there too...
nvm, just an idea I one had (they're all on cuba I tell you!!!)

what do they need such good eyesight for any way?
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looks menacing
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and his friend, zombie orange
I had an idea for a series, but after doing these two, I think they'll be the last of their kind...

So I'm feeling vibrant at this time. I don't want to make a picture, though.
Oh yeah, and the zombie...get it away
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:48,
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Oh yeah, and the zombie...get it away

When fruit goes bad...beyond the bruising. Tonight on Fox!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59,
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he can join their army of other zombified fruits and vegetables
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Must be on account of their lack of agility, balance, and ability to walk...

To the offices of General Mills cereal,
Hello and good day, I am a regular consumer of your fine breakfast cereals such as Trix, Lucky Charms, and many other delightful General Mills foods. For about fifteen years now I have promised myself to eat at least one bowl of cereal per month, and I can happily say I am a healthier, leaner me because of it.
However, in recent times I have become worried about something, and I have started to avoid one of your finest confections...specifically Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You see, by a strange fluke of tradition I was given the birthname Simon Toast Crunch. (Yes, that is my real name in all honesty). I have been afraid, however, to sign it as my name for fear of copyright infringement against your establishment. Currently I am using the pseudonym Wallace Hobthrot, but I would like to be able to call myself by my legal name again. My sister says my assumed name makes me sound like some sort of Hobbit! But I haven't got hairy feet (well, maybe a little).
I would most appreciate your opinion on this matter.
Sincerely yours,
-To be decided-
P.S. I have never met General Mills, what war did he fight in?

that is brilliant!
you should have also asked if General Mills fought along side General Motors
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:33,
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you should have also asked if General Mills fought along side General Motors

ummm,
i'll think of somethign witty in a moment
hmmm,
Captain Cock!
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:39,
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i'll think of somethign witty in a moment
hmmm,
Captain Cock!

it sounds like you have either already read this, or you would like it.
www.asofterworld.com/oqindex.html
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:45,
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www.asofterworld.com/oqindex.html

I live right next to a town/village called Belmont just south of London, in answer to your question.
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Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:56,
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I always thought it was just a combination of belfast and montville, but that seemed strangely silly for a town founded a few hundred years ago. Maine does have clever names like "the presumpscot river" and "cat mousam road".
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