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Been up all night.. apologies for the quick'n'dirty mash

(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)

he seems quite happy

the cunt

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)

i feel so proud

my first topical paintmash

(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)

Was going to threadjack and break the news to everyone.

Appear I don't need to now. Well done.

~~ps. you forgot his beard.~~
[edit: nice beardage!]

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)

look 2 threads down

5olly got here first

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)

I know.

But this thread starts with a picture.

*dons cliquey coat*

And I've only just arrived. Scrolling down is too much effort.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)

thanks

added ;)

(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:18, archived)

coffee

monitor

that is hilarious.

(is thinking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)

That was exactly what I was thinking

when I just saw the news - shows I spend far too much time on here!

Woo to you for your speedy execution (pardon the pun).

(tom_artosorse, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)

morning all!

have a smoking prairiedog.

(acheta, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)

That's some

great smoking action there, makes me want a ciggie, very woo!

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Dogtanian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)

Now he is very cool indeed!

Woo etc,

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:55, archived)

Canada?

*turns green with envy*

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Dogtanian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:58, archived)

Yup!

Off to see friend in Montreal for two weeks

*gloats*

Oh, but the weather foirecast is for -25 (without the wind chill factor) :-(

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:02, archived)

Take

a thick t-shirt then.

(

CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)

will also take my thermal thong

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)

Someday, a b3tan archeologist is going to find this message

And since your lucky friend there will have gone through a name change by that time, this little exchange will make no sense. Or something.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)

wow!

woo tang tastic!

(mixtapes, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)

woo!

check out my only fp in my profile

('Andeh', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)

Threadwaste i know...

but our mate Harold Shipman has been found hanging by the neck in his cell.
everybody...........REPOST!!!

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5olly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:51, archived)

oooooooooooh

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Banana, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:52, archived)

i've got a horrible feeling

it'll be Shipman day today....
i'm glad i'll be out for most of it.

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5olly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)

Oh no

I was in Wakefield last night on a bit of a pub crawl, and I can't remember a thing.

Do you think....surely not...?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:55, archived)

i hope

not

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5olly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)

hang on i'll just check the CCTV

yep it was you! i'd go to the police now, if i were you :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)

Hello officer...

...there's been a bit of an accident, a misunderstanding......

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)

Special offer - one day only

Shop Shipman and get a one-way ticket to Hell absolutely free!

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)

awwww but i never did a pic of him

*runs off to bbc.co.uk*

edit: they don't seem to know about it yet

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)

It's on the breaking news ticker thingy at the top.

And the sport headlines mention somthing about China's dong which is amusing.

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:57, archived)

i should'nt laugh

but i can't help myself.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)

ooohhhh tis true

he doesn't seem like the sort to hang himself... ,y guess is someone gave him a hand

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)

he was probably loosening a light bulb with his belt

when a kindly warden kicked the chair from under him

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:02, archived)

I doubt

he seemed the sort that would murder countless old ladies either.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)

good point

but somehow i'd have seen him more as the sort to refuse to admit he was guilty

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)

I have so got to shop that somehow today

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)

we await your 'related articles'

in anticipation :)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)

You may also note

that on the same page as "Dong" being signed, "Butt" wants to leave. Someone at the Beeb is doing my work for me.

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)

Dman, I can't go that far

Damn you Websense, damn you to hell.

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)

Yay

Here's one from last night

Mornin all

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Dogtanian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)

have one from almost a year ago then

'ning

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)

It's strange...

whenever I hear breaking news on the telly, the first place I look is here - instead of a news site.

(spook, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)

When

will you ever learn?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)

b3ta news

is a lot more entertaining and still manages to get the facts across - the wrong facts mind, but facts none the less.

(spook, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)

Found this new drink

at Lidls....

It's a bit fizzy.

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cheddar bees, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:29, archived)

HUZZAH

a new post

and it scares me much

(68 minutes without one... blimey)

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:30, archived)

Hmmm,

Think I posted at the wrong time. Damn my nightshifts.

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cheddar bees, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:33, archived)

repost it as a reply to a crappy thread later

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:35, archived)

Mwa ha ha ha

will do, but for now - sleep.

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cheddar bees, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:36, archived)

bubye

*waves*

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:37, archived)

zzzzzz

*snores hideously*

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cheddar bees, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:38, archived)

Hurah for Chumpagne!

And g'night to you.

Pfft, whole day ahead of me and I really don;t feel like working...

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:39, archived)

run up and down the office shouting about lemurs

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:44, archived)

Me too

and the prospect of not hitting targets doesn't seem to be doing anything to motivate me.

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Banana, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:51, archived)

my mum opened a packet of peanuts from lidls last year

only to find a god awful smell, and a dead mouse inside.

I have no sympathy for the wannabe gyppo*

*this may in fact be a downright lie, and will in fact teach her to go and buy the cheap alcohol for me where i can't face going near the shithole

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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:50, archived)

Morning

it's far too early to do anything yet

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:21, archived)

woo!

nice pic!

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:23, archived)

those are some fine looking pig butts

and I'm going to bed

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:25, archived)

i think i should do the same

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:27, archived)

Oddly undisturbing.

(Indole Ring, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:40, archived)

Just be careful

that they don't sneeze on you....

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:41, archived)

huzzah!

pigs arses: what better way to start the morning

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:52, archived)

hello (hello, hello)

is there anybody out there?
just nod if you can hear me.

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:57, archived)

Me!

I'm here. No hummous though...

(heeeeeere, hummous, hummous, hummous...)

(clutch puppy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:00, archived)

could you knock me up a

picture of prince charles riding a bmx

i only have him skiing

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:03, archived)

Is there any-one home?

At work and hating it, too early for thinking...

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:01, archived)

i woke up early then realised i don't have to go

till half nine so the board and 4rthur links page will occupy me

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:01, archived)

Will probably keep me busy too

even though I am supposed be doing constructive banky type things...

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:03, archived)

spend all the money

on cocaine and sex dwarves

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:06, archived)

Yay!

A spiffing idea sir! Can I tempt you with a sex dwarf of your own for coming up the idea?

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:13, archived)

already had plenty

i couldn't eat another one

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:14, archived)

yum yum

piggys bum !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:08, archived)

pig anus

tra la la la
pig anus
doo be doo doo
pig anus pig anus

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munkt0n, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:20, archived)

*sniff* that's beautiful

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:22, archived)

Anybody still about?

I need some advice on something.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:36, archived)

I guess not

The board's mine, all mine!
Muahahahahahaha

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:41, archived)

If I can help ...

(Indole Ring, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:43, archived)

It's a money related question

edited due to paranoia

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:53, archived)

fee and percent

and again: fee and percent

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:54, archived)

*whoosh*

see, i know feck all about this type of stuff. I only really made teh bloody thing to see if i could, more than anything.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:55, archived)

Do you know anyone in the industry?

You should get the name of a lawyer and have him/her advise you.

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:57, archived)

Well, I don't know anyone

But for some reason the idea of getting a lawyer in and stuff worries me. Maybe it's the fact i'd be paying them money.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:59, archived)

You should probably get used to the idea

of lawyers if you're going to be successful in anything. It's the best money you'll ever spend if the thing ends up going Scooby Doo.

edit: you're in London?

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:01, archived)

Nope

In Wales

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:04, archived)

4rthur

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:12, archived)

Thank ya.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:15, archived)

I work in TV

and have experience in working on animation for TV (recently S4C in wales) email me and I'll let you know what I know. Which is not a HUGE amount but might help you.
paul at paulfarrer dot com

(Zipski, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:16, archived)

Yeah...

It sounds all really heavy and stuff. Especially when you're a gamine young artiste who just wants to do groovy things.

Definitely maybe get onto Mr Rathergood; also perhaps a quick visit to something like a Citizens' Advice Bureau will do wonders. Or sometimes you can arrange for a free preliminary visit to a lawyer type? Good ones actually know the law...

Another option that's less violent might be talk to senior lecturer types at Uni / design schools. They like to bang on and protect the yoof. Helped me a treat this one time...

(clutch puppy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:05, archived)

Sorry

Money is my worst subject. But someone around here ought to know.

I think Tart Monkey works in the industry, and of course Joel from Rathergood, and weebl.

(Indole Ring, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:55, archived)

That's reminded me of something, actually

thanks for that.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:58, archived)

Hooooooooly cow,

That's a toughie. Are they professional, or just a berk? Be veeerrry careful. You could end up doing the donkey work for a few dollars an hour, while someone nicks off with Stick Figure Mania and becomes Trey Parker II.

Call a lawyer. I hear they have some spare in the U.S.

(clutch puppy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:56, archived)

good idea

If you can't trust an american lawyer - who can you trust?

(gamera, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:59, archived)

on something in particular

or can we give you advice on anything we choose?

(gamera, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:45, archived)

stay away from rayon!

and only date nice girls

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:48, archived)

what if the nicest girl

wears rayon?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:14, archived)

Zzzzztttt! Pop! Fizzle! Zzzzzztttt!

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:18, archived)

blimey

I have no idea what that means but it's either very good or very bad

rayon is omething I shall be wary of

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:22, archived)

rayon is worse than polyester

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:22, archived)

Don't

stick your head in an alligator's mouth

(Indole Ring, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:48, archived)

I'm gonna have to say the rayon thing's better

but only because laundry's such a bitch

sick figure ninja? necessitas un medico?

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:49, archived)

I have a cold

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:54, archived)

Vitamin C, Echinacea

and a good lawyer should get you through this

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:55, archived)

Good advice

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:08, archived)

True

But I mentioned the alligator/head thing because I just downloaded the video of a bloke doing just that.

(Indole Ring, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:56, archived)

Oh, fine

be practical. Jeeze....

:)

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:58, archived)

DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!

It makes a horrible noise. And the universe implodes.

(clutch puppy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:49, archived)

for example

don't put small pebbles in your Axolotl's tank. It will eat them and get constipated.
(which is difficult to cure)

(gamera, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:50, archived)

SQUEEZE IT!

Squeeze it hard!

(clutch puppy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:54, archived)

Wow, your have an axolotl

or just knowlege of them and their stone eating habits?

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Hoagie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 7:28, archived)

Woo for pic

nice blood effects

(Roland Deschain, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)

cheers.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)

danke.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:44, archived)

I'll take this thread to say

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:48, archived)

aww that is the cutest thing ever!

good night. sleep tight.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:49, archived)

urm...

before you go, do you think i could have my heart back?
I'm having a bit of trouble pumping blood through my body, that's all.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:50, archived)

oh, certainly

I had it all tucked away in tin foil in my fridge...

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)

thanks.

sorry about that.
you can have both my feet instead if you like.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:53, archived)

I'll pass

you might need those in the morning

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:54, archived)

ah yes,

there is that possibility.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:57, archived)

thanks though :)

really going now, 'night all.

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:57, archived)

probably gone but

nighty nighty

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:10, archived)

well ... i might as well say

night night too. no fancy picture sorry. :(
oh wait, what about this:

sleep well, all.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:57, archived)

sexy...

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:00, archived)

explosive!

night night (and the others that I missed)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:06, archived)

the chinchilla were tired of the damn kittens stealing the glory

trying to liven up the board *hopes for success*

S.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:24, archived)

Hehehe

Here's an idea for liven up the board: Online Eye Spy!
I have no idea how it'd work though, you can figure that out for yourselves.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:26, archived)

hmm...

how bout fetch.

123... go fetch a ... um... er, a bandwagon? any other ideas?

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:28, archived)

first person to post a reply to this

which contains a picture of Bill Gates playing a banjo wins my heart.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)

oh come on.

i could have done it qwuicker than this.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:36, archived)

keep your heart though, I just wanted to see this for myself
edit: and he's singing, see? :)

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)

yaaaaaaay!

you win my undying love!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:38, archived)

ooh, I've always wanted one of those

where should I keep it? mantle? curio cabinet?

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)

Dangit!

b3tan!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

you win this round.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

haha

I almost used that one

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)

yes!

great minds think alike.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:44, archived)

you don't get my heart.

you can have second prize though.
My liver.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)

aww.

how romantic.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

outclassed in every way

he looks very happy with himself :)

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)

"If you could see the things I see, When I'm making Windows"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)

class!

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)

oh fantastic.

what program do you use?

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)

That was

Photoshop and Imagerady.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:47, archived)

yeah. i never figured out

how to make the damn things move in image ready. so confusing!

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:50, archived)

you get a runners up prize.

my calf.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:48, archived)

It'll do

i guess

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:54, archived)

i spy, with my little eye,

something beggining with c.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:29, archived)

me! me!

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)

a frayed knot.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:31, archived)

the letter "c"

in that post up there. yes, that one...

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:31, archived)

chinchillas!

the fluffiest animals in the world!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:26, archived)

oooh, I love those things

even if that one does eat kittens

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:29, archived)

they all eat kittens

covert operations. you know.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)

*wink wink*

oh, I know

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:30, archived)

btw

how do you find the b3ta user ID number dealy thinger?

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:31, archived)

when you click on your own name

it'll be the number at the end of the profile url

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:32, archived)

. . .

i knew that.
heh.
thanks. :)

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:32, archived)

I'm Not British and I Don't Listen to B3ta radio

But I am American and I work for a radio station. Any of you radio djs?

(Amer3tan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:58, archived)

Where in America are you?

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:59, archived)

I'm

to the west-ish

(Amer3tan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)

ah, I see

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:01, archived)

That means

California

(Amer3tan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:02, archived)

thanks :)

nothing shady, I'm just compiling a list for b3tan bashes and things

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)

GROOMER!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)

eh?

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:04, archived)

WAXY CUTICLE.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:05, archived)

SIR, HOW DARE YOU.

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:06, archived)

using a secret factory

far, far beneath the surface of the earth.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:09, archived)

oh, well

that explains it...but don't let me catch you at it again

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:10, archived)

that circus should come

this side of the world, don't you think?

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)

we've been really casually attempting bashes for a while

I think there was one in Southern CA last year sometime

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:09, archived)

'twould be fun.

i'd go, not sure if that counts for much.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:10, archived)

well, I've added you to the list

and a b3tan by the name of dogsbollocks has set up an online Amerib3tan database
but I can't find the url right now

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:11, archived)

neat. :)

lemme know if you find it.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:12, archived)

here

leeterthanjesus.com/b3-us/search.php

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:13, archived)

merci!

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:15, archived)

i have no idea how to find the b3ta ID

help?

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:29, archived)

it's your user number

yours is 10813

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:05, archived)

me too.

southern. you?

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:05, archived)

Uhh...

nope

(Amer3tan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

I'm a radio DJ

in my own imaginary radio station, the plays pixie music to the fairy kingdom.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)

Pixie music

is cool. Esp Monkey gone to heaven

(gamera, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 6:32, archived)

i'd like to be

on the radio. that would be fun.
i also live in the US, though i wouldn't go so far as to call myself an American.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:01, archived)

I like Vikings

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:02, archived)

I have lurgy.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)

Me too

did you give it to me?

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:10, archived)

anally.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:14, archived)

So that's why i've been walking funny

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:19, archived)

oh come on.

you couldn't resist the fist.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:20, archived)

vikings are sweet

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:04, archived)

heoi ano

now that I've desecrated the board with reposts, it must be time to slip silently out the back door.

catch yous tomorrow...!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:06, archived)

that's a wonderful and fearsome bunny

goodnight!

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)

make your mind up

which viking-based image to post, damnit.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)

I like sweet potato biscuits.

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:04, archived)

I like Pirates

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:04, archived)

ARRRRRRRRR!

ye scurvy swabs, get below decks or I'll keelhaul the lot of you!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:05, archived)

i like long walks on the beach,

pillaging villages and raping innocent bystanders.

(sophie the dyking, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:06, archived)

My boyfriend and I took this picture somewhere in Western Maryland (er, without the cat). We were lost, but it was worth it.

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)

NO GOAT?

I walked 15 miles with no shoes on for a goat, and now you tell me there isn't one?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Why am I laughing, Dr. Freud?

(

Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:50, archived)

because the words

"no goat for sale" are inherently funny

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:56, archived)

*woah*

there is, like, no goat, dude...

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:52, archived)

2 borkages in a row

this rocks!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:42, archived)

i just wrote an amazing peice

about depression and an episode in my life which was quite important to me. It took me a good half hour.
Then a pop up arrived, I clicked to get rid of it, and accidentally closed the window which had this story in. I may kill myself.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:45, archived)

it's the first time i've ever

properly described my feelings.
possibly about anything ever.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)

that's happened to me before

maybe you can outline what you wrote and then fill in the gaps?

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:47, archived)

i can try.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:48, archived)

you should

you're a whole separate person, and what you think matters

(

Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:51, archived)

you are a very kind person.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)

a pathological liar.

*hugs*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)

sorry,

but this has really rather annoyed me.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:47, archived)

*hug*

start again and do it in word?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:48, archived)

aye.

it's just, i can either start writing or i can't, and if that means typing in this message box or writing on a scrap of paper while sat on the toilet, then that's where it's written. I have trouble actually deliberately starting something. And now i'm in no mood to write anything creative.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:52, archived)

drapes of wrath

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:41, archived)

'kin'ell

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:42, archived)

gwrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooan

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:45, archived)

*sob*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:47, archived)

First post here, umm... woo?

Found this website many months ago, lost track of it and found it again after Memepool listed you guys.

Here's what I came up with after batting the idea around in my head for a while. I finally decided to commit it to electrons.

Edit: How stupid of me! I forgot the most important thing - the Nuclear warning sign :-X

(The Cheat is one of those people who likes to screw off at work., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

you

are
going
to
hell

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)

hehehehehe

wooo
wellllcome

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:32, archived)

hehehehe

grrrrrreat!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)

I'm buying you a pizza.

great first post, welcome aboard, pull up a kitten, etc

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:49, archived)

Yay!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! It's so great to find peer acceptance!

(The Cheat is one of those people who likes to screw off at work., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:50, archived)

Just mind those excessive exclamation marks

I frown on that sort of thing

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)

More fun than mouse on a stick

(

I wash myself with a mouse on a stick

That does look fun... If I knew what was going on

(ApertureJam, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)

giant kitten

tortures dog.

ya wouldn't read about it..

I've not seen you on the board before - where in Aotearoa are you lurking?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

The Big "A"

I've been here quite awhile. Didn't go to the B3ta bash recently though and I'm usually a B3tan by-night.

(ApertureJam, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:43, archived)

same..

'cept I b3ta during the day at work, furtive-stylee..

haven't had an NZ bash for ages!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)

"slop"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

but considerably less fun

than a stick-on mouse

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

just lapping a heatsink

and this happened, thought it looked pretty /geek

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)

lapping a heatsink?

for the first time in a while* I'm completely clueless

*about two minutes

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:24, archived)

it's what you need to do

when your scrote becomes too magnetic.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:25, archived)

heatsink from an x-box

lots of *fine* sandpaper to make the surface smoother and flatter so with makes better contact with the cpu, reducing temps

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)

gotcha

the world makes sense again

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

you legoing

its ass?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

damn right i am

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

reminds me

of ultimate terror.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:24, archived)

Real Ultimate Terror.

now that would be a good website.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:26, archived)

www.cnn.com?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)

www.rushlimbaugh.com?

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

hehehehehehe

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

pfft.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:29, archived)

pretty trees...

better than licking a heater, anyway.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:27, archived)

looks a bit like my brain

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

this turned out better then i thought it would

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:01, archived)

What's the caption?

(

you make one up

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:04, archived)

The reason I asked

was to see if there was a reason for 3 dictators and a rabbit that I was too dumb to work out on my own.

(

its the easter bunny

and it was a random thing my friend said, so i was making his wish come true

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:06, archived)

Since you're taking requests now...

let's see the scene in a few minute's once the strip poker has begun, and observe what dictator (or Bunny) ends up with what.

(ApertureJam, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:21, archived)

would this be

about all of the above persons (yes, the easter-bunny too) living on cuba?

tho elvis shoulda been there too...
nvm, just an idea I one had (they're all on cuba I tell you!!!)

(NoToRiouS, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:27, archived)

and what's with all the carrots?

what do they need such good eyesight for any way?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:02, archived)

Bunnies, Bunnies, It must be bunnies

or maybe midgets

(ApertureJam, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:22, archived)

on planet dog

they hang pictures like that on the wall
/graffoe

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:04, archived)

Indeed they do

Oh how parallel and bizzaro of them.

(ApertureJam, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:18, archived)

they'd better watch out for that spider on the ledge

looks menacing

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:11, archived)

Cripes!

you're right

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:13, archived)

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:14, archived)

hitler sucks at poker

and the easter bunny is good.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:15, archived)

zombie strawberry

and his friend, zombie orange
I had an idea for a series, but after doing these two, I think they'll be the last of their kind...

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:55, archived)

ZOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBIIIESSSSS

yay!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:56, archived)

woo

yay

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:58, archived)

well, if I've made one person happy

I've done my job :)

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:58, archived)

sigh

its too late to post my latest pic, no one is on.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59, archived)

didn't stop me

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59, archived)

hell

ill just pearoast it when more people are on.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:00, archived)

You'd be surprised

How many casual lurkers there are

(

come on

I'm here!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:00, archived)

I'm From The States

So I'm feeling vibrant at this time. I don't want to make a picture, though.

Oh yeah, and the zombie...get it away

(Amer3tan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:48, archived)

electorialy I count as three people

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59, archived)

Cripes, girl!

When fruit goes bad...beyond the bruising. Tonight on Fox!

(

Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59, archived)

not enough people say "cripes" these days

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:02, archived)

hehehe

I have got a creepy beet:

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)

ooh!

he can join their army of other zombified fruits and vegetables

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:50, archived)

carrot dentata is my favourite

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)

that, sir, is going to give me nightmares

(KnitWit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 4:57, archived)

here

have some kittens.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 5:02, archived)

Don't see many of these

Must be on account of their lack of agility, balance, and ability to walk...

(

Esch, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:43, archived)

They

probably bounce well though

(

I bet the kids are a handfull

if you have us style plugs

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:46, archived)

Just for kicks, I mailed this letter.

To the offices of General Mills cereal,

Hello and good day, I am a regular consumer of your fine breakfast cereals such as Trix, Lucky Charms, and many other delightful General Mills foods. For about fifteen years now I have promised myself to eat at least one bowl of cereal per month, and I can happily say I am a healthier, leaner me because of it.

However, in recent times I have become worried about something, and I have started to avoid one of your finest confections...specifically Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

You see, by a strange fluke of tradition I was given the birthname Simon Toast Crunch. (Yes, that is my real name in all honesty). I have been afraid, however, to sign it as my name for fear of copyright infringement against your establishment. Currently I am using the pseudonym Wallace Hobthrot, but I would like to be able to call myself by my legal name again. My sister says my assumed name makes me sound like some sort of Hobbit! But I haven't got hairy feet (well, maybe a little).

I would most appreciate your opinion on this matter.

Sincerely yours,
-To be decided-

P.S. I have never met General Mills, what war did he fight in?

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:32, archived)

hahahahh

that is brilliant!

you should have also asked if General Mills fought along side General Motors

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:33, archived)

on the joint chiefs

with General Electric
and
Admiral Behavior

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:36, archived)

Corporal Ethereal?

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:37, archived)

Captain erm

ummm,
i'll think of somethign witty in a moment
hmmm,
Captain Cock!

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:39, archived)

Private Public?

General Specific?
Colonel Corn?
Major Minor?

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:40, archived)

Shirley it's

Private Parts
and
Major Look

(

How about

Colonel Ingus

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:52, archived)

Corporal Punishment

..was always avoided

(Caleefornian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:53, archived)

teen?

(

Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:54, archived)

No, then I'd get arrested.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59, archived)

The Franco-American War.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:34, archived)

haha

it sounds like you have either already read this, or you would like it.

www.asofterworld.com/oqindex.html

(malepillpt13, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:45, archived)

Just read your profile

I live right next to a town/village called Belmont just south of London, in answer to your question.

(

thanks

I always thought it was just a combination of belfast and montville, but that seemed strangely silly for a town founded a few hundred years ago. Maine does have clever names like "the presumpscot river" and "cat mousam road".

(malepillpt13, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:59, archived)

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