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# Here is a picture of Frank and this is his story....


"I have my theories. I have my theories about life and people and all the other stuff. They call me a fool. Well, talk is cheap. Show me the Benjamins.

Let me tell you about my friend Frank. Frank works for the local council, clearing up the borough. He is an enthusiastic and dilligent employee: no piece of litter is too small to be spiked and collected by Frank. He has won numerous "Employee of the month" awards because of his dedication to his work. And he loves his work, he really does. He feels he is making an active, worthwhile contribution to the community. Everyone knows him and appreciates what he does for the area.

Except... except when he is drunk. Not even drunk, really... when he has a drink - it may be a small glass of Merlot or a shot of Bell's whiskey, it could even be a half of shandy - he becomes a different person. His eyes glaze over. He voice lowers an octave and he acquires a different accent. He becomes someone else.

When he is in this state, he undoes all his good work. He rips apart rubbish bags and strews the contents across the streets. He takes empty cans of coke and imaples them upon railings. He finds plastic bags of garbage and tips them over the fence into the patches of foliage by Alexandra Palace station. He goes to the bottle bank and loudly removes the glass, smashing it on the pavement.

When he awakens the next day, he has no recollection of his destructive actions. Some people say that he bottles up his feelings (resentment, rage etc) and that's why he screws things up when he is pissed. That is wrong. Frank is an agent of balance - he is subconsciously working to acheive cosmic alignment. He is an example of the forces that keep society in check. Sober, he is a force of order. Drunk, he is a force of chaos. To some degree we are all agents of balance: the doctor who treats his patients but beats up his wife, the accountant who fritters away her money in the pub, the comedian who wallows in sadness. We do and undo. Three steps forward, three steps back. It's like a nice dance.

And they called me mad."

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:01, archived)
# YinYang
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)
# *sniff*
That was beautiful, man.
(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:06, archived)
# You
always say that. Congratulations on reading it all (if you did). You are in the top 5% of B3ta.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Now I feel proud to be in the top 5%.
I owe my life to you.
(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:10, archived)
# hmmm...
i thought the answer was 42, but this makes more sense!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Ahem:
Enthusiastic, collected except be, of, pissed comedian.

Courtesy of Sargant via The Magic Abbreviator For Bone Idle Lazy Sods.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Wouldn't the world
be a much better place if we were all like Frank.

Who knows for sure? Does it really matter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Never feed children vindaloo . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:58, archived)
# I am NOT changing that nappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:00, archived)
# knew I shouldn't have got
Vindaloo baby food...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)
# I am high on milk and custard creams
Being shit is fun.
Paint is fun.

Should i fuck off??

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:56, archived)
# well you could make it a gif, not
a bmp for a start,
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:59, archived)
# apparently
he and/or she split the difference and went for a jpg
(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:02, archived)
# my mistake, I saw bmp
in the file name. I'm so easily fooled.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)
# That's
Craptastic!
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Well,
give or take a 'Tastic'.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:01, archived)
# craptastitastic
??
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# mMmmMMmMMmM

QuiltyPig will be glad I finally posted this when the git gets back from the sun...

Anyway, we were At WOMAD in '03 when we came across this stall. Apparently Bob was out the back "Getting more pies ready", (whatever that meant).

I had one of these:


Lamb and Mint it was, very tasty too.
All together now...

MmMmMMmMmmm PIE!!!!!!!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:54, archived)
# As if they'd ever SELL pie.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Maybe
that's where they have to live now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:58, archived)
# They might
If only to spend the profits on more pie.
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Welllllllllll
Weebl was rather reluctant to give it up. Look at the second picture, see the way he was hovering about?

A bit freaky really.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:58, archived)
# ooh yes, I remember that.
I have an almost identical photo of it. Good pies, it were. Not as good as Sweeney's in town though.
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:15, archived)
# something quick and nasty. night all.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:49, archived)
# eep !
Good work fella.

Edit:How rude of me. Good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Although I'd worry more about those things ^^ than any bed bugs
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Your going to bed
after creating that? Nice job!
(Dunno, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:53, archived)
# how can you sleep
after this has just been brought in to existance! HOW!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:53, archived)
# eh ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:49, archived)
# you know what?
I love that. woo!

edit - it loops so nicely, I've been watching it for far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Too good
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
# heheheh
top shruggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
# woo!
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:53, archived)
# totally
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Woo!
Fan-bloody-bastard-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Didn't animate at first.
Now that it does, It ROCKS !!!

Yes, 3 exclamation marks. It's THAT good.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:58, archived)
# that's ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:00, archived)
# woah!
Thats very fucking nice work.
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)
# lovely style !
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)
# yeah, but you got the humour
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:06, archived)
# very
noice sir
(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Bravo!
Simplicity, curiosity, SHOE.

Brill.
Feels like a Larson or Kliban, with animation.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:09, archived)
# That's bloomin perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)
# is that in there what a ducks tongue looks like?
does it have that slit in the middle? Looks kind of, err, well. Y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:55, archived)
# hah hah!
quimgob!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Forgive me father...
for I have sinned.

better in your heads than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha!
I shouldnt have laughed at that :-/
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I laughed too...
but then again I laugh at purple Babies.
(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)
# simple, effective
dirty.

guilty on 3 counts!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I concur- effective
And thank you, for I now know how to draw flames. Now, I'll go back to laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:07, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Yay!
Snigger. Also makes me feel better about posting my "I found a graphics tablet in the drawer of my new desk and my employer has a Photoshop CS site licence" shaded-brush spunking cock.



I notice the juxtaposition of cock and flowers has not escaped someone else down below. I think mine is prettier...8)
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)
# heh heh
say spunking cock again
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:50, archived)
# shush!
it's not that kind of site.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:57, archived)
# It's not?
So you mean I've been here for nigh on two years for nothing?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)
# I hope
he lands on a golf course and get's "one in the hole", not be confused with a "hole in one"
(Dunno, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Hmm, I think this is going in my profile
as one of the images I'm most proud of. I just am, OK?!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] .

the drummer only has one leg
(kookoobirdz, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)
# ..
How does he smell??

sorry, I'll get my coat
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *chuckles*
arf
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Jamaica?

Could you get mine as well please?
(checkers, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Are they playing at
the Bum Boobie Cafe?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)
#
It may be the Om Beagle, the well-known canine Buddhist lounge/temple
(kookoobirdz, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:49, archived)
# ho ho
i like that.
i hear theres a blynd cheetah tribute band, and the drummer has one eye
woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Part Five.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:37, archived)
# you speak the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:38, archived)
# It does indeed
... Now I'm hungry :(
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:39, archived)
# he has a good meal and he's just a picture (a very woo one)
what do i get, 9 fish fingers and a bowl of boiled vegetables...

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Yes.
Too fucking true.
I love food.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Is that
a menu?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:42, archived)
# it certainly does
it certainly does
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)
# have you seen
exploding dog?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Yes, he has,
and so has vork,and Sargant (I presume).

Plagiaristic bastards.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:50, archived)
# ok, just checking.
they're nice pics though, SSg's *and* exploding dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast



Repost for Compo
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:31, archived)
# You need some applause for that gag.
*for Compo!*
P.S. Limp Bizkit suck. Donnington last year was sooo much better without them.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:36, archived)
# woo
to you
is that a chest wig?
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm really really sorry

Feel free to call me a cunt
(MrSnuggly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)
# MRSNUGGLY
YOUR A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Your all gay
I'm learning the lingo, see?
(MrSnuggly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:29, archived)
# aww
*pets mrsnuggly on the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Brilliant
Bloody Brilliant! Woo to you Sir!

Whatyoutalinbout Willis?
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Weelll
I like the strokes so im a cunt too....
(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Cunt. ;-)
But damn, that's good. Just got here tonight and that's the first thing I see. Quality. Just the perfect expression.

w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Me
likey!!
(Dunno, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Where has he been?
I've been waiting for a Gary post.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)
# a marked improvement nodoubt.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)
# hoho
good one
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:53, archived)
# there actually is such a band!
I can't remember whether they do strokes songs in a different style, or other covers in a strokes style...but they exist ;)
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Revolution in Britain


Oh shit! He looks pissed...
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:17, archived)
# He's shouting
"I've 'ad a..a.a.a.. few jars t'many! yabassards!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# I fear
some kind of Maoist/Khmer Rouge style Year Zero would happen if Mallet took over
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# this bloke'll be to blame
I imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# I have
his autograph somewhere.

Oh dear, that's quite embarrassing. It just seemed like a good idea at the time, I was only 9!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)
# HaHa
You kept it though, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU?!
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:24, archived)
# I've actually no idea
It's probably at my parent's house somewhere. It was a signed photo. He was giving them out in Toys'R'Us one day, for some reason.

There should also be, somewhere, unless it got "accidentally" burnt, lost, or buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters etc... Jeremy Beadle's autograph, because my Mum's skiing class was on the telly. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:28, archived)
# did he sign it
with his deformed hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Have fun
nice optical illusion pic

mod edit - can you make it a link if you didn't make it yourself? Ta :)
(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:16, archived)
# ARGH
I CAN'T SEE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:16, archived)
# :-/
Is that a gif or are my eyes fucking with me??
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:17, archived)
# Not a .gif

... but not exactly original either.

Where's it from?

It's still a great image though.
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:18, archived)
# how can a .gif
stop moving when you lok at each individual one?

They're not that clever.... or maybe they are....
(~Sunny~, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)
# ..
I didnt look that close, it was making me feel sick.
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Whoa!
Are they moving or is it an optical illusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:17, archived)
# its an optical illusion
i'd love to know how those things work
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:20, archived)
# gah!
is it supposed to do that
(feministpig, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:18, archived)
# as cool as that is
I know I've seen it before...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:19, archived)
# it's been in the newsletter
www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/saishin-e.html
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:30, archived)
# I've seen that available as a poster.
That just has to mess you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:19, archived)
# "But Vic - how does it work?"
"I don't know, but it does!"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:21, archived)
# you wouldn't let it lie
would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Chives
.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Spin Spin Spin
Teh wheel of justice
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:35, archived)
# the walk you home cheddar
was my favorite
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# CHEESE AND CRACKERS
NOW THAT'S KOOL!
(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# That's perfectly still for me.
But my room's moving about like a good 'un. Like it lots.

Edit : And a new work wallpaper. That'll fuck their eyes when I go for a shit.

Edit 2 : I mean that picture will fuck their eyes, not watching me go for a shit, although that would probably fuck up their eyes too...Oh you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)
# I know that ain't yours.
Firstly, it was my Wallpaper about a year ago, and Secondly, Where is the Sigma5 Watermark?

BTW, I love all your real pics.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:31, archived)
# you're right
my stuff is sigged, I never sig work that's not mine, but it's interesting enough to post I think you'll agree
(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:36, archived)
# When
I look at it long enough I see two dentists playing clarinets in front of a crowd of drunk hippos.
(Dunno, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Oh dear
Here comes lunch...

(and it's 22:50)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Also today...
While taking a break from self-massage i drew this.

Its me on a sunny day.

Enjoy

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# NOW THAT'S
just plain fancy
(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Some people just come on here
to show of their high artistic skills.

But then again, some don't.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:14, archived)
# that's that high art school
talking
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)
# I love MS paint
(Tesla, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)
# I'm going to use that as an excuse
to show off my new animated woo
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)
# That has Made me happy :)
(Buzzcaner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)
# yay
for bruce campbell

is it?
(fookyew, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Looks like it
to me anyway.
(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:20, archived)
# buggerin' hell, yes.
He rules! If it weren't for Peter Jacksons 'Braindead' and 'Bad Taste', then Evil Dead would be the coolest horror ever!
/edit - just realised that HTML doesn't work in Subject lines.... Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)
# and that scene
where the woman gets raped by the trees
(fookyew, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:26, archived)
# I chuckled to myself
on seeing that html
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:26, archived)
# yay..
ya gotta love Bruce ;)
(Buzzcaner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)
# It's Evil Bruce Campbell
You can tell by the beard
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)
# you want to watermark that
some cunt will steal it and pass it off as their own work
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Look what i did


All my own work honest
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:22, archived)
# shamless
:)

edit: he fucking did it as well
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Hahhaha
Brilliant

And on that note, I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Soooo
Who do i have to massage to get to front page??
(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Richard Whitely
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Elaborate???
?????
(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Not really
He prefers it nice and simple
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Yessss
Thats makes sense..

Newport is a funny place at night
(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:39, archived)
# thats..
beautiful.. mspaint hashes are teh king

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:30, archived)
# One of my uni housemates couldn't be bothered to do anything tonight...
so I virtually beheaded him in a "seamless" way and stuck it to his door.

(that isn't me in the picture, by the way, it's just another friend who happened to be in an asking-to-be-shopped photo).
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)
# i think i'd be ur most photoshopped housemate if i lived with you then...
i never do anything
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)
# For the second time today,
it deserves a

/edit - have added Comic SANS and some Paintmashing. Whoop-dee-doo!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)
# it was used earlier to amazing effect
and here once again, you surpass yourself
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:10, archived)
# needs to be in
comic sans

(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:11, archived)
# That's what's missing!
*rushes off to Photoshop*
also *thinks that it needs some Paintmashing*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# And some serious jpging
Jpg it, jpg it HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Nothing like a few compression artefacts
to make an image whole.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:19, archived)
# blood splats randomly in left hand corner
ideal
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:13, archived)
# thats fucking woo
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:21, archived)
# you did that with
photoshop?
(Tesla, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:10, archived)
# Whoooo
Looks like that twat Iain Lee??
(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:14, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Wooooooooorrrrrrdddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)
# legend.
.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)
# That's no... err...
Not any more, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:18, archived)
# That hungry man
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Hee hee
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Not meaning to waste time here.... Opinions plz??
I think i might have wasted my time here...

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)
# Well
it made me laugh anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)
# He still looks like a twat in a tea cosy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:03, archived)
# i hate pikeys
no, i do
(Tesla, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)
# That's as maybe, but
I love horses.
(ionicus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Badly Drawn Boy
David.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)
# I love that.
*feels a comment about the goodness/badness of BDB should be made, but can't think of anything*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Sooooo
Is that a fumbs up or downnnnn....
(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:10, archived)
# Definately Up
Hes a legend
(generalname, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:44, archived)

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