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# Truly, it is what He-Man and Teela (not to mention most b3tans) fear most.

*gasp* Look! A Band Wagon!
(aden_nak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL IT!! KILL IT HARD!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# nowt wrong with a bit of country
my lad
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# sorry but
country and western is terrible
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)
# most of it is
but there's the odd gem amongst it
point of rescue by Hal Ketchum for one
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Almost anything
by
Steve Earle and the Dukes
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)
# "I'm a little bit country"
"An I'm a little bit Rock an' Roll!"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# my wife thinks you're dead
bugger! can't remember who sang it
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Stans dad and his uncle
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)
# you may be right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)
# I am.
I have it and another 3.17 gigs of south park on my harddrive
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)
# never thought about south park
woo you
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# there are two types of music round these parts boy,
country AND western
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)
# the americans have their soul singers
and we have arsehole singers

derek & clive
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)
# hehe
.
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)
# No, no!
Not the music. See, it's supposed to be a Band Wagon. Get it? 'Cause this image is going to be bandwagoned. . . and, uh. . . nevermind.
(aden_nak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# still dont get it
Just didnt make the link between country and badnwagon. Never mind.
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Okay, okay.
They're looking at a wagon, right? And it's a wagon that belongs to a band, see? So it's a band wagon. And, yeah, I am going to lunch now.
(aden_nak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# oops
didn't see that bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# I'm off before things get nasty,
*Whistles loduly*
TAXI!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# tee hee hee
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(weebug, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Hunts and kills wild carrots
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# woo!
skinny rabbit
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# woo!
tj: what ever happened to tedmus?
(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# He fell into some quicksand
fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# just as well then
(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# awww!
he's lovely. can i adopt him?
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Yes
Provided that you call him Clarence
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# marvellous.
he looks like a clarence. i shall call him clarry for short.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Promise that you will buy him meat vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)
# umm
he may have to settle for a strict mineral diet.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Does he have to filter the minerals from the Buxton ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)
# A
catbit?
(weebug, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)
# *cough*


yeah, it sucks. but I liked my masking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# masking?
woo though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# yes!
I did a brill job on cutting OUT the llama, then I did a brill job on masking it "behind" the rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# oh thats what that means
hah i even noticed the rocks were well cut out! woo agian!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# ooh
where are the eyes on the lefdt from, i recognise them
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# images.google.com
search for angry, it's on the first couple of pages...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# or was it boxer
i think it was boxer actually
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# angry boxer?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# no
most likely it was a sissy-friendly-boxer, throwing flowers all around instead of hitting somebody on his nose...
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# how
strange...

/edit and most woo too
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Has he got a woody?
(I felt we needed a lame pun.)
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# His bark is worse than his bite
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# please tell me I got it done first
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# LOL
THAT IS F*CKIN BRILLIANT
(Genghis_kahn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# calm down
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Yeah!
If we get him TOO excited he'll go like invade China or somethin'
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# and then mess up your game of medieval: total war.
the twunt.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Or Civilization 3
if I may say so
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# the mongols arent in civ 3?
are they?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Oh lord...
..and you got the drips and the hairs and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# the drips??
sorry... I'm in a fit of giggles
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Alright, the jet then...
...but there's something flying through the air...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# drips is slang
for gonorrhea.

100% of FACT!*

*May be more like 85%
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# You got there first
And it can only be a matter of time before someone does The Quo and Goatse.

woo btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# and no hands
and the fea- oh.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# woo!
how silly
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Guess Who's Watching
GHOSTBUSTERS?

It's me, and I'm loving it.

"DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS"!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Streams?
I thought it was beams. You must be thinking of the three billy goats gruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Nah
it's streams. I was a HUGE fan when I was little. Well, littler.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# no he's rigth
its streams. talking of retro TVness, ive been watching the new teenage mutant ninja turtles lately (still a kid on the inside) and loned for the original movies
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# My apologies.
All these years I have been saying beams and people must have thought I was a complete tool. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# haha!
you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# yes
yes you did!

hand drawn CCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKK!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# pearoast time!
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Ok
(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# woo
this must have taken yo ages
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# that gail thingummy....
i would

(woo!)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
#
Still would?
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# yes.
edit/ just how much do you have about her?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
#
The 'still would' one wasn't mine.
(McChaff, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# hey i dont care.
no more nude pics of her then? ;)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)
# yay
woo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# I use opera free version
so ads come up in the top right corner, this is what I got on b3ta unshopped apart the burberry background

this is also my 2222 post, woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# they send it all from here

and woo for 2222
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# I've posted it once and I'll post it again
You need...

Woo, Yay and Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# How much?!?!?
I'll give you my kidney for that!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# hmm
burberry kitten...to the laboratory igor!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# this pissed me off, i mean ..... golf.... chavs ........
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# perfect weapon maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
#
"wwwaaaaa, look at me fucking beeeerberry hitting stick, its fuckin' top, goes wif me rockports"

yep that works
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# So they do.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# wehhh?
thats... so.... hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# But when you're not looking
they beat each other with sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# so they do...
lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# woo!
chairy starey!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# yay!
well, there goes my brain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# The Daily Spore 055:
Colin sometimes wished that his antennae weren't made from lead.

clikki to visit the Daily Spore™ for fullsize sponge pudding. A Sporific doodle a day...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Spores rock !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Ayres rock!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# rock on Tommy
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Where did ancient people fry their chips?
In Ancient Greece! - BB

www.comedykings.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Yay!
Colin!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# yaaaaay!
lovely spores as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# spooooooooooooooooooooooore!
spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!

*gloimp*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Awww...


He likes being helpful...
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Ahaha
The text is what makes it!

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Me likes...
...me likes a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# splendid!
and it's good to see more McCrirrick on here!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Love
it!!
(weebug, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# arf
that made me giggle that did
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# OMGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Well done! A real scream!
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Stunning...
...that really is. Do you have a higher res one? That's begging to be a Tshirt!
(Frinky, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 0:36, archived)
# It's a shame but...
..no. It would probably be possible to make one, but the best McCririck image I could find for the face was only 100x100px
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 0:52, archived)
# That's the most woo thing I did ever saw..
and I'd kill for said T shirt.
(lord nose, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Aw...
...more's the pity.
(Frinky, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Evening all...
(Dr Frank, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# yikes
they could be replacement lemur eyes of doom
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# more like
parrot eyes of shock and dismay in my mind.

quite woo though.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Jeebus !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# very good.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Last night's kebab catching up with him?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
#
Has he just found out the Queen is coming?

clicky
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# evening...
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Muhahhahhahhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# How disturbing.
Nice blood effects :)

"Next tonight on Channel 5 - When penguins go bad!"
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# bloody nora!!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Is that
Patrick Moore?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# hahah
excellent!!

arg!!

*runs to karate practice*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# The death of furtive provoked a shockwave
Pouring through the interweb...a solitary whisper permeates...."w/y"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# wow
thats wicked
(Genghis_kahn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# haha!
melikey, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# noooooooooo!
bad penguin...

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# yay!
murderous king penguins!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# As a child I was a gifted artist...


Read the X-E article
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# *sings*
he-man or she-ra?
can you tell? can you tell?
has she-ra got the he-man bits?
or he-man got the she-ras?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
#
Hes gonna need more than the power of Greyskull to sort that mess out!

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Uh-oh
Looks like prime bandwagon material.

and now I've suggested it, damn.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# All aboard...
Find the original image below:

Clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# you fiend!
.
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Twas all the work of....
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# teela is a severe hotty!
but the fear! aaargh!
(don rico, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# SEAMLESS
Yes, I know, I owe StickyLabel .05¢ American
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# I'll be expecting it in the post....
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# hope i havent posted this already!

CFB - wallpaper size.
|1|2|3|4|5
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# thanks for the books, I got them yesterday
Praise: Excellent b3tabayer!!!! I would gladly do business with him again!! AAA+++ Rating!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# woo hoo
does that mean my b3ta rating is going to go up? glad you got the books - have a look in my profile for more!

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Skua Bob on the prowl
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# I hope
he didn't take a mate with him. Look what happened to Trafalgar Square! Mars will never be habitable by humans if the pigeons get there first!

I like the bandana :D
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Skuas
Are Bastards and way worse than pigeons! How would I rip a .wmv video into imageready? Anyone know?

(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
#
I thought "Skua Bob" was just a hip'n'trendy name, didn't realise Skuas were actual birds :P

Is it possible for any creature to be worse than pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Oh yes
they really are rotten bastards, they'll crap on you just for something to do....
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# and then
peck out your eyes and eat your children.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# think of a sick hybrid
between a pigeon and a gull
then imagine it on crystal meth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Jesus
Thats the description I was looking for... Evil Evil Evil...in fact EEEvil
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Christ.
Now that is evil.

Why has nothing been done? Ken Livingstone is focusing his attention on the wrong bloody species!
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah well
They are on Mars....
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Aah...
...but they could be preparing an invasion force at this very moment?

Now that'd make an interesting movie. "Skua Attacks!"
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I have a video
named just tha but I am busy trying to get it into something that'll fit here....bloody microsoft format...
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# cos
they don't live in london?

are they the ones that spew up half-digested fish on you if you go too near their nests?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Yeah
And eat baby penguins for fun
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# i would try and find something
that will convert it to a format IR will read.

or printscreen each frame individually..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# irfanview can turn .mpg and (I think) .wmv
into a pile of individual gifs or bmps

(and a belated woo to bob)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# I just downloaded that
Then remembered all my mpgs are on my upstairs computer. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# how apt
your name
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Yep
Well, except the useful bit
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# What
Do you need to know about GPS
(adeliefan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# .. yes.
TJ: digital camera + binoculars + selotape =
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Menacingly evil black cloud
covering the moon and causing massive tidal disruptions, thereby causing all life as we know it to end in just a few days?
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# a
tree.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# A menacingly evil tree?
Hmm...

Doris? Get the chainsaws!
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Scary
Now if only I had a digital camera of much wooness.

Anyway, w/y
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# i don't think
it has to be that great.

It is just taped to some binoculars after all.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
#
I've never been able to get decent pictures out of my digicam when pointed through a set of binoculars.

Mines just a shite Fuji Finepix A202. Really must get a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# aah
but have you tried selotape?

i "attached" (read balanced) binoculars on a tripod with the lens of the camera taped on, zoomed in, then set the auto-focus off and twiddled the binocular knobs till it looked ok on the screen.

pressing the button without wibbling was quite tricky though..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# I'll admit
I've not tried sellotape.

I've not even got a tripod. Woe is me :(
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Strewth! How many layers of sellotape
did you need to get that magnification?

Oh ... I see ... sorry. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Gosh
How brave of him! Like the reflecty strip thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# he's a happy honker...

evening all... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# PARP!!!
woo! fanta-bul-arse!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# not sure why
but that kind of makes me think of bill bailey, and/or nick frost

i think nick frost wore a hat like that in an episode of spaced once, thats probly it
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# He looks
so content. Has he just finished a particularly satisfying tommy tank?

Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# *honk*
*HONK*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# *honk*
does he come from the "special" zoo?
w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Yay!
And what pretty eyes... is he/she/it available tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# What the fuck was that originally?
But have a woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# nose of a goat...
body of a squirrel... eyes of a woman... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# put 'em together and what do you get?
bippety boppety boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# yaay!
what a fabulous critter!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Cripes
what a special fellow
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# jimmy overestimated

his lung capacity
(nephtali, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Did I leave the gas on?
Woo!

Edit: Reminds me of this:

"Urban squirrels are susceptible to growing accustomed to human treats. In fact, once they are weaned on pizza, chocolate, and the like, they will reject natural foods. For example, British scientists were recently baffled to discover an entire park of squirrels who have become addicted to nicotine after chewing on littered cigarette butts! "
www.geocities.com/Heartland/Lane/4033/bio.html

They found out because when smoking was banned in the Nature Reserve due to a hot summer, the Squirrels were getting arsey and attacking people for fags.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# talking about gas
we've got a gas leak out side my house...!

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Sorry about that.
Goddamned beans for dinner last night again!
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# hehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# better than inside.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# we thought it was
but the found it was outside my house
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Yay!
Native red-eyed squirrels are being pushed out of their habitat by nasty grey narc squirrels, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
#
Thats begging for some animation, that is.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# it is, innit

but i dunno how, never animated before
(nephtali, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# ImageReady
is your friend. Or Animation Shop, if you use Paint Shop Pro :)

Dead easy to use. Bound to be plenty of tutorials out there on the interweb and all :)
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# you mean like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# that were
reet quick that
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Hypoglaecemia
a bit like dexydrine but free and doesn't make your winkie shrivel.
/diabetic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Loses the
ferocity in his eyes 'cos of the optimisation though :)

Nice anim though :D
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# yeah
but hey ho ... what can you expect in four minutes flat?
(apart from a mile run or a jolly good rogering?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# A jolly good rogering
In four minutes?

You MUST be joking!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# A Birds Eye
microwaveable pie! :)

Which reminds me. Dinners in the oven. Don't want to make another contribution to the Question of the Week!
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# obligatory* two frame diminutive oztralian pop princess dancing gif


(* my loins made me do it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# thats so hot
frwap!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# woo!
i would. hell i would!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Gah!
My old chemistry teacher brought to animated GIF life!

Except she didn't have such a hot bod.

Same face though.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# other than her head
I soo would.

although I'd rather have a girl like foof hath drawn for me. checky my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# I prefer my women
in crayon
... but I see where you're coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# I agree
*steals girl from profile and brings her to life with magic picture-bringy-to-life ray*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# you can
only if I can watch... PHWOAR! Girl on girl!

*slaps self
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Arf
Silly chap :P
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# now if only foof
were penny crayon
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# I got this through the post this morning...


100% unshopped (except the pixelated bit ;) )

Got my Furtive shirt this morning too. Very nice indeed. Was I supposed to get a Furtive badge with it?
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Was the blurring there already?
or did uy lie about the 100% - maybe 98 or so
/edit Bah! foiled by an edit
(I helped save b3ta! MrUppity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Haha...
...the fallacy of the 100% claim occurred to me just as I pressed the "post this message" button :D
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# i'm thinking of registering a domain
I was thinking of getting www.typingdumbthingsintotheadressbar.com but i'm not sure
also it may be taken. I may think of a variation if this is the case
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Yay for silly domains :)
I registered whowhatwhywherewhen.com a while back intending to do a strange Johnny Ball anim... :D
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# use
joker.com. much cheapness and they dont fuck you over
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# genius
however I put forward a motion that unshopped stuff goes in the newsletter (100% more added content).... can it be a new law?


WYH
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# so, a picture of a chair
with nothing at all on it

nothing interesting about it

that hasn't been photoshopped

will get into the newsletter?
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# wow that'd mean loads of my stuff gets in
fame at last!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# *sigh*

*grin*

u know what I mean ;¬P
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# why?
why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?
why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?
why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?
why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Yay
My brother got his domain through them.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# a dolphin tosser


quick...not amazing but meh
(Ergonomic Snail, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# actually
that was exactly what i was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# I
must of just fooled myself then
(Ergonomic Snail, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# How rare!
You have to cut their tails off first then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# it
improves their aerodynamics
(Ergonomic Snail, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# You now owe
Sticky Label .05¢ American

thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# yay!
(but strictly speaking the dolphin has to go head over tail to count, doesn't it? /imaginarysportpedant)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Well,
I was expecting him to work the shaft and cup the balls.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# *must not laugh at the filthy boy*



sppppffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)

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