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# Method Man was Hungry...

...this kitten would certainly die.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# the
kitten doesn't look to bothered that she's being eaten by some maniac!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# kitten eating is wrong.
method man is a cunt.

but thats just my opinion.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# yes
very wrong
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# you...
...have a great way with words.

that made me laugh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Is it real?

I think it could be
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# I think it must be!
Woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# nope
no diver (but lovely nonetheless)

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# ha ha
that helicopter must be pretty light...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# yes. this however is fake.

woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# that bath cleaned up well.
/tub girl.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Fuck off, that is never fake
Look at the closely matching light sources and grain size. I suppose you will tell me next that there is some program that lets you edit photos into one another like acetate layers or something?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Tsk.
No bridge.

TJ: HARRIBO

The cranberrying program just crashed because I while I attempted the incredible task of drilling a 4mm diameter hole. Through a sheet of metal.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# all the elements are there
it must be real
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# update
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# heh
made me laugh anyway. like it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# HAHA
Woosome
I have a stuffed one of those guys thaty when you pull the string it sings the theme song.

Woo Woo Yay and HOUPLA!

BTW I am in immediate need of an elephant in tights does someone have one handy?
No, i don't think that you're my photoshop bitches
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# try
googling it

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# I did
and nothing came up :-(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# horray
for bouncing bananas and fruit based assending/desending devices! that rocks!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's beautiful

shame it got that damn song into my head. aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# My first.... post has it been done before?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# arf
send me a ticket
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
Welcome to b3ta, matey. A wonderful first post. :)

Woo!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# bandwagon ?
anyone ?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# he he he!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Oh well done my good man!
BRAVO!

*golf clap*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# you'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo!!


woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I saw this one once though....filthy it was
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# German Version?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# number plate should
read SCAT 1
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Put some
Premiership footie players in there and you're well away !

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# My office in 3D

Seems to work best if you only move the camera a few inches, and then line the 2 pics up so the middle distance of the pic stays still. You can see me in a the mirror at the bottom, facing away from you, balancing the camera on something tall to get the rafters in.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# i like it but.....
its more like your office on acid
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# funny you should mention that...

ooh the colours, maaaaan
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# That
rocks!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# RUN!
EARTHQUAKE!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I felt the earth shake when i was in the library ths morning
but it was just a fat man walking past.

I didn't think that really happened.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# just think yourself lucky you
didnt get caught in his gavitational pull...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Was that taken during the earthquakes
last year?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Mind
piss
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Piss
mind?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Pind
Miss
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# pins
misd
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Pins
Misd


/oh, swapping the 'i' makes no difference
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# pisd
mins

i win, whats my prize
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Dins
Pims


/yoink
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# git

:¬(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# tig
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# ummm...
that'd take too long.

I give up.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# i win
tee hee
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# excuse me sorry pardon the intrusion
and lovely acid pic of course, BUT:
can anyone tell me the address of that search engine that searches for similar images?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# no clues
google?
jeeves?
connect 4?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# You've sunk
my battleship!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# i didnt touch it
i suggest you ask the yanks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# *titters*
yank
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# dont laugh at the americans
its not their fault
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# oh my god you've all been so much HELP
thank you.

and you spelled "their" wrong.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# anytime*


*maybe not
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Google?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Cocken
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Earthquake!
That's a nice job. Or do you work beside a busy railway line?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# No, but aparrently someone round here is
BRIAN BLESSED!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# You mean
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Hmm shakey
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# That's cool too!!
This is great! We're all learning something new here and trying stuff out at the same time! Let's have some more ... this is probably the most interesting and productive bandwagon so far!

WOO to everybody!! and keep 'em coming!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# does that dancing fat girl
like next door to your office then?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# it hurts my eyes
but it's excellent
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# tres cool office!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# that office looks familiar
do you work for a computer games company in Camden?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# nope, sorry
It's a computer graphics company in Southwark
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# seemingly
seemless
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Seamless
:o)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# lovely
hat on agent blues there
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Unshopped
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# wow.
I remeber that bit of the film too. Was it just before James Belushi took on a thousand rob shneiders? ...or was that a dream I had..


de durp de durpedty durr
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# nah
that was the one where rob schnieder was a stapler
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I have dreams like that too. See ...


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# ha!
quality!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# ...

They're playing the KISS version of "I'm Lovin' it", but the lyrics are changed to "I'm an irritating, over aged, arrogant rock star".
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Er.
a while back, i asked the board what i should make in this 3D program at school. Of course i just got a bunch of joke answers(glasscock, taj mahal, is all i remeber) well, i ended up making the taj mahal for some reason

i know, it didnt turn out well, but hell.

Edit: any suggestions for what to make next?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Glasscock
would have been more fun, but that looks really good :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# aren't you the clever one
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# tis pretty
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# joke answers? us?
dunno what you're on about, that's absolutely T for Tremendous
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# There's significant woo there
Is that cel shading I detect?
What did you do it in?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Worry ye not,
tis very woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Pfft!
Taj!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Is that inventor?
That program kicks arse!
Edit: And as far as 3d design goes that looks pretty good, well done!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Bit buggy, I find.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Really? I havn't found anything wrong with it yet.
Although it does take a lot of getting used to as its so different from Autocad.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# I loike that a lot
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# am i too late for the stereogran bandwagon?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Arghhh!
She's after me! But i don't know why!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# geni-
arse
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# That made me laugh
It looks like she's on one of those electric horses.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# or maybe
an electric dildo ride outside tesco's
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# There is a
site place on the net where you can buy them.


(NSFW linky)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Is she gettin her kicks
on a washing machine on the spin cycle or something?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# no, but anne is...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# ...
She looks like she's having a silent orgasm....


Sorry, my mind is in the gutter (but isn't it always?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaaa
aahahahahahaa!

that's slightly disturbing but hilarious.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# First attempt at stereographing


Have I got it right?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# not really.
everything in the frame seems to be moving the same distance, and therefore it has no perceived depth. The further away something is, the less it should move.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Still
it looks nice :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I see.
So is it a matter of moving layers about? I'm at a loss as to how to do it?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# The best way to do it
is to take a photo, move your camera an inch to the left, but make sure you keep the same height etc. as best you can, and take another picture. Load those pics into your computer and make a GIF out of them.

To turn a 2D picture into a "shimmering stereogram", split it into layers. Move the back layer left a tiny bit, the layer in front of that a teensy bit further and so on. Save that as frame 1. Then use Undo to put all the layers back, and move the back layer a teeny tiny bit right, and the layer above it a little bit further, and so on. Save that as frame 2.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# A very big
WOO to you!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# maybe try: cut out the
hippo, slide it to one side a little,
then fill in the gaps.

Or fill in the gaps and paste the hippo
back slightly shifted.

This is far from perfect, but you'll get
the general idea.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Many thanks
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# "The further away something is, the less it should move."
He's a space hippo, out in space! How much further could he get?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# He's dancing to stereo.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# ...
woo to hippos in space
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# looks like
a hippo in a space suit..........
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Jungle Cubs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Careful now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# now use
the thing for getting stones out of horses hooves

and you'll have a meal
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Mmmmm
I've got a hankerin for Zebra now...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Arf
Very woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# on your way
to hull?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# I know that zebra
and lion and quo...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Woo to the smoking dog massiv!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Isn't that
Walt Flanegan's dog?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# nah, just the least scary rottweiler
I ever had the oppertunity to take a photo of!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# nah
its not moving fast enough
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# New Film
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# now
thats a big bird.

yay for the pic
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Woo
now there's a mismatched couple, I'm sure it will have 'hilarious' consequences
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# have a (relevant but terrible) woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compy
sell these and you could make a fortune....



damn those IT people for only having mspaint..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Fantastic effort...
...for an MSPaint shoppage!!

Woo that!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Yay
Bob Holness rocks my socks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# huzzzah!
for Bob Holness
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# the cat is obviosly laughing because its
just asked "can i have a p please bob"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# I don't quite think I've got the hang of these stereo things yet...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Jiggly people are better than stereo people anyway.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# are they all
japenese?

the picture would look un-shopped if they were
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Umm
I wonder what all those men are watching?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I think they're watching
markandspencer's post!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# dunno
but most of them seem to enjoy buttplugs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!
That just made me choke on my ham & mustard sarnie!!!

This is seriously, stupidly and utterly funny!! You loon!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Mmmmm
Vibrating chairs to make your cinema going experiences more authentic
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# This Guy:
has:

NSFW (contains womans botty)
www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_moist.html

Safe(ish) for work (has a womans botty in a small thumbnail, and a small mans thingy)
http://www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_list.html
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# hehe
j.waters new flick with scratch & jiggle
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I'd jump on this bandwagon but I'm at college
I'll shop something virbraty when I get home.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Meet Bob
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Now, THAT is just not right!!!
This is why I have no children!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# My what an
ugly beautiful baby
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Shake it
Shake it hard!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# HULL!
that is all
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Shake it like a polaroid picture*


*Even though you shouldn't
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewww
is that paul daniels new trick
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# yo Ian - where you at fool?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# jake looks like he's belly dancing
in that shot!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# if you look closely
he's a bit hard
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Oh dear
so am I now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# is that his face...?
or did you swap it out with...

..I dunno, it's so wee, so wee...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# ok, now he's
starting to scare me....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# me too
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# wow! - it's Keanu
in his pants.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# keanu
with man tits - and a hairy back
sorry jake
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Thinks: Hmmmm, let me see.....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# bullet-time-tastic!
enter the jaketrix
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# that's still got me smiling!
hope jake ain't watching....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# i really hope he doesn't freak
at me for putting this online
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Very good!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I might open a new "restaurant"



(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Wooo!
I wish I had a little mars rover to get my food....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# brought to you by Bill Gates
i'm at work 'working' on a microsoft account at mo so Microsoft have just paid for me to produce this for the last hour. thanks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks bill
maybe he'd care to finance b3ta too...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Na think of what could happen if b3ta was controlled and monitored by microsoft!
Hmm, compo idea!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)

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