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I never knew they did THAT when you got on them...

(

Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

he he

(

djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

thats...

(

smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

did she literaly steal someones heart?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

did you do that

before or after that bloke got three years for embezelling 500,000 quid from his work to spend on a prossie (and landed 170 of his employees on the dole)

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

ahahahha

it all makes sense now

(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

Quick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch channel 5. loads of is it real

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

what

be it?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

cool

(

smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

it's fake

theres no bridge

100% fact

(The Wigmeister, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

doesn't that shark kinda look like a cloud

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:09, archived)

I don't get channel 5...

...you insensitive clod!

(

Dave2, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

lodas

and lodas of jumpy angry sharks

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

slashdotter

w00t

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

loads of what

exactly

cos if its goatse I'll...

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

jumpy

sharks. a prog on jumpy sharks i tell thee

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

jumpy as in aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh jumping sharks

or jumpy as in, don't bother the shark its a bag of nerves today

I can just see the title

'when nervous sharks swim away'

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

ITS

A PROG ABOUT SHARKS THAT LEAP MAJESTICALLY INTO THE AIR

SORYY FOR SHOUTING AM AT WORK DOING EXCEL IN CAPS

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

But still

more than 60% of its output is non-factual programming

(Revels, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

I love channel 5

Sometimes you can watch whole evenings of "When *insert animal here* Attack!"

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

When b3tans attack!

(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

'ARRGHHH ARGHHH,

oh god no, NOT THE FEAR!'

(

anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

Wasn't there

some program, when chefs attack a while back?

(

anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

that'd

be fudging wild. Choppy action

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

it was just a normal day.

but then... THE SWEEDISH CHEF ATTACKS

(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

see

how he clevers the small robot in twain

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

*tardigrades*

I think you're wrong 8)

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

great photography on that!

(Leah, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

Nope.

Loads of adverts is all I see.

(

Hoagie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

keep waiting you

impatient fup

(

theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Mike's got a brand new pipe

EDIT: Woooo, wrong tags!

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

good for Mike.

Is there a picture missing here?

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barnesy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

That's nice for him

Are you missing a picture?

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

away with your

smelly mindpiss!

(

barnesy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

Ahahahah!

It's funny because it doesn't exist.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

insert a pic

I dare you, try it, it might be fun

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

rather

random, sans image.

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smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

TJ:Anybody know anywhere I can get words done in a

fancy style on the internet without asny actual work from me?

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

yes, from

www.wereallyareyourfancywordbitches.com

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)

i think the link is broken

lol

hear the sacrasm in my voice for those who thought i was being serious

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

o ha ha ha

mother fucking sucker, sorry if it was a real mistake.

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

be nice

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

Try flamingtext.com

And no, I'm not linking it for you, you lazy pie.
Alternatively, use the script-fu on the GIMP, which is what powers flamingtext.com...

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

erm...

*shrugs*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

now replace the paw with a plane

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

Arf

Trés bien

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useful_idiot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

very wobbly

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

Elastic towers...

good idea

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

By request

Clicky for explanation

(mr chimp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

fez's are gay*

*100% fat

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

fez's are fat

*100% gay

(

smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

Fezes are phat

50 Cent wears one in his next video

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

is that in his new single

'Istanbullshit'

(

smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

are all the kids gonna be wearing um then? that with their bling and their tracky bottoms.

.....chav fez in mind

(

MrA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

gay are fat*

*100% fez

(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

fat are fez*

*gay% 100

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

fats are fezzes

gay% 100

(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

"DAMNIT SHE CAN'T HOLD TOGETHER , THE GAY PERCENT IS OVER 100"

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

wheres the spong?

woo! couldn't resist this ;)

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

MOTHER!!

Re-united at last!

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

Schpong!

It had to be done...

(mr chimp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

Arf

Silly.

(

underneath the weeping willow, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

Mmmm, mash

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

Aahahaha!

Lovely mashing!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

FEZ!!!!

it adds so much, so very much. i thank you kind sir.

(

MrA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

Yay

Fez mash!
Deserving of my second new woo, methinks:

And again, a coconut to the first to name the video.

(

useful_idiot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

That

is a rather sexy WY.

*fwap fwap fwap*

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

crikey

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smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

Ooo, very nearly tiles!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head! the flying burning pigs head!

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

at least it aint the fear

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

just the one for big rob

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smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

thank you i wasnt meaning to critisise

and i realise i did not give you any credit for a most woosome peice of work so here have two of my best

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

woo

your woos

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smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

Gosh

How spiffy. Deserves the first of my two new woo's:

A coconut to the first who can name the video (no, it's not porn)

(

useful_idiot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)

First edit

First edit. Here ya go. Be honest about it. My friend said someine actually did this in his village. click me!

(chazzared, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

Fucking seamless!

Woo! FP it HARD!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

you might want img tags?

good though

(

anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

He he

funny.

Can tell though. Blocked out bit is too smooth, and out of line.

But very good. better than me.

(Attention Whore, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

You should've

used the clone tool to erase the word you've covered up.

Nice effort though:)

(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

But then again, you could be wrong

Clone tool is my best friend.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

arf!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

Hmm.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

I'm becoming a repost whore.

I must stop. Damn time difference.

Yours is better.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Don't bandwagon me!

(

Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

Translation

Please?

(GreasyChipButty, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)

"this is not a hard hat"

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

So, where is Mr Hawkings this time?

Actually, this is quite gross. Think there is something wrong with me.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

you, you andalusian dog you

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

There you are

*hands on hips*

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

...

Your watching too many films from Salvador Dali

(fcknuts, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

Ooh, that's where the inspiration came from.

Mr Dali Mind-pisses from beyond the grave!!!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

lovely cutting action.

It's actually quite painful to watch!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

it slices through like butter.. eye butter. eww.

(britishbroccoli, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

EURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thATS JUST ALL WRONG

(Rychan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 0:04, archived)

Max was harder than any bull!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

he'll be..

crushed by that bull

(NoToRiouS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

Go Max

Just thinking about the person who took the pic.

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

too topical?

other captions include "mum, i want a choc ice", and "i wish i could pixel mash"

(

MrA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

Who

is it?

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

sniper

guy

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

just got the death sentence

too bloody right if you ask me

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)

Death sentences

are rubbish

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

care to elaborate?

(

djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

If you're religious and you believe he'll burn in hell, this doesn't work

But the way I see it is that being stuck in prison for the rest of your natural life is a much worse punishment than complete oblivion.
Plus the whole thing of possible wrong convictions, but that doesn't seem to apply in this case.

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

I'm not religious and what you say about the rest of his

natural life is one way of looking at it but death row inmates usually are on death row for years. For me, having all that time to think about your impending demise is just as bad.

(

djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

*match struck*

flame starts to glow

to anyone thinking of starting a new thread, I'd give it 5 minutes or so ;)

EDIT: crikey, that was solid gold flame war material, and nothing happened, it fizzled out in a very mature and adult manner. This is what I get for spending time on Fark (spit spit).

(

Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

Remember we're mostly British here

No-one is likely to violently defend the death penalty like Americans might.

(

wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

agreed

there's no need for them

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

what happened to the younger one?

18 or however old he is?

(The Wigmeister, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

pleading insanity at the moment, hasnt been convicted yet

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

fair

enough

(The Wigmeister, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

to be fair......

"im insane"

"too bloody right you are sunshine"

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

I would love it if Southern state policemen all spoke mockny

(

cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

Oooh choc ice

now there's a good idea. Medical reasons, you understand. Sore throat. Yes.

Woo, also.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

mmm choc ice, might have to go the shops

(

MrA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

McFlurry

Best cure for a sore throat, and the only justification for McDonalds' continued existence.

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

Kwik Save chocices.

75p for 10, and they're bootiful.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

tescos value ones are nicer

in my opinion

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

not tried them,

as there isn't one near here. I've made a mental note though!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

Cheap,

with paper-thin "chocolate flavour" shell over yellowish ice-cream? Those are gorgeous for nostalgia alone.

Might have to explore that, but no idea where my nearest kwik save is.

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

You have no idea

how long this took me

36 slides each made in paint. I was gonna make him brekdance, but this is hard enough.

Im gonna stick flares on him.

*edit* No more redex! woot!

(Attention Whore, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

blergh

i cant see et!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

seamless.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

very

seamless

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

well it was

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

Always try preview.

It helps when you have fat fingers like me which mash up img addresses.

Edit: Fix0red. Disco it baby!

(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

nonononono

I got redx
argh

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

yay

it's back

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

i see a red ex, but i followed the link to see the pic and it is very nice indeed.

does he want to form a duo:

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

ooh

fancy

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

it tiles as well

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

Looses mind.

Wow!

(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

heh

headswappage

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

Showoff :P

whatd you do yours in?

(Attention Whore, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

sorry

Animation Shop

you can download a free trial, search paint shop pro and animation shop on google.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

GOBBLES! TIMMAY!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)

Helen Keller musical?

weird pic btw.

(

edovan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)

It works.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)

It looks cool either way.

(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)

see them in perfect antiphase, no matter how much I refresh.

Still quite woo though

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

then you're unique.

(and you must have a slow internet connection)...

WELL DONE!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

that happens in Mozilla too

for some reason it doesn't appear to restart the animations on refresh. Still, I can see what you've done is rather woo.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

That's the bunny...

I'm using firebird. Just noticed the synch changes when I reload the board entirely (after posting)

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

I have defeated your dragon

(as being a radioactive blob)

(NoToRiouS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

pffft

so old ;)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)

Unique, eh?

/warm glow of pride

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

unique/freak, same thing.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

Genious an insanity are seperated only by degrees of success

(mwahaha)

(NoToRiouS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

I'm not a freak, I'm "special"

...or so those lovely chaps say when they bring me my white coat with the straps.

(Not very much gravitas at all, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

your

unique like everyone else!!!

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

"You are all individuals"

"We are all individuals"

"I'm not"

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

Ho hum

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)

seamless.

woo though!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

hhmm

ms paint eh?

seamless

(

rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

meh

whats a girl to do?

not be cheap in computer software i suppose

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

a wind blows a sound through the trees....kazaa...

across arid deserts and rocky grounds it whistles....kazaa....

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

bit torrents

are your friend(s)

*disclaimer* Yannn does not endorse software piracy in a way shape or form. Oh no.

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

it happens

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

Has someone hacked google?

(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

yay

"im not blind im optically challenged!"

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MONO!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

Gobbles?

Timmeh!

*incomprehensible mumblings*

(

Red wine and cheese., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

reminds me of timmy

chili peppers fan then?

i was once stood,yay far from flea

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

cerch....peetch...ger....ck....

(jealousy rising, imparing voice)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

i didnt realise

at first, then i almost passed out

/fanboyism

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)

*gurgle*

un fuggin fair :(

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

he was topless

drinking a cup of tea/coffee (i couldnt tell) and looking a bit bored.

It was on the side of the stage during Queens of the Stone Age at V festival last year

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

arck! he is a bit hairy though so not that bad

still blurdy unfair however

now, Anthony without a shirt, thats niice..............

*goes off in little happy dream world*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)

well

their set that evening was bloody amazing as well, just to round off the unfairness

currently in the process of trying to weasel some tickets to see them with the pixies in brixton

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

You makea me sad

But i'm still trying to get tickets for Dublin coz i didnt arse meself earlier....

...im not gonna get in, am i?

*weeps at cruel worldyness*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

no no no

i should inspire hope, if i can do it im sure you can

oh pub calls, bye all

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

*hops off window ledge and back inside*

I hope you're right!!
Have a happy pubbing!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

Why not?

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

two great mashes in a row!

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)

like the titanic

nice touch

(

Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)

Mash Mash Mash Mash

Can't stop with the mash

Edit: How rude...w/y/h!

(mr chimp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)

Yay to walruses!

And to the noises they make.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

This is Mike.

Can't stop mashing...

(mr chimp, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

Hello Mike.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

Sir

May i request a Fez in your next mash

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)

yay

damn, I was going to do a snail next. it'll have to wait for another day

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)

'ello Mike

You should lay off the Beer, Mike... it has lots of sodium in it.. bad for snails.

I WANT MORE MIKE Mashes!!!!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

Dial 0981-DUMBASS

(Notice my fine central alignment skills)

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Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

could work in america

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)

Honk honk!

We like...

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)

urghh...

just did a google image search for "boxing pensioner" (don't ask why...). Wasn't quite expecting the only image link that came up...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)

why?

couldn't resist...

(NoToRiouS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)

hahaha

You just never know sometimes...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)

that is nasty

Edit: who's clicked the link at the bottom yet?

2nd Edit: erm...I haven't

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)

ARG!

don't ever ask a question again

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)

heh heh heh

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

so wrong

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)

*ahem*

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MONO!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

?????

who on earth makes these pic's
present company excluded obv

(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

even this corrupted bunch wouldn't do anything as wrong as that

would they?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)

disturbing

yak

(chongma, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

that man looks EXACTLY

like my previous boss. although i didn't see that much of him...Irv Cowan. evil man.

(ratface, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

all the men look exactly the same

how rare

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)

like a geriatric

Tom of Finland...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

Oh!!

Arghh.. my eyes o.o

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

has anyone ever noticed

the similarity between guantanamo
bay prisoners and slipnot?

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smello, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)

And the prisoners sound better

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)

Especially

when they're being tortured.

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Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)

speaking of which

where has saddam vanished to? is his face to badly sliced open for the public to see, or is he just dead?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)

think

he has thinned out and is on the front parge asking for cash. Would explain a few things

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MrA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

he must have a time machine, as he's been there for so long

(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)

he's really in the basement...

...of Baghdad Airport.

(NoToRiouS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)

He's a POW (Prisoner Of War)

I think they're entitled to secrecy

But yes, he does seem to have disappeared. It's entirely possible that we'll never hear of him again. The US doesn't seem to be too bothered about overtly covering things up

/essay

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)

Oh no no no no...

He's to open his own 7-11 right down the street from me.

More recently, the ex Lt. Colonel of the South Vietmanese Army, the man killing the civilian in THIS picture now owns a convenience store in Westminster.

100% OF FACT!!!!

Seems America's plan is to empower someone to Dictatorship, make him/her rich then invade and give them a convenience store.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)

Not a repost, but someone wondered

if he was late for his tea here.