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# *Groan*
I'm getting worse :-(



EDIT: is this better? Smaller text + bigger horse head?
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# please could you make it bigger.
lol oh the punnage, have a woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Bigger?
Do i sense sarcasm?

If not, then thats the biggest copy i have, and the horse was a right 'ass' (lol) to convert that way
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# ...
I think the size is great
(fcknuts, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)
# ah you have your sarcasm detector out! lol.
aaarrgghhh, more punnage, it must stop.

have another woo for your troubles and language manipulation skills.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)
# woo!
when i first saw the trailer for that in the theatre i shouted out "IT'S SARS: THE MOVIE!" and it made people laugh

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Errr, time to leave I think

Hummus levels at all time low
(pseudosocrates, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# hehe
that's still rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# woo! thats great!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# woo to canada geese!
i wonder what you feed them to get them to fart like that though
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# YAY......
...and in reverse.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# reposts !!
sorry

and a cloudgull (clickable)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# I don't like Canada geese.
One dribbled on me once.

I like that pic, though. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# How did a goose
manage to dribble on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)
# honk!!
thats goose language for woo, (actually its goose language for most things)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)
# ....
Woo to red and blue goose poo !!!!
(fcknuts, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)
# evenin.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# hehe woo!
nin'
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# my eeeeyyess, lol omg lwtf!!!!!!!111!!1!1
heh, see here.
It scientific name is Tudus, how silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# haha
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# *fits*
*fits*

*fits*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# yay!
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# woo that is fab i love it
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)
# She
bangs she bangs
(Dunno, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# let's all say it together, shall we?
that way maybe my bud sticky will make some REAL MONEY


SSSSEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMLLLLLEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

.05ยข to sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# hmmm
i still would (to both)
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Me too!
Indeed!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Ahhh
but would you know how many pussies there was to 'do'?

Explain......

Edit: 99% of ginger cats are toms.

100% got told that from someone once (or even read it in a question of the week about pet's names)
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# no matter
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Yet again
I concur!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Mindfuck!
Argh!
(McChaff, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
i still would
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# at times like this
i wish i had rights to "I would".
I think sunshine elephant has them though?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# he certainly does
i think your claim to seamless is tentative

i suspect it was around before you were ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# sure it was
only i said it most, so i gained rights by proxy. I haven't said it since
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# so it is
(J R Hartley, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Thats amazing:D

WOO
(Jack-e-oh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Dunno why
but that's made me cackle like a twunt.
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# A woo and a yay for you
for an entertaining piece of nonsense. Top hole, what what?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# I'm not convinced
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# woo yay
later I shall have a browse through your gallery
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# do so
it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# My...
what a large gallery you have. Like the 'fly in my soup'.
(McChaff, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# why does this penguin look so damn sinister?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# because it is the source of all evil?
woo to evil mashed penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# he's not sinister
he's lovely and fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Lack of pupillage
Hints at a penguin with no soul....

Woo!

have some other fluff for your fluff :-)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# kitten vs gazelles

kittens win every time
sailes.co.uk
(sailes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# disturbing
seamless to boot.
panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# especially giant ones
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# It was at this moment they realised they shouldn't have climbed the beanstalk
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# woo yay!
excellent reflection work!

have a houpla too... and... *rummages around in pocket*

a panowie too!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# HA! Awesome.
W/Y/H to you and your amazingly accurate reflections.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# woo
free them
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# woo, yay and houpla for kittens in jars
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# DONT MOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT



30 second shitty cat!
not seagulls but albatros and they hate each other
(Cowabunga, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# did you do that on a ZX Spectrum?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# NO
A specy could have done it better
(Cowabunga, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# it was the cyan i think.


I was playing jet set willy last night
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# theres no clashing blocks
maybe a C64
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# shitty cat fucking rules....
i like it... a lot!
(Kayozz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# PAINT RULES!
says I
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# woo!
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] you did ask...
really, you did...



also, this might work...



observe the clever use of the word "bitch"
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# haha
carling meets monitor

with hilarious consequences
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# wuh
eh?
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# it made me larf
i was gonna type more to explain, but i cant be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# he enjoyed your post very much.
He laughed so hard and suddenly that he spit beer on his monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# thank you!
can i carry you round all the time to explain all the things i say that people dont get

ie everything
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# you need
one of Mr Stoats handy monitor protecting plastic bags. just need worry about shirt dribble then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# oooh
what be this magical device then?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/2856037

*thanks Mr Stoat*
\salutes
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# That poor Jack Russell Terrier!
Tut-tut! Bad Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Its
that big coz its a lion, cunningly disguised as a fluffy cat!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Bending his neck like that
can't be comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# well
i cant see any seams
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# meeooorrr
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Seamless
.
(scubadog, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# come on
be kind, lets eradicate seamless and threadwaste from out minds
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Aww, spoil our fun.
Fine. ^^
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# SEAMLESS
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# please stop saying that
sarcasm is often liable to cause offense
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Is that so?
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# yes
so there
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# people should say Seamless more
then i can buy bread for a week!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# That
is a rather large cat.

Beaut piece of pshopping there mate...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# malesess*
*May be an anagram
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# nice weather for ducks
(J R Hartley, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# ducks fucking rule!
100% fact

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# AWESOME
w/y/h.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# those kids
dont seem very excited that they're on a fucking massive duck
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Oooh
Duck Animation, nice.

Woo too yoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Aww, but they are cute.
Woo to you and your posh little ducks.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Love that song
Been meaning to get lemon Jelly and Kill bill album for ages now.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# AARGGGHHH!!


GET IT AWAAAAYYY!!! *cowers under the desk*

yes, I did post something similar last night... this is just 100% scarier is all.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# hes
got no nose...
(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# how does he smell
?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Terrible
He never showers.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# so they can hide in cherry trees
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# it was an iron bar
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh, so it's one of them things, is it.
*sits forlornly outside of the inside joke*
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# footprints in the butter
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Time for a new couch?
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# to visit his flat mates
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Over the Severn Bridge
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# to get to the other side
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Haven't we got
a vase?
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# orange you glad
i didn't say banana?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# That's
a current's trick.
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Alaska
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# Dr
who?
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# I've been wondering how his glasses stay on
Or, in fact, why he *has* glasses, seeing how he's blind. apparently.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# eeeew
that is a very disturbing image..
(Kayozz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Oooooooh! That reminds me...
*runs to video store to rent Big Trouble in Little China

woo to the pic. Eeeerie.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# If we are doing semi-reposts


In response to the shopping the photo of me with the drinking and the whatnot and the being at work and lazy and things.

Yes.
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Hey!!!
I'ma have to find that picture now.

I'm HOPING I didn't trash it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# It's
in my profile :P
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I win.



ha.


Edit:Now its photoshopped.
(noaudience, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# the fat cat contest?
did i miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# why do I keep reading
OUT YOU DEMONS OF SURREY
every time you post?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# cos
your seeing what you want to see

plus surrey has the highest demon content per square mile than the rest of the UK. 100% FACT*

actual demon content may vary from advertised amount
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# I met the surrey demons once
they offered me popcorn
(Cockfosters!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh
right
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# i was once
a demon in Surrey*


*this actually is true, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# There is a hellmouth in Surrey*
*The above statement cannot be proven
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# dont tell buffy
whatever you do
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# AAARRRHHHGGGG!!!!!
what the hell is that?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# "WHY AM I SOOOO BIG?"
Tiddles said whilst looking down at the other cats
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# hmmm
nice pussy

i would (to both)

edit 2: unless evidence can be provided that you did in fact shop that picture i will have to revoke my woo. however the i would still stands
edit 3: the woo is hereby revoked.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# now now
lets not be rude to newcomers

where are your manners.

ask permission first
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# but where's the sport in that?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# my friend has a theory
if you can die and still win, its a sport

if you can die and cant win, its a game
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# good point
*retracts previous statement after seeing pic is ripped from another site*

you can have her without asking now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# good
call
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# hmmmm


i don't mean to seem rude, (welcome to b3ta and stuff)

but did you make that? i'm sure i've seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# That's not real.
1. No bridge.
2. There's no cat in the world that large.*
3. I can't believe it.


*100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# hmm?
www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp
(Mr_Rense, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Well spotted.
So the next question is:
Why aren't we all shouting at this person for posting un-altered photos that they found lying around the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# we are
just very subtly
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# actually it's their first post
if you shout, i'll give you a wedgie
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# thats why i mentioned the subtle part

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# BLAH BLAH SHOUT BLAH
*INSERT ABUSIVE NEWBIE COMMENT HERE*

awaits wedgie
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/2859622
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# and your point is?
that was reasonably fluffy and to someone who had just said "wtf" as well

shouting is cunty
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# it was sarcastically fluffy

which is much better than shouting any day
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# agreed
No offense. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# i cant be arsed
im eating prawn crackers.
(Mr_Rense, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# pr0n crackers?
with extra jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Indeed...
And it's been there for a few weeks now.
(JamesG, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# That, madam,
is one freaking enormous cat.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# thats a fat pussy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# it's not fat
it's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# that's what they all say

myself included
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# and me
..
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mind you, he/she'd flatten My other cats (the Mofo huge cat, not the girl)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# I do beleive that
that is not your cat, correct me if I'm wrong. But that is a far cut down version
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Haha!
I like the edit
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# your go!
(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# wtf
i dont get it
(saving ryans privates!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# they're planets not marbles
keep up dear
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# thats good that is
have a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# That's no moon!
... hang on... it is.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOO
'tis amazing
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# I love
the way mars is burning a hole in the floor

very clever indeedly
(Johnny Fantastic, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# the big
hot orange thing that burns is the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Can you
do a clicky thingy to a biggy piccy so I can wallpapery it please please please.

I really likey thaty

*fuckysocksy Yy buttony stucky againy*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# coo, ta!
well, i would if i could- how you do it?
(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Twas it
a photo of your's...
hey...no worries...sorted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# It's Him Again, The Sly Bugger

As requested by Amazongirl. I would animate it, but quite frankly I couldn't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# ...
(osiem, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!
I thank you, so does Kit
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Quick, and very dirty, so very sorry
I heard this song on the radio and had to get this out of my head... bonus points to whoever guesses the song and artist

okay fine... it's derived from Lionel Ritchie's "Stuck on you" *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# sheep sheep song by shear?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# \This might be Glasscock
but anyways...

What have coke put in the water?

Go to www.dasani.com/

then click downloads

then hover your mouse over the woman in the centre of the screen.

Made me giggle
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Heh heh
'spunk'
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hahahaha >infinite<
(alexnessie \o/., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# what posseses people to make an entirely flash based website
it's just shit and annoying given that this is an advert for tap water


blooming heck!! that's better than i expected :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# AAAH!
*remembers having loads of dasani on the airplane*
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# that made me almost spit
wifebeater on my monitor

very funny
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# ahahhah
thank god I never drunk any
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Purile? Maybe.

Either way, it made me laugh like a schoolgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# That's fantastic
Coca Cola do have a sense of humour. HURRAH!
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Pffft!
That's the best catchphrase for tapwater I've ever seen*

*This may be a challenge
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# genius
Spunk indeed...!

Coke really are a bunch of twunts.

3,000 times the price of tap water, when it tastes like tap water and, in fact, IS tap water.

AND they claim to have remove all the bacteria. Which is redundant and vaguely offensive coz that's what water filter plants do for chrissakes. Its kind of a law, you know.

If you want to get political as well...They've been busy lead poisoning Indian farmers with lead-filled slush claiming its good fertilizer, too. Cue inside-out babies.

Absolute twunts. Never buy anything affiliated with'em. Please
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Whats with all this mspaint stuff....? I like it!
(devilstick, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# I say its paint
celebration evening. Nice mash
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Wednesday night paintmash night....
Thats a good idea, me muchos likos!
(devilstick, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# shame MSPaint is really hard for someone with little talent,
(like me) to actually draw something good...see
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# THAT
is goddamned beautiful

SHIRT IT!

SHIRT IT HARRRRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

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