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# I'm new - I've read the FAQ thanks much.
THIS ISN'T AN IMAGE. It's a link to a fluffy piece of pie that I found..

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)
# welcome new person
fraid it's a glass cock though
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Glasscock?
What may I ask is that?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)
# he he
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# he hehehe
hehehehehe
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)
# he hehehehehe
hehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehe heehehehehehe
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)
#
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#
ye gods that laughter is unstoppable
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:08, archived)
# a link that's been posted
ad nauseam already. :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)
# links you may like for the future include
www.4rthur.com/dict.php which will explain what the hell we're on about
and the ones in my profile which do other things
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)
# you may have read the FAQ but there is a lot more to the board
a glass cock refers to a picture of a lady golfer kissing a trophy, only the trophy from the camera angle is phallic and has been shown to everyone on the internet

therefore a link that has been seen before is called a glasscock
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)
# My....
... you are an oddity... aren't you.... Hmmmm....?
Edit : What Lu said.... just below this....
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)
# i think opera has gone mad, this is my current selection of "relevant text ads"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)
# expert help
in hanging upside down.... now theres something i didnt realise i needed.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)
# I'd go for hanging upside-down
that 2nd option looks a bit suspicious hiding behind it's german/frenchness
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)
# Had to be done.

don't know why I bother.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)
# kittens and
speed...



(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)
# lol!
spongtastic!
And woo to the driving kitty
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)
# for one minute
there i was gonna question a kitten driving a car. then i saw the shark. gotta be true.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Bloody hell
I didnt even notice the shark. Cant be true though: no bridge or helicopter
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)
# hehe, woo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] My 1st ever Compo Post
and only my second real post.

be gentle.

(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)
# fudgin heck
second real post and you've donated


/feels bad, must get job
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)
# Been lurking
for aaaaaaaaaages.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:48, archived)
# My house....
... is made mainly of wood.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)
# i live in student accommodation
therefore mine is made mainly of chip board (that includes the walls)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)
# Haha!
Marvy Louse!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)
# hehe
my seal of approval
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop sniggering at the back, boy!!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaahaahahaaahahahahahahahahhhah
poifect
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)
# WOO YEY
Very grrrreat! I used to play dat one all the time
(, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Noooooo... don't eat kitty!


Oh s'late.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)
# that's terrible!
No!!!!!!
Run kitty! Run!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)
# but it's good
for you...



(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)
# The other...
...white meat.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)
# i probably would...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)
# repo for
the shift


(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)
# lovely.
albeit slightly confusing....
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:38, archived)
# i feel the would would be a far better place with more
polar poo sex
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)
#
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# i'd hate to be his chiropractor.
although I would make a lot of money fixing his spine.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:39, archived)
# errr...
is there an exorcist in the house?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:41, archived)
# yay!
my kitty can do that too...

didn't realize it when he was a kitten, but i guess diablo is a suitable name for him...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:41, archived)
# My kitty did that once...
Only once, though.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)
# She's waiting for
the larger model to become more fashionable
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Its all the rage you know
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# all the chicken heads
be quiet!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)
# clarse
tharse cool

i w3ish i sporke berter engrlish
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)
# harhar
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:31, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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# huzzah!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)
# haha
fool!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)
# woo!
nice!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhh
now i get it!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# woo
loverly!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Ooh......
... sweet.....
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)
# that guy is really really scary
please tell me that's not you, and if it is, please just tell me where the children's bodies are buried.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Most
Woo!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# The MONSTERS!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)
# arf!
nool
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)
# I bloody knew it!!
Though saying that, it's extremely Woo!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)
# .
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)
# hahah
brilliant!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# there's GOT to be an easier way to make crosswalks...
...though i can't think of one offhand...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Before I nod off, George had something to demonstrate...
he could drink a whole pint...


(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)
# down in one! down in one!
down in... yaaaay!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)
# i'm off
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)
# night
ill be off as soon as i remember how to use my legs again.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# I can't sleep now
my eyes are burningh
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Oh!
Well Done George :)

Nighty night.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# g'night
/face falls on keyboard
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)
# awww
bet he's pissed tho
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming to a Bog near You

Rated D for Danger Danger Danger!
Click Croc for Biggness
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# Woo!
Yay :D
Smashing.
I love him, I do.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# crickey is an expression that should be used more!
*100% fact* \woo pic
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)
# May I suggest
a hyphenation?

As in, "crikey-woo!"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:08, archived)
# that game shit's me up
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# does Steve Irwin
play Gator Golf too?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Nighty.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)
# This is just
so

Sweet

Penguins are the cutest bird
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Woo Pic
And another slumbering 'guin
click
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Nighty night.
Dream of happy shiny things.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)
# aww
g'night
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] fine then.


that's how it's gonna be, eh Brad? yeah, well, you'll be sorry when i don't invite you to Teaparty Club.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:52, archived)
# hahah
woo! that's great!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# i was hoping someone else would ask
so that i didn't look like a numpty, but i don't get it.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)
# fort club...
didn't you ever build forts as a kid?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# excellent
numpty it is then, and a woo to the pic too
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)
# no worries...
had i not made it, i probably wouldn't have gotten it either.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)
# That
Is outstanding!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:33, archived)
# :)
good one.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Haha!
I love this, it is woo.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 4:56, archived)
# Shit Pun alert!


I know, but I had to get it out there...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# im sorry i dont get it
gun pie?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:52, archived)
# You fool......
... it's 'revolvercake'... obviously....
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)
# one point five pie?
Its gotta be good.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:44, archived)
# Is the answer......
... shitpun.jpg....?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:52, archived)
# pie gun, revolver flan?
shooter crust?

can we have a clue?

steak an wesson pie?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)
# 5 seconds
on the shot clock?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Ohh
THat looks so yummy looking o.o
Whats the pun?
Hot lead? Hot gun? Hot? Cheese?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:54, archived)
# magnum P.I. ?
woo
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:54, archived)
# that must be it!
very fine sir

\edit. Woo to that pie eh.. pun eh.. pic
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# teehee
nice
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# *groan*
..........

:)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# gotta be
it, well done there.

(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# that is not

a magnum, though, is it?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Well...
Google Images said it was, and that's all that mattered to me ;)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)
# then woo

and yay.

That's clever!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# i havn't got a clue, guns are shit
100% fact
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# its not ready yet
needs another 20 mins.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# *boom boom dissssch*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)
# *takes a bow*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# could be
it's got a wide barrel suggesting a large calibre round.

it's a .380 Bruni, the airsoft version
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Well done that man!
That's been going round my head for the last two days, that has!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)
# well
and we all like it.

at least i do
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# seconded
:)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] .


"it was always a dodgy transformer" (HMHB)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:44, archived)
# /snort!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
# i really wish the matrix had made better use of comic sans
i might've liked it more
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
# and a really odd scene
where a flashing salesmen shouts:

"are you stupid? Yes No Yes No"
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:47, archived)
# in the 30 seconds i spent searching for the right font
it was actually the best match, and that's what i'm going to say in court.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Comic Sans
rules the Matrix
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Arrrgh
its pulsating!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)
# that is very
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Lol
Very woosome.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Lies!
It rocked and you know it!
optional linky repost
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:47, archived)
# lol
cool
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:48, archived)
# yes!
that was in time to the song i am listening to.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)
# ahaha
oh yes
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)
# scarlextric was truely awesome... we still have a vague plan to build a maaaaassive setup in a mates garage
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# ace
it's in the fucking loft for a reason!!!!!!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:48, archived)
# My first photoshop
here you go...

its crap, and took me hours!

(and i am linking it, as it is too big)

www.housegryphondwarf.co.uk/jo/duffinator.jpg
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:33, archived)
# hyooj!!
but what does it mean???
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:36, archived)
# nothing!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:38, archived)
# don't knock yourself
it looks fine keep up the good work and it'll get better and better
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:37, archived)
# why thankyou !
now i just need photoshop classes :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Hello.....
... good evening and welcome...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:37, archived)
# *bows*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:39, archived)
# You may now rise.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)
# *rises*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:52, archived)
# hooray! top stuff for a first crack
welcome aboard the b3ta love train, next stop erm.... badgerville!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Toot Toot
chug chug chug, chug chug chug, chug chug chug

/alcoholic
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:40, archived)
# bloody good for a first shop!
Well, you seem to know how things work around here. Carry on.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:41, archived)
# i don't mind, so long as they pay due respects to my cock
it's all good
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# oh indeed, respect is due.
*doffs cock cap
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# *smiles*
am some what of a lurker...
and having had most of my last posts flamed, am quite happy with above responce *grins*
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# don't worry about that.
it only takes a mistake at the wrong time to have a barrage of unfluff. Wipe yourself down and try again- that's the best way.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:45, archived)
# did you get the wonderful picture
TheFelineAnarchist made for you it was marvellous
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
# yup!
got it saved and everything! Also saw the fantastic grandma :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)
# they're wonderful arent they
top marks to her
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)
# oo!
The paintmash on your profile is lovley!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)
# makes me wish I could draw!
In fact: I shall learn.

edit: ooh, not thought of putting it in the profile. Well, it does need dusting down anyway.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)
# yes...
need a "don't be crap to newbies" picture, next :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the older viewers
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:32, archived)
# it's a DVD though

\
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:34, archived)
# Straight
to vid, I'm afraid. WTF it's late! ;)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:35, archived)
# woo
NIGHT Y'ALL!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Yeah
TTFN
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:36, archived)
# night mate
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Kill 'em Pingu
Found a new version of Smack the Penguin, but this time it's different...

http://www.technetguru.com/games/game.php?id=48
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:25, archived)
# good, but not great.
Is there a new official one out yet?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:31, archived)
# a third one?
not that i've seen, i like the second though
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:32, archived)
# hey, only 9 days til my
second b3taversary!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:32, archived)
# cool
i.m 6 off my 1st. already made the celebratory pic :-)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:33, archived)
# 7 days for me.
:-)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:34, archived)
# 307
i think
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:36, archived)
# it's a race!
actually, I had an earlier zog that somehow got lost. he was a 1600er.. probably been two years since a month or two now.

(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:41, archived)
# hehehe
i like that
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 1:32, archived)

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