FabulousMut may I say I did the first pic of this wonderful bandwagon:
b3ta.com/board/3060235
edit: erm, Mut = but.
(b3ta.com/board/3060235
edit: erm, Mut = but.
gnu2000,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Secret Government Departments"){kind=small}
Bringing annoyance to the web since 1995
Reme Philips laid an epic dump on,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:14,
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Since the 1980s......they've been keeping VERY quiet:
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:14,
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ahaahhv good - but they missed about just outside my house - been there for far too long... !
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fakker,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:15,
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that's where it all wentwoo
i always thought it was cat poo that was white
(i always thought it was cat poo that was white
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:15,
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wooJust the other day me and my mate were having a chat about the dissapearence of white dog dumps. It truly is a mystery.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16,
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I KNOW this one.People aren't feeding their dogs bones anymore, so they're not getting as much calcium that way, hence no white poo. *FACT*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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Yes......that's what they want you to think.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:20,
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*sound of mind detonating*THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!THE CONSPIRACY!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:24,
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Wow.I thought it was because People realised Tippex wasn't a good substitute for pets water.
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Stickman_ben,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:21,
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White Dog Shit is no morebecaus ethey stopped putting chalk in dog food.
Or is that total bollocks?
Who knows.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16,
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Or is that total bollocks?
Who knows.
Who indeed.Only those in the Ministry...
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:18,
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Aaaahhh...conflicting theoriesYours seems more likely to not be total fantasy...!!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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You didn't see where it was parked....
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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thought i'd score some points with the fellasand post some boobs
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:12,
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i wouldshe's obviously a 36 C
yay for norks!
(yay for norks!
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:12,
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thank youi try :-)
you could tell because of the gravitational elongation of the bosom..therefore subtract 1 size from percieved fullness..
and based on fullness of upper nork/shoulders..ratio equals 36
(you could tell because of the gravitational elongation of the bosom..therefore subtract 1 size from percieved fullness..
and based on fullness of upper nork/shoulders..ratio equals 36
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:18,
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seriouslyaside from the bosom..
have a woo for the shopping :-)
(have a woo for the shopping :-)
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:21,
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ty!no they aren't mine, but i get to use them now and again..i post photos to photosig that me and hubby take, but mine are similar..a boob is a boob
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:24,
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i believe he is interested in yoursbtw photosig is a pretty cool site.. checking it out now
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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it's awesome for source pics, but then i started submittinglove to take pics
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:30,
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hardhouseswerve AT aol DOT com ty
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:38,
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ok..gimme an hr to put some togetherand change my kid+feed him
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44,
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quite truethey are nutritious too
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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they extremely nice norksNORKS NORKS hehe boobies
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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17,
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frustrated secretary you sayask summat about kittens, the best profile helper in the world
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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indeedi will help you make a purdy profile if you want :)
(
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:22,
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yeah i can give you a base css code and you just put in the coloursif you like
see my profile for an idea of the results
(see my profile for an idea of the results
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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Thank you, that would be lovelyIs this because I mentioned the size of my baps perchance???!! Har de har har.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:28,
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not at all/whistles innocently
hang on a sec and i'll put up a bit of code for you
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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ok peeps do this <style type="text/css"> then the below text, then </style>body { background-color: INSERT COLOUR FOR BODY; color: TEXT COLOUR; } div { background-color: BACKGROUND COLOUR; } *#topbar { background-color: TOPBAR COLOUR; color: TEXT COLOUR; font: bold; width: 600px; height: 160px; border-style: inset; border-width: 5px; border-color: BORDERCOLOUR; } *#mainbar { background-color: MAINBARCOLOUR; color: MAINTEXTCOLOUR; text-align: centre; width: 600px; border-style: outset; border-width: 5px; border-color: BORDER COLOUR; text-align: center; } *.w { color: TOPBARTEXTCOLOUR; } *.profileboxouter { background-color: BACKGROUND COLOUR FOR FP/ANSWER BOXES; color: TEXTCOLOUR; border-style: outset; border-width: 5px; border-color: BORDERCOLOUR; }
replacing the bits in bold for the colours of your choice
find the colour chart here
(replacing the bits in bold for the colours of your choice
find the colour chart here
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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wellnow I'm confused. That must be a show I missed, or else you are sprouting rubbish....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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it'sthe new username, it's got me confused.
Oh fucksocks, don't bother, I'm off to make some tea and have one of these excellent Lemon and ginger McV Digestives.
Pffft.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45,
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Oh fucksocks, don't bother, I'm off to make some tea and have one of these excellent Lemon and ginger McV Digestives.
Pffft.
you'll want thishomepage.ntlworld.com/djol/b3ta/bpma/
it makes it easy
(it makes it easy
lemony,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:36,
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ooohthat's pretty swish :)
yeah just go there
(yeah just go there
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:37,
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awh now your redundant:(
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:40,
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ahhh bapsi mean no just being fluffy he helped me with mine so i guessed your baps couldn't hurt in the helping you stakes
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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Woo!Source picture please!
*fwap*
(*fwap*
Christian Bale of Hay in a field,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:13,
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THE NORKSTHE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:14,
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THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
what is a nork?sorry i'm a girl and not from around these parts
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:15,
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i figured but wanted to be sure before i repeat itaren't they lovely?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17,
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quitewhomever she is..she should be proud
must stop, as i donot wish to appear too perverse
(must stop, as i donot wish to appear too perverse
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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You can stop her by shoving a terrys chocolate orange into her skull!Someone please do it!
Haven't we already seen that?(not that it's not woosome or anything)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:07,
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no i just made itbut the pun has proabbly been made before.. about a million times
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:08,
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surelyDawn of the Bread, Butter, Jam, Cheese, Pickle, Marmite, Spam, Ketchup, Mayonaise, Mustard, Salami, Bacon, Chips, Crsips...
The fat bitch.
YES, CRSISP's WLAKERS CRSISP's
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:08,
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The fat bitch.
YES, CRSISP's WLAKERS CRSISP's
facist sizist.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:10,
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I am not a facist or a sizist"The bigger the cushin the better the pushin" Frank Zappa RIP
(,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:11,
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OK feeling fat and tetchy today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:13,
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oh hang it all.I feel really crappy and poo. I wish I wasn't such a smart alec and stuff.
You are lovely, pirate ladee. That is all.
(You are lovely, pirate ladee. That is all.
Stickman_ben,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:12,
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oops sorrydid notice how many times you edited, i apreciate the compliment (now stop feeling crappy)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:28,
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For those of you seeking work..Word is Hammas has a couple of openings.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:02,
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i thought it was just city phone boxes had that
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:02,
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ha ha ha ha hahorny goat
ha ha ha ha ha
/doffs cap
/finds woo underneath
/presents woo to monkeon
(ha ha ha ha ha
/doffs cap
/finds woo underneath
/presents woo to monkeon
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:04,
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foot & mouth massage shedBrilliant my good man, woo!
( Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:28,
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Seals.
with regards to
trust me to post moments before a torrent of posting...
Stickman_ben,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:02,
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Seal clubbing?Aarrgh, the pun, the pun, the pun, the pun, the pun etc.
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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Its Kelly Brook!Hottest woman in the world!!!!!!
oops posted under wrong message sorry
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:07,
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oops posted under wrong message sorry
mmmmmmmkelly's norks.
That's brook, not matthew or henry and especially not lorraine.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:00,
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That's brook, not matthew or henry and especially not lorraine.
this is true**for a given value of true.
I still don't think that Henry's are any where as nice as Kelly's.
MMMM Kelly
*Fwap*etc...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:03,
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I still don't think that Henry's are any where as nice as Kelly's.
MMMM Kelly
*Fwap*etc...
My first pic on here (if it doesn't redex that is)
edit...Ta for the comments.
Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:51,
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hoorah!no redex
paintmash
hummus
and pun
a clean sheet start
woo and welcome etc etc etc
(paintmash
hummus
and pun
a clean sheet start
woo and welcome etc etc etc
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:53,
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Yay!A decent,funny paintmash!!
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:54,
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Ha ha hayou got it wrong.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:58,
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yepI am fik.
dumbass
stoopid
sleepy
so very sleepyyyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:59,
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dumbass
stoopid
sleepy
so very sleepyyyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Have some coco,and then go to bed, you'll feel much better.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:03,
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*takes coco*Thanks,
Can't....sleep......kids....keeping....me.....awake....AAAAAAA....GGGGGG......
/kirk
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:05,
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Can't....sleep......kids....keeping....me.....awake....AAAAAAA....GGGGGG......
/kirk
part three is here!is this what you meant, summat to do with kittens?
first has been lost to the board, but it is still in my msn group
second has suffered the same fate
(first has been lost to the board, but it is still in my msn group
second has suffered the same fate
rabid peanut - s'fucking right,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:51,
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ha ha ha ha hai really do love you
to itty bitty pieces
(to itty bitty pieces
summat to do with kittens,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:52,
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woo nicely done.TRIVIA QUESTION: Connection between this pic and "the plane the plane" one immediately below?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:53,
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They've both been posted on the messageboard!What do I win?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:55,
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You don't win. But you do get to imaginethat "BIH BAAAWWH" noise from Family Fortunes for when people guessed wrong.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:58,
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ArseI like to think of it saying 'FUCK AAAAAALLLL'. Which is usually what the Family Stupid go away with.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:01,
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I giveThe only thing I can think of is far too tenuous to be correct
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:57,
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not quite surebut im certain its something to do with malcom mcdowell
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:58,
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Yup he played Montalban's character in the short-livedremake of Fantasy Island.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:00,
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DamnI knew someone would have got there first. And yours have hats too.
/Sulks.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:24,
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/Sulks.
Ah the punnage!*Falls over*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:50,
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Well I feel like a mong.For a moment I thought the guy on the left was The Fonz...
(,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:50,
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Ooof!Mind you, I do feel good for apparently reintroducing Herve Villechaize to the board.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:51,
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OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:46,
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Nice(but that has been done loads)
Still woo though :)
(Still woo though :)
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:47,
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Hey it's my cousin Reggie!Woo!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:47,
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top classwell done mr-wobbles-but-won't-fall-down
w
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etc.....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:46,
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w
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etc.....
Woo!You will not use the word party as a verb in my shop!
(
Noit happy baby orangutan,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:47,
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I'm sure I left my air guitar around here somewhere...
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:51,
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