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Variation on a meme....

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)

those eyes are frightening

/goes to make an omelet

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)

they are definately not what you would class as 'come to bed' eyes

probably more 'you look at me like that again i will cut you up so bad you are goin to wish i didnt cut you up so bad' eyes

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

shake the eyes...

... and they'll say 'yes' 'no' 'maybe' or 'ask me later'!

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CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)

I've just realised,

they should flash like disco lights....

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)

makes me wanna go "clubbing"

repost

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Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

Tony loves George's special sauce.

Much woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

Pea-roast

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

No! Argh!

No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh! No! Argh!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)

Try it

it works!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)

Just tried!

No it doesn't!!

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karatesausage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)

Fooled U!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)

calm down

its not going to kill you

unless it goes mad and goats you to death...

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1one

You horrid fiendish person you. Now I need to wash my eyes out with cats.

You heard me. Cats. Not soap. Cats.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)

Fabulous! Subservient Twat

I wonder if Bush tried typing "have a wank" like everyone else...or was that just me.....

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Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

I would never do such a thing

*Looks sheepish*

(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

i did

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

I don't believe it...

I told the chicken to YMCA and he did.

(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)

I was amused that "burger king is shit"

produced a thumbs up, considering they sponsored it.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)

I just knew that was what he did all day

Forward, forward, turn around Ha Ha

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

Woo!!!

Little bit of politics..

/Ben Elton

(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

Did anyone else notice...

that there's someone in the Subservient Chicken's kitchen?

(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)

The answer

To all my questions about their relationship. Woo, and indeed, Yay.

(Kong, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)

featuring two of my favourite foods...

(51, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

how does he smell?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

you forgot to write

answer courtesy of...

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

oops

above answer courtesy of obvious answers ltd™

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

your names are a positive delight

in other news, the barrel roll is almost finished :D

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

yay!

/jumps round office like a loony

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

nice reply

from the prince of taco-bell

(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

water and bacteria?

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

like it

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

duck is delicious

but why would anybody eat a syphilitic penis ... ?

w/y

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

Better or worse?

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MartinH, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

ARF!!

woo yay

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slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

hahaha! to the power of 12!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

Ace.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

fantasticalness!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

Your eyesight can deteriorate

if you polish your droid too much.

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Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

i was soo scared when i had my eye test that i'd end up with those huge things

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

Now that is funny

Woo Yay

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)

hahahaha

too much laughter for this quiet, crappy office!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

I'm having difficulty

making out the last line of the chart...

Even with my contacts in.

(Pseudonym, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)

Yay!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)

A source pic for you all!

My computer has been royally buggered at work - I cant even open paint without getting a huge crash, SO seeing I cant mess with my own picture - can someone else do it for me? :-)

A cup of...

(Ush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

YOU PHOTOSHOPPED IN A PAPER CUP!

HAHAHA

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

Yes

thats cos i am THAT funny

well i had ideas - but MSPaint is blocked! HAHAHAHAHA

(Ush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

is his name Keith?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

Keith?

WHAAAAAAAT?!

(Ush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)

Scotch Egg Keith?

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CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)

Thinking outside of the box...

(Halfcircle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)

don't know why...

My access to photoshop has been denied today - but I can still play..

(Halfcircle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)

thats rather good.....

i like!

(Ush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)

If you don't shave soon

You will get a beard..

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)

too

late

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)

not that late

hahahaha - some werewolf looks on me!!!

(Ush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)

coming soon....

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slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

ooh looking good!

my drawing is no match for yours good sah!
keef, 2 days old and counting

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

I'm going to paint my pc case like a spectrum

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

do it, take photos, post on the web.

rob's geeky side will probably guarantee its newsletter worthyness

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

woo to Keef!

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slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

haha

That is genius. I coughed up some cheese sandwich it was that good.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

looks amazing.

I can't wait. Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

1...2...3...4

... do the Happy Otter Spaz Dance!!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

marvelloos!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

otterly great!

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

*shakes head*

*cries*

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Banana, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Did they arrive on the "special bus"

The one on the left is making me giggle like a girl

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

He's got

a l'otter talent, so he has.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Threadjack

Anyone remember the site which gave you silly choices like eating your shit, or having your nails drawn????

Woo, incidently.

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Banana, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

This one?

here

Woo to the spacky otters

(ReLiC, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Yay!

Thanks!

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Banana, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)

hahahahahahha

That is fab!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

SPAZDANCE

You crazy otters !

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Darryn.R, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

*giggles like a schoolgirl on the top deck of a rickety bus*

huzzouplayay!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

yaaaay!

i love that sooooo much!

*does spaz dance*

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

That is so

woo and yay and hoopla.

*leaves to buy hat and find club to do the Happy Otter Spaz Dance*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)

that is spazmagorically fantastic.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

*spazzes out on desk*

brilliant of course technically i have just laughed really loudly as my boss was walkin passed and now he lookin at me really funny

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

love it!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

That is both

a) very silly

and b) the funniest thing that I have seen for a while (in fact probably since your last post you talented git :-))

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)

happy otters

sounds a bit *rude* doesn't it?

wahey!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)

Well, no, I can't see why...

Ahhh, maybe you're thinking of "Stoked Beavers". But thats a bit different.

(Nicodemus, King of Rats, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)

Is this legal?

(Stacker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

it may be legal

but that`s no moon!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

Probably

Now if he was licking Darth's helmet I'd be on the phone to the police right now.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

You are the ball lickers!

You that lick the balls! We will so fuck you up etc etc etc

\the movie nerd

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)

Pfft, some movie nerd

You didn't even get that bit right =P

(Tetsuo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

"NOBODY!

Fucks wi'da Jay-zus"

(Nefarious Tim, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)

Sping Spong Balls - Ocassions set (special edition)

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

love the spong balls

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

Seal Clubbing

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)

my seal of approval

delightful

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

My Seal of Approval

Woo to the pic!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

Best reply ever

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

I think I have that pic as a poster on my bedroom wall

(It's a leftover relic from my youth, when I cared about saving warm, fluffy animals)

(Pseudonym, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)

hehehe

i like this version best yet!

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

that's a multiple been-done

but the afro and smile get a big ol' disco "woo"

edit/TJ/GC: www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_926480.html - geeeenius (if you assume KFC employees are hard-of-thinking)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

he he

I thought it might have been done! Too obvious i guess :-)

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

Clubbing

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

Smashing! w/y/h!

Poor buggers. Any fancy a spot of seal-clubber-clubbing?

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)

You, sir, have the honour of receiving my first woo-pic

OK - I'm sure it's been before, but I thought of it all by myself...

(Pseudonym, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)

no reason..

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

this one is good!

i deleted that other one.. maybe i'll link to it instead as yuo suggested. go here to see the office unfriendly picture i made: click me!

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

i think we saw enough of it to get the point

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)

you did the girl?

shoulda clicked on edit :-)

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

Imagine being the mother of Mick Hucknel

You couldn't go out for the people wanting to kill you.

I also love the way the lady in the pic is spreading her legs with somewhat abandon, and yet she is modestly covering her breasts.

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magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

Animate it!!!

Animate it Hard!

Edit: How rude of me! Woo!

The lesson here kids is that fart jokes ARE funny!

(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

working on it

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

yes

this one is asking to be animated!

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

arf! *parp*

(although the pedant in me wants to point out that at the time they would have been speaking anglo-saxon and old norman french rather than the late middle english suggested by "thine" which wouldn't have been used for another few hundred years)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

back at ya

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)

Ah thanks

Would it be 'thouest' then? Not that I have any idea about these things (apart from reading Timeline and saying 'methinks' for a month afterwards).

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)

hahaha

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

Jus' like that....

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Darryn.R, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

Spiffy !!

Woo :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

hoorah!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

fupp

thats fuppin brilliant you grasshole. Fuppin baxtered gimme gimme tommy kitten

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

fupp off

that my fuppin spot.

(bigbomba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)

haha

wonderful spongage!

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

oh good show!

tommy coopurr?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

wow

i likey that.. fez's should be worn by more people

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)

And kittens. Don't forget the kittens.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)

fezulous!

nicely shopped, sir!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

*Squeals*

Yay!

(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

oh rather!

*applauds*

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

hurrah!

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)

that woo

too!

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)

hehe

cat in fez. heh

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)

I continue to be baffled.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)

no!

that's too damn funny!

LOLing like a crayzeh man!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

Is the trick the fact that the shadow is seemingly reversed.

Or am I just pessimistic.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:43, archived)

useful in everyday life.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

lovely :)
fancy a game of sping SPONG!

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

Sping,

sping a spong.
Sping it loud,
Sping it long!
It don't matter if it aint good enough for anyone else to hear.
Just sping, sping a spong.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

*spings*

(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)

*drifts back to mrs blaymyre's choir lessons 1976*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)

But

can you see with them?

Woo.

(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

and

are they luminous?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

the next range will include luminous

a blood shot special should be out in time for Glastonbury.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)

no, you still need your eyes

Sping Spong are not working optics

(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

that an eye in your fanny or are you just ....

did anyone ever eat at Pizza Punani in mornington cresent?

(doktored, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)

We love spongs!

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)

how handy!

ancient re-spong:

I'll take two packets and some extra strong spong glue please.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)

King kong sting spong playing ping pong?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

cigar

is in the post
(unless you just peeked at the filename - in which case a packet of rothmans silver is down the back of the sofa)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)

I promise I didn't cheat

(although it does look like it doesn't it...)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)

my re-spong

is older than your re-spong

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

*doffs cap*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)

woo!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Obscure?

Musicians often found Pythagerous' comma to be obstructive when composing...

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Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

pythagoras?

wooyay!

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

tee hee hee

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

random i know.

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

ahhh bummers

they're the new pakis
/jimdavidson

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

i did think about putting

Mick Hucknall in there.... i know he's not a bummer but he looks like one!

(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

I dunno

I think it'd be just as funny

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)

to the discerning eye

hucknall looks more like a cunt
(possibly because that is what he is)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)

New Post milestone

just over a month too.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

I've only posted 3000 or so.

In almost 2 years :)

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tef, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

3616

two and a bit months....

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

masher

::snicker

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

now i just feel terrible

we joined on pretty much the same day

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

17722 in 13.5 months

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

Good Lord

Do you work from home.......

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Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

may have lower then that let me check....
meanwhile here is a zombie

(doktored, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

ooh

2666

well 2667 now i would of thought.

(doktored, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)

you are making me feel bad now with my measely 300

but congrats on the milestone

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)

i never get this thing anyway

so someone has posted a lot.

what a big achievement.

it's not like typing stuff into a form is tricky.

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

but twas done without the aid of

teh upla0d c0edz

'ning rob

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

depends

on the dexterity of your tongue

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

Have

you ever tried it....?

no... thought so.

(doktored, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)

lol damn you

i have to clean my monitor

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

I hope

you came on it.

err, I better go crawl back under my stone.
On the other hand, I hate dreamweaver and sites i get given to update that have been used to make them... I can't help myself I just have to through taking out all the rowspans and font tags... grrr.... why can't i be sloppy too.

it did have a connection after all.

(doktored, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)

good point

thank you for making me feel better again I think its general percentage of actual pics posted that should matter

damn now i feel bad again cause mine are all shit

Oh and thanks for the site and stylish t-shirt wear

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)

Now that's just cruel...

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Also the funniest.

(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)

Agreed

Surely we should instead have a pissing competition based on the percentage of FPs..?

(goes and counts)
4103 messages, 44 front pages. That's a 1.07238 on the Magic Donkey scale for me.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)

can we not just have a pissing competition

based on the distance we can piss?
/oldfashioned

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)

it was height for us

i will kick your ass

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

you're quite right *considers sneaky edit*

although by any rules kicking in the ass/arse is cheating, shirley.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

I always preferred

going for height myself, but it's not my show.

What say you, mods? Height, distance, or taste?

edit - Damn it, someone can mindpiss higher than I can...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)

We should have

an actual pissing competition, with a printout measuring scale.

(tomsk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)

honesty box

or webcam evidence?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

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dribbler..................................................................sprinkler..................................................................streamer..................................................................powershooter..................................................................gusher...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................cheat

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)

Mel's new film

An historically accurate portrayal of how wrongly-convicted, brave men saved Australia from a bunch of savages to claim their rightful home and freedom.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)

but what would you say if you got your nuts stuck in a zipper?

:-)

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)

Aiiiiiiiii eeeeOU OU OU OU OHHHHHHHHHHH da da da da darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!

-edit- damn it, tricked again by clever editing... but the same sound probably applies

(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)

His war cry: I love torture best of all the punishments!

Sorry, sorry.

(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)

apparently

he hammers home the stereotypes and historical inaccuracies with his own hands
the utter utter cunt
w/y/h

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)

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