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# Pinocchio eventually came to enjoy lying about his sexual prowess...
...and so did the ladies.

I guess now he's a real man!
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Pinnochio got wood!
/coat, knickers and hat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)
# I can hear him now... "My dog's got six legs. I've been to the Moon, you know? Madonna is my Dad. I have giant space-slugs living in my shoes..."
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Neck biscuits
a humana humana...

Clicky long.
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Why
does that remind me of Liam Gallagher?

very yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Because
he's a long necked African mammal that eats the tasty shoots and leaves only found in the highest trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Oh, I thought he was a twat
Shows how wrong you can be
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)
# oooo
miiiiiiiiiind peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

very nice though :D
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# she couldn't help but be attracted to George
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
must make bending down for a drink a little tricky?

wooyay


edit: incidentally, i am right in saying that the integral:

xCos[2x] dx

is:

1/4 Cos[2 x] + 1/2 xSin[2x]

aren't i?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# water and electrickery might not be a good mix anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# your integral looks correct to me
but I always look them up here:

www.sosmath.com/tables/tables.html
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# ohhh i also just remembered
integrals.wolfram.com/index.en.cgi

off herdofnerds, i think iam right

edit: this has just reminded me that i actually have mathematica installed on this machine from last year... d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)
# I never trust those things
I'd prefer to look it up in a table so I don't get it wrong through someone elses programming error.

The best calculator I know though is TILU, a google would get it for you

edit: torte.cs.berkeley.edu:8010/tilu
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:24, archived)
# ooooh cheers!
*googles*

edit: yay that agreees too! i like it when you get things right before you check them :)

edit2: ooooooh lisp syntax, i really ought to relearn that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:25, archived)
# I like the random as I go along option
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# haha, yes, i imagine that's probably what i'd be best sticking to
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Copper coil-tastic!
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Well I'm...
Freaked out.

POST MORE GIRAFFES!
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# it does seem to be giraffey here tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:19, archived)
# yaaaaay!
that is fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:24, archived)
# look at
all that bling!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:25, archived)
# it's murder parking round here
(gowithnoakes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# looks like an eivel kneivel style jump to me
have a woo, in fact nah brother man here have two
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# now we've broken the board again today

i'm logging out and crashing

laters
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# laters mostly
doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:21, archived)
# evening... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Sturdy puss!
woo, yay and panowie
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# evening
how are you?

the pic is lovely, as always
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:17, archived)
# i'm good thanks...
a bit busy but reasonably interesting stuff so i shouldn't moan... how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# doing ok
though I'm on my own again :(

and I haven't worked on my degree in about a month or so...I said I was going to write this afternoon, but haven't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)
# aww... :(
hope you had fun though... and it's always tricky getting back into these things isn't it?
your web site is great by the way... i'm sure i have some orange pics for you somewhere... i'm going to be revamping eclectech soon so i shall make a note of any as i'm going through :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)
# yay!
Any oranginess would be good, as it's just mine right now...

I did have a lot of fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Hello and woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Bet she's got a furry snatch
what? what did I say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:20, archived)
# oooh...
gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Yay for cats in hats!
(I helped save b3ta! epsylon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)
# that rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)
# I might
not
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Now that he will probably survive I don't feel so guilty about shopping...
This.

What really happenned to Maradonna. It was the Hand of God.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Supoid
I'm lovin' it much more than I could ever love fast food.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Har Har
me likes.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3071315
(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# haha
got your arm!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# why is there loadsa maradona stuff atm?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:19, archived)
# cats going meiow
I'm trying to find an old b3ta game that was had a load of cats going meiow meiow meiow meiow as the music while you had to answer a question.
It's my girlfriend's favourite game and I forgot where it is and I'm afraid of her
please help
(ed_de, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# oi oi
have a look see on www.b3ta.co.uk
(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# it got round that line in 204.summert
but i have a dirty mouse
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:26, archived)
# "It's my girlfriend's favourite game and I forgot where it is and I'm afraid of her "
Normally I'd cut your balls off with a rusty blunt thing for thread wasting* but you made me laugh so much I'll ignore it.





*complete lie
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# thread wasting?
incredible lack of answers there
thanks though I emailed rob
(ed_de, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)
# it's on robs bit i think
which is here
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# what's the
what with the what now, on the what-what hey?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# eh
what they said
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
#


Reposted, but this time with a slightly better fitting male torso :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Excellent
Ich finde das total lustig, mein Herr - weiter so!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Sekundiert!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Haha! I'd not seen that!
Acely!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:08, archived)
# You thought that Gay Angel was the gayest woo ever? Think again, 'cause here comes
Gay Fairy!
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)
# the gret fairy
oh, he is

woo to your woo

[edit] Camel Vordermann - you gret thilly! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# I hate when this happens
I'm in a gory mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Hehehe
Needs some soldiers dipping in!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:06, archived)
# the really scary thing is
i think i saw that happen to him during a match
(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Slightly less horrifying
than the ref hisself, frankly.
woo!
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# isn there an
actor or someone that looks like him?
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# john malkovitch?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# yeah
he was in Mars Attacks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Rod Steiger?
Well, he's bald, I'll give you that.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# John Hurt's chest?
He looks like the guy on the front cover of The Hills Have Eyes movie. No idea what the film's about.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# lol!11111
fantastic! ahhh it`s nice to be back on b3ta :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Luciano Romero brought a poem to add to other tributes to Maradona outside the clinic where the ex-player remains in intensive care.
(dec, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Liking it
Woo to you :).
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:06, archived)
# i can't create stuff
but i would seem fittingly to put a Coke logo with Just Do It slogan on the can ... or is that just me
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# is luciano
really english?

Its linaker in a mask!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:08, archived)
# He's a cheat
who can't be beat.
The best in the land
At using his hand.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Cheat my arse!
Bestest header ever!
(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:08, archived)
# i'd rather not
cheat your arse, if it's all the same to you
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# God damn
no one ever takes me up on my offer.
(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Clawing at a mini-wagon from earlier...



More pics of comedy retard man
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# He's a weird one.
but have a pearoast from yonks back anyway.
(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Change me mummy
Why, is she horrible?

/nappy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Well,
what do you think she's like if she produced that lump there?
(Gype, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# omfg
i cant stop laughing
(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# the link...
and I quote:

"Steve making a stinkie in RealVideo"

...

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# BLIMEY!
i never downloaded that, *rushes back*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# *waves*
hello...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Hello sir!
I bought a new automobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# really, what be it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)
# holy fuck!
theres a video of him having a shite!
what is the world coming to!?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# what?????
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# you clearly havn't seen the video with the eels
that's doing the rounds
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Oh god, what have you done....
the closing theme to Count Duckula is now very firmly entrenched in the depths of my conscious mind. I'll never shake it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# weirdly
i now have the theme tune to "Trap Door" going on in my head
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Good night out there...
WHATEVER you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# He flies through the night,
looking for a bite,
but he's back home by the light,
DUCKULAaAAaaaaaAAAaaargh you complete bunch of bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Oh Titty Biscuits
now I have it in my head.


git.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# haha thas such a great image
and it reminds me of spirited away
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# He loves his new pet

but no one ever notices it, poor big fella'
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
# fantastic!!
is that Anakin Skywalker`s helmet?

(oo-er missus)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# I thought it was
half an eyeball.

I just don't know anymore

*breaks down*
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Bit of jellyfish + bit of eye =
happy Squirrel, he really, reeeaeaaaaally loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# pppfpfppppfffffpffffffffffff hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# that squirrel
LOVES IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# That car
is about to knock some people over.

Woo pic! Very Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Rather good...
I'm sure I know where that street is as well, I nust can't pin it down. Squirrels are a right nuisance round these parts though...
(fourplusone, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:14, archived)
# For Belp


A Fluffy Kitty

Now don't say I never do anything for you
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# awww
super fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# 'ning all
woo! kitty!

the board seems to be going all fluffy!
(julio geordio, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:57, archived)
# You never do anything for me.
Maybe if you tried jiggling a bit more?

And christ, look at the size of the paws on that thing, if he/she gave you a left hook, you'd know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww
I like I like I like

*Melts into those bottomless eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# evening
(dec, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# yay!
monkey eyes monkey eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:58, archived)
# oi!
tell him to stop looking at my favourites!
all those porn sites aren't for his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# "Yer a Muppet, Mo"


technically not a repost ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Er
Anyone lost a hamster?
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# .
what is happening to his face??


im scared
(Mr_Rense, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# ack shush!
it`s supposed to be that "dickhead" face you make at someone using your tongue - hardly my fault I`m totally shite at potatoshop! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# You're just l4m3!
"oooh look at me. i haven't done any work since last week"
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# sod off...
CHILD!

:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)
# alright alright...
WTF happened to the "seamless" thread?

'tis RUDE to kill threads that other people are posting and talking in, don'cha know...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# if it makes you feel better:
Seamless....


evening all! been trying to get ws ftp pro to work (bastard thing)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Whats the advantage of the
pro version?
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# It's for pros.
And it costs more.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# iz it
1337?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# I bet it has
animated icons

*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# dunno
but i thought if i was getting an ftp manager, i might as well get the pro one....
got an account on someones ftp, but i can't access it (bastard thing)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# it's like me

it never works
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# hello bud
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# so-so

just lurking a bit, and trying to find random images on goolge that are shoppable. so i can prove i'm not a complete masher to the day shift.

you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# made an anim for tomorrow, to prove i'm not a masher either
and trying to access this ftp to upload me musical treats
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:53, archived)
# i've found quite a few

but am knackered so will probably just save them and shop them tomorrow night. in time for thursdays gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# my anim is shit
but the idea was good...ish
i can't understand it, i seem to have lost all ability.
i might get some chips to cheer meself up
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:55, archived)
# chips are good, and at this rate we
may even break the board of a night time as well.....

i never had shopping skills to loose so i wont be that sad when no one replies to my pics

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
# i'll reply
twice if necessary :)
if you reply to mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:58, archived)
# i'll always reply to your's

thats why we are a couple remember
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# i scratch your back,
you cum all over mine......
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:00, archived)
# i wouldn't have it any other way dear.....

It's your turn to be the woman this time though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# ok
*does 'sexy woman' pose*
*looks like a hooker*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# you always look like a hooker

especially on that tractor......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# what can i say?
i'm blessed*


*not brian

and my 'come to bed (10 dollar, love you long time) eyes'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# no your not brian
you shave and dont shout

and your lovely "10 dollar suckie, suckie" eye's are the reason we're getting hitched
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# here's hoping they don't get gouged out by a deranged spoon wielding pensioner then
/crosses fingers
oh and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh
my turn to break the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# arse biscuit

you always know how to spoil the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# sorry :(
/removes fist
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# no leave it there

i was just getting comfy
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# *squelch*
hang on, i need to read me watch
*squelch*
..........
*squelch*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# why?
is it time for bed already?????

*goes to freshen up*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# it's time for chips
(gotta keep me strength up you know)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Good gosh.
You mean that you're both going to post pictures?
And you could just 4rthur each other... ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# yeah
i have all my source pics

but haven't got patience for tatty shop tonight, so my pic posting will commence thursday
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# yup indeed
/offers stickmasn ben a sit down
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:03, archived)
# it buggered up for me
so i switched to filezilla which works better and i find easier
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Bah!
Humug and grumblesticks. What's wrong with using good odl text-based FTP? Youngsters these days. Don't know they're born.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:55, archived)
# pah
i bet you dissapprove of syntax highlighting too "it's unnatural i tells ya!"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Bah!
If God had meant us to have syntax highlighting he would have given us a text editor better than ed.

If you can't keep a count of open brackets on your fingers and other extremities, you shouldn't be using brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# Luckily I have 6 cocks...
... and can thusly code in Lisp :-)
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# uumm
WTFYBOA?

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# thread...
pixelatted blessed beard...
much seamlessness...
gone....
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# oh that
i passed that by with only a "pfft!"
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# yeah is a bit of a cunt when people
do that
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# it's a power thing.....
deleting the thread is usually accompanied by demonic laughter*


*100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# in a sense
the whole of the thread is inspired by the original post
so the owner of the initial post could be said to
have ultimate control over the conversation.

Or maybe not. Or maybe I need to drink more tea
so that the sugar and caffiene can destroy all such
philosophical thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# tis true!!!!
knowing my luck I'll be just about to hit it big with some beautiful b3tan female and this would happen.

the poster had an excuse though...

and remember, I'm a jerk so my chances of female/male coupling are slim to none.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# it's even ruder to hang your genitals out the window of a train
and urinate onto people waiting at the station... at least that's what the police tell me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:49, archived)
# pppssffftttttt

only on thursday's
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Dangerous too, I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# what about deficating on the sidewalk
while waiting for the 5:15 to Manchester?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# i always thought that was expected of me?
that's what the voices told me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# my voices tell me
to spend at least £20 a day on alcohol and cigarettes. I believe they have Gaelic accents and refuse to work as well.

*waits for reprisals*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# sorry
went to edit, hit delete and this poxy laptop crashed. rebooted and my seemlessness had gone. i can only offer appalogies, and cider
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# meh...
it happens...

I'm just an old b3tan cock is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# nothing to do with anything really


huzzah for noobs

(it's a bit small & fuzzy isn't it - be patient I'm learning)
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# First make it smaller
then add text.
And never, never, neve use ComicSans.
Unless you have to.

Ed. Forgot to say: Woo to learning how to shop kittens!
And since it's your first post, I'll trow in a
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# estelle black SF
all the way

even though the bastards haven't put it in xp :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)
# You live and learn.
*squint squint*
You're probably right.
Now I'm blind. (Almost anyways.)
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# ?_?
what's with all the squinting?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# If you knew how bad my eyes are
you'd squint with me.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# COMIC SANS IS THE FONT OF THE GODS
and if you don't agree i'll set mattsimpsk on you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# !_!
nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!

-edit- don't the gods use stone temple or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Go back kittens - go back I say...
woo to kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# nice first post
here's something that will be a painless introduction to b3ta: www.b3ta.com/board/3068279
heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# w/y
to you
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)
# I feel
warm & glowing inside

(sorry about the comic sans)
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Warm & glowy?
Radioactive ReadyBrek is afoot!

Have some woo on me for the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Albuquerque..
They should have made a left turn at Albuquerque
(osiem, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# hey kids..
...Big Ben
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# just trying something



nah... didn`t work ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# well i like it
www.b3ta.com/board/3068279
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# jings and
crivens indeed!

edit: woo you did the waterskiing penguin! cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# argh it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Is that a cock in his mouth, or is he just... erm... never mind
Woo to wonky-headed soap actors!
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# now that
has given me a class idea!

but I doubt my `Shopping "sk1llz" are up to it :-\...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# What's that, a stroke victims support group?
/hull

erm, what were you trying to do? =)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# dunno
just sort of half normal head, half head at 30 or so degrees, stuck together... *shrug* :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:51, archived)
# eat yar gravy Mo..........
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Where's that damned Hummus Fairy when you need her?
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# something...
should be coming out of that skirt-a-ma-bob thingy
(Sutor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# I'm expecting several ears of corn.
and a bugle.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Sold!
(To the man in the fibreglass pants)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# I didn't bid!
I was scratching my nose! Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# You have
GRP pants? I'm impressed.

edit: How much and where from?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Blimey
Pregnancy tests are more accurate these days! They can tell you what you're going to have?
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# I would
actually I have done
(wowBOBwow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Well you won't find her there
Nooononnononono no NO! Stop now! if you want to keep your hands busy I could arrange something, ahem

[edit] Although it IS nice shoppage :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# OK, OK. I'll stop.
Now I just need to come up with something actually funny to shop manipulate using Adobe Photshop 7.0™


And just what did you have in mind? *simper*
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Kittens. Kittens are woo. Kitten heads are yay.
I haven't been simpered at for years... *goes blushie*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# oh my
i think im in love. and that pictures woo too!
(Willetts, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# jesus man
take it away!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Is that Norman Wisdom?

If it is - its the only time he's made me laugh...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# It's George Bush Sr
But I can see why...
(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Separated at birth....?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)
# i see
the likeness now
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# !



Ok, Ok I'll stop now......
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# consider the subject
milked.
(hotlcp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
# oddness
This was on a board outside my local Social Services, so i thought id try animating.

(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# tis good
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# hmm
I dont get that in the least bit :(
(Sutor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
#
Grisly remains?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Danger! Danger!
High Voltage!


heheehe what a class anim!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)

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