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# ..they make a nice cuppa at Costa
Copyrighted slogan by me just in case




EDIT


Amended animation now playing at


www.eieio.co.uk/dmind.html


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(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# I
*heart* you
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# thats
genius
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Is it difficult
to set up a site so people can log in? I've noticed that you/chimneysweep seem to be good at websitey things, so I assumed you'd know about this. Oh and I think you made that photoshop tennis site, which has logins, but I'm not sure.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# stephen hawkin's daughter is on richard and judy now.
she doesn't look anything like him.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# is she
fit?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# i think i probably would.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# On Almost summers day such as today
i would to.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# They have
different accents aswell.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# she's younger.
they didn't have to fit her with a speak & spell.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Oo the kid burning himself
is on soon. cool. read about that silly fekker in the paper today.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha woo
fantastic! :)

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Arf
It's one of those silly teeny weeny cups too.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
# You drink espressos by the mug-full, then?
You must be fairly wired...

;¬)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Oh yes
Nah, actually, I don't really drink coffee, hence I'm not clued up on the various cup sizes.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Fair enough.
A good pint of strong, sugary coffee and your ready for anything*.

*except paying attention or sitting still for any length of time.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Woo!
And the anim is amazing! Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# that's
most brilliantly done
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# that animation is glorious
truely ace!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# That
animation is fucking woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# I told him to cock off
*glomp*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# a yak
climbing a tree
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# gah!
that's horrible...in a good way, much woo yayness

wataaah!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# so it is, well spotted
and tis a woo one at that :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# yay for yaks :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Yay!
Also reminds me of those cows you get like that. They're bootiful.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# highland cattle?
yup, fucking great... loads in a field down the road from me at the moment
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Yaaaaak!!
I believe this is the reason why yay and yak are so similarly spelt.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Don't throw coins!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# That made me laugh
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Woo!
Blinky great!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# That's ace!
*Looks up nervously*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Thanks.
I try to make my replies good.
Arf!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# ahahahaahhahahah
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# i need to
do some fooking work on my report or im gonna end up with a 1/3
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Sorry Officer!

I won't do it again!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# woo!
lovely stuff.
Caught by the long neck of the law!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# *stern voice*
i hope not too sonny!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Hooray!
all my favourite animals are cropping up this afternoon.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# 'ello 'ello 'ello
woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# I think they are at the same nick
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# The crap ninja 2

Ninja flip
Ninja vanish
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# How crap of him
Crap=woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# yay fir ninjas
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# hehehe
ninja flap surely ?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# he tries sooo hard.
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Awwww
He looks like bomberman, and I love him for it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Yay for the crap Ninja
I hope he continues to survive these incidents so we can keep laughing at his crapness.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Guess
what day tomorrow is at Google!!


/gets coat
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
#

/sets fire to coat
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
#
/wees on snood
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# what is this?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# haha
i like your phrase a lot, almost questioning the whole phenomenon of goatse
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Small, indistinct picture-day?
Friday?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Almost
i bet its on the tip of your tongue
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I have a spot on the end of my tongue,
but I don't think that's it.

Is it the face of god?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# guesses
st georges day?

shouldn't they be pints of warm ale in handle glasses?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Good idea!
Should be a bank holiday*, also.

*to further facilitate the consumption of pints of warm ale.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# my
local is having a special day to celeberate it, i might have to join themand drink cpoious amounts, wooo for fridays! and the end of thursdays!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Every day spent in the pub
is special.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Drinking beer on Fridays?
It'll never catch on...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# If
you squint it looks a little like it might be badly made jam tart day.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I'm going to pretend it is
As the only other alternative is not the popular choice
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# ARGH!!
MY EYES!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# in the words of father jack
arse.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Feck

Drink

Girls
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Hairy
Japanese bastards!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# nuns
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Dont
tell me I'm still on that fecking island.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# you're <small>TM</small>
still on that fecking island

*points and goes neerneer*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Arrrrgggghhhh!!!!!oneelevenonhundredandone
/Quickly scrolls back down to the butterfly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Dear sweet Jewish Jesus
please let this not be the goatman.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I'm the king of the world!!!! WOOHOO!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Uh-huh-huh!
Rock-a-woo-la!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# as i was walking home
a little blue butterfly went past me. i followed it a little way, but it flew out over the traffic and away. it's been such a nice warm day today, and nothing bad has happened. here's a picture of the butterfly
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# what a lovey flutterby!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# This fits wonderfully
with my day and my mood. thank you.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# why are you in such a fucking good mood?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Why the fuck not eh?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# you'll be hugging people next.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# *cuddles*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# bloody hippies.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# *nuzzles*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# i like the contrast
with the pastel pinks

lovely
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# oooooh
butterflys are ace, i plan on judging my karma to perfection and being reborn as one
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# As it is Earth Day
I carried out some cosmetic improvements on a couple of animals.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# wooo!
the giraffe looks fab
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# the elephant
please, for pure comedy factor you understand, has his trunk perhaps, gone "elsewhere"?

teehee
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# yes
he is using it as an umbrella stand in his hallway.

Why, what else could you mean? ;)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha spooperb
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# hee hee!
they're grand!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# .
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# It must be destroyed
pass the shotgun rudolf
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# a work of art!
splendid
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# board he be broken, :(
but am sure a most wooish pic/anim
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# I am scarred
for life
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Monkey Experiments part 2
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# he's an angry little monkey.
just look at him stamp his feet
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Arrrrg
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL IT HARD BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!!!!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# you know
i've been thinking that for a while now...
/political
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Hrmmm...
... the tree reminds me of a dolphin*.

*Clinically insane*

*May not be true.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# opening and closing his mouth
I think I see it.
You so crazy!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Hehe... I know!
I see different things in things all the time! Almost all my posts are... 'wait, that looks like a....' when it is clearly not!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Bad eyesight perhaps?
Try my glasses for size.

/passes glasses
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Pretty sure this isn't a gc...
...well, I searched the FAQ website thingy anyway.

Album covers drawn from memory in MS Paint

edit: it takes a while to load, be patient
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# i hadn't seen that before - it r0xxor5
in other news, did anybody else see that kid set himself on fire on Richard & Judy a minute ago? stupid little twunt.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Get back to work,
before your brain melts completely
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# there is NO WORK.
i am a free spirit today.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# did he do it in the studio?
they must have stopped the show then...


i know i know...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# .
please tell me more, was it grpahic? did judy wee herself in fright?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# bit of a poo site
but quite funny none the less
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Umm.

That is all.

Edit: Ta for FP!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# that's so smooth
and so good
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Ooh
Ta. Your flyswat anim down there is bloody marvellous, BTW.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# thankyou
also
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# thats
ass tastic!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Remarkable.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# that was so lovely
it gave me goosebums, er goosebumps
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Goosetastic!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# wow!
it's like amarylis' pics but with ducks!

woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# very nice.




you might need to cut down on the e-numbers...
;)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# ARSEGEESE !!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Yes
I was trying to think of a name for them. Thank you. ARSEGEESE! it is.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
indian runner duxx0r5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# i love it!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# .
that am woo
(, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Wee Danny throwing a tantrum
Continuation of our day out


This is not a pleasant scene, this was when Danny threw his ice cream to the ground because he wanted a 99, he sat down and refused to get up, he started screaming and shouting. You can see the girl in the background turning round to see what the hoo-ha is all about. You can see that Neil is perfectly happy with his ice cream, he loves ice cream, 'raspberry ripple' is his favourite but in this picture he is eating vanilla. Once I reminded Danny about the picnic and the kite he soon forgot all about his ice cream. We parked round the back of the ice cream parlour because it is right next to the beach.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# tis broken
:(

edit: fixxorzed et woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# awww
naughty squirrel

for some reason that makes me sad
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# You've had a busy day!
Woo. Shame he was naughty.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# He
does this on EVERY day out, causes a scene over something or other, Neil never does this.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I have to stop
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# you can't
the same as i can't stop penguins
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# fantastic
and i like your login name too

woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# goodness!
how nice!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Bilquo FAQqins
says... One 'ning! to woo them all.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Woo! That calls for
a pearost of my first ever B3ta post!

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Woo to you too!
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# hhaha
haha…woo to you (again)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Not to pee on your bonfire,
but I did that back in the day...

Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# another silly fractal thingy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# blimeh!
*twitches*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# mmm
plenty fish
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Cripes!
Oh my, I really like that...

It's just spiffing!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# ooooh
cuteweirdwooyay
;-}
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# that's pretty
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# how do you do fractals?
edit : how rude, forgot my woo.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# various ways, look for fractal generator in google
the inspriation with this one was just mucking about in a mandlebrotset program bernardthesprout posted last night then i made a much tidier version and shopped it together with a couple of versions of a magnetic mandlebrot set algorithm
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# you can add your own punctuation
in short: i use the power of maths
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# i just want to make preety images.
is it THAT difficult?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# darn flies always outrun me
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# SWAT IT!
SWAT IT HARD!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# excellent
as always
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# that is top woo
and a stunning yay sir
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# seen your website
how did you get the Google bar please?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Mentalism!
And wooness! YAY!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Thats good
Makes me feel quite woozey though
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# That's the first time I've encountered one of your anims in ages.
Still good at them I see.

Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# i made
this yesterday, been doing some anims recently
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# i thought that was great too
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# you rule
immensely
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# That was nice.
Was it a seagull who intended to eat him or was it just a friendly bird?

I'm a bit slow today sorry.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# the original was just helpful
but as i finished it i realised it could be read both ways

so depending on how sinister you are you can interpret either ending :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# I'll pretend that it isn't a seagull then
because I liked that fish.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Have you seen the flash effort I did with vork?
www.iamvork.com/spack/tfs.html

That anim's also ace by the way.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Very good.
Song sucks, tho' ;¬)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# So often the way...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I was going to edit
that to read 'rocks', but meh.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# ooh quality,
i'm about half way through a long anim i've been working on for a couple of weeks now
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# OMFG!
Who did the song, BTW?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# just some talentless fool
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# :P
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# The talentless fool
is credited at the end of the anim.
(Hint: he smells a lot like me.)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Its up there with the Domo song.
Saw that spaktard one last night. best laugh in ages. do you just record all the tracks through your pc?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I have a
digital 8-track setup (through the PC). I use real instruments when I can, but the TFS anim was a (pretty average) midi off the web - I tweaked it a bit and added vocals.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Cool
Not picked up my guitar in ages but was thinking of setting something up with my pc to a bit of a mess about. might spark inspiration again. but im afraid a graphics tab is before that on the list. and if i get one of them, the guitars going to end up staying where it is.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# very good
Woosome
and
Yay-worthy

only one spelling mistake too
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Ooooooooooh!
That is woo!

Good for you!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# missed, missed, missed, missed...
damn them flies.

Woo to the pic.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# he's not flying
so surely he could be called a 'drive'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# wahey!
go sunshine!

no, go fly!

no, go sunshine!

etc.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Excellent.
Woo.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# The BBC thought he was great...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# aye
that be grand
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# I utterly demand that he gets a primetime slot this instant.
Woo!

Yes, I know I said slot
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# haha
you said rim!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# guess
what

he also said, I demand prim rim this instant

taps nose, etc.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# It's better than all those fecking house programs
They make me sad 'cos I live in a skip



Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# how do you get power
to your TV to watch them in order to make you sad?


did they advise you about extension cords?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# I have a small water wheel
powered by tears
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# that's possibly
the wittiest reply i've seen on here in a while!

woo to you!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Why thank yew
I feel on top form today, having used my "haxxor skillz" to ensure that I get my paycheck from my ex-boss

he's going to be very sorry if he don't pay up

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# *claps*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# awh
would you like me to bring you a cuppa?

and perhaps a generator with a subscription to sky porn channels

EDIT also excellent reply
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# That is truly
the best reply ever.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# BBCeye?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Lemmie try again

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# WOOT
I think it worked. Thanks everyone
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# it's fantastic too!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# it did
and it's proper ace too :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Ninja Game
This site is crazy, like a MSN messenger game where you trap your friends www.samuraiwar.com/page.php?x=1732122
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Yay you!
It's ace as well!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# It's a bit big though
you may want to link it.

Put it this way if the file size was on a scale of cock size, it would be about 12" which we would all show off, however, think bigger as wrong in b3tan terms and then you might get to see more cocks.

But lo, it is good.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
#
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# oi kittens NO
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# .






*distant sound of fwapping*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
At last. I feel I have the confidence to show off my 32K beauty.

*unzips pants*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Something about
file extensions comes to mind...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Funnily enough
They call floppy disks "stiffies" in South Africa. Caused quite a bit of mirth when one of our SA engineers asked the receptionist if she'd seen his stiffy.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Pffffft!
Possibly the funniest thing I ever heard!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# .
Or unzipping your floppy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Fookin e'll
Thats Huge. 56K'ers beware teh up10AD 1z 5tr0ng w1v tihs 1.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# 56k
is just another word for sissy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# :(
agreed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# :)
agreed
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Woo!!!!!
that is all
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# working now
and bloody superb!

pssst, 500k is a wee bit large, try optimising a bit or making it physically smaller to get the 56k'ers back on side. Personally I couldnt give a crap though, I got 100mb : D
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# 100MB?
that's gotta be a lie
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# i dont the speed what i have here
but JANET is supposed to be one of the fastest network in the country. God bless higher education networks. 100mb does seem a bit too high wonder if he is confused with the theoretical speed of the network card.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# eeek
581Kb is quite a bit too big, can i point you at www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm and can you make this a link for now please
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# that is most WOO!
but it's also fecking huge, a lossy compression of just 15-25% makes a huge difference to file size
www.lemony.co.uk
also has optimisation tutorials

WOO!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# That's no samurai, that's a ninja,
he said, pedantically.

Doesn't matter, as is is most woo, anyway.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Woo
that is so Yay!

very well aminated
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Works
even though this is a ninja, not a samurai.


/pedant
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# ;¬)
I may have pissed on your mind!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# ARGH
I see goatse!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)

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