..they make a nice cuppa at Costa
Copyrighted slogan by me just in case
EDIT
Amended animation now playing at
www.eieio.co.uk/dmind.html
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20,
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EDIT
Amended animation now playing at
www.eieio.co.uk/dmind.html
.
Is it difficult
to set up a site so people can log in? I've noticed that you/chimneysweep seem to be good at websitey things, so I assumed you'd know about this. Oh and I think you made that photoshop tennis site, which has logins, but I'm not sure.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:33,
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stephen hawkin's daughter is on richard and judy now.
she doesn't look anything like him.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28,
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she's younger.
they didn't have to fit her with a speak & spell.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:30,
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Oo the kid burning himself
is on soon. cool. read about that silly fekker in the paper today.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:38,
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You drink espressos by the mug-full, then?
You must be fairly wired...
;¬)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28,
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;¬)
Oh yes
Nah, actually, I don't really drink coffee, hence I'm not clued up on the various cup sizes.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29,
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Fair enough.
A good pint of strong, sugary coffee and your ready for anything*.
*except paying attention or sitting still for any length of time.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:32,
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*except paying attention or sitting still for any length of time.
gah!
that's horrible...in a good way, much woo yayness
wataaah!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20,
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wataaah!
Yay!
Also reminds me of those cows you get like that. They're bootiful.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28,
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highland cattle?
yup, fucking great... loads in a field down the road from me at the moment
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:29,
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Yaaaaak!!
I believe this is the reason why yay and yak are so similarly spelt.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:28,
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i need to
do some fooking work on my report or im gonna end up with a 1/3
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:23,
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Hooray!
all my favourite animals are cropping up this afternoon.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18,
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Yay for the crap Ninja
I hope he continues to survive these incidents so we can keep laughing at his crapness.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:35,
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haha
i like your phrase a lot, almost questioning the whole phenomenon of goatse
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16,
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I have a spot on the end of my tongue,
but I don't think that's it.
Is it the face of god?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:17,
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Is it the face of god?
guesses
st georges day?
shouldn't they be pints of warm ale in handle glasses?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15,
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shouldn't they be pints of warm ale in handle glasses?
Good idea!
Should be a bank holiday*, also.
*to further facilitate the consumption of pints of warm ale.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:20,
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*to further facilitate the consumption of pints of warm ale.
my
local is having a special day to celeberate it, i might have to join themand drink cpoious amounts, wooo for fridays! and the end of thursdays!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:22,
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If
you squint it looks a little like it might be badly made jam tart day.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15,
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I'm going to pretend it is
As the only other alternative is not the popular choice
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:16,
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you're <small>TM</small>
still on that fecking island
*points and goes neerneer*
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:23,
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*points and goes neerneer*
Arrrrgggghhhh!!!!!oneelevenonhundredandone
/Quickly scrolls back down to the butterfly
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:15,
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as i was walking home
a little blue butterfly went past me. i followed it a little way, but it flew out over the traffic and away. it's been such a nice warm day today, and nothing bad has happened. here's a picture of the butterfly
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09,
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oooooh
butterflys are ace, i plan on judging my karma to perfection and being reborn as one
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13,
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As it is Earth Day
I carried out some cosmetic improvements on a couple of animals.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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the elephant
please, for pure comedy factor you understand, has his trunk perhaps, gone "elsewhere"?
teehee
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09,
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teehee
yes
he is using it as an umbrella stand in his hallway.
Why, what else could you mean? ;)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:11,
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Why, what else could you mean? ;)
Arrrrg
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL IT HARD BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!!!!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02,
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KILL IT HARD BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!!!!
Hrmmm...
... the tree reminds me of a dolphin*.
*Clinically insane*
*May not be true.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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*Clinically insane*
*May not be true.
Hehe... I know!
I see different things in things all the time! Almost all my posts are... 'wait, that looks like a....' when it is clearly not!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:25,
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Pretty sure this isn't a gc...
...well, I searched the FAQ website thingy anyway.
Album covers drawn from memory in MS Paint
edit: it takes a while to load, be patient
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00,
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Album covers drawn from memory in MS Paint
edit: it takes a while to load, be patient
i hadn't seen that before - it r0xxor5
in other news, did anybody else see that kid set himself on fire on Richard & Judy a minute ago? stupid little twunt.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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did he do it in the studio?
they must have stopped the show then...
i know i know...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08,
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i know i know...
.
please tell me more, was it grpahic? did judy wee herself in fright?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:12,
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Ooh
Ta. Your flyswat anim down there is bloody marvellous, BTW.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:09,
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Yes
I was trying to think of a name for them. Thank you. ARSEGEESE! it is.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08,
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Wee Danny throwing a tantrum
Continuation of our day out
This is not a pleasant scene, this was when Danny threw his ice cream to the ground because he wanted a 99, he sat down and refused to get up, he started screaming and shouting. You can see the girl in the background turning round to see what the hoo-ha is all about. You can see that Neil is perfectly happy with his ice cream, he loves ice cream, 'raspberry ripple' is his favourite but in this picture he is eating vanilla. Once I reminded Danny about the picnic and the kite he soon forgot all about his ice cream. We parked round the back of the ice cream parlour because it is right next to the beach.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:59,
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This is not a pleasant scene, this was when Danny threw his ice cream to the ground because he wanted a 99, he sat down and refused to get up, he started screaming and shouting. You can see the girl in the background turning round to see what the hoo-ha is all about. You can see that Neil is perfectly happy with his ice cream, he loves ice cream, 'raspberry ripple' is his favourite but in this picture he is eating vanilla. Once I reminded Danny about the picnic and the kite he soon forgot all about his ice cream. We parked round the back of the ice cream parlour because it is right next to the beach.
He
does this on EVERY day out, causes a scene over something or other, Neil never does this.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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Not to pee on your bonfire,
but I did that back in the day...
Woo!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:04,
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Woo!
various ways, look for fractal generator in google
the inspriation with this one was just mucking about in a mandlebrotset program bernardthesprout posted last night then i made a much tidier version and shopped it together with a couple of versions of a magnetic mandlebrot set algorithm
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:00,
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you can add your own punctuation
in short: i use the power of maths
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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That's the first time I've encountered one of your anims in ages.
Still good at them I see.
Woo!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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Woo!
That was nice.
Was it a seagull who intended to eat him or was it just a friendly bird?
I'm a bit slow today sorry.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54,
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I'm a bit slow today sorry.
the original was just helpful
but as i finished it i realised it could be read both ways
so depending on how sinister you are you can interpret either ending :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:55,
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so depending on how sinister you are you can interpret either ending :)
I'll pretend that it isn't a seagull then
because I liked that fish.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:56,
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Have you seen the flash effort I did with vork?
www.iamvork.com/spack/tfs.html
That anim's also ace by the way.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54,
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That anim's also ace by the way.
ooh quality,
i'm about half way through a long anim i've been working on for a couple of weeks now
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57,
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The talentless fool
is credited at the end of the anim.
(Hint: he smells a lot like me.)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:03,
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(Hint: he smells a lot like me.)
Its up there with the Domo song.
Saw that spaktard one last night. best laugh in ages. do you just record all the tracks through your pc?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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I have a
digital 8-track setup (through the PC). I use real instruments when I can, but the TFS anim was a (pretty average) midi off the web - I tweaked it a bit and added vocals.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:13,
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Cool
Not picked up my guitar in ages but was thinking of setting something up with my pc to a bit of a mess about. might spark inspiration again. but im afraid a graphics tab is before that on the list. and if i get one of them, the guitars going to end up staying where it is.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:18,
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missed, missed, missed, missed...
damn them flies.
Woo to the pic.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:51,
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Woo to the pic.
I utterly demand that he gets a primetime slot this instant.
Woo!
Yes, I know I said slot
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48,
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Yes, I know I said slot
guess
what
he also said, I demand prim rim this instant
taps nose, etc.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53,
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he also said, I demand prim rim this instant
taps nose, etc.
It's better than all those fecking house programs
They make me sad 'cos I live in a skip
Woo!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49,
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Woo!
how do you get power
to your TV to watch them in order to make you sad?
did they advise you about extension cords?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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did they advise you about extension cords?
that's possibly
the wittiest reply i've seen on here in a while!
woo to you!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:54,
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woo to you!
Why thank yew
I feel on top form today, having used my "haxxor skillz" to ensure that I get my paycheck from my ex-boss
he's going to be very sorry if he don't pay up
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57,
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he's going to be very sorry if he don't pay up
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
awh
would you like me to bring you a cuppa?
and perhaps a generator with a subscription to sky porn channels
EDIT also excellent reply
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57,
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and perhaps a generator with a subscription to sky
EDIT also excellent reply
Ninja Game
This site is crazy, like a MSN messenger game where you trap your friends www.samuraiwar.com/page.php?x=1732122
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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It's a bit big though
you may want to link it.
Put it this way if the file size was on a scale of cock size, it would be about 12" which we would all show off, however, think bigger as wrong in b3tan terms and then you might get to see more cocks.
But lo, it is good.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46,
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Put it this way if the file size was on a scale of cock size, it would be about 12" which we would all show off, however, think bigger as wrong in b3tan terms and then you might get to see more cocks.
But lo, it is good.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49,
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Ha ha!
At last. I feel I have the confidence to show off my 32K beauty.
*unzips pants*
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49,
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*unzips pants*
Funnily enough
They call floppy disks "stiffies" in South Africa. Caused quite a bit of mirth when one of our SA engineers asked the receptionist if she'd seen his stiffy.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53,
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Fookin e'll
Thats Huge. 56K'ers beware teh up10AD 1z 5tr0ng w1v tihs 1.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46,
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working now
and bloody superb!
pssst, 500k is a wee bit large, try optimising a bit or making it physically smaller to get the 56k'ers back on side. Personally I couldnt give a crap though, I got 100mb : D
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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pssst, 500k is a wee bit large, try optimising a bit or making it physically smaller to get the 56k'ers back on side. Personally I couldnt give a crap though, I got 100mb : D
i dont the speed what i have here
but JANET is supposed to be one of the fastest network in the country. God bless higher education networks. 100mb does seem a bit too high wonder if he is confused with the theoretical speed of the network card.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50,
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eeek
581Kb is quite a bit too big, can i point you at www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm and can you make this a link for now please
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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that is most WOO!
but it's also fecking huge, a lossy compression of just 15-25% makes a huge difference to file size
www.lemony.co.uk
also has optimisation tutorials
WOO!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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www.lemony.co.uk
also has optimisation tutorials
WOO!
That's no samurai, that's a ninja,
he said, pedantically.
Doesn't matter, as is is most woo, anyway.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48,
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Doesn't matter, as is is most woo, anyway.
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