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# Glindikingyestothemenwhosaidicouldn'tdoit!
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Go retro bots!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# well done
you did it.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Demon on the track
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Ideas were running low
on robot wars by the looks of things.
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# yeap
one robot crashing into another at low speed

that was the ONE IDEA THEY EVER FUCKING HAD!!!!!


god i fucking hate robot wars
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Thank God
Someone else who thinks robot wars is shite.

"Erm... We made a robot from a clip board and a sinclair c5"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# shite is to
good for that travesty of a program

/men in white coats
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Agreeed
It's painful to watch them sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# honest to god..
I almost was on it once, but then I grew taste and common sense.
And the producers did have something to say about the assault rifle and napalm cannon.
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# yes
yes, thank you! someone else who's ideas included napalm... and, as far as i can recall, an oxy acetalene cutting torch, and a drill with a hole through the middle to pump salt water over the insides of the other robots.
well, i _was_ 13 at the time...
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# I wanted to make one with a hypodermic drill too!
But mine was going to squirt petrol into the other robot then ignite it.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# haha
i was so into it when it first came out, then i came of age to realise a) girls are nice to look at and b)robotwars isnt
it was allways a wheel chair motor
"sorry nan, i have to show off to the world how good i am at making crap robots, no going anywhere for you anymore"
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# you know what,,
it would have been more watchable if their grannies were still in the amoured wheelchairs when they fought
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# then
i would watch
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Now, there's a tv show
*Granny Wars"
We get grannies and they fight to the death, using zimmer frames and blue hair dye
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# attacking with denture fix
and well oiled with sterident.
SEISURE ATTACK!!!!

I sense a picture post brewing,,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# hehe

hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# You'll be glad to know
It isn't getting an 8th series.

It's a pity those of us who do like robotic combat only have Robot Wars as the public face of our sport.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# clive!
fat cat racing car driver!
i love it all so much
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# blimeh!
i'd forgotten i was wanking while i wrote this

lazygamer, how about a text only entry in the meme kit :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# was it a good one?
or was it a metaphorical wank?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# i was wanking in spirit
if not in body at the time

edit:) and by spirit i dont mean into someone's drink
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Cat's fantastic!
Wheely good.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# We were discussing your genius earlier.
This only proves it further.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# thanks,
(i think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Woo!
Go cat! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Woo Yay
I love the cute little kitten inside.
(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# I know it's getting old now but...
Racial stereotypes?


Ron Atkinson? Lovely.
Especially with a bit of tarragon
(boukha, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# i knew it!


jeff capes is a fat tit
(waikiki, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# great website though
www.webdoctor.uk.com/capes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# he loves
his darts
and his beer
and his pies ect ect ect
(waikiki, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# and of course
his recessive pieds
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Ect?
Ectoplasm?
Ectopic?
And why don't you like Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# i think hes great
but a man with fists that big by the lore of god should not beable to play darts
(waikiki, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I love the web doctor.
They make great sites...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# they're a bit of an obsession of mine
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# With good reason.
They make beautiful, hand coded websites.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# The animated text
is a thing of great beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Bah!
I was looking for Jeff's Capes.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# You were?
Jeffscapes.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# what are the chances of that happening?
Gawd bless you, kind sir!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Class
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# pearoast
but it's been a while



but not enough domo
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Domo so totally rocks...
I love Domo
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Yay for reposts.
Go Jenson!

I'm drunk, should sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Holy fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Ta.

Edit.
Love your "Ralph" pic. Made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# dirty
dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty D I R T Y
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# yay!
what's holding them glasses up?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# there be domo below,,,
a very sick one me thinks,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# hmmm, i did another fractal thingy which came out kinda purdy
www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/fractalredwhite.jpg

sorry, i'm fair churning them out today
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# pretty
looks like 1998.

like it

(btw you helped me get my first post up - cheers you a star)
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# did i?
*ooooh, goes all blushy*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# you did...
but i owe you nothing.. ooh ahh...nothing at all

*bleaches hair and leaves*
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# I'm not into drugs (Shock! Gasp!)
but I like to think that that is what they'd do to me.

nice (in a Bob Harris whisper)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Lovely......
.... reposts are always fucking welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# DANGER!DANGER!
the sarcasm meter is going into overload


arf tho
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# wish people would be nice...
post something you spent a bit of time on, no matter how shit, and get some guy giving you sideways.

GGGGRRRRR
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# he did it
not me

just sarcasm makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Quo should really fear micky and his friends
(chronicle_craftsman, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# woo
yay!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# the quo - evil i tells ya!


EDIT : ahhh the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear the micky fear
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Thought i'd try some politik mashing
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# hee hee
"Let off some steam, Bennet."
Wrong film I know, but I love it!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# That's just lazy on the colour matching.
I expect better from you, you cunt.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# so true, so true
woo

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# thats very woo!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# emo


Made this because all my friends seem to be going emo.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# That little red guy from Sesame Street?
Speaking of red, redex I'm afraid.
edit: there it is. Que fantastico!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Could be Emo Philips

fed ex

Edit: Yay woo shoupla
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Formerly Redex! Now pretty woo!
Oy! I've a Guinness in one hand and my Vacation map in the other. See you all after May 2!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Go guiness1111!!11 eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Oh that's it.
Encourage me.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Sorry
*walks away shamed at promoting alchoholism*
I've been on a train for four hours, I'm shitfaced
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Must be bloody nice.
I have to drive myself home from work.
At least I don't have to get up early.
Cheers all.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Nice
7 am start for me on the morrow
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# haha emo
i was playing footbal with a bunch of my emo friends, all our hair was too long
edit/ for the record i'm not emo at all, if i HAD to categorise the music i listened to it would have to be kick ass
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# mhm
i put the wrong address in for the picture. Foolish i know.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# I can see it
Dont get it but can see it
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# heh
A Static Lullaby are an emo band, emo people aren't fun as they are depressed and whine about there girlfriends. There is a warning like a cigarette packet on it, warning people not to be emo.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Thanks
Thus suitably enlightened, have a woo


(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# oohhh
i love that film!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Lol
Lol it works on so many levels ... well 2 :/
(Miguel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# how
does it do that?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Damn
eventually get bandwidth sorted for my newsletter submission and my email confirming it's sorted is bounced back cos b3ta's mailbox is full...

Ho hum..

They have new cups at Costa...



Previously

EDIT LINK FIXED
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# fan fuckin tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# omg
It looks like blair has just found the terrorist message in the bottom of his cup,,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# "Oink, or we'll bomb you"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
will people stop making me unlurk :)


/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Woo!
Not trying to start a bandwagon, are we Mr. Bo d'Or?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Me ? Bandwagon ?


two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten


.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Sell them on cafepress!
you'll be a zillionaire in no time at all
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# I am a zillionaire already
that means flat broke doesn't it ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Glindzer through the curves (is what I call this piece)
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# falls on floor
please put a spoon in my mouth






too late..
woo btw, apologies
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Gah!
Technospaz attack!!!

gurgle...
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# "We Are The Robots"
/Kraftwerk


'Ning lovely people

hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# *blinks*


*falls over*
(MrJohnson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# mmmnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhh
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# anyone for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! randomwarrior long time no post, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# hah hah hah!
FECK!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!
requiring testing bitches again:
www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# YES!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# NUDIE FATHER JACK!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# small.......
.....Far away...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# JACOBS CREEK 1992!
or summat :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# you rang?


/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANEASE BASTURDS!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# GIRLS!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# 'Make these words into a sentence.
Father Jack. Sleepwalking. Bollock naked'
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# boo
you ruined the Father tedness
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# that was in father ted
ted manages to get father jack to say it in answer to the bishops
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# bah
You proved that I only occasionally watch father ted.

I bow down to you
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# eh?


edit: tested.. but i wasn't sure i what i was testing
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# just that it worked in your browser
and that most links work :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# it appears successful then!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaa



Edit: Nice design kit :)
(ReLiC, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i still prefer the old warning
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# i know but i agreed with 'One'
in that although i was hosting the images, the warning was possibly too abrasive.

although the original would probably (or not) scare people from doing the naughty's, it would also scare many a person who hasn't been on b3ta all that long
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# What was
the old warning? And what happened to your start up site, Mr. Lemonworthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# it started with
'be warned, a few b3ta members are well and truly sick of the recurring sight of the images held on this site'. something along those lines
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# it's still there
www.b3ta-help.tk

i really ought to get cracking with it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Smug bloke?
Sturdy Girl?
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# if you have them
e-mail them to me (pref. as PSD's).
address in profile, ta
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# GIRLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# rofl
woo


silliness: www.ntk.net/2001/07/20/dohfewtch.gif
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Heehee,
shouldn't be funny, but really is
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# ooooh i hope that's real
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# *shrug*
images.google.ie returned it

page linking to it->
"departing FUTURENET employees spell out "Arse Biscuits" in news links: www.ntk.net/2001/07/20/dohfewtch.gif (the rudest word they know?)... "

ANTI-NEWS <
berating the obvious
section
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! randomwarrior long time no post, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# woo!
hehehe, is the 25% free on both 'cheeks'?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Are they
soggy arse biscuits?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Indeed
Woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# arse bis or arsh keks
are two alternative names me and my friend have come up with in the past, woo yay indeed
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# y'know
if those had nipples, they'd be tittybiscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# need some
milk?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# At the request of a friend...
(I helped save b3ta! randomwarrior long time no post, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# excrement!
woo!
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# he he he
woo!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Goatseeeeee
(sanity challenged, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# hob nobs + arse biscuits = biscuit buggeration!
just mind the crumbs...
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I think
Domo has let himself go,,

Either that or he has SARS
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# hes gone radioactive!
and he appears to have been stabbed in the groin
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)
# of course, not stabbed in the groin
that's this morning's ready-brek
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# i hate ready brek
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# mmmm, readybrek
central heating for kids.
Looks like Domo has been eating the chocolate variety
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# central heating for kids
did you have to let the air out of them every now and then?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Yeah,
You have to use a 'Jackson' or a 'Glitter' key.
Open them up till liquid dribbles out,,,



Oh my god, I'm going to hell,,,,,,,,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# I will not 'express' an opinion on that matter
see pic below
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# me 2
i fail to see the attraction
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# but mums made it specially for you
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# lmao!!
thats cool!,, Anyone for a nutritious breakfast?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# milk is good
for your bones.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Well that pic
is sure good for my bone
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# I sets 'em up
You knocks 'em down.
Love it!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# *stares at pic*
I'm knocking something,,,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# D'oh
you are incorrigible!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# I'll quit,,
While I'm ahead,
or is that 'feeling my head?'

oh the punnage

he he he
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# by the look of your pic
he has the domo-squits
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)
# He should've used
Arial Future Colour
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# domo squits
after too many domo kebabs
*walks off in pun-shame*
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Yellow fever?
And he shat on his pants. Diarrhea. How gross.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# *glances in useful idiots direction*
hmmmm
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Taste my Bush.

CFRFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!
woo to the pic! Very impressive stuff.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# my my
he looks angered!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# *how high is this thing?*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# v nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# what does
CFRFB stand for then? or is it part of the puzzle....

*cue spooky music*
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# hmm
click for really fucking big?
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)
# and to think
i was only going to look at his mouth...
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Click For Really Flipping Big
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)
# no, i'm not part of any puzzle
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# arf!
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# impasto?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Oh yes.
It's great fun. I was really angry when I did that pic. I use impasto rather than my fiancee's face to relieve my anger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# great name bingowings!
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# ooh, thats
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# could you make that bigger
i cant quite see it
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# that's arty
(mysticmurray, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# very nice
you just made my bird happy
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# ooh
how did you do that then?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)
# With Painter and a cat on my lap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# wow, your cat's pretty good :-)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# She has opposable dewclaws
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# nice one
took me a while to get it, but one of the better posts for a while

WOOOOOOO
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# hahahhahah
excellent!


houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# HAAAAAA!
i am in giggle county now for sure
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# hehe
"Spread your love flaps"
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# I can't do that


woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# /unlurks
pfffffft!

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Heh!
Fantastic!

I once knew a pea called Dave.
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Part your belief curtains!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Sorry again, but I still know you're not my tech bitches
but what is the difference between ddr sdram and just plain ddr

Sorry, I never plan to do this ever again.

Have an old picture.
(Armer Farmer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# faq
off
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# one has an extra
word
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# lemony...
you impress me.
You manage to remain fluffy in the face of severe provocation.

A woo to you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# sometimes
othertimes i don't
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# then I've
missed the times you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# errrm
isn't it just DDR ram , and just SDRAM? i didn't think you could get DDR SDRAM
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# well the first one is something to do with computers
the other one is for people who have two doctorates, so they're double doctors
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I know this one.
Is it that one mucks about in fountains, and the other one doesn't?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)
# i think it's that you can't unload the DDR with a pitchfork
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# alt and f4?
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# think you wil find
that the S stands for synchronous, and is synch's with the CPU's bus speed but i may be wrong
(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# apologies for shitness
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahahah
smashing
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# What is this?
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)
# lamb poles?
sheep feild! hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# lamb poles?
doner kebabs then?
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# well yes
i suppose so!


hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# baa magnet!
woo!
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# That was quick
and also correct.
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# yay
what do i win?
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# A night alone
with said sheep...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# good
ill get the KY mint jelly ready
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Hope
you don't mind sloppy seconds then.
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)
# not at all
so long as theyre sufficiently minty
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# magnetic
field?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# why
it's animal magnetism of course
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Sheep magnet?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# planetary sheep?
hehe thas woo indeed
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Oops.
The arrows on the bottom are the wrong way. My physics teacher would be horrified.
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# no
no they're not. so there

/smugness of electrical engineering student
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Actually they're not
are they? I have been awake too long.
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)
# i too have been
awake too long, studying for my electrical fields exam, wish it was as easy as naming said picture!
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Or
GSCE physics :P
(Jameh, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Look right to me.
Also: Woo. Groan. etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)
# well assuming this sheep has a symetrical magnetic field
to say that would be to say that the top ones were wrong too, but neither is wrong, and i got a B for physics at GCSE so my word is final!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)
# ermm
no i cant be bothered to correct you there
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# no go on
i wanna hear where i'm wrong, you only learn from your mistakes (but the examiners wont believe me)
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Thanks for the memories Ron!
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)
# so
who do we think the next celebrity racist will be?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)
# David Bellamy
I think is pretty likely
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)
# david bellamy loves the jungle, and hence
all the little funny men with spears, so it can't be him
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# lenny henry hates the french
or was that his wife?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I hate
his wife.
Unfunny fat cow.
Not that her being fat makes her unfunny, of course.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# i am going to go out on a limb here
and say that she is not funny, because women are not funny. well, famous women anyway. here are some famous women who are not funny to back up my argument: dawn french, jennifer saunders, linda smith, rhona cameron
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# I think Linda Smith is hilarious.
But I agree about the rest.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# What about Hattie Hayridge (female Holly in Red Dwarf) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# heh
is that what he said then?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)
# yes it is
foolish bad pundit
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# and i just saw him on the telly
saying it wasn't racist

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# yeah it's ok for him to say it
because he helped blacks into the game, or something....er
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# i am sure if samuel l jackson had said it
it would be okay.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# HE said:
Desailly is a fucking lazy big n*****
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# did he pronounce the asterisks then?
i imagine it would have sounded like white noise, or perhaps a beep
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)
# yes that would
have been so fantastic
(mungojerry, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Murple!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)
#
Yurple!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# That is distressing.
Almost as bad as Dizzee Dee, whose site I have lost, unfortunately.
Edit: Found her! www.getdizzye.com/
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# with more momentum


slight modification from earlier
(whizzo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)
# vastly improved
from woo factor 5 to woo factor 11... yes ours go up to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)
# where's it going to?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Up.
It's the place to be.

Woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Woo!
What is it? A brain? A wig?
(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

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