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#
(Sharpy, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:26, archived)
# oh you didn't
hahahahhahahah! woooooooooooooooo
i'm sure someone was talking about this last night...
(happyhardcoregabbatechno, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:29, archived)
# yup, after i did this


(Sharpy, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:36, archived)
# cracking
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:30, archived)
# *collapses in fits of giggles*
WOO
(Clockwork, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:31, archived)
# he's got a taste for them

first one here

woo, a series must commence! next step, monster truck! mwahaha
/hell
(happyhardcoregabbatechno, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:26, archived)
# *Loses bladder control laughing*
Loved the kitten as well!
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:28, archived)
# as a 505th post celebration
have approximately 505 barbara werners in a not-too original pic
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:26, archived)
# this is getting crap now.
i bet you have a psd and just copy paste the face onto a random image.
(alexnessie \o/., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:27, archived)
# /red handed
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:27, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hehe
looks like my kind of compo
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:31, archived)
# may i enquire
who found barbara first?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:32, archived)
# golden
fanjita
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:32, archived)
# thats could explain things
does barbara know yet?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# hey
that's my image you've wernered there!

(I've started seeing her in my dreams you know)
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:33, archived)
# oops sorry
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:36, archived)
# no need to apologise
perhaps Babs is what I should have put in in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:39, archived)
# heh
is 'wernered' the new 'glass cock' ?

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:51, archived)
# "wernered"
the meaning is "one-man bandwagon"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:56, archived)
# i like barbara and i like golden, so if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:29, archived)
# oooOOOooo
/handbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:32, archived)
# ho ho ho
aren't you bored of getting a rise out of people now? haven't you made your point?

just have a wank or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:31, archived)
# what point?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:33, archived)
# i wish i knew
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:38, archived)
# maybe for golden
barbara is better than having a wank, if people hate it and golden wants a 'rise', no one reply and they'll stop
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:35, archived)
# there's always a pun or a joke in there somewhere
except the one in this thread.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:36, archived)
# just pointing out possibilities which
may or may not be true, i personally like barbara, you should try and contact her
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:39, archived)
# i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:36, archived)
# 505 posts
505 werners
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:37, archived)
# 505 posts...
In 12 days?!

Jesus Christ on a stick...
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:44, archived)
# that's not even 50 a day.....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah...
...but even with your impressive score you've only done just over 20 a day. 50 a day is pretty hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:52, archived)
# i have been slacking recently
at my best/worst [delete as applicable] i was on a good solid hundred a day
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:59, archived)
# 23.485086342229199372056514913658
to be almost exact
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:00, archived)
# chavs..
they're 4getting really important stuff these days
clicky
seats??
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:19, archived)
# to be honest
i've no idea what a chav is, i'm just catching the bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Drop out boy racers
Think Burberry
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:21, archived)
# this explains it all !
ww.chavscum.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:25, archived)
# peasant underclass
with ideas above their station.
should be flogged.
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:28, archived)
# argh! and surprisingly SFW from this site
www.rotten.com/library/culture/the-simpsons/bart-tattoo.jpg
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:20, archived)
# argh!
GOATSE!!!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:25, archived)
# beards make you bumgay
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:31, archived)
# My word
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:23, archived)
# relevant..
how?
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:24, archived)
# appologies forgot the TJ
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:27, archived)
# accepted!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Jesus!
I can't believe that someone would do that. Actually, yes I can.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:24, archived)
# blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:20, archived)
# that
iz well trick man!!111*




*I meant wank and pointless. Where do they get the money for this kind of stuff anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:20, archived)
# i dunno
but if they can afford all that burberry gear (cos it is definitly all real burberry) they must be pretty minted!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:22, archived)
# drugs
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:23, archived)
# woo
burn em all!
(happyhardcoregabbatechno, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:28, archived)
# How quick - How dirty?

(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Haha
Well done for speed there.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:19, archived)
# ...


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:10, archived)
# badum
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:12, archived)
# arf
woo!

50 mins
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:12, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I am proper
pissing my pants at the title of that film.

One of my favourite films, but hell, I will never be able to watch it in the same light again. Damn you. Damn you to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Arf arf arf
arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf

*chokes*

Well, I thought it was funny.

Woos + yays.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
although i do prefer to cook my potati naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Pearoast for Kamikaze Stoat
Some background music; the rest of you might enjoy it too.

192kps mp3 - around 3 meg for a 2 minute value


edit: I know it ends abruptly, it's meant to be looped
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:09, archived)
# Perfection. thank you muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Thank you...


edit: Give me a shout when you finish the flash thing, vitamin_x (at) msn.com
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Spiffy.
Is it you?


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! You're all morons., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Indeed.
Thanks for the kind words.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Anyone ever watch the tripods on bbc in the early 80's?
it rocked, here's my tribute,,

and a link to those who remember,
www.users.voicenet.com/~swyss/tripods.html - website not mine tho. It by a fellow fan
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:08, archived)
# excellent

I love the period web design too
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Bloody Aliens.
They get everywhere

edit - how rude. Woo to your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:12, archived)
# it was a tv show? wow.
i have a book called "The Tripod Trilogy"

related?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:13, archived)
# very much so,
the BBC made a series of the first two books in 84-85.
They never finished it tho the gits.
Fuck Dr WHO! Still waiting for the third series of the Tripods!!!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:14, archived)
# I read that in English Lit at school.
It was a 3 parter, and most people just got handed each part at a time. But I got the trilogy at once in the book format.

I never read it. I think my cat ate my copy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Roll out the barrel





Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:06, archived)
# hoorah
its chas an dave

but jellied eels...ick
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:08, archived)
# You're hurting my brain!
aaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:09, archived)
# Found these old comp images - Ripe for pearoasting



oh yes, and Blackpool Pleasure Beach is on fire...
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:04, archived)
# crikey
what massive nipples they must be
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Just heard
about the pleasure beach. its the Grandnational thats buring aparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:06, archived)
# pfft
fooking dangerous ride that!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Even more so now
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:07, archived)
# lack of anything safe + fire licking at your feet
= Blackpool Pleasure Beach Memories
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:08, archived)
# they should make the stepelchase go through flames.
wouldnt make it any less scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:10, archived)
# i went on that ride with my dad when i was a smaller guy than i am now
and i nearly cacked my troosers!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:11, archived)
# shameless repost
for all the haters ;-)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:55, archived)
# this one actually made me laugh.
(schnurricane, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:56, archived)
# ooer
the one at the back left is OK - the rest are all mingers...
(I helped save b3ta! madgav, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Oh what the heck, its late and I'm bored.
fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap

What?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:58, archived)
# My boss at work is called Barbara.




She hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:00, archived)
# thats the greatest thing i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Hahah
I likes!
(Jameh, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Not too sure which is more worrying:
The soldier being in the ward, or what he is saying....



Soory for the poor quality of it, I'm tired, and have only just started using Photoshop. Actaully, its my first photoshop pic on this board, and probaly the last at this rate

\returns to the dark corner of lurking
(Krizog, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Sorry, can't read
the text. Post it, please.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Ah, thought that might be a problem
But I couldn't alter the text colour after I typed (curse my lack of knolege. It should read:

Right, get this lot burnt before it starts to spread

Sorry again
(Krizog, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Ah
The Stand. :)
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Keira Knightly looks rough without makeup.
For your info, this was a Worth1000.com challange. That I failed at miserably.


For Bignificicationism try this link.

And for the Worth1000 proof that I (apparently) suck try this: 41 out of 54?!?!?!? . USA Voters are crazy. I know that I rule.

However, since I started entering into their compo's I have become much better at Photoshop. Nobody pays me any money though, so I am open to suggestions as to why I bother. I could be out in bars being painfully rejected by the opposite sex! As per usual.

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:54, archived)
# worth1000 like quality photoshopping
b3ta likes jokes.

WHICH IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:56, archived)
# I'm just looking for praise.
I spent several hours on this pic, and didn't get the praise that I know I deserve. (Yes, I know I deserve it. I rock). So I thought I'd look for it here.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:59, archived)
# i can never understand worth1k's stats system
far too complex
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)
# yes
the whole "my pic is 0.32 better than yours" thing was lost on me
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:03, archived)
# I entered
once, but I didn't win, so I left in a big sulk.

It is good for Photoshop techniques though.
If I used Photoshop, I'd probably find that handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 22:59, archived)
# i saw that
i thought it was impressive
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:03, archived)
# I rasterbated that pic
It's six feet across and on my bedroom wall
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:05, archived)
# cool
it's one of half a dozen old pics that I still see popping up now and again
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:10, archived)
# If you came round my house
you'd see it as the wallpaper on about half of my computers...
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:15, archived)
# take off the hair...
its charlie from busted!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Worth1000 you say?
snobs I say

'tis Woo! indeed

I mean even photoshopcontest.com has more of a sense of humour than worth1000, and they're a po faced bunch and all
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Ahhhh!

Fluffy always feels better when he has his pipe, top hat and monocle.
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# how dandy
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Most amaxing
Have my new Wooyay

(Girly Gerard contrary to popular belief, the manliest man, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# yay
posh pets am ace

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Woo to the posh cat
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# I say.
Jolly spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Top!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Good old googleimagesearchforfluffy kitten.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# My word...
that's rather frightening!


Yet strangely hypnotic...
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:56, archived)
# how spiffing
(UTB, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:27, archived)
# woof woof
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# "my dogs got no arse"
"so how does it shit?"

jamaica.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:48, archived)
# But
must smell alright.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Twice the pet
and none of the mess
EDIT thats from the simpsons right?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# maybe one end voms it up
what worries me is, do they fight over who gets to lick its balls?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# they don't have balls.
they reproduce by budding.
(schnurricane, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:54, archived)
# what a
delightful concept :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:16, archived)
# YAY
for fluffy dogs
(Copes, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Got a new pet
No one wants to stroke it
(l-rs, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:42, archived)
# KILL IT
KILL IT - Someone get a slipper
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Now, as *spang* is to shovel impacts,
Is *boofth* to slipper impacts?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:46, archived)
# works for me
but I always use the hoover on spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# I like spiders.
They be cute. And eat moths, who are utter cocklegs.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:48, archived)
# That's mean. Spiders are our friends.
Cover it with a glass, push a piece of card underneath, and throw it out the window.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah!
That's the only decent way to treat a friend.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Which isn't mean at all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# not at all.
they shoot silk out their bum and parachute to the ground.
They love it!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Wish I could do that...
... actually, no, I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:59, archived)
# you mean to say you can't?
/looks shocked
/looks darned handsome (in the right light)
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:02, archived)
# you run out of glasses
after about a dozen spiders though
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# And then you run out of pint glasses.
Which is always an arse.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# ???
are you serving them Pimms or something?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Twelve of you? One of me - I think that's Pimms 'o' clock!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# pimms?
northern spiders drink TETLEYS, sir. they'll 'ave you. pimms indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# uncultured oafs!
I cock a snook at them, one and all.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:56, archived)
# you know what happened last time
don't get caught or you'll be up before the beak again
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)
# *THWOP*
gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Having carefully considered the three options in this thread,
my vote is also for thwop as the natural slipper impact sound.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# i'd say *boofth* was more of a moccasin
your classic slipper is more of a *thwack*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Cushions are more *bumfth*
My slippers are very *boofth* you see.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# How about
*thwap*?

or is that too much like *fwap*?
(Crumpet, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# blimey!
*hides under bed*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I think it's kinda cute.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Fuck me...
k-k-k-Keep, g-Get the kids away! HURRY!
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:07, archived)
# sorry but
KILL IT HARD
I hate anything to do with spiders
even if it does have a cute doggy face
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *shudder*
Kill It!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Almost as scary as my dog....

What is really scary... is this isn't shopped.
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:46, archived)
# it appears
to have the ears
of a bat
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:17, archived)
# it's a real dog i tell ya
really - that's no bat. She's old and the hair fell out
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Red takes a walk.

...and meets a flower.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:42, archived)
# and YAY
again to you paintmash skills
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Nice pic
but my ISP only let me see it through a proxy.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Here is the result of Photoshop tennis between myself and a friend.

Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Photoshop tennis...
Woo to that idea.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:44, archived)
# nothing with
david belamy can be bad
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:44, archived)
# In that case
this week's New Scientist cannot be bad.

He wrote in a letter about sciencology.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:50, archived)
# i can see the reverend dan-sunshine elephant influences
right through that....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# You can? Where?
If you can, it wasn't done intentionally!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:48, archived)
# had any more matches?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 22:48, archived)
# nah
we wanted to finish on a high. like fawlty towers.

and also feel in some way responsible for EVERY photoshop tennis match after
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:57, archived)
# they should release
a two player version of photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
coin-op photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:16, archived)
# I recognise that goat!
(FAQ, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Woo! I see a goat!
Goat-see!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:51, archived)
# No hummus, have a penguin...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Yay penguins!
And I wanted to talk to you- about penguins, indirectly. I'm thinking of using your Background tune for my Flash animation, but it needs a bit of re-mixing, for tis not long enough- is that ok with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Which one?
Give me the filename and I'll work something up for you directly.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Blimey, that would be aceness.
Twas was just called Background when I got it, no id3 information or anything. Guitarry, until last 10 seconds or so, then goes mental. 4:00 long.

I need to cut it down in to something shorter that loops, because i'm not using Sync so it has to be handled dynamically.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Do you have a length in mind?
Arf!

How long do you want it?

Arf again!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:54, archived)
# ooh, matron!
*cough*
not too important, but obviously the shorter it is the better quality it can be exported as.
Around 1:30/2:00 should be about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Right on it, give me a few minutes and I'll edit it for you.
*edits*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Thu 20 May 2004, 23:00, archived)
# out of hummus?
photshop a kitten or draw a penguin..always a winner
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:48, archived)
# No idea

CFB

(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:38, archived)
# ooh
I like that abit
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:40, archived)
# I want to believe.
now I think I do.
w/y/h
(the funky gibbon, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:41, archived)
# coool...
it's stylish and spongarific!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:41, archived)
# ooooh
it's a mushroom, no, a ufo, and it's on a doormat, a piece of paper, a bed... it's a magic mushroom ufo bedspread!
YAY!
(McGeorge, Thu 20 May 2004, 22:43, archived)

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