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[challenge entry] I need your clothes, your cat, and your Royal Mail van.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# yay
fucking ace
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Brilliant
a woo and a yay
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# That's
fucking
great
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's woo that is
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# tip top stuff.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo, sir
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Pat goes postal!
w/y/h!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# after reading your reply
I almost changed my alt-text! :)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# The residents of Greendale
will never be safe again! Woo!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Why don't you...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# ok
what the hell, it's Friday


/coat
/hat
/leaves
/fucks himself

w/y/h
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Excellent!
I fucking hated that program.

w/y/h!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Late Night Henry's Cat

Apologogies for smallness.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
any bigger and it would have been ruined :)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] It wouldn't all be bad!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
#
fwap fwap fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# At least she's wearing a tie!
More than most girl's do at school.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# I would!
*fwap*

And now I have!

*reaches for kleenex*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# wow, feck me
I'd pay to see that show....

is it on sky?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Yes,
tonight at 10.30
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# *sets personal planner to autoview*
thanks
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# and the cool thing
is school disco is actually filled with girls looking like that.

nice......
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# .
Thats how I remember it...

might of inhaled a few litres of vodka though...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmppg hmppf gishh agggay...


Very quick and dirty but what the hoo
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# That is fannytastic!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Very....
apt

Woo!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Ha ha
ha
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
That is excellent!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] the day they started selling mace in trumpton...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# no way!....
I was expecting to see Domo in the doorways then!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# you've now officially been here too long!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# not true
cos I was too and I've still got my L plate.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
# yay
for the Trumpton riots
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# have some more camberwick fun...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# more
w/y/h

award yourself a jaffa cake
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# that causes
all kinds of mixed emotions

most of them good
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
sick and woo
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooo!
millions of dead children can't be wrong
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# You're going to Hell
say hi to Barbara Streisand for me.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# .....texture like sun.....
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# W/Y/H! Terry Wogan's favourite joke/pun
he says it EVERY TIME he plays that song...great song though...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# really??
I never heard him say it! ..... I s'pose it is a bit obvious!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# sorry I meant you no offence
Wogan is a god but does my nut in sometimes, after every song he repeats the name of the song a few times until he thinks of some pun..or doesn't....and then plays another song...but you only get 20secs of it cos he's forgotton that its time for the news....
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for challenge
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# *ahem*
you may want to compo it then

edit: oh, you have. carry on. :)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# two words:
sex pests
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# and here's four words:
that's not a potato
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# is it a freshly baked
fruity loaf?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# *looks closer*
*wishes he hadn't*

my eyes! my beautiful eyes!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Stuck in an artifically-created reality, fighting against the machine
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Very good.
Now do something with the blondes.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:34, archived)
# i can think of a few things to do with them.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# you could shoot them
not saying what with.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:48, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
thats pretty safe

you can have a woo

and a slap.:)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# nice
but who are they?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:43, archived)
# UK Big Brother contestants
(Sorry to the non UK-ers)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# my kitten was in an accident
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# hehe awww like it poor kitten
woo!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# awww
bless :)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I hated the way that hare always got the last word in
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Yay!
Hartley gave me the fucking fears.

(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Good Work
How cool was Pipkins?!?!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# pipkins .......
rocked!!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Wasn't there an ostrich?
Octavia?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Ostrich
That would be Octavia. The monkey was Topov, the hare was obviously Hartley and they ran out of names for Pig and Tortoise.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Oh Pipkins Guru
I bow to thee......
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
# yup
and topov the monkey

*checks self*

* realises he is turning into an episode of "i love 1976"*

*runs away*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Mine's better than yours.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# aarrgghh!!
PENNY!! No more drawing cocks on the goddamn wall!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# looks
more like a cunt
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# The Hoff is the sexiest man alive.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# *SQUINTS*
Oh yes, you're right.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] There should be a law saying that you can only post pictures that you've spent more than a minute on...


To stop people like me..
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahaha

WOO
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Coffee/Monitor combo
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# I have a Danger Mouse poster
therefore I rock.
Woo to the pic.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# i have a dangermouse badge that i sport on my bag
and everyone goes "ooh! can i have it?" and i'm like "fuck off or i'll blow your fucking head off"*


*May not be true
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# way hey
that's better then excellent.

That's hoopla panowie that is...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# !!!
jesus!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# blimey I never realised he was so big
woo yay!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# you only had to ask
and I'd have enlightened you....
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# hehehe
oooh :-)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
# whay are you so lucky
do you have new friends?


email me with details, there's a good chap(ess)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:42, archived)
# hhahahahahaahah
that is fuckin ace.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Ahahahahah
Nice cock action!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] quick an nasty

after looking at other entries so far im slightly ashamed of my poor effort
im gonna end up spending all my time @ work 2nite thinkin of more ideas for challenge
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] This is purile
and possibly NSFW

(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you love the cock!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# I love
the Purves length
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# and to be fair...
...who doesn't!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:33, archived)
# just slightly NSFW
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Blukakke
Lovely Stuff!!

Woo!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yes
very puerile

*laughs and drops beer*

w/y/h
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# That tube and train strike


Click for mapnification


Fears that a coordinated series of tube and network rail strikes over the Summer will lead to transport chaos around London have been narrowly averted by an emergency map published by Network Rail.

Friday afternoon apathy test
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# That's much funnier than it first looks.
And sadly, it's quite accurate.

NEVER MIND! I NEVER USE THE BLOODY TRAINS ANYWAY.


(edit: and I appear to be Brian Blessed too)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# apathetic..
Apathetic:

Congratulations on being politically interested enough to accommodate 4 mouse-clicks into your busy, believe-nothing lifestyle.

You must be feeling very proud of yourself.

However, you are still a lazy, mindless, facile blob of animal mash who subsists solely on a spoon-fed diet of tabloid opinions and daytime soap-opera. As an evolutionary measure, your tepid consciousness, unable to maintain an ethical or political position, assumes a holding pattern based on the opinions of the last sexually attractive person who wasn't physically sick in your presence.

As a consequence, any convictions which make it to the cerebral cortex of your brain can be easily swamped by the dizzying cocktail of glandular secretions triggered by something as low-level and apparently pointless as a cheese and pickle sandwich.

Well done: it's people like you who make this country what it is
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# If you think that's nasty...
You should try being an anarchist: I was in a right fecking grump when I wrote that...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] my timmy needs tv that's going to stretch him...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahah
woo!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
# that gets a
great big fucking woo!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Oh dear..
Please tell me irn-bru is easy to get of TFT monitors!

(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Ooh boy!
I like the *pop!*
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] it cave me the creeps..
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# i live in chorlton

it is scary
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# it is
I lived there many years ago and it seemed to be ruled by Satan's Slaves
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# they still rule it

well they drink in the shit pubs, i go in the nice ones

(or go to didsbury)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Lived in Didsbury as well
much nicer place (apart from having a large gun pointed at me during a robbery at the Kwik Save on Burton Road and being shot in the back whilst walking down Clyde road)....
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)
# mere technicalities

i will be in the woodstock tonight, nice pub
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I seem to remember the manager
of that kiwk save got shot while I lived on Burton Road
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Chorlton
or the willies?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sharky And George


The series:
The first 60:

More:
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I loved Sharky and George.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I love you
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
and deathrow2 may have just taken the top spot for the series... :)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:36, archived)

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