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# Seamless Pearost From Last Night...
Behold, Bing The Merciless!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# I'll spare you the secret faq thing,
but what is it with the amount of reposts that have been appearing in new threads for the last few weeks? I'm not the repost police but I seem to remember that the etiquette was to TJ if you wanted to do it.

I did find that picture amusing the first time I saw it by the way, I was just too busy to say so.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# replies
replies, we need replies!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# What about a bigger boat?
I always find that my boat is never big enough. There I am, boating and I find myself saying "We are going to need a bigger boat."
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# i was
talking about solitaire. it's strange how they decided the pictures would be worth 10 and the ace worth 1 or 11 and the total you require is 21. crazy! i can't get my head round it
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:50, archived)
# I'm very sorry
but I dont think I follow. And it sounds like you are talking about pontoon (or blackjack to our American friends), not solitaire.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# pontoon
yes. but solitaire if you play it on your PC
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sory. It's all I could be arsed to do.

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Jaysus
*vows never to eat again*

*apart from pork scratchings: snack of kings*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# I know I could've done better.
But it just wasn't in me.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Actually
that was spot on
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Yikes
*Could probably go a year without food, but is, at the moment, eating, and refuses to feel deserved shame*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Fantastic
but tragically true

'ning all - I now go to gumball 3000 it up on teh dvd
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Oh my fucking god!
Arf!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# geoff could never catch a ball
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# please....
no more pivot
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# not to mention
that its 500kb
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I didn't
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# my
poor computer is dying.... :(
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# well
you're a hobo too
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# are you the same people?
Or just freakish clones sent to destroy my ducks?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# personally,
i fear muchly for your ducks.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# we're not the same person,
its one of those long stories that really arent so long but long enough so that the teller cant be assed to tell it.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# here you go
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# thnx
for helping me explain, and no we're not singing or dancing hobos, just boring ordinary ones :(
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# shush.
the same could be said for planets, but they're all lovely in their own ways.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# The difference is his planets
require skill to produce :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# poorly drawn paintmashes don't,
and yet they always make me smile, and pivot often makes me happy too.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# fair point, each to their own
;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# arrrhhhhh!
teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# awww
ill just stick with scanning my pics
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# It's not that but 250K is the largest allowed. :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# maybe hes worried about the size ?
but its just an idea
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# feel free to post my link when something is on the large side
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# spamspamspamspamspamspam
;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# ;)
brilliantly subtle advertising
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# It has
ALL TEH SIZE
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# DELETE IT!
DELETE IT HARD!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# "As only a gentleman would, I ask you, Mr. Boots, do you feel lucky?"
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit that looks just like my cat!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# That looks
like my cat too !!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Maybe
It IS your cat...

:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Hmmmm
she's not in her usual spot, you may be right
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Looks like mine too
Except mine is a different colour
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
# and barks?
or lives underwater?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Hold like a duck, you subnormal gimp.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# arrr!
the pixels!

btw:what is this holding it like a duck thing all about?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# ahhh
right so
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Glad to have
cleared that up.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# thankee kindly
good Sir
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# It's actually what Slurpy said down there.
*points southwest*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# ooooohhh
I will try that perhaps

Duck related pearoast:
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# hhahahahaa

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# That is the most rock
thing ever!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# What?
More rock than, er, Ayers Rock? Coo.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# it goes back to Baron Von Duck who was the leader of western mongolia in 1882.
Legend has it that he owned a large suitcase full of suits, which caused uproar in his citizens. Thus, he ate a cup of mince, thus coining the phrase, 'all's well that ends well'
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# you damned liar!
Montgomery Chillingwell wasn't a German at all! He was in fact chief engineer for a Russian cheese company which was blown up in the 70s by a secret military operations group known only to those priviliged enough as 'SPACKERS'
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# but that doesn't explain his secret underground stash of pork
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# shhh
don't you realise what would happen if Charles Jarrom were allowed to speak out against the power of pork? There would be a huge inflation in the price of non-fiction and by the end of the year bookstores would be a rarity known only to the richest private collections
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# the best way to hold someone's dog while drunk
i think it was chimney sweep's dog
(anyone?)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Supermoore's dog.
And Quelabra's advice.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# that's it.
everyone seems to mould into one intangible
entity named 'b3ta' in my head while im away.

(this is someone who spent three years in cubs, becoming the mightiest sixer, but never bothered/managed to learn anyone else's name)

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# I only ever got
to seconder.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# bwahahahaha
you spent too much time socialising to be proven truly superior.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# sorry to TJ:
can anyone get the video below to download to their computer?

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/dancer.shtml

I've tried with streambox, but I can't download it. suggestions please? or if anyone has a gif of it that would be woosome too.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Nope
But that's not unusual for BBC Real Player clips.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# you need to have
realplayer installed on your box.

realplayer also sucks. your box. no really.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# i think you misunderstood
i want to download a copy to my computer so that i have a physical copy on my hard-drive, not just be able to view it on the interweb.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# The clip appears to be stored under
/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram
if that helps.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# cheers
but unfortunately it doesnt, i'd already tried plugging that into streambox and it still doesn't download.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# 'tis here
Right click save as

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram

In future, right click the video in your browser and choose play in realone player. Then, choose file, clip properties, view clip info, make a link for yourself to the file and right-click, save as.

Easy, no?

Edit: damn, only saves a link to the stream. I think the problem is that it's a stream, and therefore by definition can't be saved as a normal video file.

Edit 2: try downloading camstudio from www.gimber.co.uk/content/freeware Then, open up something in windows media player and have that playing in the background (mute it). Open up the stream and record it using camstudio (apparently, the first player uses Direct X, which is invisible to camstudio, so the second player has to use its own thingy, which camstudio can capture). You'll end up with an avi, which can be gifified in MS Gif animator (also on the list).
damn you, real one
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# that only creates a link
that looks like a file. I still have to be online to view it.

edit: thanks, i'll try that out, hope it works!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# That's insanely complicated
it'll probably work.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Inspired by
my bird who thought Woody Allen was in White Men Can't Jump

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25, archived)
# any
naked pics of her?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# As it happens....
:D Dear me I can imagine the shoppages now!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# i like the movie
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# July was wondering where her glasses had got to....
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# and,
while im on the subject...

Have an old person related repost
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25, archived)
# That's an outrage.
That poor beer.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# biggest
laugh of the day - huzzah!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# yay for lil britian

i hear this everytime the advert comes on, it's the only way i can get through it with out punching myself in the face in a vain bid to loose conciousness for the duration of said advert
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Britain. Britain. Britain.
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# ahhah
I saw it coming and still laughed
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# brill
simply fuckin brill.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# my two year old daughter loves that advert!
and when ever we say the word simple she starts reciting the advert!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# quick, while she's young
you can stop her becoming a feminist, though i fear it is too late
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# i think its too late
she's already got the frown down!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I
likes that a lot, it made I larf
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# SSHHH don't move it can only see you if you move

oh lord have mercy i know not what am i doned
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# that looks like the psykic in Starship Troopers
edit/ And I know I spelt it wrong
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# as may well be but.......
its the one the only the boy the legend doogie howser MD... he's a boy but he's a doctor (sings tunelessley) he's a boy but he's a doctor
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# same person
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Am I..
the only one who misses thomas the wank engine, it was a classic:(
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# INCOMING!!!
*runs to Nissen hut*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# quick!
Hide!

before it's too late!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# *pokes head out of bomb shelter*
hmm, all quiet on the western front
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Hold me, I'm frightened

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25, archived)
# no!
you've spilt something wet and horrid down your front again..
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Sorry pivot haters but this is all i can do
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I know...
Not everyones cup of tea, but they are easy targets. i wasn't going to watch it this year, but weak minded fool that i am, i've been sucked in!

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:12, archived)
# It was
pointed out to be that he looked a tad like baron samedi in that
Edit: Like so
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# make the tag bigger
that pic will do the rounds no doubt
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:15, archived)
# only to the rabble
that actually watch that
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# which is half the nation
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:23, archived)
# 35 million?
u sure?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Fuck me
there aren't that many of us are there? 70 mill?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# not officially
but realistically

yes
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# yikes
.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# very sure
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# but only
18 million tune in to "Eastenders" which is equally manufactured for peasants

Why would an extra 17 million normal people suddenly become weak followers of the strong?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# we are a nation of rabble
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# I want to get this tattoo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# very pretty
spamspamspam
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:13, archived)
# you're singing that
to the badger song. aren't you

AREN'T YOU?!?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:15, archived)
# no
yes

Oh, I just looked at your gothmash place, I don't know what the Chronicles of Riddick is, but isn't that picture from a moive about a hold in the ground with monsters in or something?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Riddick is the
sequel to that
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# ahh
I didn't know there was a sequel
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# oh yes
pitch black is a book, and they just made Riddick...came out about a week ago over here.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# I probably won't see it till it's come out on DVD somewhere then
what's there to sequel about though?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:23, archived)
# now now...
i don't want to be a spoiler...

*cough*Linky*cough*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:26, archived)
# That's great
Pitch Black was very good.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# go get inked
then (right now)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# It looks like she has little undersized wings
coming out of her shoulders, which makes me think of a dodo. But I don't like tattoos much. Woo to your skills anyway.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# I'm sure there's a Clare Rainer 'Wings'
joke in there somewhere, but I can't be arsed looking.

Have a Woo instead, because that is a most Woosome mash!!!

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Am I the only one who can see the look-a-likeyness?


why do I have a feeling the answer to that will be "Yes. Yes you are."
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:01, archived)
# yes
yes you are
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:01, archived)
# What they said.
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# sorry, but i still think he looks more like
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Ok, this is where it gets a tiny bit complicated...

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# sorry, you've lost me
i think the maths is too hard
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# i have a fitting picture for this aswell...
...bbut i dont even think about to post it ´cause it would take to much time to explain it again , and its enough to feel like an idiot twice a day i think.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# That's Danny from Hearsay
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25, archived)
# BARGH
*screams*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# good lord
By jingo i think ur onto sumin there
*edit : Yes, yes you are
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# you've answered your own question
it may be summat to do with your obsession though :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# What what? Never!
They look exactly the same if you close your eyes...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# The similarities are in
1) Mongoloid forhead
2) Glazed over expression
3) Mouth open
4) Broken looking nose
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Ah HA!
Ya see? Exactly the same......
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I have no idea who they are
apart from Wayne. Good old wayne.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Yes, yes you are
Really - I don't see it

Which gig were you at by the way? I was at Murrayfield =D
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Twas at good 'ol Phoenix Park :D
C'est tres bien!
Ooooo, was it good? Is that where you all had to shout I love you to Jonny Ramone?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# It was indeed!
Then Anthony decided to go have a wee chat to him while we're waiting!

Was a good show but I think they were better last year when I saw em
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# They both
look like "special" children
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:06, archived)
# i think you won last night's game
seeing as i only have 2 albums
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Le victoir!
*runs round in excitement*
*runs into wall*
*unconsiousness occurs*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:12, archived)
# im sorry ,its me again
but i have a problem , my friend looks like a wellknown musican...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)
# What? Never!!
*cries*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
# by the way...(i like it to start my posts with this)
...he likes the Ramones more than anybody else i know
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Damn Brownies! *soz for no crop
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# You're not sorry at all...
but why should you be? Woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# coz'
i might one day get fp

But i very much doubt it
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:01, archived)
# I LOVE COOKIES
YOU COMMUNIST
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Zuh?
Communist?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# communists shun cookies. fact.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# fab
but crop it!


woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# linky!
Hi. I never posted before but apparently I can post fun sites if the have never been posted before. Well. go here.

www.pleix.net/films.html

I don't know how I stumbled opon it but it has very nice looking short films. I'm not affiliated with the site. I just wanted to share it greatness. toodles.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# I saw 'Beauty Kit'
a while ago. Good stuff.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# You'll get shouted at if you make a habit of it
We like stuff you've made yourself, not other people's stuff. If you do have a good link to share, stick in a "Thread Jack" rather than a whole new thread (see the FAQ for more about threads).
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# ^ wrong
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# seconded
the faq is not exactly firm on this
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# shame it's real player
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:00, archived)
# i was just thinking that
piss off, real player. everybody hates you and your inability to be good. windows media player any day.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Er, yay.
I know, it's awful, sorry.

It's supposed to be an animation. Yes, the frame rate speed is very slow.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# AYBABTU meme storm.
Woyahoupla.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# hahahah
genius!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# the end make me grin
That's not awful, it's woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# pfft!
that makes even less sense than the original
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# that's woo
it just gets more and more silly and
peurile.
top marks, i say.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Unadulterated hatstand
gets my two thumbs fresh !!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# That
Was almost the best thing ever

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Very nicely done, Kroc.
Oi! Admin types! FP it! FP it HARD!
Or I'll poke you with Mary Whitehouse's buggery sticks.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# seconded
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Way way way way way
too much alcohol seems to have been consumed here.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)

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