Seamless Pearost From Last Night...
Behold, Bing The Merciless!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35,
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I'll spare you the secret faq thing,
but what is it with the amount of reposts that have been appearing in new threads for the last few weeks? I'm not the repost police but I seem to remember that the etiquette was to TJ if you wanted to do it.
I did find that picture amusing the first time I saw it by the way, I was just too busy to say so.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40,
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I did find that picture amusing the first time I saw it by the way, I was just too busy to say so.
What about a bigger boat?
I always find that my boat is never big enough. There I am, boating and I find myself saying "We are going to need a bigger boat."
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:43,
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i was
talking about solitaire. it's strange how they decided the pictures would be worth 10 and the ace worth 1 or 11 and the total you require is 21. crazy! i can't get my head round it
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:50,
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I'm very sorry
but I dont think I follow. And it sounds like you are talking about pontoon (or blackjack to our American friends), not solitaire.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:55,
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Jaysus
*vows never to eat again*
*apart from pork scratchings: snack of kings*
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35,
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*apart from pork scratchings: snack of kings*
Yikes
*Could probably go a year without food, but is, at the moment, eating, and refuses to feel deserved shame*
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37,
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Fantastic
but tragically true
'ning all - I now go to gumball 3000 it up on teh dvd
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42,
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'ning all - I now go to gumball 3000 it up on teh dvd
are you the same people?
Or just freakish clones sent to destroy my ducks?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36,
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we're not the same person,
its one of those long stories that really arent so long but long enough so that the teller cant be assed to tell it.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38,
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thnx
for helping me explain, and no we're not singing or dancing hobos, just boring ordinary ones :(
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:43,
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shush.
the same could be said for planets, but they're all lovely in their own ways.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:34,
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poorly drawn paintmashes don't,
and yet they always make me smile, and pivot often makes me happy too.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38,
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arrrhhhhh!
teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size! teh size!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32,
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feel free to post my link when something is on the large side
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
/wanders off again
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:36,
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/wanders off again
"As only a gentleman would, I ask you, Mr. Boots, do you feel lucky?"
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29,
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arrr!
the pixels!
btw:what is this holding it like a duck thing all about?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28,
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btw:what is this holding it like a duck thing all about?
it goes back to Baron Von Duck who was the leader of western mongolia in 1882.
Legend has it that he owned a large suitcase full of suits, which caused uproar in his citizens. Thus, he ate a cup of mince, thus coining the phrase, 'all's well that ends well'
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29,
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you damned liar!
Montgomery Chillingwell wasn't a German at all! He was in fact chief engineer for a Russian cheese company which was blown up in the 70s by a secret military operations group known only to those priviliged enough as 'SPACKERS'
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35,
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shhh
don't you realise what would happen if Charles Jarrom were allowed to speak out against the power of pork? There would be a huge inflation in the price of non-fiction and by the end of the year bookstores would be a rarity known only to the richest private collections
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42,
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the best way to hold someone's dog while drunk
i think it was chimney sweep's dog
(anyone?)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30,
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(anyone?)
that's it.
everyone seems to mould into one intangible
entity named 'b3ta' in my head while im away.
(this is someone who spent three years in cubs, becoming the mightiest sixer, but never bothered/managed to learn anyone else's name)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35,
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entity named 'b3ta' in my head while im away.
(this is someone who spent three years in cubs, becoming the mightiest sixer, but never bothered/managed to learn anyone else's name)
bwahahahaha
you spent too much time socialising to be proven truly superior.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:44,
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sorry to TJ:
can anyone get the video below to download to their computer?
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/dancer.shtml
I've tried with streambox, but I can't download it. suggestions please? or if anyone has a gif of it that would be woosome too.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29,
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www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/dancer.shtml
I've tried with streambox, but I can't download it. suggestions please? or if anyone has a gif of it that would be woosome too.
you need to have
realplayer installed on your box.
realplayer also sucks. your box. no really.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38,
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realplayer also sucks. your box. no really.
i think you misunderstood
i want to download a copy to my computer so that i have a physical copy on my hard-drive, not just be able to view it on the interweb.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40,
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The clip appears to be stored under
/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram
if that helps.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40,
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if that helps.
cheers
but unfortunately it doesnt, i'd already tried plugging that into streambox and it still doesn't download.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42,
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'tis here
Right click save as
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram
In future, right click the video in your browser and choose play in realone player. Then, choose file, clip properties, view clip info, make a link for yourself to the file and right-click, save as.
Easy, no?
Edit: damn, only saves a link to the stream. I think the problem is that it's a stream, and therefore by definition can't be saved as a normal video file.
Edit 2: try downloading camstudio from www.gimber.co.uk/content/freeware Then, open up something in windows media player and have that playing in the background (mute it). Open up the stream and record it using camstudio (apparently, the first player uses Direct X, which is invisible to camstudio, so the second player has to use its own thingy, which camstudio can capture). You'll end up with an avi, which can be gifified in MS Gif animator (also on the list).
damn you, real one
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42,
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www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram
In future, right click the video in your browser and choose play in realone player. Then, choose file, clip properties, view clip info, make a link for yourself to the file and right-click, save as.
Easy, no?
Edit: damn, only saves a link to the stream. I think the problem is that it's a stream, and therefore by definition can't be saved as a normal video file.
Edit 2: try downloading camstudio from www.gimber.co.uk/content/freeware Then, open up something in windows media player and have that playing in the background (mute it). Open up the stream and record it using camstudio (apparently, the first player uses Direct X, which is invisible to camstudio, so the second player has to use its own thingy, which camstudio can capture). You'll end up with an avi, which can be gifified in MS Gif animator (also on the list).
damn you, real one
that only creates a link
that looks like a file. I still have to be online to view it.
edit: thanks, i'll try that out, hope it works!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:48,
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edit: thanks, i'll try that out, hope it works!
Inspired by
my bird who thought Woody Allen was in White Men Can't Jump
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25,
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and,
while im on the subject...
Have an old person related repost
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:25,
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Have an old person related repost
yay for lil britian
i hear this everytime the advert comes on, it's the only way i can get through it with out punching myself in the face in a vain bid to loose conciousness for the duration of said advert
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:18,
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i hear this everytime the advert comes on, it's the only way i can get through it with out punching myself in the face in a vain bid to loose conciousness for the duration of said advert
my two year old daughter loves that advert!
and when ever we say the word simple she starts reciting the advert!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27,
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quick, while she's young
you can stop her becoming a feminist, though i fear it is too late
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30,
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SSHHH don't move it can only see you if you move
oh lord have mercy i know not what am i doned
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17,
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oh lord have mercy i know not what am i doned
that looks like the psykic in Starship Troopers
edit/ And I know I spelt it wrong
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:20,
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as may well be but.......
its the one the only the boy the legend doogie howser MD... he's a boy but he's a doctor (sings tunelessley) he's a boy but he's a doctor
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:22,
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Am I..
the only one who misses thomas the wank engine, it was a classic:(
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17,
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*pokes head out of bomb shelter*
hmm, all quiet on the western front
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:24,
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no!
you've spilt something wet and horrid down your front again..
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28,
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I know...
Not everyones cup of tea, but they are easy targets. i wasn't going to watch it this year, but weak minded fool that i am, i've been sucked in!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:12,
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It was
pointed out to be that he looked a tad like baron samedi in that
Edit: Like so
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:14,
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Edit: Like so
but only
18 million tune in to "Eastenders" which is equally manufactured for peasants
Why would an extra 17 million normal people suddenly become weak followers of the strong?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:31,
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Why would an extra 17 million normal people suddenly become weak followers of the strong?
you're singing that
to the badger song. aren't you
AREN'T YOU?!?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:15,
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AREN'T YOU?!?
no
yes
Oh, I just looked at your gothmash place, I don't know what the Chronicles of Riddick is, but isn't that picture from a moive about a hold in the ground with monsters in or something?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:16,
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Oh, I just looked at your gothmash place, I don't know what the Chronicles of Riddick is, but isn't that picture from a moive about a hold in the ground with monsters in or something?
oh yes
pitch black is a book, and they just made Riddick...came out about a week ago over here.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:21,
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I probably won't see it till it's come out on DVD somewhere then
what's there to sequel about though?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:23,
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It looks like she has little undersized wings
coming out of her shoulders, which makes me think of a dodo. But I don't like tattoos much. Woo to your skills anyway.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17,
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I'm sure there's a Clare Rainer 'Wings'
joke in there somewhere, but I can't be arsed looking.
Have a Woo instead, because that is a most Woosome mash!!!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17,
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Have a Woo instead, because that is a most Woosome mash!!!
Am I the only one who can see the look-a-likeyness?
why do I have a feeling the answer to that will be "Yes. Yes you are."
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:01,
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why do I have a feeling the answer to that will be "Yes. Yes you are."
i have a fitting picture for this aswell...
...bbut i dont even think about to post it ´cause it would take to much time to explain it again , and its enough to feel like an idiot twice a day i think.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:17,
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good lord
By jingo i think ur onto sumin there
*edit : Yes, yes you are
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:02,
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*edit : Yes, yes you are
you've answered your own question
it may be summat to do with your obsession though :)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:03,
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What what? Never!
They look exactly the same if you close your eyes...
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:05,
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The similarities are in
1) Mongoloid forhead
2) Glazed over expression
3) Mouth open
4) Broken looking nose
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:08,
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2) Glazed over expression
3) Mouth open
4) Broken looking nose
Yes, yes you are
Really - I don't see it
Which gig were you at by the way? I was at Murrayfield =D
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:05,
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Which gig were you at by the way? I was at Murrayfield =D
Twas at good 'ol Phoenix Park :D
C'est tres bien!
Ooooo, was it good? Is that where you all had to shout I love you to Jonny Ramone?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:08,
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Ooooo, was it good? Is that where you all had to shout I love you to Jonny Ramone?
It was indeed!
Then Anthony decided to go have a wee chat to him while we're waiting!
Was a good show but I think they were better last year when I saw em
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:34,
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Was a good show but I think they were better last year when I saw em
i think you won last night's game
seeing as i only have 2 albums
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:08,
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Le victoir!
*runs round in excitement*
*runs into wall*
*unconsiousness occurs*
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:12,
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*runs into wall*
*unconsiousness occurs*
im sorry ,its me again
but i have a problem , my friend looks like a wellknown musican...
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:24,
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by the way...(i like it to start my posts with this)
...he likes the Ramones more than anybody else i know
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30,
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linky!
Hi. I never posted before but apparently I can post fun sites if the have never been posted before. Well. go here.
www.pleix.net/films.html
I don't know how I stumbled opon it but it has very nice looking short films. I'm not affiliated with the site. I just wanted to share it greatness. toodles.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:57,
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www.pleix.net/films.html
I don't know how I stumbled opon it but it has very nice looking short films. I'm not affiliated with the site. I just wanted to share it greatness. toodles.
You'll get shouted at if you make a habit of it
We like stuff you've made yourself, not other people's stuff. If you do have a good link to share, stick in a "Thread Jack" rather than a whole new thread (see the FAQ for more about threads).
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59,
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i was just thinking that
piss off, real player. everybody hates you and your inability to be good. windows media player any day.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:02,
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Er, yay.
I know, it's awful, sorry.
It's supposed to be an animation. Yes, the frame rate speed is very slow.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:55,
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It's supposed to be an animation. Yes, the frame rate speed is very slow.
that's woo
it just gets more and more silly and
peurile.
top marks, i say.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:59,
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peurile.
top marks, i say.
Ha ha ha! Very nicely done, Kroc.
Oi! Admin types! FP it! FP it HARD!
Or I'll poke you with Mary Whitehouse's buggery sticks.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:07,
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Or I'll poke you with Mary Whitehouse's buggery sticks.
Way way way way way
too much alcohol seems to have been consumed here.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:19,
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