AHhahahaha!woo!
Harold Shipman never fails to bring a smile to the evil minded.
(he was my uncle's mate's GP. he suffered bad migranes and Harold prescribed something which banished them. To this day he wont have a bad word said against him)
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:50,
archived)
Harold Shipman never fails to bring a smile to the evil minded.
(he was my uncle's mate's GP. he suffered bad migranes and Harold prescribed something which banished them. To this day he wont have a bad word said against him)
Wow.See, he'd have been fine if only he'd given the jury aspirin before the trial.
(
Malchick,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:52,
archived)
I made a Shipman joke in work onceonly to discover the person sitting next to me had an aunty and uncle that were murdered by him.
As you can imagine I was rather desperate for the ground to open below me.
(As you can imagine I was rather desperate for the ground to open below me.
Roman Totale,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:58,
archived)
I'm always wary of thatEspecially considering he murdered approximately 79% of Britain's elderly population.
( Malchick,
Mon 28 Jun 2004, 0:11,
archived)
he hehope its not as shit as the critics say as im a big coen brothers fan
( connor,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:51,
archived)
From what I hearIt's one of those "panned by the critics, heralded by normal people" movies.
( Malchick,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:53,
archived)
Well if you're a fan of their work,you'll appreciate it anyway.
(
Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:55,
archived)
woo yay houplathen again ...getting your head cut off is not the way of the gentleman
( connor,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:49,
archived)
i seem to remember shortly after the nick berg execution you took massive offense at some shops hereand felt that they were in such poor taste that the creators should be banned
what's changed?
(what's changed?
lemony,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:51,
archived)
I'm being sarcasticI really want to know if anyone cares anymore
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:52,
archived)
they showed a public beheadingin farenheit 911.
no one was expecting it, and the whole theater got all gaspy and whatnot.
urk.
(no one was expecting it, and the whole theater got all gaspy and whatnot.
urk.
TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:55,
archived)
*makes assumption that the Feline Anarchist is an American*How long 'til the presidential elections, and how're the polls at the moment?
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:57,
archived)
presidential elections are in november,and i'm not sure about the polls yet... i know kerry is waaay favored in my state, but my state always votes democratic. it's a little early to start projecting countrywide polls, i guess.
( TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:58,
archived)
well, i know who i'm voting for,but i can't do much more than that.
and hope.
really hard.
(and hope.
really hard.
TheFelineAnarchist,
Mon 28 Jun 2004, 0:02,
archived)
[quote]does anyone care anymore?[/quote]
i think just4fun has been desensitised
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:53,
archived)
i think just4fun has been desensitised
really?how many did Henry VIII have, then?
that ginger cunt was huge
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:47,
archived)
that ginger cunt was huge
That'll be the new townie fashion in a year's time,just you wait and see...
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:40,
archived)
that's quite nicely done.houses would be much more exciting if they were really like that.
( TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:41,
archived)
WOO!cool... i want a furry house.
(obviously in a place where it never rains though)
((obviously in a place where it never rains though)
sex and dougs and rock n roll,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:42,
archived)
or hair dryer.
i wonder if you can get house-strength shampoo ?
(i wonder if you can get house-strength shampoo ?
sex and dougs and rock n roll,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:45,
archived)
Go into businessIt'll be the new stone cladding...
Lovely.
(Lovely.
Tart Monkey,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:43,
archived)
Very nicely doneWoo and yay and houpla and all other things of such loveliness!
( Malchick,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:44,
archived)
...directions?yeah, take the left after the post office and it's the house next to the one with the large arch-shaped doorway. You'll see my silver car outside.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:46,
archived)
Is that in Crinkly Bottom?Edit: Woo!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:48,
archived)
big
hmmmthat's an interesting hairdo she has there....
( rawr isn't really here.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:40,
archived)
neither one of themis acknowledging the other.
( TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:42,
archived)
they had a faling outsomething about someone calling her an elephant head or something like that
( rawr isn't really here.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:43,
archived)
Yay for elephant woman!
Guess what I installed yesterday...
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:47,
archived)
Ok, so I've just got back from the pub...And I look up at my lampshade. Bear in mind I've been sleeping in this room for about 20 years on and off. I can't believe I've never noticed this before.
I present to you "Child riding massive Cock"
(I present to you "Child riding massive Cock"
miamistu snagglery,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:32,
archived)
nice cobwebsreminds me of the "how clean is your arse" post of a week or two ago
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:34,
archived)
ThanksI could grow stuff in the dust up there.
( miamistu snagglery,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:38,
archived)
what's disturbing is the stick he's holding,with which to beat the giant cock.
( TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:38,
archived)
Good thing...the monkey has been good. He'd be spanking it otherwise!
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:45,
archived)
"Is that a banana in your hand...""No, it's my penis"
/Parole Officer
(/Parole Officer
Malchick,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:49,
archived)
bah...my lovely sticky delights being upstaged by a child riding a giant cock. What is the interweb coming to these days?
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:41,
archived)
Mingles...I wolfed a packet today before seeing their potential.
Here
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:42,
archived)
Here
...
because we could all do with looking a little more American...
freudian typomeant "snack n gro" but thought it seemed better!
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:32,
archived)
"gro and spack" ??
/me very silly tonight
(/me very silly tonight
sex and dougs and rock n roll,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:39,
archived)
or..."shrink and spack"
is this related to shake 'n' vac ?
(is this related to shake 'n' vac ?
sex and dougs and rock n roll,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:44,
archived)
or maybeshake and bake (children are in season this time of year)
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:46,
archived)
yeah..but don't try it with beer cans.
KABOOOM! (wtf was that !?)
(KABOOOM! (wtf was that !?)
sex and dougs and rock n roll,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:50,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: cowboys"){kind=small}
one of these daysi'll do a compo entry that actually has something to do with the compo. until then...
this sort of thing will just keep on happening.
(this sort of thing will just keep on happening.
TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:30,
archived)
ha ha!not hardly.
he uses Actual Watercolors. i am unable to make anything but a mess with those things.
(he uses Actual Watercolors. i am unable to make anything but a mess with those things.
TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:33,
archived)
It'll never be on sky oneit doesnt have "the worlds most...." in the title.
woo to pic
(woo to pic
Paper Tiger,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:32,
archived)
hehmoooooooooooooooooo!
woo.
(woo.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:32,
archived)
fookin' ellthat's ace
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:33,
archived)
ah, i wish.the closest to fame i ever got was a featured question of the week answer :)
( TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:39,
archived)
well you gots to tryand try again
your a good drawer, you know?
(drawer as in artist, not something to put socks in)
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:42,
archived)
your a good drawer, you know?
(drawer as in artist, not something to put socks in)
i often like to thinkthat i am also a good something to put socks in.
*prods padded walls*
(*prods padded walls*
TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:44,
archived)
a while backi noticed that rawr rhymed with YARR
( rawr isn't really here.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:46,
archived)
so now it's like you're a soundmaking a sound.
circular!
(circular!
TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:47,
archived)
ha ha ha ha!maaaybe.
i think it's just my generic old woman :)
(i think it's just my generic old woman :)
TheFelineAnarchist,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:43,
archived)
ah gots teh saydat goi soitenly suits one of dem tings!
/italian-american accent off
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:27,
archived)
/italian-american accent off
Took a while to say,but i conquered it
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:45,
archived)
That'd make a good gameEither that or mouse-pong
...
mong as it were
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:27,
archived)
...
mong as it were
id be willing to wagerthat slim already has
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:34,
archived)
Do they... Go all the way to the center of the earth? I hear thats where they keep Garry glitter
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:25,
archived)
yepgoatse man, gary glitter, the 80's, aol
they all live at the center of the earth
(they all live at the center of the earth
connor,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:27,
archived)
yaaaaaaaayworky goodness :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:28,
archived)
That is truly amazing!Edit: how rude
Woo-nderfully
Yay-llowishly
Houpla-rific
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:17,
archived)
Woo-nderfully
Yay-llowishly
Houpla-rific
*drops brick into top of shaft**watches as hilarity ensues*
woo, lovely stuff
evening all
(woo, lovely stuff
evening all
lemony,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:19,
archived)
does anyobdy know any free programs that are easy to use to make .gifs?not worthy of its own thread...
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:21,
archived)
you can go to lemony.co.ukpossibly some info there
also ...Ulead free trial etc
(also ...Ulead free trial etc
connor,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:23,
archived)
HeheI just throw things at my friend who has PhotoShop.
Dunno how us cheapies can make animated goodness, unfortunately. My method is worth a try, though. Once or twice. They might not be your friend the third time.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:24,
archived)
Dunno how us cheapies can make animated goodness, unfortunately. My method is worth a try, though. Once or twice. They might not be your friend the third time.
best free gif animator avalable is the GIMPwww.gimp.org
the site has tutorials to get you going and is now much easier to install than previous versions
(the site has tutorials to get you going and is now much easier to install than previous versions
lemony,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:25,
archived)
IndeedI think you need the Gimp Animation Package (GAP) as well
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:27,
archived)
woomesmerising :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:23,
archived)
I feel ill...but then, ive been drinking. Under other circumstances, my title would be a solid 'WYH!!!!!!!11!11!!!!'
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:39,
archived)
If you were to perhaps look on limewire fora certain popular photo-editing shop, wou would hypothetically find that it comes with a program that is 'ready for images' which i hypothetically would use [edit]replied to wrong post[/edit]
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:51,
archived)
For you PlayStation 2 people...looks like atari had first crack at the PS2 design!
www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?st=1&c=270
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:12,
archived)
www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?st=1&c=270
That's really quite stunningUnfortunately Sony didn't keep the modern, chic colour scheme.
Ah well, there's still the PS3.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:15,
archived)
Ah well, there's still the PS3.
I likethese things. Reminds me a little bit of the p-p-p-p-p-Powerbook!
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:21,
archived)
It's nearly time, b3ta...
Can you feel it? Huh? Can you?
Malchick,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:07,
archived)
where did you find that? MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:13,
archived)
pffffftwere you searching for something specific, or did it just randomly crop up?
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:21,
archived)
well i typed in "pink thong"pressed the button, then went into the "Images" section, then just kept looking until i found something particularly disturbing
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:29,
archived)
How oddJust to TJ my own thread: what exactly happens at the legendary b3ta bashes? What sort of age demographic attends? Everyone seems to be almost intentionally vague on such issues.
( Malchick,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:13,
archived)
the one I went to in Cardiff involved folks from 18-35lots of beer, and general silliness courtesy of SSG
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:16,
archived)
thats alright sonnow, get to bed, youve got school in the morning
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:19,
archived)
you aint a patch on mark one StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:15,
archived)
i'm like winamp3overhyped, but highly inferior
doesnt stop me from trying though, cunt
(doesnt stop me from trying though, cunt
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:18,
archived)
yay!..I had a look at the board during the so-called "day" shift the other night, it were rubbish!
serious hummus deficit.
(serious hummus deficit.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:34,
archived)
woowho the lady in the lake?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:08,
archived)
They're gonna need a bigger boat StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:09,
archived)
In a hole, in the fog with an Owl!!! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:06,
archived)
nahmorris dancing always equals arse ...
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:07,
archived)
Not strictly trueI know some "Northern Morris" types who wear camo makeup, and wave pickaxe handles around instead of hankies. Far more entertaining.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:26,
archived)
big
is this the couple that werestranded on the lava flow a couple of days back?
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:15,
archived)
and were wandering around on an airstrip earlier todayand probably several more interesting places...
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:20,
archived)
They do get around, dont they?can we vote on where they go next?
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:18,
archived)
I sayTo the centre of the earth (Like the film with the giant iguanas)
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:20,
archived)
EXTREME WARNING!DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!
You have been warned.
For those brave enough to click it, you will note that the music just makes it.
(You have been warned.
For those brave enough to click it, you will note that the music just makes it.
rawr isn't really here.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:01,
archived)
And yes... gotta love the music.Bedtime for me folks.
CaroWallis,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:04,
archived)
g'nightlightweight
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:07,
archived)
*Doesn't click**Is rather curious as to what on earth it could be*
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:03,
archived)
Normally I would click itbut I'm watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off on dvd as I can't get Paramount Comedy Channel up here.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:03,
archived)
mmmmmmnnnghhhhhhh.....must.... not......
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:04,
archived)
there's now goatse girl too
(also extreme nsfw)
((also extreme nsfw)
Quelabra Don't Knock New York,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:04,
archived)
seen ither name is Mila, Queen of the Nasty.
there is a video of some guy nailing her while eating a sandwich and then he just shoves the sandwich into her
(there is a video of some guy nailing her while eating a sandwich and then he just shoves the sandwich into her
rawr isn't really here.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:05,
archived)
oh sweet jaysuswhat's wrong with that girl?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:07,
archived)
there's a reasonshe is called Queen of the Nasty
( rawr isn't really here.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:08,
archived)
*watches again**voms*
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:09,
archived)
b3ta is the font of eternal knowledge. Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:16,
archived)
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!I'm BLINDED!
The horror.
The horror.
(The horror.
The horror.
Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:09,
archived)
resistance is actuallynot futile today
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:04,
archived)
Fuck the LordJust as I was about to go to bed as well. I suspect nightmares may feature at some point tonight
*pokes eyes out with spoons*
(*pokes eyes out with spoons*
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:05,
archived)
Yark !Not nice, no, no, no. Not nice at all.
Louse POKE 35899,0,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:05,
archived)
*voms**voms again*
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:05,
archived)
ive been on the internet too muchbecause that doesnt freak me out as much as it used to
it's still fucking sick though
(it's still fucking sick though
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:11,
archived)
That is just Mr. Wrong from the planet Wrong!I quite liked that tune.
Moments in Love by The Art of Noise (remix).
I'll never be able to listen to it again without a horrible image now.
(Moments in Love by The Art of Noise (remix).
I'll never be able to listen to it again without a horrible image now.
Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:11,
archived)
woo yayit looks like slimer from ghostbusters
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:57,
archived)
Great!I need to celebrate, i finally got around to doing some PHP and i did build myself a basic guestbook!
Huzzah!
(Huzzah!
StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:02,
archived)
Huzzah, indeedisn't PHP great? I once built a simple guestbook in Perl, which was far more work..... I haven't touched Perl since.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:06,
archived)
HeheIt's tops
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:08,
archived)
Yay!I'm having a go at PHP too, but am not as clever as you yet :-)!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:07,
archived)
i was tlaking about sloths earlieri like them, they are like small, slow, silent, hairy, long armed, red eyed babies
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:58,
archived)
but very grumpy and viscious (sp?)And can kill a man as soon as look at him!
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:00,
archived)
I bet slothsare really good at chess.
Probably better than me, anyway...
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:00,
archived)
Probably better than me, anyway...
Sometimesyoung sloths hanging under branches grab their own arm instead of a branch then let go and fall to the forest floor. I would love to see that.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:05,
archived)
Wee [sic] 3 sloths of b3ta are.Travelling slowly, we need a car.
( CaroWallis,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:01,
archived)
Yes, I know, I was watching so carefully!The last post just overtook me!
( CaroWallis,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:51,
archived)
aahwhat a shame!
woo anyway
even post milestone pics are getting tagged these days!?
(woo anyway
even post milestone pics are getting tagged these days!?
kingkong.,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:53,
archived)
I just like putting my name on stuff!I liked my post so much I put my name on it!
( CaroWallis,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:55,
archived)
That befantastic. Join me on a happy trip to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
Just a suggestion. No porkchase necessary.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50,
archived)
Just a suggestion. No porkchase necessary.
I'll pass up on that if you don't mind...... I have school tomorrow!
( CaroWallis,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:51,
archived)
The pumpkin on the rightis much happier than the happy one on the left.
(,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:53,
archived)
The pumpkin on the right...... fancies the one on the left.
You can see it in her eyes.
(You can see it in her eyes.
CaroWallis,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:59,
archived)
hoorahcongratumbulations
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:51,
archived)
I haven't counted them all,but I assume there are 3000 there.
Congratulations!!!
(Congratulations!!!
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:52,
archived)
*doffs cap* Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:57,
archived)
I think he may be 'decomposing' now*sniggers*
/coat
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 23:02,
archived)
Smashing Pumpkins them arewoo on your 3,000th
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:52,
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