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# comments and suggestions welcome...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# marvellous,
i utterly demand levels.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:29, archived)
# it shall be done
just strength/weight of duck or some other strange parameter?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# some other strange parameter is good
add that you get more drunk
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# hmm
I'm trying to think how to incorporate drunkeness
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# chick,
teenage duck
adult duck
american duck
mammoth duck
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)
# *sighs*
it's true. :-/

*qvack*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Quelabra's going to bum you when he sees that.
Very good :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# why?
/prepares the video camera
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# yeah, why?
*bends over*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# He's a big fan, and originator of, the phrase.
He's just registered www.holditlikeaduck.tk
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# aceness
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] parp!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# hey
gimme back my glasses!

and many woo to the pic ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Not at all what I was expecting
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
nice glasses
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# An earlier post reminded me of this...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Evening all
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
# *chuckles*
that's quite groansome
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# You boy!
Yes, you! What the hell's that apostrophe doing? Waiting for the bus?
C-minus and detention on Thursday night.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:25, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:26, archived)
# but the door
hasn't knocked it till it's tried it.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Dont tell me
theres meant to be one in Spagbottoms!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] THE EVIL Ghost

OH NO SOMEONE USED THE GHOST MACHINE TO MAKE A NEW HITLER!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Inspired by an IRC conversation


Oh noes! Terrorists hax0rd my megabits
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# <blank>
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Picasso's good friend and brothel-buddy, Dugas
was a real hit with the ladies.


Click for bigger. Just a little mind.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:16, archived)
# wooooaaargh!
what a stud
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:17, archived)
# what a dapper chap
still a scary fucker though
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# huzzah! pickled pizza buggers off for 6 months,
comes back and overnight he creates a classic

woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Brrrravo!
splendid art work.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# very nicely done!
scary, but very nice. woo! :D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
# blair? ming? Bling!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:13, archived)
# for those of you who may think i have something against jesus...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Hmm
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:10, archived)
# ouch
T.J. Anyone have the source of the 187 kid (special Olympics)crossing the finish line?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Caillebotte: Beattie d'Europe on a Rainy Day
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# How artistic.
I thought the absinthe one was a bit better though.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# U
Really need to stop this :P

This is the last woo i give to Beattie
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# these arty ones are ace
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# I prefer doing these ones,
it means I have to do a wee bit more than simply paste Beattie in to another pic.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:12, archived)
# which is what I like about them
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:18, archived)
# I'm starting to like these....

w/y/h

*doffs cap* I'm off. I shall see you all later!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# later then!
*tosses chocolates at you*

;D

edit: ooof, so rude. very nice pic there. :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Behave yourself while I'm gone!
You can use the sofa in my absence, but please clear up any mess you make - I know what you women are like :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:14, archived)
# aww. i suppose i'll behave a bit.
but who cares about a mess when you have an Au Pair? ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:16, archived)
# see ya later
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Smashing sir!
teh Dick am gr8
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# last night...
i was walking around my hometown of cupar, fife... and i met this guy.



so i went home, got my camera, and asked him to pose. just thought i'd share it, as it was so damn random.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Nice tights.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# fair enough
sounds like a right laff round your place! woo to the man in tin foil
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Is that
the cunt out of Coldplay, Chris Martin?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# no...
its just some random guy!

i do see the similarity tho.

edit: oh wait. no i dont. hmm.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:11, archived)
# move
now
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Damn,
that _is_ fast. Bravo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:16, archived)
# well...
it does cheat a bit by caching search results for 10 minutes now ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# I know a bunch of people who do mediaevel (sp?) re-enactment
they wander around in broad daylight in full armour every couple of weeks
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Broad daylight?
How brave. Most people would wait until dark for that kind of thing.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# they do have swords and bows though (real ones)
so no-one would mess with them
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Cool.
But why not do futuristic pre-enactments so you can wear laser pistols?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:11, archived)
# laser pistols don't kill people yet
their weaponry is lethal, I've seen the results of a few accidents
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
Maybe if they used authentic futuristic materials and construction methods they'd be more lethal.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:15, archived)
# There's a bloke in Exeter,
who's fat, with a big beard and walks around dressed like something from Robin Hood. Pointy boots and all.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:10, archived)
# there is a wierd gimp in every town
we've got a guy who wears shorts, a t-shirt and a santa hat all year,
whilst pushing a shopping trolley full of teddy bears muttering to himself and swearing at parked cars
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:15, archived)
# woo
scotland !
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# i'm not even going to ask
that is disturbing on so many levels...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# That made me laugh out loud!!


w/y/h!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# ZOOPHILLIA
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Nasty!

TJ: Does anyone know where I can get a zip full of nice fonts???
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# No.
I don't.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# try here
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# the
YKK summer range is out real soon

edit: apologies for what seems like a flippant and unfluffy reply. but it was just too good an opportunity to mention YKK! you have to grab them you see, they only occur once in a blue moon
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Ba Dum
Tish!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# here you go
www.dafont.com/en/

edit: how rude of me woo to the picture
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Cheers peeps
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:03, archived)
# i once downloaded one off kazaa
with like 200... i've only used about 5 but there are some crackers
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Do you remember the filename by chance?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# think i know this one
goatse.cx

/runs
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Yes. My thoughts too.
Fucking font nerds.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is fucking ace
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# i bet looking for
sorce pics was "interesting"!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# I don't remember
quite what I was looking for when I found it. It's in Australia somewhere. I expect the girl's gone home by now though.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Her thirst sated, no doubt.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:03, archived)
# you wuz looking
at pr0n, you sicko! btw WYH to you sir, made me titter like a schoolgirl
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Actually, for once,
I wasn't!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# hehe
nice one, woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Heh heh.
On a related note, this is the latest offering from Opera's 'Smart' ads. No sure why...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Sudden thought.
For anyone not in Britain that doesn't get it.

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# yay!
on behalf of the small North American contingency, thanks. ;)

viva Quebec! ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Seconded
Woo regardless of our ignorance
/edit: Vive le Quebec libre, tabarnak!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:14, archived)
# *looks around feverishly for her revolutionary beret*
;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# How rare
Benny on the loose is shitting himself.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Bastard. Utter utter Bastard.
*runs and hides behind sofa*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# AwwhhAAARRRRGGHHH!!!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# awwww.
What a lully cutie smiley kittin. what a lully kittin... yes you are! yes you...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# urrggghhhh
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Does it work on Clowns?
*looks hopeful*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# THROW IT ON IT!
make it hurt!

*goes from sad to vengeful in the wink of an eye*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# it's worth a try
it's only slightly toxic
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# noooooooooooooooo!!
*runs away sobbing yet again*

can't sleep.... aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# You can hide behind my sofa.
I keep a stock of 'Fluffy Weekly' and some nice chocolates for these very moments.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# *sniffle*
thank you so much. :)

*hides behind the sofa*
*starts to munch on chocolate thoughtfully*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# My pleasure.... :)
You can let go of my thigh now. I'm starting to get pins and needles in my leg.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# i will if you move your hand off my ass.
you first.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# *blushes, ahem*
Sorry, err.. nervous reflex...

*carefully removes hand*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# uh huh.
just you watch it. ;P

*continues choco eating*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Yes, sorry...
*sits on hands*

Err, can you pass me a chocolate...?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
*hides*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# the running of the badgers
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)
# he he
I was in Pamplona a couple of years ago
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Glad you made it back
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I wasn't there when the bulls were loose,
you have to be a nutter to do that!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# scaggy Houghton Regis?
i am in the ever lovely dunstable!

we should ahve a bash some time
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# huzzah
*awaits dugat*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# A Story. Written by a guy I know.
(MSN Groups utterly bollocks-ed up with the resizing. Should be just about legible)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# the scans not the problem,
i just can't read the handwriting.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# seconded!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# I can't be arsed giving myself eye cancer
by reading it, so have a woo on the offchance that it deserves it.

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Not Your Usual Standard
See Me After Class
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# that handwriting
is almost as bad as mine
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Skippy... Skippy... Skippy the realistic kangaroo.

(with apologies to Sunshine Elephant.)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
two rip-offs in a few minutes?

thats flattery
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Respect the elephant.
(genuflects)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# pfft,
nice.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Damnit! Wheres the picture..
...about Sue or someone being 'thrilled' with their new paperweight ( a glass dildo) I NEED to see that picture again!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# you are joking arent you?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# he had better be
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Nah
She was sat at a desk with a vacant expression on her face
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)
# stick it yer
arse.

no idea mate, sorry.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# I'm sure
it was in the 'I never knew it did that' compo. I looked and I can't find it!!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Look
HARDER
/unfluffs
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:12, archived)
# try
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# *clicks link*
*bangs head very hard on table*

Again and again and again and again....
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)
# *Points*
*Belms*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# *pushes wheelchair into oncoming traffic*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# *copies*
didn't read the link


thank nohands it wasn't goatse
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# I'm not that evil
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Hmm I sense strains
of a regular trying to provoke a response.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Apologies to The Sunshine Elephant

Shamelessly stolen from : This
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
quality! That film scared the piss outta me.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# seconded
very scary movie and very nicely done!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Woo Yay
Made me larf
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# hoorah
brill
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# ha ha
woo to that - i think he will like
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Gah!
I did one as well.
Don't get yours, must be a film I haven't seen.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# hah
appoligies in comic sans!

you cheeky monkey kangaroo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha,
marvellous.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# didnt really work...
Jimmy always felt bad during migrations.

i gotta figure out how to only make it display what i *want* it to :P
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
# put it in an html file
using file>Publish
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:47, archived)
# thats nice.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# very nice
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Anyone else see the Similarity?

Between Tony Blair and Conrad Poohs (and his dancing teeth)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)
# can't say as i do.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Conrad Poohs!
He rocks! Long live that monty python dance scene
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)

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