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[challenge entry] Something that
has most probaly been done already.

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(Cal_Man101, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
# i wouldn't be surprised if someone has actually tried to sell it on there
i've seen people selling snowballs on there before...


woo to your poo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Mint condition
Tasty. And better than those plastic turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Or if you're a high up member in the BNP,
shove it through the letter box of your local indian restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)
# yum
still ... people were bidding for lumps of cowshit-rich soil from glastonbury so it's not beyond the realms of ebay-possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Fnar!!

fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Kriptikflea, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Very clever.
I'm off now - cheery bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
# HAHA
That reminds me; Anyone got any Where's Wally books they want to give me?
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
# You could have mine
but I can't find it.



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Embarrassingly
It took me a minute ... but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Took me
two or three.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# if you wanna be scared, inspired, or you just drank too much coffee
then enjoy the land of Limmy!
www.limmy.com
Kisses from Lord Doctor Princess Superman
(go to the top left an theres little boxes to click on)
(carpediem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)
# those are cool
I love the 'demons' one
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)
# I'm sure that'll be well used tonight
on the e-gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# What time does the gay shift actually start?
Don't wanna be late
(I helped save b3ta! Kriptikflea, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)
# midnight GMT
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
# wha
tf is gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
#
gayshift countdown
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)
# haha
cool now ill never be late
(I helped save b3ta! Kriptikflea, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Next
you'll be saying worksafe lesbian hour's back too..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
# BST at the moment,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done i'm afraid,
woo though!
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edit:Forgot to compo it last time
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
# And better too
Sinks back into office chair and drinks wine from polystyrene cup alone.....
sad

About to skating in southbank though

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
# it takes 6 good men

to maintain the structural integrity of Dennis Hoppers face
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)
# hatstand,,
..or am I missing something
(Balphaus, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)
# nooo
that can't be Dennis. doesn't look right.

woo to tiny workers!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)
# it's his stunt double
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Are you sure
it's not Garry Marshall? Father of Academy Award nominated Penny Director, Penny Marshall?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# has to be.
the nose is all wrong.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# way SUPER wrong!
that's a roman nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# and trust me
when you have one of those honkers, you know. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# one would think
that if Dennis had a Roman nose, he would have not had such a good career.

Who's got a honker? I want a honker. I like their little noses that beep!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:10, archived)
# They do a fantastic job
against the odds of total collapse. My cap is doft to those brave men.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# What in the HELL
did you do to his nose? If that's Mr. Hopper, I'll eat a bug.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# hehe
looks like they'll be working late tonight
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)
# mommy
baby

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:46, archived)
# probably true
but he can only afford about three crap ones since he dropped off the a-list :p
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
# funny site (SFW as its only txt). btw the site name is a bit dodgy
www.rocketpack.org/raymi-cunt_trumpet_music.html


found it while looking for that damon albarn song on google
(reverend teabag, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Liars
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)
# hah hah hah hah
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)
# ha!
:D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)
# How many disks
does The Neverending Story come on?
(Frugle, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Damn! b3tan to it!
I was just doing that one with the infinity symbol against the running time! Damn and Blast!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I want one...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# wage..
ware :P
(Balphaus, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)
# and...
ballistic
because
afford
(Idid, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)
# So, how well do
you spell when you're typing in Russian, then?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)
# And 'bidding for'...
... cos technically I am not actually ON the submarine when bidding.
/Shines arse to make it smart.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)
# No, but you are placing a bid.....erm...
Nevermind!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Damn keyboard...
All fixxed up..
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Have one of my favourite pictures so it's not a waste of a post.

Yes, folks, it is done. I have updated my site.
It takes forever to load completely and some might say 'So what?' but it took me ages to do and I like it. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# hehehehehe
What do they call that? The Longen Strip?
(fcknuts, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Strip?
That-a-way *points to London Soho, or to Benny below*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:34, archived)
# yay
(you already have a permenant woo :))
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Haha, you're too kind by far!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# More Aceness!
*takes kit off in sympathy*
*gets arrested*


w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Oooh-err!
I feel honoured indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Cor, saucy!
and woo for your update :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Thanks (even though you knew I was doing it!)
Pah, who snitched eh?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# YAY
you am my most favoritist
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Most favouritist what...?
Lover? Book? German sausage product?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
# fecking lychees
they are right?
(Alicat, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Right about what?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# they are
lychees?
(Alicat, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Oh yeah, definitely.
Check the file name.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# thawt so
ugli fruit??
(Alicat, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
# wee!
very woo-ful as usual, miss. :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Thank you - the pic is old, but the site is brand spanking new!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# haha!
does that work?

"er, excuse me ladies. my friend and i have a bit of a dispute. you see, he thinks that you can undress faster, whereas i believe..."
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)
# hehe,
the site looks cool, I'll have a proper sneak around it later... It might be loading slowly because you haven't made proper thumbnails for the pics (i'm deducing), so the full version of every pic has to be loaded... I could be wrong though :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Been
aaaaaaages since I made/posted a pic



and it shows...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Still got it.
/smug
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# heh heh heh
i likey! woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# hehe splendid
its funny cos its twooo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] WMD


My 1st post. Be nice. Badly done I know
(Georonin, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# is that the quo?
standing at the base of the missile?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Damn
How did u know
(Georonin, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# After adjusting the focus
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# WOO
YAY
(Georonin, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# It's not badly done
it's just been done.
Welcome and woo yay
(drnuclear, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Yar!
Ello matey, taint too bad at all. see ya dude,

oh, and woo.
(HollowFrank, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Here have a repost from 3am this morning.
Feel free to colour or whatever it if you feel the need.
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(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# you liar!
You said you would repost it when you had coloured it and you lied!
*pouts*
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# No i didnt
*looks up post*
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# And that cat is still going hard on his lap...


(please, let me leave this place!)
/24hr vigil.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3466011
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Scientists deny Sellafield affects local wildlife!
(I helped save b3ta! BAM, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Have you seen...
Sellafield Zoo?
(Don Jaime, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
#
No, never seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! BAM, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
# *GASP*
WHAT IS THIS????
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue19/

I AM ANGRY LIKE THE BEAVER!


edit: I am pointing out the cats are evil bit...
(Sweep, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Wow!
There was actually an issue 19.... kerrrazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# What
in dog's name are you banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Cor
weren't it short back in them days...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# issue 1 is in the archive on the fp
unbelievable!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Goats e Bay: Shopping for Goats?
Or an arse view?


(Krowten, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Arf!
spread.. genius
(Balphaus, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# hahahah
even though I loathe goatse, that's pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# i was waiting for someone to do that
(Corn Dog, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)
# somehow i wasn't expecting it to be done so tastefully
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:26, archived)
# nor did I..
.. especially with the "O" just asking for it
(Balphaus, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# I just used your optimisation tutorial.
Thanks for being so kind as to make it :)
(Corn Dog, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Is this Ebay bangwagon still on?
(fcknuts, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# tis not a bandwagon
tis the Friday competition.

I am merely too lazy cool to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)
#
Doh!! I didn't look at the front page.
(fcknuts, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Correct,
but as I have said many times before, I would.
(King Mong, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)
# right behind ya.


Sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:26, archived)
# ooooo
sassy!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# I'm a sassy kinda guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# so i noticed.
;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Exactly!
With a mouth that big, she could get the balls in aswell ;)
(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:44, archived)
# That's just asking for it...
Oh well, I'm going in dry!

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Not an image, a funnay link, but an amusing story. true, no less
I realize most of ya'll are Brits, pardon my US slang and I'll try to keep this as easy to understand as possible.

Recently I have found myself dating a lovely young lady, however as she is not on birth control, we must stoop to using rubbers and the like to keep the baby batter from cooking in the oven.

I decided to fill-up yesterday on the way home and strolled into the store to get some supplies in addition to gas. Usually, I buy the Blue box of Trojan condoms; however this particular store only had a red box.

I peered about the store for other customers and after seeing the last one leave, I asked the attendant, female (cute too), what the difference was between box colors as I was too ignorant to read the box for myself. She immediately turned two shades of red, apparently embarrassed, and got quite shy. She beckoned me to come close to the counter and in a low voice whispered "The blue box has lubricated ones; the red box ones are dry."

Mind you, all this was explained to me without her referencing the box, implying to me that she was an expert in the field. She and I realized this at the same time and she turned a further two shades of red, nearly the same color as the box.

I started laughing to myself at her embarrassment to which she lost all eye contact with me for the duration of the sale. After paying I proceeded to walk out, she said "Have a nice lay... uh day."

I nearly had to change pants when I got home from laughing so hard all the way there.
(terron, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Rubber Jonnies

that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# TJ
where's the fookin newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Rob's doing it solo today (oo er)
So it's late
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue144/
(Frugle, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Rob gave a couple
of preview links to keep us busy. Check glassco.cx
The advert site is very nice also has a nice bittorrent link to download the lot which I have used.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# you would expect her to know her products
if she was any good at her job
(Frugle, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# that second sentence
is quite derogatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# seconded.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah, Baby Batter?
I prefer Knob Vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# I think
it was the usage of the word 'stoop' that was deemed offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# I know
I'm just in a silly mood, the the board was very unfluffy this afternoon, so I'm being foolish and immature
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Trouser Custard
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Gentleman Paste
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:20, archived)
# agreed
although maybe it has something to do with the shitty availability of birth control in this fucked-up, ruled by the church, religious right wing excuse for a government, stop me before I kill geoprge bush of a country!
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# actually
she isn't on birth control because it makes her boobs grow. she doesn't enjoy that as much as I will once she gets back on it.
(terron, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# thanks
we WANTED to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)
# speak for yourself.
(schnurricane, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# How selfish of her
expecting you to use condoms, just because the hormones in birth control pills are altering her body.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)
# i *heart* you Mystery_Bob.
*applauds*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# with every passing moment
you make Americans look less and less intelligent.

I am torn between telling you to stop and begging you to continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# :(
I am American too, ya know...
s'not so much the whole country as certain people/administrations.

I want to kill bush too.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# i'm dead serious about starting that support club for Americans
;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# were you talking about the sentence about baby batter
or the one about how he'll try to make it easy for british types to understand?
(schnurricane, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# kill him?
you should be voting for him. Then we can watch the Iran invasion on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Iran???
Oh no, we're coming after you guys next.

Then those frickin Canadians... smarmy beer drinking commie bastrards.

This moment brought to you by Budweiser, shittiest beer ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)
# please stay where you are
the Secret Service will be with you shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Not even my American side
Finds that funny. Couldn't you have made an animation?
Even an iPod bandwagon would have pleased me more.
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# have you considered
trading it in for a slightly used-German side? ;)

'Ning/'Noon to you. :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Don't
I hate Germans too.
I only like England/English.

Edit: 'Ning/'Noon to you too.
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Oh right
in that case...

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)
# huzaah, rid of another bloody foreigner
*rushes out to purchase the daily mail*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# *snicker*
*goes back into hiding*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
#
www.bnp.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)
# *adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
#
www.rsdb.net
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# How useful.
*adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
# I think he's missing my point
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
# There's always a lot
of points being missed in here. I lost two just the other day. Found 'em later down the back of the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# that's a bit
on the rough side, isn't it?

"There's two things I can't stand. One is intolerance of others and the other is the GODDAMNED DUTCH"

Bestest quote eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# does anybody have any wayla
screensavers, i just got a new comp finely crafted for my by the dancing yak and I need to pretty it up





fanking you
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Hardcore midget porn
Thats what my desktop is at the moment. There will probs be a midget porn screensaver somwhere. Alturnatively turn your screen off you power hungry foe.
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# yay!
I've never been anyone's foe before!





do I get a badge?
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Yes
But you must make it yourself
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# and sell it
on the bay??



hatches ingenious plan to make lots of money*



*may not actually work
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:26, archived)
# TJ: Worth1000 has got b3ta
on their links list.
(el_meerkat, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# What I don't understand
Is why you posted it.

Aren't the blue ones the 'extra small' size?
(drnuclear, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:22, archived)
# They don't do small
They were going to make them 'jumbo' 'collossal' and 'super-collossal'. But then they just made the rubber more stretchy. So your willy gets suffocated unless you drive a BMW.
(Don Jaime, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Do you know what would have made this story better?
If the counter attendant had been either REALLY old or REALLY young (like 10).

Although I'm glad you found yourself. I didn't know you were missing!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# I guess
this was one of those 'had to be there' moments. Have a good weekend all.
(terron, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# i usually ask where the fitting rooms are
when i buy condoms... and at the end of the sale when the clerk says to "Have a nice Day (or night)" i usually smile and say "oh i will, don't you worry"
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] avoid pearoasting...

just bid on a frontpage!
(Frugle, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# I would
But my stuff is always too crap :(


/goes off to cry in a corner
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)

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