They're such beautiful freaks
I wish there was more just like them.
/eels
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51,
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/eels
Off their mash on ecstacy pipes!
Eyes the size of saucers, and gurning their faces off.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:03,
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can't wait to see their kids...
go on... you know you want to!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54,
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He looks like that guy off neighbours.
The one knobbing Steph.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55,
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The wierd thing is
I swear I've seen people who look exactly like that in dodgy house clubs up north
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:01,
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Boof!
To you fine b3tans, I submit my self, as a hobbitelfgelflingpixe.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46,
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Hello to you, mrs ladygrandma of shoes.
Is the footwear nice where you are?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48,
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Is the footwear nice where you are?
is it wrong to tentpole over a picture of yourself with green skin and huge boobs?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53,
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Yes,
But in the immortal words of Gina G:
"If it feels so right, how can it be wrong?".
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55,
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"If it feels so right, how can it be wrong?".
is this another one of those four legged creatures, edible matter and lower areas sort of conundrums?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56,
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my work here is done
all i need now is one of Tweak's/Schnurricane's evil GMOS pictures and it'll be complete
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:57,
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Yoiks!
I think you are technically too good looking to be a b3tan - please leave your membership card and plush domo at the door on the way out.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48,
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I'm sure that there are lots of nice looking b3tans, champ.
And I paid for dome, HE'S MINE!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:49,
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And I paid for dome, HE'S MINE!
I've not seen it
I was just informed that it's what I looked like when I pulled that face.
I think the mouth sort of makes the picture though.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56,
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I think the mouth sort of makes the picture though.
looks like he's making himself a bit of breakfast.
mmm... cat burgers.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48,
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I reckon
that's the first bit of pussy he's got his chopper into for a long time.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53,
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he he he
I heard his latest lame shite on the radio whilst waiting for the nurse this morning.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55,
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hmmm....
and for such a true Christian, there's only 100 chopping days until Christmas...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56,
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hmmm...
Chopper - tick
twatty bloke in mid-air - tick
toothed animal - tick
bridge - ah...
not real pic I'm afraid.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:00,
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twatty bloke in mid-air - tick
toothed animal - tick
bridge - ah...
not real pic I'm afraid.
Perhaps the funniest thing about it
is the look on the cat's face, telling us to piss off.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08,
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ha
so im being slaughtered by cliff richard, so what, what you staring at.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20,
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*Some day you will find me in a champagne super nova in the sky...
*100 fact
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44,
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*100 fact
i'd like to do you in the eyes.
(also, very nice work. artist.)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45,
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(also, very nice work. artist.)
i would:
a) dig her up
b) stick my willy in her cheek hole.
your pichure am bestest LOL!!!!!1!!1
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45,
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b) stick my willy in her cheek hole.
your pichure am bestest LOL!!!!!1!!1
Arrrgh!
kill her, put her out of her misery, you've got to be cruel to be kind...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46,
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Looks a bit like
the aliens from 'They Live!'
mit voo unt jaj alsoen
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54,
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mit voo unt jaj alsoen
i think that joke was funnier last time
but it was amazingly funny last time
so woo.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:41,
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so woo.
I agree,
It was better with Victorians, Victorians are better than Edwardians.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44,
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it could also be a spam compo
Wish your little lad was bigger? click here, etc
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:48,
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it was all nancys fault
grumble moan malcolm maclaran mumble mumble... 3 hours latter .. of course we all new it was a sell out but well it was the only reunion likley to happen
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:39,
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Why is it always parallel universes and never perpendicular ones?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:33,
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bloody rozzer
whats he done eh? No law against being horizontal, many of my best *friends are often horizontal
*prositutes I pay
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:35,
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*prositutes I pay
It's a dangerous world
for a wabbit. But she has got a lovely hat.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:33,
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how delightfully eccentric.
where that then? dont look like no train i ever saw.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:36,
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It's...
Canada, of course. Land of the Mounted Police. Which lends itself nicely to photoshopping, if one were to be a photoshopper who works blue. I keep it clean, though - for the kids.
-13, Lurking B3tanâ„¢
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:59,
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-13, Lurking B3tanâ„¢
Hi, nice pic...
one post a month on average for two and a half years - nice going...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:38,
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woo and
arrrrrgggghghhhh
You really seem to have captured his inner self
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:27,
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You really seem to have captured his inner self
hahaha!
'It was sent in by Robert Ostrowskyj of Sheffield, who might live in Yorkshire but is committed to the United cause.'
He must be popular..
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:24,
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He must be popular..
quick TJ
does anyone know of a good face generator/ photo-fit type thingy?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:32,
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yup,
try www.goodfacegenerator.com - works for me every time.
Alternatively, try www.photofittypethingy.org.uk
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:41,
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Alternatively, try www.photofittypethingy.org.uk
Great but...
How exactly do you include a self addressed email for them to return your picture?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:37,
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repost!! careful my friend
we don't want to upset Chobb and the 24/7 shift
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:26,
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cunts, the lot of them.
i will ward them off with my amazing post count and low membership number.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29,
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stop being a twat, will you?
It pisses people off when reposts are put as new threads as it knocks brand new work off the bottom of the board. Reposts within a thread are far more generally accepted.
Now cock off you abrasive turd
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48,
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Now cock off you abrasive turd
If I were a bunny
I would like to be bumloved by norks like those (and not pulled out of a hat by that pillock, Daniels)
Woo!
WWwould . . .
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:25,
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Woo!
WWwould . . .
it wasnt that funny, turn it back...
just checkin if this hosting worked.
(i only have paint @ work)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:16,
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just checkin if this hosting worked.
(i only have paint @ work)
that is
funny, oh the quo will the laughter never end
really :-)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:17,
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really :-)
no you havent
well the angry zebras was good, and one or two of the puns and your sheer persistance with anything in fact you have the hummus can I bum you?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:20,
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why is he whacking the goose around the head
with an inflatable flying saucer?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:11,
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heh,
didn't see it like that, but you are right!
Or a massive blue fried egg.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12,
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Or a massive blue fried egg.
Yeah I thought the sun was a bit eggy at first then my mind snapped
:)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13,
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great headline on the Sun today (i think it was them)
'For fox sake'. maybe I'm simple minded, but I find that to be the most hilarious pun EVR.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:14,
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It's true. He's got a 'Message Board Super Cop' badge
which he made all by himself with paper and a stanley knife and Mrs Ramsey from 23's toes.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:07,
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What about that yellow hat, moustache and red napkin that he wear's...
is that his offical uniform?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12,
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some of us don't spend 24/7 on these boards so you got my permission to repost
(spoken in squeaky kitten lispy voice)
do I over rule super cop up there?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:08,
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do I over rule super cop up there?
they're only reposts if you spend your life on this board
if you don't like them...tough
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12,
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what if EVERYONE reposted? (y'know... just to make sure we all saw everything we've ever made)
you silly arse.
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:15,
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good idea
but, i've a feeling it wouldn't work so well for the lifeless wonders that spend their existence online though
hey look over there a wndow!
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:18,
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hey look over there a wndow!
no
they are reposts if they have been posted previously.
What you are talking about is 'I-haven't-seen-it-posts"
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:16,
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What you are talking about is 'I-haven't-seen-it-posts"
Is it ok to be turned on by that?
TJ: Who is smug bastard? He's a meme, but who/what is it?
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:03,
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Quick google search revealed all
img29.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img29&image=smuggreen.jpg
What a smug bastard
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:10,
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What a smug bastard
that is him
thats the one oh yes, but as I said down there I may have been a little premature in my promoteing him from a bandwagon to a meme
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13,
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You need the background too.. Here's the Blunkett Bastard
and his terrible parking...
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:14,
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and his terrible parking...
Blimeh!
Ann's looking hotter than usual . . .
Woo! because I missed it the first time (and I'm glad you reposted)
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Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:06,
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Woo! because I missed it the first time (and I'm glad you reposted)
first time I've seen it
All ways suspected there wass something fruity about that god bothering flattlebonker
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