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# Phwoar.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# They're such beautiful freaks
I wish there was more just like them.

/eels
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# d'oh
I wanted to reply this.

And woo, of course.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Tsssk!
pillheads.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Off their mash on ecstacy pipes!
Eyes the size of saucers, and gurning their faces off.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# can't wait to see their kids...
go on... you know you want to!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# He looks like that guy off neighbours.
The one knobbing Steph.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# The wierd thing is
I swear I've seen people who look exactly like that in dodgy house clubs up north
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Boof!
To you fine b3tans, I submit my self, as a hobbitelfgelflingpixe.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# hmmm
hello to you mrs hobbity thingy majob whatsit ma doodle
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
#
Hello to you, mrs ladygrandma of shoes.
Is the footwear nice where you are?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# the footwear is fine
but i'm not female IT'S ALL A TRAP!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Eeek!
I'm sorry mr grandma, sir.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha don't worry
it's a given.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# unless...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Oh my!
I need to wash my brain now.
i would though
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ...







...Hurray!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# is it wrong to tentpole over a picture of yourself with green skin and huge boobs?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# disgusting.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# you love it!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# you don't know!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# assumption is enough for me
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Yes,
But in the immortal words of Gina G:
"If it feels so right, how can it be wrong?".
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# is this another one of those four legged creatures, edible matter and lower areas sort of conundrums?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Um
I'm not sure what you mean, but I'm scared anyway.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# my work here is done
all i need now is one of Tweak's/Schnurricane's evil GMOS pictures and it'll be complete
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# sorted!
hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Eeek!
I'm scared now, and I want my mummy!
Hold my hand?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Mr Schnurr, you're in there!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# wait, what?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# i'll hold what i want!




...[holds hand]
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# 98% disturbing
1% erotic
1% homoerotic
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# i love you too man
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Yoiks!
I think you are technically too good looking to be a b3tan - please leave your membership card and plush domo at the door on the way out.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# ahem.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
#
I'm sure that there are lots of nice looking b3tans, champ.
And I paid for dome, HE'S MINE!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ahem.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# sorry.
I think you're very beautiful too?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# thank you.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# don't forget me
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# how could i?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# you have a point
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# and you too
mr grandma sir, who is not a lady.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# 100% unlady!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Oh how I try.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Gelfling
essence!

Need to watch that film again...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I've not seen it
I was just informed that it's what I looked like when I pulled that face.
I think the mouth sort of makes the picture though.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# twas dark crystal.
good film.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Nice you.
nice snow effect.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Cliff! Cliff you mad cunt, what are you doing??!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# haha
that's quite a chop
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# That made me laugh too loud
and far too long!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Some sort of
mid-air cat torture by the looks of it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# looks like he's making himself a bit of breakfast.
mmm... cat burgers.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I reckon
that's the first bit of pussy he's got his chopper into for a long time.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# he he he
I heard his latest lame shite on the radio whilst waiting for the nurse this morning.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# I didn't think
it was too bad.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# maybe you should wait for the nurse
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# hmmm....
and for such a true Christian, there's only 100 chopping days until Christmas...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Gerrroaaannnn!

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo Yay And Houpla to the crazy Christian!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hmmm...
Chopper - tick
twatty bloke in mid-air - tick
toothed animal - tick
bridge - ah...

not real pic I'm afraid.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Perhaps the funniest thing about it
is the look on the cat's face, telling us to piss off.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# ha
so im being slaughtered by cliff richard, so what, what you staring at.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Oh, good fuck sir!
I've pished.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)
# *Some day you will find me in a champagne super nova in the sky...


*100 fact
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Champagne Souped Up Nova in the drive.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# It burns us!
It burns us!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Seamless
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Superchav!!

Fan-blummin-tastic
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
#

i enjoy doing the eyes
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# What are you...
an ocular fetishist?


Have a woo sir.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# i know those eyes 100% fact

also woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# ...
shhh... :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# i'd like to do you in the eyes.




(also, very nice work. artist.)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# good day mr
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ooh, and one to you
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
#
*gouges eyes*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# [does you in the eyes]
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *de-gouges*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Damn you and
your artistic talent!

Woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Daryl Hannah looks a bit rough these days....
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz
That's impressive, if ickerty!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# aren't we all dear?
/feeling older
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# i like
is it only me or is ukdragon a bit slow these days...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# i would:
a) dig her up
b) stick my willy in her cheek hole.

your pichure am bestest LOL!!!!!1!!1
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Arrrgh!
kill her, put her out of her misery, you've got to be cruel to be kind...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Looks a bit like
the aliens from 'They Live!'

mit voo unt jaj alsoen
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Have two tiny Edwardians
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# woo and yay
I was happy to help embiggen them
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Cromulent!
My good man.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Ahhhh! the majestic Cromulent,
my favourite diving seabird.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Dun't be silly
They can't drive . . .
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Can't they?
how disappointing
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You, sir, are a looney!

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# i think that joke was funnier last time
but it was amazingly funny last time

so woo.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# I agree,
It was better with Victorians, Victorians are better than Edwardians.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# it could also be a spam compo
Wish your little lad was bigger? click here, etc
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Good Old Smackhead Sid!
Get that smack down you Sid you old punk tool.....then waste the septic bitch!

cheers to stickman ben.

gallery
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# That is woo
That is all
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# it was all nancys fault
grumble moan malcolm maclaran mumble mumble... 3 hours latter .. of course we all new it was a sell out but well it was the only reunion likley to happen
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Love it
Love your stuff.

Now animate it hard!
Woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Nicely done
Like the style a lot
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# nice !
woo.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# ooooh splendid!
loving your work there!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Woo
and yay.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# these
are great
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# The rare Reptilius Spacktardus
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# You're
on fine form today sir.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Its
a bearded dragon actually. But I do like the lickage.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Lovely licketty-windows
Mmmmm!

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# ahhh
he likes the salt on the window
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Why is it always parallel universes and never perpendicular ones?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# bloody rozzer
whats he done eh? No law against being horizontal, many of my best *friends are often horizontal


*prositutes I pay
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# You've returned to me!


-13, B3ta Lurker®
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# It's a dangerous world
for a wabbit. But she has got a lovely hat.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# how delightfully eccentric.
where that then? dont look like no train i ever saw.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# It's...
Canada, of course. Land of the Mounted Police. Which lends itself nicely to photoshopping, if one were to be a photoshopper who works blue. I keep it clean, though - for the kids.

-13, Lurking B3tanâ„¢
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Hi, nice pic...
one post a month on average for two and a half years - nice going...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Blunkage




(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# it's a shame he can't see.
he's love that.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)
# I loves my Blunkett Spawn..I lactate only for him

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# There goes
lunch.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# you been at the meths again?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# why? does the meths make him repost stuff?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# woo and
arrrrrgggghghhhh
You really seem to have captured his inner self
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# hehehe
for some reason that cracked me up.. utterly insane!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Terry Gilliamtastic!
Woo etc.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# how nice to see that
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Paintmash!
I saw this and thought of you (all)!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha!
'It was sent in by Robert Ostrowskyj of Sheffield, who might live in Yorkshire but is committed to the United cause.'

He must be popular..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# He must
Be a twunt.


... closes door.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# He...
can't half replicate a rooney in two colours though.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# quick TJ
does anyone know of a good face generator/ photo-fit type thingy?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# yup,
try www.goodfacegenerator.com - works for me every time.

Alternatively, try www.photofittypethingy.org.uk
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Has learnt not to click
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# aw...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# My entry of Maxine Carr
didn't win?

Nut-fudge!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Great but...
How exactly do you include a self addressed email for them to return your picture?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# ...

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# nice curves.

time for a pea-roast.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# repost!! careful my friend
we don't want to upset Chobb and the 24/7 shift
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)
# cunts, the lot of them.
i will ward them off with my amazing post count and low membership number.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# you have a number!!?
bastard
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# stop being a twat, will you?
It pisses people off when reposts are put as new threads as it knocks brand new work off the bottom of the board. Reposts within a thread are far more generally accepted.

Now cock off you abrasive turd
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# that tonys a lucky cunt eh
edit: oh and er would
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# What?
The bunny?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# id use that to cover her face
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# she has looked after
herself eh.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# If I were a bunny
I would like to be bumloved by norks like those (and not pulled out of a hat by that pillock, Daniels)

Woo!

WWwould . . .
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# it wasnt that funny, turn it back...


just checkin if this hosting worked.
(i only have paint @ work)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# that is
funny, oh the quo will the laughter never end
really :-)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Never!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# me too . . .
but I have still produced some shite . . .

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Such modesty
from one so young
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# no you havent
well the angry zebras was good, and one or two of the puns and your sheer persistance with anything in fact you have the hummus can I bum you?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# eh?
When did I do angry zebras?

EDIT: and NO! not again.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# the animals went in
two by two wooden puppet gag
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Oh ar!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)
# hurray for the quo!
woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I love that.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# ...
Great monkeyicon's think alike.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Now...
That is very very fucking woo.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# why is he whacking the goose around the head
with an inflatable flying saucer?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Woo to pic.
And yay to the above reply.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# heh,
didn't see it like that, but you are right!

Or a massive blue fried egg.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Yeah I thought the sun was a bit eggy at first then my mind snapped
:)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Loon
run goose run!!

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)
# we have
all done it, woo yay
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# He may be retired but he's still bad ass I tell thee!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)
# haha,
AWNINGS!!!

that's reet proper that.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# great headline on the Sun today (i think it was them)
'For fox sake'. maybe I'm simple minded, but I find that to be the most hilarious pun EVR.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Tea with teh Robinson? no thank you...

repost
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Don't repost.
Please.

Ta.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Ok,
just being lazy
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# ?
and you are? Message Board Super cop?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Oh be nice,
he said 'please' in a squeaky puppy voice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It's true. He's got a 'Message Board Super Cop' badge
which he made all by himself with paper and a stanley knife and Mrs Ramsey from 23's toes.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# ROFL
yes but will the hat fit on his pointy enlarged head?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# B?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# keh?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# What about that yellow hat, moustache and red napkin that he wear's...
is that his offical uniform?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft
He's in the Beattie gang.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# some of us don't spend 24/7 on these boards so you got my permission to repost
(spoken in squeaky kitten lispy voice)

do I over rule super cop up there?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Read the faq
If you don't like the rules, go elsewhere
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# they're only reposts if you spend your life on this board
if you don't like them...tough
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# what if EVERYONE reposted? (y'know... just to make sure we all saw everything we've ever made)
you silly arse.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# good idea
but, i've a feeling it wouldn't work so well for the lifeless wonders that spend their existence online though

hey look over there a wndow!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# no windows
where I am in the roof space
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)
# no
they are reposts if they have been posted previously.

What you are talking about is 'I-haven't-seen-it-posts"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# No.
Read the Faq - it's pretty clear on the subject.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# No
Thats me...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)
# hehe
nice one Centurion.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# pffft
.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Is it ok to be turned on by that?
TJ: Who is smug bastard? He's a meme, but who/what is it?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Its a Meme
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)
# He reminds me of the Pimms man
but I'm not sure....
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# He's midget Tony Robinson
of Blackadder and Time Team fame
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Quick google search revealed all
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# that is him
thats the one oh yes, but as I said down there I may have been a little premature in my promoteing him from a bandwagon to a meme
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)
# You need the background too.. Here's the Blunkett Bastard

and his terrible parking...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Blimeh!
Ann's looking hotter than usual . . .

Woo! because I missed it the first time (and I'm glad you reposted)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I'm glad that you're glad that I ostrepead
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad that . . .

*Belms
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# first time I've seen it
All ways suspected there wass something fruity about that god bothering flattlebonker
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)

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