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# penguin pope pursued by narked nuns
after telling the "where's the soap" joke one too many times
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Whahey!
Get him girls! *blocks*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# haha
woo
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# hahahar!
the penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# he's fucked if they catch him
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# really?
I thought the catholic clergy was against their members doing the naughty with anyone other than choirboys?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# tell that to pope Leo VII
he was killed by the husband of the woman he was fucking at the time,
as was his successor John XIII
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# woman? WOMAN?
and he called himself a Pope!
*writes off to Rome... "back to traditional values again - it appears that past popes have been caught WITH WOMEN not choirboys as is expected. this must not be allowed to happen again, it'll ruin our jokes about the priesthood"*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# it was over 1000 years ago
Paul II made up for it by dying whilst being bumraped 500 years later
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# this sounds
awfully like you had a slow day and access to google.
/shouts
"Beer! Beer call for Mr Sanity!"
/unshouts
scarily good research on the subject of the sexual deaths of the popes though :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# there is far too much wierd information on the web
beer does sound like a good plan though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Beer is (almost) always a good plan.
Here you go:
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# I like that lotsly
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Ta :-)
I'm just about to go to pub and do something similar, yay for pubs!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)
# That's no good. Wheres Miceahal Howerdd?
He is the besst?1!

[Woo! and Yay! to the Benny-Hill Pope-Penguin, and to your depressingly wonderful animation skills]
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# hehe
i did a benny hill one a while back :)
eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/penguinbennyhill.gif.html
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I just watched the Father Dowling Mysteries
There were nuns with guns catching mobsters.
It wasn't as good as this, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Were they...
sexy nuns?
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# the reception on my telly is shit
so I imagined them as sexy nuns, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)
# woo!
penguins, popes and nuns* - yay!


*not sexy though. unless you like feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Haha! Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# so does that
that
that
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Haha
That's excellent, as is ecletech's pic. Woo!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# woo
trippy
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha IT`S DA BISHOP!

*loud guitar music.. sports car.. Bishop tries to stop catastrophe*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Superb!
Have more penguins from earlier this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# woo!
(especially for TinMan penguin)
edit: hang about, where's Toto gone?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha!
that's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# woo
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# It certainly does...
Arrghh! The nuns are after me!

Also, YAY! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:08, archived)
# >>
(1755962245856, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# marvellously mad as ever
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# HAHAH
"got sort of sanded off"
Brilliance, as ever.
/doffs hat
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# lol
/sides split
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Not sleeping now.
Can't sleep, weird motorized dog'll eat me; Can't sleep, weird motorized dog'll eat me.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# hahaha ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# yohohoho!
goodness me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# arr ooo an illustratooor?
if not
why ?
theres gold in them thar moines.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# hehe
loon
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# genius.
twisted, warped, disturbing, scary,
but still genius, possibly because of these.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
these are truly fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Fucking epic
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:19, archived)
# *Smiles*

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Is it an alien?
it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# yes,
and it's terribly interested in english politics.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# pfft
and woo to the pic!
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# That's what I like to hear!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Gah, no!
Don't mention the p-word, otherwise *he* may come back!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
#
With any luck mummy and daddy have sent him to bed by now.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# he didn`t do anything wrong though, really
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# nope
but enough of the politics already!
(unless the board observes bbc-style impartiality and takes the piss out of all sides equally)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)
# aw, how adorable.
*pets alien*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# yay!
*smiles back*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Awww
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Meanwhile, fourty years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
and it's making me queesy

/hungover.

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Don't worry, there's nothing to get
it's pointless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# he's obviously got a puncture
stop trying to pump him up
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# ppfffff
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# B3TA bandwagon get together... the others are late
14s a crowd
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# thats
one pub crawl there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:15, archived)
# I see no signs in there
nor domo, nor shark, or brigde etc
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:15, archived)
# ....
the others are late
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# These two were otherwise occupied...
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# nice user name
"TETSUO"
"tetsuo?"
"TETsuo"
3 lines from 'Akira'


Woo too de pic
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
#
I'm almost ready to demand all copies of Akira be burned so I never have to hear that again.

But thanks for the nice words anyway.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Sorry, I don't quite understand...
Why do you call yourself Tetsuo
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# It's an unfortunate coincidence.
Short story long, Tetsuo = Japanese reading of the Chinese version of my name. Nowt to do with Akira.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Well I understood that it was a name
It's just I don't meet many people who actually use their names on the board....
except me. My name is 100 percent my own name
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# and mine
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Your last name is alkies?
Are you one of the Berkfordshire-upon-Twaddle alkies?
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# yeah
my family have lived there for 23 generations*


*may in fact be Twaddle
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Was Tetsuo that weird Japanese movie
where the guy turns into a robot, complete with robotic mechanical cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Apparently,
haven't seen it though. Not a fan of big throbbing mechanical Japanese cocks myself.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# I don't know about that but 'Akira' has a character called Tetsuo
He turns into a strange creature, no throbbing members though.
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# and why not?
*demands extra helping of mechanical Japanese cocks (throbbing or otherwise) for Tetsuo*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Are they big?
Size does matter, after all.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# erm, didn't think about size.
*resends order, checking the "size XXXL" box this time*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# I think so,
but I only saw tetsuo 2 - very weird and unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# i see
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# You know what disturbs me?
With Charles' eyes, nose, and mouth, Camilla almost looks like WORLD FAMOUS hypnotist Paul McKenna.

EDIT: Woo to the stylish anim too!
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# No, he's on second,
What's on first!
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# lol
and woo
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:17, archived)
# BIG purdy eyes
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHH!
That's bloody horrible - but very well done :)
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hohoho!
for some reason that reminds me of Seamonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Holy shit
It's that animal buggering lead "singer" from Keane
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# i hate
that moon faced cunt
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Blunt, but right.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Anyone want a pint of piss beer
www.pi55.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:11, archived)
# /coat


Not to be continued....
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:11, archived)
# arf!
that's no womb!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:12, archived)
# it's a placenta
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Karma

This can be considered homage to this piece of mastery from Rathen.
(WeirdBoyJim, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:09, archived)
# woo for teh pr0n
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:12, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# i demand
an FP
(holystorm, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:03, archived)
# MUSHROOM !!!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:03, archived)
# BEDROOM
(holystorm, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hahaah graphtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Did you see my reply
to your lemur enquiry, M. oCo?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# i still own that url i think
i should just point it at lemurama
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# yes yes
I take it you didn't see my reply to your reply then ;)
( www.b3ta.com/board/4478551 )
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Ah.
Good stuff, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Very Woo!
It is.
(WeirdBoyJim, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# where is this zoo?
is it in australia?
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# it's part of a secret agency in Washington DC
cross breeding beagles to invade Canadia
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# i like the cut of your jib boy, youve got the job.
...now we need you to get to North Carolina by Tuesday. Pack your shit tonight and get to heathrow tomorrow morning. a man will meet you there holding what looks like a gun.
he is under strict orders to not be seen to recognise you.
simply use the phrase "Arse Triangle"
then stroke his trousers.
your tickets are in his shoes.
Good Luck Captain. We're all relying on you.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)
# hehehee
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# hoorah!
my application was successful :~D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# lovely
top shop
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# The Tale of Plateface


got a face like a plate and a knife and fork too.
wears a pink bandana and he knows kung fu.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Plateface ho!
Why is he sitting in a pile of his own shit?
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# he is
upset
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# ...<>....
problems?
got?
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# can't you feel his woe?
his bowel movement is due to the massive torment of having a plate... for a face.
outcast from society, he cries into his own reflection.
poor misunderstood plateface.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# That's lovely.
Woo!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Cor
The trail of diarrhea diminishes the loveliness of the picture as a whole, but only slightly.
The classical ruins balance it out nicely.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:01, archived)
# I don't know what it's all about
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:01, archived)
# I like this
It is wunnerful and scratchy.
Can we have a link to a non-jpg version? The compression ruins it rather.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:01, archived)
# this might work...
www.weedbeedproductions.co.uk/tucker/pic2.asp
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)
# nope
looks like code to me.
/too tired to debug
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:10, archived)
# that is rather ace
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:03, archived)
# fp it!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# fp you too mate
- im shit when it comes to technical stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# This is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Trouble Brewing
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
# It looks
like he needs the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# That's why I picked it.
He's bored. On top of being a cunt.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:55, archived)
# he is indeed
the worlds biggest cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# It
looks like somethings going the other way to me
(kneebins, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn MOD cutbacks

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# You need to put in a : after the http in the link
the pic is woo though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Thank you
there was one there but the board gremlins decided to take it out when I hit preview
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)
# hehe
I blame The Who, personally

.. got any blues?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# one for rikky
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)
# yay! Nick Cave`s Right Right Hand man (also a member of the Red Hand Gang) does a Tubgirl over Europe
I LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# you'd better use this one bitch
or i'll be round your house with a knife


and a cake
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:46, archived)
# mmm and don`t forget bevvies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] explains itself
a picture of tony blair linked off a news site and not photoshopped, at all

mod edit: yeah, great and all, but can you just post the link, if it's not a picture you've made yourself?
Ta love.
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)
# Also
Derivative.
(JacksonPollock, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)
# and badly spelt.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Don't forget
shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)
# and hotlinked.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# oh, don't worry
I won't
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# What these people said ^^^
Also, he said the previous shitty thing was going to be the last one. Grrr...
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:46, archived)
# Why do you bother using underscores in your name
when b3ta usernames can quite obviously have spaces?

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:47, archived)
# _ _ _
BECUASE I use it on other sites that won't allow spaces...
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Because he is a Tory
and therefore has all the intelligence and perpicacity of a toenail.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)
# That's offensive
to toenails
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:49, archived)
# come on then, clever dick
Answer me this who do you vote for?
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Last time I voted Green
and will probably do so again.

[Although since we've got such a fucked-up voting system I might as well wipe my arse on the ballot paper]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
# 1 Vote Tory
(or don't vote),

2. get rid of Blair

3. wait 5 years get rid of tory 'government'

4. Vote Monster Raving Loony Party
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Clever dick?
Never mind his political allegiances, just how intelligent is this sentient penis of his? We should be told.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# It does tricks
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:55, archived)
# And it can do the numbers game on Countdown.
Even if it's 'four from the top, Carol'
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Now that
I would like to see!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Impressive...
Most impressive.

I salute your penis, sir.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Lib Dem.
I don't really have a choice where I live, it's either him or some fat amphibian from the Conservative Party™.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Don't slate the Amphibian's
Tories are lower than amphibians, they are more like a flu virus
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# That's true.
But all our Tory candidates look like enormous pink toads.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Come on who?
But seriously, fellas.
I'll either be voting Lib Dem, because they're the only major party that's not for tuition fees, chucking civil liberties out the window, the war in Iraq, or nebulous concepts of discipline, OR spoiling my ballot, because I'm one of them scummy bisexual pinko anarcho-syndicalists you've no doubt read about in the Daily Mail.


Now fuck off, fascist.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)
# anarcho-syndicalists?
what's one of them? Can I join, sounds fun. Do they goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)
# These ones
www.spunk.org/library/writers/rocker/sp001495/rocker_as1.html
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# New Zealand First*
*total bollocks used for effect
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)
# same reason..
used it on sites where spaces weren`t allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# You've made lots of friends today haven't you :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)
# -
Yes becuase Im a tory it automaticly makes me a dickhead

Proves the properganda is working
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Well, your spelling is proof
that British education is failing.
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:53, archived)
# The 1980s and 90s were propaganda?
Thank God for that, I thought they were real.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:53, archived)
# we will be back one day
The joke will all be on you all, when we come back to power (at some point)

We WILL have our time again
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:55, archived)
# I do not respond well to threats, Mr Howard.
Although you do realise how odd it looks, your political views taking the form of a threat?
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# I really hope the flux capacitor is broken Marty
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Are you sure you're a tory
and not a member of the Illuminati?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# you left off the
"Mwa-hahahahaha!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# I thought that the idea was....
..... that the party in power worked for the good of the country, and had little to do with 'having our time' and 'power' etc. Maybe the Tories are just power crazed neo-nazis after all.
besides which, there are no nationalised industries to sell off now, to artificially, and temporarily, stimulate the economy, as Thatcher did. Oh, and Blair's getting slagged for fighting a third world country, so the Tories can't even do that one now
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# I'm inclined to think that selling off nationalised industries
permanently improved the economy, by reducing the amount of tax needed to support them and removing their artificial advantage. On the other hand Major artificially and temporarily stimulated the economy by borrowing lots of money and caused a recession a few years later. trafficconeshotlinearseface
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Perhaps in things like telecommunications
[I would hate to think I was still stuck with the Post Office for my telephone] the increased competition has been beneficial; in essential services such as electricity, gas and water it definitely has not - higher prices, especially for the poorest on 'card meters' who actually pay more per unit than the rich.

And don't even mention trains.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:10, archived)
# The trains
(mentions trains) are hampered by rules designed to create competition where there shouldn't be any competition. That kind of thing really irritates me. "Ooh, these people all offer the same service, and by rights there should only be one company offering it, but that would be a monopoly and we know monopolies are bad, don't we children, so let's force them to work seperately and then they'll lower their prices, just like competition in the real world."
Trains compete against other transport services, in reality. Possibly this means there shouldn't be any trains, or possibly if there was only one train company (or two) it would be a success. But making a pretence of a competetive market where there's no reason for one is just naive.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Yikes! *hides*
told you not to mention them
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I think I love you.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Who me?
Okay. Trousers off.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Quite.
Unlike this unpleasant little Tory fanboy some of us here are old enough to remember just how bad the last Tory government really were.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# ---
If they were SOOO bad how come they lasted 18 years then??? hmm???

and they were 100 times better than these fuckwits
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)
# you're so good with numbers
and aren't you supposed to not swear or something ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# interesting statistics
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Probably the same reason George won last year:
MOST PEOPLE ARE IMMENSELY STUPID FUCKING CUNTS
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Not most people.
There has never been a voting majority for the Tories [or any one party] in living memory. It's a fucked-up voting system that has allowed parties to rule with huge parliamentary majorities despite only polling around 40%.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Bugger off you ignorant troll
How did they stay in so long? A combination of lack of credible opposition, terrorism and a war which distracted the electorate from important issues, and idiots like yourself. Much the same sort of stuff that's keeping the Blair government in power now, which I don't like either.

Maybe when you're older you'll be able to talk politics properly with the grown ups.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# I wouldn't say 'dickhead'
More like 'An arrogant, ignorant dickhead'.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# .
"we will be back one day
The joke will all be on you all, when we come back to power (at some point)

We WILL have our time again"

*insert NOOOOOOOO!!!/MWHAHHAA!!!* here.
(holystorm, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# No,
because you're a dickhead it automatically makes you a dickhead.

As does your grasp of English.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:05, archived)
# please don't leech images
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Might I you off3r watch stupendous
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3938&item=4983298924&rd=1
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)
# oh my
That made me lol
(gutbeat, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# That ad...
needs more question marks.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)
# NT$7000 for THAT?
Christ, I could just about buy a fucking PSP for that.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's an easy target but....
Didn't quite come out how I wanted but hey ho...
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
# hehe
thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)
# I like this.
Board's rather political today.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Danny likes making sandcastles
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Morning, Doctor!
what a glorious castle he's built!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Morning, doctor!
he's quite good at the sandcastle building.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# awww
dats soo cute
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# woo for Danny.. is he a T-Bird?
and does he like ELO?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Oooh
yay!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)
# haha
thats ace that is!
(holystorm, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# woo !
wooooOOOOooo !
yay
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# my dad ran over a mole with his mower when i was 7
bastard

just the sight of little danny digging away brings back the whole bloody trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Poor mole
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure as fuck make a Kodak moment.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

A Dream come true.
(RioOhki, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
# ho!
ho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# much laughing has occured
due to your post.

wooo uu
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] scuba
gear test in 5, 4, 3...


clicky big
(Jogolo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# haha
raise the alarm!!

here, have a baby attack:
(holystorm, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# hahahaaha! Zangief!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# that's a
WOO YAY in and of itself - nice
(Jogolo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Fuck me!
that's fantabulous!!!
(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)
# that is cocking ace
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# That's great!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# AHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)
# superlative!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# pfft
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:50, archived)
# I've finally succumbed
and checked the front page to find out what the fuck this week's compo is all about.

Nice shoppage there sah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)
# hoho!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Nice


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)
# Ze goggles, zey do NOSINK!
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# excellent
I'll try an explosion psp next - your's are so inspiring...
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# "!did it I"
my lysdexia is woshing...
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:22, archived)

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