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# self-harm
I 'shop' most of the folks at work , one by one, for the monthly company newsletter. However I can't persuade the Admin lass to allow me to "do" her unless I do myself first. So I did.

(I'm Gerry BTW)

How do you guys 'Do' yourselves?



p.s. yes I know, quick, dirty, seamful etc. but I'm not a shopper by trade. Answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Is
that a personal question?

If you must know, if involves soapy frogs and a Reliant Robin steering wheel cover - happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)
# mangled self-portraits I mean
?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)
# If
I could use tattyshop it would help, still learning, and having a play with Image Ready
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)
# How very quaint
No elephants or hedonistic fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Do
you mind! I'm not a pervert.*




*may contain 100% of lies
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I've recently started to use the 'wringing method'
to do myself after reading the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)
# that was before the invention
of mind bleach I take it...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# can i just say
those doodlings am good, i'm gonna contribute to your beerpot by buying a mug
(daftsmell, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)
# i get other people to do it for me
/lazy
/vain
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Walkies
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# What a drag!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Is
his name "woodbine"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Nah, man
You need to look for clues: it's got what looks like a beret on. It's got a fag and obviously a bottle of wine. And it's a squid/octopus type thing.

With apologies to Mr. Sheep, I think it's safe to christen it 'Francopus'.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Great name
But he's actually called "Purlple Squid Thing with a Bottle of Wine and a Fag"
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Woo!
here is my firstest ever animated gif;



any glaring grounds for improvement, please say : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Erm...
you need to make sure it's easy to see what's going on in it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Hmmm...
I think you just need to breathe passion and genius into it. I suggest TESCO P&G bags.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)
# just one
make it Neil Peart. But then your .gif will be 10 billion bytes for a 2 second hack.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)
# am that
Copeland?
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)
# A
tad bigger, please, I'm not sure what I'm looking at without putting my face up to the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Cool, thanks everyone.
It's unnecessarily tiny, I know, but noone's told me that I'm fucking up the optimizing so fine. Yes it is teh Copeland : ) (pisses on Peart)!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:28, archived)
# that's lovely
sort of reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I'm gonna hit you with a fucking spade
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING DO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I might do, oh yes I might.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
#
which reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
#
which leads me to this
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# which leads me to this, for no reason what so ever:
www.stickfigureninja.com/images/jump.gif
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I'll see you both..
and raise you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# one man and his squid :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Good work sir
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# salutes greatness* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# tentacles!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# jesus juice!
blimey. Well played sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# wow!
rockin'. looks like a screen saver
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Trés woo!
And a yay for lazy purple octopi.
(Astatine, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# what a smashing plane
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# they are cute when small
but in a few months it'll be a big, angry cthulhu!
woo-ah-do!
(kaibosh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# haha
fucking amazing
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# BRAVO!
this is indeed a triumph for squids
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Thanks
The squid/octopi community is sadly under represented here I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# awww
that makes me want to acquire a tentacled thing and take it for walkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Excuse me
You need a permit to be walking one of these. Do you know what mess they make?
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# That octopus will kill you as you sleep, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i'm not cut out to be emo


i'm still proud of my lyrics though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# you look like such a mong there
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# as opposed to when exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# the times he looks like a spacker
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)
# i'll rim you into next week
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# that better be a promise
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# do I detect
a hint of aggression in your posts this evening old chap?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)
# You look emo enough
In fact lemony
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# haha
good eye there
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# it's amazing what ten minutes photoshop makeup can do
i'm off to slit my wrists and listen to erm... some emo bad or other

/doesn't really know any
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Funeral for a friend are the default emo band
And the only one I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# much better than me, though
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# You are
teh sexay!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# lol
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I like my lyrics too

I WIN YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# you can have his arse!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# [shudder]
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)
# MASTURBATION FRENZY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# sexy!
love the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# haha
nice head angle

needs more fetal position and a corner.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)
# I GIVE UP
b3ta is not my friend today *cries*

woo to everyone else who is not as retarded as me
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)
# hahahaha
i was waiting for that as well

flippin 'tard!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# /short break from sobbing
just for you
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)
# pearoast cos I'm bored
The Just for Men ruler:
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# wow im 10 inches now!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# you're measuring from the wrong end of the ruler
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# badum tish
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# bastard!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# more from my back catalogue of knob jokes
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hello
bigboy

(edit: I was talking to the ruler, not you, all:sorts)
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# arf!
(Dromedary, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Hullo
/Waves
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hullo hullo
/waves waves

I got my B3ta House going on Sims 2, you're roommates with GMOS and Schnurricane. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# how's me and Schnurr's lurve child?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# haha
not there yet, I just found the "flirt" function.

best moment I've seen so far: you and Brown Cow boogieing to salsa music, while a flu-stricken Schnurricane passes out in front of the refrigerator.

oh, and the fire department came out because none of you fuckers knows when to take food out of the oven before it catches fire.

it's been good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Make me kiss him!
Make out!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# COOLNESS!
i wish i still had the sims. *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Can I make love to GMOOSE?
You so want it to happen with Schnurr don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I'll see what I can do.
*chuckles evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# shhh, be quiet or they'll all want one
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I don't need one
Mine's too small anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Tssch
/female problem.

"Who are you going to satisfy with that?"

"Me"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# your centimeters are fucked
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I know
but nobody ever notices, apart from twats
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# 2.54 twats
to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# ruin MY christmas will you?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)
# Am I missing something really obvious here?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Please tell me what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# C4 = plastic explosive
G4 = twats that need exploding
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# couldnt of put it better myself
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# T4 = Friends, hollyoaks, smallville, popworld
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# the oc...
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# M4= big road just by there that goes to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# B4 = Twat speak
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# why have i never heard of them?
*invests in stocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
#
to be honest you only really know about them if you are lame and couldn't make it out of the house on a saturday and your tv was permenantly stuck on itv.

for me, there was one evening that the tv got stuck on that channel and i was so drunk i couldn't get up and find the remote to sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
# my mom loves it
she even bought the fucking album. thats when the offspring comes out
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)
# G-force
= FIERY PHOENIX!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# They're
shit?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# G4
crap queen cover song.

c4
explosive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Aha, now you see...
... I was thinking more C4 = Channel Four.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# you
don't watch a lot of stargate?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# No, I do not.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# they
tend to use a lot of C4 to blow shit up. It's pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# i was always more of an A-team man
sure nobody dies, but they blow a hole lot of things up in exotic and funny ways
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# and they have plans
that come together.

And crazy fools.

The A Team rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# aye
they always have 2 plans tho. the first one leads them into a trap, which see's them imprisoned in an unsuspecting yet resourcefull room, where they come up with the second plan, and use the contents of the room to make weaponry, usualy of the destructive kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Boom!
Blow up the plastic people with plastic explosives.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# it was 4 month ago...get over it!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# they are still on the radio
and it has been in my head for that long anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# /pointless
(kaibosh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# kittins is nevre pointliss
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# this much is true
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# What a sexy comb-over.
That autocomplete will come back to haunt me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Your all gay
/Autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# oversized protective pad wearing pussies.
/auto
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)
# american football players
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# its just rugby
with non of the rules, oversized pads and the wrong name
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# hut hut hut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# shed shed shed.


badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# *sucks an egg*
/auto
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# I bum children
/Brown cow /autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# As
long as you don't get caught - it's legal
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# They don't see my face anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# /edit
it doesn't matter if they see my face, I eat them afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
# rawr
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# I'm
sorry, is that Garry Bushell

(all cunt looking people in beards are Garrry Bushell)
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# that's
emo as fuck. :)
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# maybes its been done already


Edit: I don't care if it has, so there :oP



(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# yup.
It sure has.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# not only on ebay
but Exchange and Mart too.

Saddest thing tonight was seeing Bremner Bird & Fortune jumping on a b3ta bandwagon with 'Popestars: the return'
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Psh
I don't join bandwagons.
They are usually crap
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# oh for christs sake
it aint a b3ta bandwagon,it's just a really fucking obvious "joke".
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)
# " "
(that is the space where the words should be but someone took them out of my mouth)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# besides not being funny,
it doesn't even make sense, as why would they sell the popemobile when the new pope will require some form of armoured transport too?
(kaibosh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# because i'm not telling you that the new pope can dodge bullets.


i'm telling you that when the time comes, the new pope won't have to.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# ahahhaa
ha!
(kaibosh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# lighten up
for christs sake
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I KNOW
I just sat there shouting 'BINDUN!!' at the screen
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# hhaha
pope dead = b3ta bandwagon.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# that may not have been helped
by there being a b3tan who works on that programme...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Yep,
but have a kitten anyway
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# your cock
is made off glass I'm afraid.
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# bindun
by somebody else
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
# oh fuck off and die
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
# I'll get my coat

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# yeah
i did it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)
# its a new one on me
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Already?
Done already you say?!?!?! DONE A MILLION COCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!

*Woo tho due to FORCING fluffyness*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Pee roast
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)
# weewee time
(funkyballs, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
like that one
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)
# sublime,
silly, and splendid, all in one
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# ta
Night all, shower and bed
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:31, archived)
# Golden
shower?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# I remembered this today


I am fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# she's so little!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
# isn't she dead now?
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)
# i can't for the life of me imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Within a week of Diana.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# really?
i don't remember them making a big song and dance about it
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:35, archived)
# You must have missed
"Mother Theresa's Dead : The Musical" then.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# 5th September 1997.
Diana on the 31st August.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Sunday
morning, woke up, switched on telly, thought it was borked, same forking picture on every channel - then went ah-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Woo
I love ET
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# ahaha!
arf!
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Don't attack the sleepy stone.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# That is rather
BEAUTIFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)
# that's what i look like
when i float after small round things.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# i know
i traced it from your website
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# that reminds me
of 'The Gentlemen' from Buffy.

They scared the living shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
# september
13th 1999..


okay I really should be asleep now...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# hehehehehe
thanks for staying up to post that! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Okay, so I can't seem to pull off emo.
probably too much hair and a moustache.
Anyway, here's a mini challenge.
Make yourself as emo as possible. Photoshop, reality, it's up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# I
could go as far as making myself look like elmo but thats it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# how about emo phillips?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
#
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# Pfffft
monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=7525
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# I still don't know what "emo" looks like
do you have any example pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
#
www.dobi.nu/emo/
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)
# what
is this - fuckin' retro week?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# oh dear
guilty of some of those!

mainly the dark secrets...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# i own a vintage track jacket
but it's because i was on the track team for a long time and i got it from my school.

fucking vintage trend.

[edit: and some of the fucking emos went down into the basement and stole some, too. pisses me off.]
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# this...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# my camera is crap and my hair doesn't want do work
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# sweet jesus.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# [high five]
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# you should see the bad ones
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)
# gimmie what you got!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)
# on second thought...
you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# i shall give you twenty pieces of eight for them..
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/4480493
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Cheer up-
it's already happened
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)
# never got why people say "it might never happen"
9/10 it already has. this is much more appropriate. have a curly wurly.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
#
/unwraps, and dunks in Horlicks - yum
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# hedgehog alright!
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)
# :)


better?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# haha
start the infinate hair project
start it now!
(fluffytail, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:36, archived)
# you are the coolest
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# it makes my hair stand on end!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# YES.
so incredible
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
#
Yep much better

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Just the word "Emo"
makes me want to do horrible things.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Oh
It's not just me then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# It's society.
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)
# my fro won't do emo which can only be a good thing
think your moustache definately reduces your emo look otherwise perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# haha
you look ridiculous.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# I fucking love your moustache.
You could almost turn me.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# kn ell
ello.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)
# haha
hello 'vaders. You good?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# aye
prolly moving to spain within next couple a months. anju?
edit: in fact I think i still have your number, we should go drink monkey beer sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:35, archived)
# boss!
I have many friends that have moved to Barcelona. I bet a woman is involved :p

Yeah good. Not smoking weed and working from home. Drinks are good, let me know :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# no woman
just a job which mainly involves driving a speedboat for 6 hours a day.
ok, I bell ya soon for beer and not weed.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# sounds shit.
call anytime :)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# ha yeah
I wouldn't do it even if they paid me.......

um?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# My contribution.

Not emo.
Sorry, it's only quick.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Heh heh!
Jolly good show.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)
# looks like leningrad
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)
# dang
he's taken his photo down
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# One step ahead of you
I had an emo contest with my brother

And I'm wearing a Yellowcard t shirt
(fluffytail, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# nice touch
with the rose and the self-held camera.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)
# that's a lot better than my "effort"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)
# you look so sad!
WRITE APALLING POETRY NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)
# *ahem*
..and as my TeArS
fell
onto
my
converse
my
~*~heart~*~
RiPpEd
in
.t.w.o.
(fluffytail, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# haha
nice.

converse.
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)
# *hides*
i don't do it on purpose i swear...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# If Emo looks like
Bill Bailey, its perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Dr. Perv

(Smokey the Weasel, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# i laughed anyway
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I bet the link looked safe enough
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)
# ass?
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# reminds me of a pushmepullyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# reminds me of that
weird bmw advert !
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Is that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# yes i own a two headed donkey..
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# But it has no ass
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:20, archived)
# you catch on quick!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Quick enough to steal names!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# what does that mean?
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)
# who
cares
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)
# I don't do politics
(L3X, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Arf!
TJ
B3ta isketch room: www.isketch.net
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# It's true as well
(MysteryE, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# a vote for the tories is a vote for nasty people
a vote for lemony party is a vote for biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# If tea is involved
I'm in.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:13, archived)
# seconded


Isketch!!
(Corn Dog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
# In fact i could murder a cup now
Kettles on, everybody!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)
# I've
gone for Horlicks

/no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)
# you lick what...?
oh. I see.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Still haven't made it yet
Damn you B3ta and your must-press-F5 conditioning powers!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# You
really need Ctrl+R for real power
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Bourbons
Do they agree to send all the Bourbons back to where they came from? If so I may be tempted to jump ship
(L3X, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Custard Creams
are much better.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Where do you stand on Jaffa Cakes?
(Not a trick question.)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# i am open to either interpretation,
however given that the legal standpoint is one of cakehood, i feel that until further research proves otherwise, this is the opinion which gains the most creedence
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# ha
typical politician...no straight answer

/thumbs through copy of Niceys book for answer
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# I will vote for you!
(But only if you forgive me.)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)
# hmmm...


/forgives
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Outside
They make too much mess if you do it inside.
(Pseudonym, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# I don't
Have you seen the size of Teal'c? I ain't going anywhere near his cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# that is the best political post all day
welcome to b3ta and all that jazz
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# blatent lies...
this was purely for thwe discussion that followed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Topical PR
Howard: "It is not racist to impose quotas on immigration"

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# what do you think
of my noo woo


edit1: WORK YOU BASTARD
edit2: that better?
edit3: YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Dang.
Noo goo.
(Garcia, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# Unfortunately,
I'm getting a jagged pizza in Firestoat.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# looks like
you mistyped the URL copy/paste usually helps.
working now.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# t
a
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# 1: nice woo
2: No you may not spell "new" as "noo," as it is fucking idiotic.
(kaibosh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# lolz
E ph34rz mEi L337ne55
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# I think
your keyboard is broken.
(kaibosh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Well i think
you should be a tory then.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
# works
now
Whadya think?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Blessed for Pope.


May have been done before, probably better. Was hoping for a Pope related competition, but the current one is nice. And popular. And stuff.
(Garcia, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)

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