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# YARRRR!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# PFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# I'm tracing back through your family tree..
You're a high-enough quality photo of Great Uncle Hitler away from getting a shot of AdolfOfShoes! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# hahaa
Edit: I always seem to be bad guys
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Haha!

UBEREVIL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# that's not
RecklessRikOfShoes is it?
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Tis!
Half cousin of Reckless Rik o'Sheigh
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# RIKMOOSE!
Looks a bit like Vik(MOOSE) Reeves
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
#
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Block out one lense for true piraticalness
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Arf..
..Top idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# EMU!

wait.... NO I MEAN EMO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# oh yes.
yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# haha
the little bit of prose was mad
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# together
WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD



but we won't enjoy doing it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# no we shan't.
Eisenberg Lemontree.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Almost makes me want to take up crap poetry and self harming. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Emu music would clearly be better
You appear to have a blues brother in the band
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# nah, I'm just a natty dresser.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# makes you look less emo though
don't think your playing the stereotype to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# well the photo is taken from my real bands website,
and we pride ourselves on being the anti-emo. Perhaps not the best choice of picture then. Ho hum...


www.black-karma.co.uk by the way, if you're interested in some arse kicking bluesy rock n roll type shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# That rules
I need a band
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# make one out of papier mache.
I'd pay to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# But I lack any glue
Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# use semen.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# /Gets tissue out of pocket
Alternatively, I could just look for a new band
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)
# ...or you could look for a new band.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)
# could they be make believe?
it would make things easier
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Hello there
Are you at school?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Actually I'm at my dad's office
My headache came back and I'm getting a cat scan
at the moment I'm waiting around
I've gotta go, hopefully I'll be on later
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Cat scan?
Is that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:23, archived)
# nah
it's like an xray of your brain, but lots of pictures. ask slurpy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:24, archived)
# He's not around
Why are you having one anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:26, archived)
# I've had a headache for a week now,
and nothing's helping
I've really gotta go now, bye
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)
# *downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)
# get Alternative Romance.
tis my favourite.

and if you like, post nice things about us on our forum! And if you don't like, post nasty things about us on our forum!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
# oh
god no. (by that i mean FUCK YEAH)
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Hey how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)
# not fucking emo,
that's for sure :) quite alright despite stuff. how's your (probably)chippedblackfingernailed self?
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha i'm quietly enjoying newport again
just about to rustle me up some sausages
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)
# advice:
don't peel them.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# sound advice!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Look at them!
/points
Bloody Lemony's
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Ahaha!
Nicely, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Some faces.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# No reason...

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# teh news
(Skellers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Hunh hunh hunh
"kent" hunh hunh hunh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# If I could be bothered to start Photoshop
I'd do "News From Kant" and make it all philosophical. But I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Cat(agorical imperative) stuck up tree
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Woman forced to queue
for five minutes for transcendental idealism.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# did you know
people from Woking, Surrey are the most impatient in England, according to our local paper!
(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)
# shirley you mean
you kant?
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Awful
Even Dave the hat would avoid that one
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
That's great.
And Kent is so very bland
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Used to live there
... it's all true!
(that'smyknighthoodoutthewindow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# You mean there really was a cat stuck up a tree?
Oh the humanity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# yes
but it was rescued, so calm down dear
(Skellers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# I like how the England section contains subsections for each tiny little region
and Wales gets simmilarly precise regions (considering it's size)

yet northern ireland is just northern ireland and scotland is just scotland
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# You think Kent is bad,
imagine the section for the Orkney Islands. "Man eats fish" would be the top story for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
/Chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
#
kent isn't that boring.

we have a surplus of chavs and teenage pregnancies to keep it exciting.

/weeps
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:22, archived)
# my first nsfw post ever that was actually sfw
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# eurgh. creme goo


Quite appropriate, really



heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Are you a nun or summin?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# ?
is it actually sfw?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# fucking post it yer poof!
no tits/cock/minge/arse merely a suggestion of bukkake.

Verdict

SFW

fact
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# yer sfw
if it ain't a mod will link it back.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Seems safe to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# But that could just be the years of internet.....
shame its a shte pic though
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# pffft
a jehovah's whitness maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I dont know what their posts are like...
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# their posts are like ooh shit you can see a bit of knee flesh i better link it and put
a big sign on it saying nsfw incase somebody gets shocked and i get sent to hell
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# hurrah! a shameless pearoast opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# i s this the same uncle fred?
www.soundclick.com/bands/writePage.cfm?bandid=113508&bandnamesave=unclefred
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
"In Japanese pornography, bukkake is usually portrayed as an act of erotic humiliation, whereas western pornography tends to portray it as an enjoyable act."
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# gaijintendo worked in japan
I wonder about his inspiration for that post...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# It's amazing
what you read in the Radio Times.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# am I going to get cunted by IT
for looking at that?

Edit: Did anyway.

"Indeed, bukkake is more commonly used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba."

Very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# no pictures
and its educational after all
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Its a wiki ffs
relax\


(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# off to order some
bukkake udon
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Excuse my ignorance of things Japanese,
but isn't Udon that flavour that really strongly tastes of fish?

I just thought it appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Udon is just
a noodle.
No taste.
'sept for noodles
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Okay, so what was I thinking of?
*googles*
*gives up, and goes back to his decadent Western ways*
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# yup digestive biscuits for dinner tonight again
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)
# fish?
fish paste?
I think dashi is fish based.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:14, archived)
# read the wikipedia article
wikipedia rulez!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# off to a bukkake
party round the neighbours
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# I don't know if the article says so,
but Bukkake just means "absolutely covered [in something]"
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:12, archived)
# second last image on google image search
when you look for "eubanks chris"

images.google.co.uk/images?q=eubanks+chris&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# help me here
what am i looking for?

Edit: is it the multiple goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# yes.
with teh quo
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Half of teh Quo?
Or this interesting bunch of folk
www.ackermanreunion.com/images/1969a.jpg
I suspect Glinda Brooks Whitmire, Barabara Black and Dorothy Carol King are in fact aliens from the planet Mars, or Martians if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# yay
there wasn't multiple goatse after all!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# yeah there was
images.amazon.com/images/P/0884416038.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# oh
at least no arse insides
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
#
his name is Chris Eubank
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# that would explain it
now to do that distateful post I was going to do after all...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Acid Trip by the Numbers


must remember to dig up my password.... now is that "crawl, crawl, stagger, stagger" or "stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl?"
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Bigglesworth
is a horney old ape! wahoo
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Borat's dating style
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# See, teh history repeats itself
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# NAQUOLEAN!
/Runs
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
damn, i didnt even MEAN to do that pun!!!11
I think my pc might have control over me in some way
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm surprised DTH hasn't done it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# more quo copiers!
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# ah its in the collection now
see older collections of quo in profile
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# I'm working on a


but haven't got any more hummus to take it forward.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# *collects*
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:59, archived)
# i have one!
but the original shopped pic was by rapitinui:

from this morning
(whatsinaname, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:09, archived)
# wandbagon material enclosed

are ya havin' a rough un'?
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# yay for ring posts
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)
# haha twat ring! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# "the best movie since the sixth sense"
did anyone ever in the history of anything actually get scared by that movie?
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# some cunt told me the twist
I thought they had ruined it till I watched it and realised it's the most obvious thing in the world, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)
# decent fx
but cheesy none the less... fear factor: 3.0
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# dont remember
much of 6th sense, but i dont think it scare dme, the ring was a bit scary as was the ring 2.

whitenoise, advertised as the most disturbing film ever (or some such shit) was less scary than either ring

the only film that has relaly scared the crap out of me was the grudge
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# For cciulla... and anyone else who wanted norkage

because the vectored thing isn't going to contain much visible norkage (if any at all).
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# NORK EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)
# more norkage

sneaky topical pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:16, archived)
# You can do the important bits
and that's what counts

10/10
(Conditional Identity If you need any help........, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Yay! Norks!
Shamelessly nicked from abandonnship:

This has made me very happy
/toddler-esque clapping
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4447069
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Stealing
From my lovely Ship eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# That's nothing
later this week i'll be stealling your lovely ship with the help of a few pirates.
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Nice try
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Admittedly.
With pride.

However, before you dish out a fonging for which I will never forget, Check out the context.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)
# I really like that
/Toddler clapping
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# These guys must know where teh upload codez are
OMG WTF?!?!!!11!One - p//n4g3

Un-shopped, and if you're in Bradford, Keighley or Skipton and have a copy of the "Thomson Local" turn to page 76
(wirepimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Why...
What will happen?
(Seaneeboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:14, archived)
# It will explode*
*may not be true
(wirepimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# the world will turn into a cartoon,
and you get trapped in an overly funded library with irritating child actors
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
Will Bob hoskins turn up and solve a murder?

Cos if he does, I don't think I'll bother. What a cunt.
(Seaneeboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# You'll get raped
by... err
that window.
*points accusingly*
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Yay
Where oh where is teh upload go4tz?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
# I take it that's ironic
Ha
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)
# HAHAHAH
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)
# WOMEN! Know your limits!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# the best ever
harry enfield sketch
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Hmmm....
...I'd like to find her limits. How far does she go on a first date?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:11, archived)
# From Chelmsford to Woking
But she can't reverse very well
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# fanfuckingtastic
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:11, archived)
# what a lovely smile
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Pfft
Bloody homeless!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Only fair
I think that if Citreon can re-release their silly dancing car thing, then I can re-post my version.

It's about 7meg, but worth every byte.

www.petflatanimals.co.uk/b3ta/office-car.wmv

ok - mpeg version is about half the size too!!!

www.petflatanimals.co.uk/b3ta/office-car.mpg

(Smokey the Weasel, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# every byte
yeah.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
#
*sniggers like a schoolboy at the back of the classroom*
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# teh wmv :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Want me to do a mpg version?
I'll convert it and post it with .mpg extension if you want!!!
(Smokey the Weasel, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# yes please
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Done
See above!
(Smokey the Weasel, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# merci
bon marche avec oh la vache
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# mm mmm mmm mmm mm
meh. 7Mbish.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# haha
worth every byte
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# BigBasedBoredBitofBuggery
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)
# What I saw last night...

he's coming to your house!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# took too long...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)
#
chunky chunky
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
# we are the chunky girls
"touch my bum, watch it ripple."
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# I think he wants to be friends
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Teh fluff!!
it am fluffi teim!
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:49, archived)
# I'll be his friend
Yay for lully, smily fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:53, archived)
# I'd forgotten i could do drawings this way...

It's pretty late and all, but any suggestions on who i should make it into?
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Pam Dawber
TV's Mindy.

And WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Bob Ross
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# a sexy woman getting licked out by another
nuns or schoolgirls perhaps?

tj cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5572259334&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Yet another 'funny' ebay listing
b3ta.com/board/4477747
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)
# yes
because linking to ebay goes hand in hand with leetness
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:53, archived)
# Not really
And this isn't a wasted thread.
I just like posting that
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# In what way am I a newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:59, archived)
# I like that
too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# true
it's is teh 1667

/can't leet to save his life
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Pfft
Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Hang on
how can you post your forehead for a tenner.
(Woody999, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# a fat ninja lollipop lady
please
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:47, archived)
# May I be so bold as to recommend...
...anything with norks?
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)
# I suppose you may
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Bring on the norks!
Norks!
Norks!
Norks!

Pffft. Norks. That's a funny word.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)
# But from this angle
her norks wouldn't be visiable - unless she was somehow semi-transparent woman
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)
# True.
Put a mirror in front of 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Then I think we would get to see more than just her norks
so may I be the first to suggest suitable clothing for the poor girl.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# It's obviously a woman
So Rik is out of the question
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)
# He will be dissappointed you realise
=)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Don't know how much you can change the posture..
But if her left arm were lifted up to be holding a mic, she could be a sexy singer perched on a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# IN BED
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# WITH A CUCUMBER
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# BEING PEELED BY A SMALL GERBIL
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:06, archived)
# BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# BY A RAMPAGING HORDE OF NINJAS
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# REPRESENTING THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)
# IN THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:08, archived)
# heh, but....
...WTF?
(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)

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