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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:50, archived)
# ARf!
and i bet they're all minted as well.

have this as well
www.surrealcode.com/daisydukedances4you/hires1.html

could be GC i haven't checked due to having to reinstall my machine again because of a faulty hard drive.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Pfffft!
Where're the guns?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:51, archived)
# arf
(did need to check the filename though)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:51, archived)
# so torpedo norks are normal
for you? Do you live in LA?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)
# torpedo norks are all around me
as a result of my walleye vision

but no, sadly I don't live in LA, actually, not sadly, I'd fucking hate to live in LA
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:56, archived)
# you could see lots of people with mullets roller blading
mmm wouldn`t that be fun
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:00, archived)
# if they had their norks out, maybe
maybe
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:04, archived)
# only with a shotgun

or shitgun as I originally wrote
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Arf!
BIGGER ;¬)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)
# erm..
Did you mean: archaeologists
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:55, archived)
# I knew I had spelt it wrong, I just
couldn't remember the real spelling. And I'm far too lazy to use a dictionary :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:55, archived)
# or google
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:59, archived)
# sorry for being a cunt
it's a funny picture
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:59, archived)
# not a problem.
I knew it was only a matter of time till someone's pedantry got the better of them. I'll just have to set Fred on you again, is all.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:03, archived)
# hahaa!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Geo-fizzzzzz
Ooooh I've popped a wet one.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:58, archived)
# I'm an archaeology student and my boobs aren't...
Ok well yes, they are big, but thats not the point :p
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] No matter how many alien ships you destoyed...
...they'd always get you in the end

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# That explains alot about Tony. Always thought there was summit funny bout him!
Woo :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Read
some David Icke.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:51, archived)
# ever heard of Clem Snide?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:52, archived)
# is he related to Arse Icle?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# no it's a band
that sing a class song called 'The Ballad of David Icke', with the immortal line, 'the secret rulers of the world stole my girl'

but 'Test Icicles' are another band - and they rock too
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)
# I got a couple of David Icke books cheap off eBay the other day
must start reading them

there`s a bloke used to work here reckons he was on to something big, and then went a bit mad

I`m hoping it`ll just give me a laugh
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:59, archived)
# your account has been tagged. they're watching you.
watching...




watching...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:01, archived)
# excellent!

*whips out Mr.Happy and gives them something (small) to watch*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] If computer games were real....would EVERYTHING be low poly?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# haha
mmm tasty hummus
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# mmm tasty brains!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# mmmmmm bop.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Hahhaha!
Classic
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# guess what i'm hungry for?
so quick, so dirty
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Dogbeard Pillwheatos?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# weeman pillows?
Best of all the nuts
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Dogbeardeo?
/confused
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# mutt hat pills piles cushions!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# yes, all of those things
WINNER!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)
# pissonbushawesomebearddrugsofallshapesandsizescheerioswithsomerandomnumberabovethem?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Yay...THIS^
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)
# piss tache 'E' o's
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)
# *strokes*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# stroke away
*sits back, relaxes, puts feet up*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# new! stroke away!
for getting rid of those pesky stalkers!

ten times more effective than stroke-b-gone!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:46, archived)
# my grandad tried stroke-b-gone
but it didn't help, he still dribbled like a loon and had trouble standing.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:48, archived)
# did you stub your toe?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:50, archived)
# nah
i stuck my tongue on a battery
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Ah!
that explains it.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:04, archived)
# dog beard mdma cheerios?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)
# hey i got it!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# *snogs*
well done
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# phwoar!
*snogs back*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# repost repost repost of boobies
they said the boobies were to big
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# He
has one of those vibro-beds, wow!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# god..he'll repost it again now


look look it's fixed!

/refluffs
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# no more repost
naaaaa had enough
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# hmmm!
If I was any good at animating, I would throw in a tongue movement!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# You
don't need to be good at animating, just use your tongue muscles! Why your lovely girlfriend sticks with you, I've no idea ;¬)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# You leave my lovely girlfriend out of this.
Otherwise I'll bring your lovely Mrs into it.

Hah and Pfft!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# boobies
i tried i couldent do it
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# the first version was a little big
but reposting so soon is an offence against nature sir. You will rot in Hull.

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Yay!
Kill it! Smash it with a hammer!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# This is excellent.
I rest my case.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# He seems to be very happy
about the verdict, so much for judicial impartiality among finch-monsters
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Sooper!
:¬)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# *grin*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# haha
the beak doesn't have a beak!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha what a cheery fellow
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Fantastic
as usual
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:00, archived)
# work in the abbatoir was getting to Richard
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha nice hat.
It could be worse...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# what ya doing Georgie?



(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
# I made this earlier
Old skool tunnocks boy - but his tea cakes levitate so I didn't post it.



(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha!
magic tea cakes!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)
# haha brilliant

and a braw hat :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)
# thank you

I had a Mick hat, so thought I'd better have a Jock hat too!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# hahaahha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)
# I need help
I want a skanking emoticon for MSN.

The best I could do was


Can anyone do better? And as much as I hate to give out my e-mail, can you send it to [email protected]

Send me ANYTHING you like aswell, inbox gets lonely.

Thanks
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# what's skanking?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
nothing wrong with that one.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
# did you say
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
# no it was
[email protected]

*fires up MailSpammer 2006™*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# rederects back to here.
aparently we are his skanking emoticon bitches
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Ha a ha.
Yes, but the amazing and unbelievable skills of the people here at b3ta are far superior to anything i could ever do.

does shameless flattery work around these parts?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# yes
i guess i can do you a sausagebird emoticon
(but showing us your titties would work better than shameless flattery)


(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# i am outraged
i am far too young for you
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:59, archived)
# you're at least 16 no?
safe then
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# is your real name
Janet Dobinson?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Walt Jabsco
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Oh dear
An invitation to B3tans to send 'ANYTHING'.

*runs and hides*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# I'm serious
anything at all.

anything.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# are you GoldenFanjita in a skirt?

*builds up to full fwap*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:52, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# I've probably got one somewhere, I'll try and get it.
'Lo by the way, did you get on the radio yesterday?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Hiya
yeah, i was on the news show later in the day

said something along the lines of "i failed french, i prefer subjects like english 'cause you like, already know it"

sounded like a retard.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Pfffft.
How'd you get on with the results?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# hmmm
2 A*
4 A
4 B
2 C

not too badly. how did u do?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I bit worse that I thought.
A*, A, 5B, C, 4D
Still enough to get into 6th form though so not too bad.

Well done you by the way. :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:52, archived)
# that is good!
well done to you too, and good luck in college

:)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:00, archived)
# mmmm
cheetos.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# nice
thanku for your email...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternooning!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha, fucking class
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# more frogs that aren`t crazy!
yay
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# haha 'noon :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Still at work
Damn you and your holiday based free time
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Arf :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:56, archived)
# ozzzzzzztrailya
Hey hey.....nice to see a pic of my home.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# a firm pat
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# that's
fooken

awesome!

Woozle!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# haha simply brilliant!
nicely done that man
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# cor blimey guv!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG!!!11!!!one


CFB

Edit: Yes I know those are hydralisks. I couldn't find any zerglings.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
#
aaaaargh!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
it's the spong that does it!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
*breathes*
hahahahaha.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla
Made me laugh out loud there...

got caught too.

Damn!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# !
haha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
# what happened to that poor man wasn't funny.
But this is hahahahhaawoo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# yes
°)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)
# I dunno
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Squeeze!
Squeeze those boobs!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# WOO!
I lurve teh Beattie
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# haha super!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# where'd you find this pic?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Hats off
for Dick Beattie!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely been done (and better)

CFB
And on that note, I'm going to bed.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24, archived)
# woo! i aint seen it yet
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# I found that site the other day :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)
# yeah i found it about 20mins ago :D
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# it made me happy inside
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# this^
and am high on coffee, so double happy.

edit: it must be b3ta. there's tunocks and blessed and everything.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# We're just that good
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# true
teehee
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
#
beeeeeeeeeeelm
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# mnnnnngh!
*spacks out*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Haha, what the fuck?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# *belms* in appreciation
mnngggggggg
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24, archived)
# My state is orange.
My new state is green.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Sorry I forgot to woo
:)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# My state is socialist.
Mmmm that's good welfare
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# mmmmm.... socialism
gglgllllllaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh
homer simpson noise
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# On that map?
Or just as an average colour of the whole state?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Yeah, we have red states and blue states
adn green and orange ones.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Oh, politics?
Not sure what the orange would be for. Over here it's the lib dems. I think the world over it's the colour that symbolises the other party, you know, the crap one that never gets in.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# "independent"
perhaps. We don't really have 3 viable parties.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# I'd find it hard to say that
you even have one viable party... Democrats dont' seem to be able to make a stand and are still far to right wing for what I would judge to be "sane" people and the Republicans are, well mostly plain crazy. Excuse me. I'll get my coat.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha- no need
that's about it in a nutshell
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# There was a fascinating article in yesterday's Globe and Mail
(Canadian broadsheet) talking about how Bush (the "Toxic Texan") has been one of the best presidents in terms of forming the Canadian identity, since it's quite clear that "we don't want to be like that".
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:46, archived)
# show me the way to go home
i'm tired and i want to go to bed.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Show me the Waitrose amaretto.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Yes but
how do i get there?

I need someone to show me the way you see.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaaha
you`ve killed all the songs!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# heh
pearost time
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# ...
EWE WOOO
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Davidoff sell cigarettes aswell
They look like the type of ciggie a
pimp would smoke!!

WOO!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Hmmm after all those years of monitoring teh quo
I realised I had missed the real threat completely.....................






(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Twisted fire starter
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha Revenge is mine!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# *giggles* not yet got revenge, just got a big redex ;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:22, archived)
# yay¬!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24, archived)
# that`s lovely
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# What about all the things that Hitler was good at?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:19, archived)
# HAHAHAAA!!!!!!
HAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!
I've laughed so hard I've almost choked on my Rocky bar!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# the yo-yo, traditional austrian dancing, mass genocide, tropical plant growing.

and he made a mean victoria sponge.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Don't forget the watercolours.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Nawww
he was a shitty artist, that's why he went into
the dictating profession donchaknow
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Very nice
and I'm sure not in anyway related to this one
www.b3ta.com/board/5039560
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# oh shit
thats miles better
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)

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