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# dubi ddoooo bihh duuuhh
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Hahah, this is frickin' brilliant!
*highly commends*
*tries to explain to others why she is giggling helplessly*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# What big eyes you've got.
That's great. And you can tell it's classy 'cause it's black-and-white.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# that has a certain
chump manbear quality about it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Very true sir
Well spotted
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# arf..
X 10

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
#
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
# oh how wonderful.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# *gropes*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Quick and dirty

And maybe even a little obscure.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Haha!
Iron tablets!
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# hmmm,
not as obscure as I thought....
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Brand?
Morphine Richards
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# I would like
Tefal-low that with a better one, but can't
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# WARNING!
BLACK STOOLS!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Or
Sum
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# still working
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Wow, sexy
woo etc..
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Mmm
reminds me of Kate Bush.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# It's an old photo of Traci Lords
but I see what you mean :)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:38, archived)
# hoho
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Pub then tea?



Or tea then pub?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Tea at the pub
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# You are the deviL!
AICMFP
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# A touch dear,
perhaps?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:19, archived)
# No, my
husband might get jealous, dear ;)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# eat while you walk
meat & chips!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# I fucking LOVE
meat 'n' chips.

I like the way it's called 'meat' - not pork, chicken, beef, lamb or any identifiable animal. Just 'MEAT'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# usually mixture of pidgeon & rat
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Mmm
weil's disease.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# She should probably see a doctor about that
The drinking problem is one thing, but I'm pretty sure urine isn't supposed to be black :/

Edit: How rude! it is of course 'woo'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# It's Guinness
& cos it's a woman, it's probably Extra Cold
(her drink, not her urine)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# If you eat enough mints you can feel the mintyness in your willy
when you go to the toilent next. Trust me.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# like if you wash with that "mint source" shower gel
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Ouch
That is all


I found this out a couple of years ago
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# I found that out at Download this year.
A minty cock brings a tear to my eye.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:42, archived)
# How's she filling that glass then?
Dirty bitch and woo
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# *passes cloth to wipe mind*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# And her thighs.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# now, now, talk nice:
That's poular recording artiste Little Nell
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# From Rocky Horror?
I'd never have guessed. Very nice anime though
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# The very same,
although I haven't seen the film.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
Over rated tosh, and the source of every wedding disco nightmare
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# 1. pub
2.tea

3.

4.profit
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# this is my life

i found a five pound note on my way home from school the other day.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# School?
What are you doing up!

Evenin!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# yo!
it is getting late - but i though fuck it, i'm in a shit mood anyway and tuesdays are always shit anyway...!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# AICMFP
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Are you at the stage where things don't cost in pounds, but pints?
With a rough conversion of 1 pint = £1.20. So you actually found 4.17 pints.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# i wish
the pints in my pubs are costly

which is why i only drink vodka and apple sourz :) cheap and lovely!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# ...
both?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Fried Goodness
AAAAARRRGH!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# make him drip grease!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# good idea
He should have his little legs wiggling too.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# don't get me wrong
I already like it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# That's a very exact fork
It even has an outline to show it where to prod :o
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# oh yes
how clumsy of me
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Heheh, cute little fella
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Cue the starting sequence
for 1980's Grange Hill! Woo!
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# hahahah
:)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Found this free "graphics tablet" on top of a
jar of Nutella this morning:



Using a pencil, this works amazingly well (even for an untalented idiot like me)!

Although I would prefer a B3ta version of it:


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# You forgot the
spunking cock.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# I started doing a cock
but thought that was too obvious. Not that shark/bridge/heli aren't obvious.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# I likes obvious.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Real
Definitly real..
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# 'ning all
Tablet's borked.I hate laptop pads...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# That's her quote me happy happy quota all quo'd out.
Nice ani :=)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# how precisely would one identify an act of god with enough certainty to stand up in court?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# If he's driving
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# me likey
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# I'd love to ring them up
and say "I have a blue car, quote me happy" and refuse to give any other information on the basis that their adverts showed people getting quotes on similarly scanty information.

I have never done this, but if I do, I shall record it in case it is funny.
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:19, archived)
# I'm not sure if blue is a happy car
Tell them it's yellow
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# hmmm.....
**steals idea... gets tape recorder...



ah.


slight problem.


where on earth am i going to get a C90 at this time on a Monday night....
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# NING!!
First animation ever, go easy.

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# my flat mate is a cunt
i want to watch.. the bob dylan documentry... yet he is watching some shit drivel show a=on another channel

what should i do ?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:13, archived)
# stand next to him
naked, sighing.
always used to work for me, my mum was appalled.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# this
and arf!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This^^^

Also,

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Yay!
Well done :)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Thankee!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# well done!

*hugs all round*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# will do
i just noticed the paintings on your site sir... top stuff indeed !..
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# cheers chap
2 people have actually bought a painting each aswell!
The fools!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# i did just get my student loan in aswell
if only heroin wasnt so moreish
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:20, archived)
# hearing that!
*taps up*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# apply shovel to flatmates head at suitable velocity
you should then find the t.v yours to watch
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# kill him
then drink the blood from his skull

that got mine to shutup for a few minutes
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Beer and B3ta.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# I reccomend..
repeatedly thrusting towards the general direction of his/her face so that he/she will be inclined to move away from your telebox. If that fails sit beside them, clap with the back of your hands and try to eat your ear(mong noises are optional) untill they move.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# start crying
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Is he watching
Wanking The Dead?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# its either itv
of 5

*spits on ground*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
tell him you have always fancied him and you are going to bugger him senseless.
He will hit the door faster than sh*t off a shovel !
If not you're fooked !
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Make him look at Joey spacking.
He will never want to leave his pc again.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# better than any animation ive made
then again ive never made any, still good though
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Yay!
Spack time!
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:13, archived)
# *spacks out*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# as i believe one is saying.......
BELM!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# a-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly......
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!

I love you!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# That is
fucking ace!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# tis a pleasi-ure
to be sure
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# haha
who doesnt ?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# par excellance
as they say in hungary
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Wonderfuel
woo yay!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Hahah!
'tis braw!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# You draw the bestest legs.
Sparklin'
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Haha!
Isn't she really tall, though?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I want to have your children.


Then again, I am from social services, and have noticed the strange aroma eminating from your small one-bedroom, whore-infested Soho flat.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)
# infestation would insinuate that i cannot look after my
many, many whores, you are wrong. I love them all like my sweet, sweet, many many, very very dead children.

*strokes whores*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Oh ok, that's fine then
Social services only deals with alive children.

Ha, one of those embarrasing little office mess-ups! An annoying little loophole! Oh well!

*whistles*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Not mine.... and probably only funny to us norm iron peeps....
so tis linky

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/windiesNI.jpg

ohhh.... have we got a troll?

good... (clicks ignore button)

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:08, archived)
# yes
and a cuntfucktwattard he is
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:09, archived)
# yay for trolls!!
EDIT: whoops... they were meant to be up there ^^

the pink lines will make for an interesting break from the shades of grey.....


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# i like the start button

that is all
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# yup.. although I think whever did it should have had
a few landrovers....

and arms dumps...

(whoops... thats right they are all "gone" now)

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# cooee
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Cooeee!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Blimey
there's an old-skool name!
Welcome back!
How's you?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Hi!
I'm good, how's you?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:10, archived)
# read as I'm god
i thought you were being big headed
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Well, there
is that as well ;)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Superb.
Although the pubic thatch disturbs me...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Lully!
Well done mr connor!

Woo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# MUFF
MINGE
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# FANNY
FUD
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:08, archived)
# BOX
VAG
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:10, archived)
# MIMSY
TUPPENCE
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# tuppence
*running for the toilet before i wet myself laughing*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# AXE WOUND
SPAZ HOLE
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# are you
a hedgehog watcher?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
woo!

NDFW sheirly
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:09, archived)
# hehehehe
gawd bless ya!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
# WHAT
ITS THE ANTI CHRIST KILL
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
:click:
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Does it give you pleasure to know you are unloved?
If so you must have spunked by now.
*clicks ignore*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# everyones just put you on their ignore list
well done your now as unpopular in cyberspace as in real life
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Wher r al teh picaturz? =(
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Tonay?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Nah... he did things with panash
powerfully, ignorantly, cuntingly annoyingly awful panash
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:05, archived)
# or panache
even.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:06, archived)
# even spinach sometimes
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:08, archived)
# or pancakes


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:12, archived)
# boobies!!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Time for Sir Mortimer Chris to make an appearance I think...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:06, archived)
# cunteth offeth
twatuth
pleathe
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Don't you find yourself rather pathetic?
Do not have anything better to do with your time, like dress up in your mother's clothes and masturbate to the thought of breast-feeding?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# "Coooeee, Jesus, it's me, Aunty Christ!"


Scarier than the devil!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:01, archived)
# jesus repost!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# hahar
how ironic, jesus endorsing ham.
tee hee
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Jesus
wasnt a lesbian vegetarian
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Cheeseus
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# it took me far too long to get that
now i feel thick
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:03, archived)
# hello
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Shouldn't you be in bed?
It's obviously a school night.
And don't forget the plastic sheet.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Response and a half.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Hi
Welcome to my ignore list..

Goodnight
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:02, archived)
# random messages
eat at asda you cheap twunts
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Tosser
*unfluffs*

*stabs*

*refluffs*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)
# *sigh*
pink line
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Oh fuck it's Tonay
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:01, archived)
# .
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:01, archived)
# can't you see
your not s'posed to do that^
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:07, archived)
# and
its not even tuesday
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# bought meself a graphics tablet today
good lord theyre fiddly
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:57, archived)
# HAHAAA!!!
First thing I saw on the board!
*cleans drink from screen*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Haha,
he looks like he's having a hard time there!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:04, archived)
# They ARE fiddly!
And I've lost the pen thing that went with mine, so I'm back to a mouse again.

Probably best.

Woo to your lovely picture. The anguish is perfect for the caption :-)
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:05, archived)
# FP this
H A R D

Woo to you sir!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:16, archived)
# thatll always be the dream
sadly im too big

sos the image

...*gets coat and leaves*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Brothers and Sisters, rise up in protest
No More Will & Grace!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:57, archived)
# Well done
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:58, archived)
# you've been here over 2 years
and learnt nothing of our ways?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:59, archived)
# /talk
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:59, archived)
# really
maybe they'll show more "Everybody Loves Raymond" and I can spend my friday nights spunking over that instead
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:00, archived)
#
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(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:56, archived)
# ooh, tell me i've started a bandwagon
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:58, archived)
# No.... no
No Bandwagon... moce along
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:58, archived)
# i like bumpkins i mean pumpkins
fridge magnets of gloucestershire bumpkins are on ebay be there or be square
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:56, archived)
# god
you could at least link it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:56, archived)
# No.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Write this down in your copybooks now
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:55, archived)
# wooo
Rb=rhubarb
Mr=Man!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:56, archived)

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