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# Eh??
Deleting entrys is bad, shame on you Mr Quo party man.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Hmm.
I plan never to listen to that artist.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# I quite like him...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# ...
I don't get it

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# had to be done - as it is happening this week


plus i cant be arsed to add a toilet pic - as it would pprobably be goatse related and thats getttin old

*hides - finds £20*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:43, archived)
# bcb in dyslexic carnage!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# it's ok
it's on the welsh page
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha.
touché bbc wales.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# sorry
bit spacked out :)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# It takes some doing to get seams on a white rectangle ...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# In fact, this valiant effort of dirtifying
deserves a Woo!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# my hummus died back in feburary
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# mine died
with my goldfish 3 weeks ago
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# World Hummus Shortage in Wales
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# yeah
noticed that - just a lil feckup on my half
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# This is confusing me
Windows apps but a Linux-like taskbar?

(woo though)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Hmm, of teh
confuz0rs.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# pop music anyone?
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:43, archived)
# nah i prefer the more modern
snappy stuff, doesnt have the same crackle as the old stuff
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Hehe
and Damien Rice isn't quite pop music,

i think..
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# is it snap or crackle then?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# *thinks*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# communist!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Dog Piss
This is what my test was for

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# ADD
MORE SEMEN!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# I started out making something funny
but I lapsed into old habits halfway through. It's not very good though.
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# I think thats very fucking good
Have a woo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Gah!
I know someone who actually did that...

He has a half-inch diameter hole in his hand where he "branded" himself...

fool
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# looks like a corned beef person
covered in living tissue, much like 'the terminator' only without the corned beef
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# mmm
bolognase
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# [C]Go Nazi Team!

"waterfowl vs nazis"
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# whatnow?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# What would Dan Brown say?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# "cockthirsty"
probably, the great, fat gayer

edit: how rude, tis well woo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# he'd say
"It's a fact there were gambling dogs at the last supper. Fact, I say."

then he'd go to the bank (again)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Whippy's brewing one up


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)
# thats syncs perfectly with what im listening to...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Really?
Umm, what are you listening to.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Some shit I wrote.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:43, archived)
# And me!
#Water of love, deep underground,
gonna carry that love all over me#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Doodles I did in art history today
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# i love
that one in the bottom centre of the first link. looks worryingly imperious...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Nice.
The big moustache guy reminds me of something from a Miyazaki film for some reason...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Woo
!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# the horse with pecs was strangely ren and stimpy- esque
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Left a little message on the road


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Teehee.
That's rude.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# inspiring
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# good work my man.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# imagine crashing your car into that
then having to fill in the insurance forms detailing what happened
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# hahaa
"I crashed into a penis!"
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# and
right underneath it there was a man-hole...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# a giant brick penis no less
whats that mr insurance man? i can go and do what to myself?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# You didn't...actually
...like...leave it there did you?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# uh
*wistles*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Hurray for bricks in the middle of the road!
now do the same on the railway lines but with bigger bricks!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# How we laughed as the motorcyclist died, bleeding by the side of the road.
CUNT
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Accually,
it's just around the corner, it's impossible to get enough speed and DIE over it.

so.. anyway, it was on the side , roadworkers will be there tommorrow taking it away
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Just round a corner ... fucking genius ...
Just when the bikers are at their least stable or able to take any avoiding action.
Oh it's okay if they don't die. Just a broken arm or maybe a leg. I hear paralysis is a bag of laughs.
CUNT
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Trust me they won't
it's not something i want. I SHALL MAKE SOME MORE PICTURES OF THE PLACE SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT, (and will check for blood traces)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:57, archived)
# It looks quite flat.
I don't think even a biker could manage to have an accident on it.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
# you'll even have to shift a lane first
everybody always stays on the left,I'm not in the UK

how do you think i can build this stuff at 9 pm?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:04, archived)
# I prefer the neville's comp -waterfowl vs nazis
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# good idea.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Yes
I like this compo better too
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Oh, that Nazi's really fucked now
That bird's about to bust some baaaaaad feathered moves on 'im.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# christ
look at their cold, dead eyes :o
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# dirty DIRTY Vic Reeves
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Mind pissed
I thank you
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# pffft
*high five type thing*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Why does Vic Reeves
keep barging in on Ant and Dec?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# He's seeing if they need help wiping their bums
Ant and Dec three years old you know
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# YAY!
finally a great one!
Bless you and your many many wives.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# they're the same person!
I've always wondered why you never see them in the same place at the same time...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# AAAAARGH
it's like Loki the two headed jokster god
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Captains Log, Stardate......

yay! 1st with an obvious old joke from Viz!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Cunt
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# fuck it
have a woo and yay even though theres a national shortage and i cant even water my car now
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] double gag whammy
this is indeed a terrible compo though

pfft
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
#
I like it, yay.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# teehee
top notch.....now make it move biatch!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# meh
i have been up since half 5.... spent about 5 hours on coach and in dullard art galleries... and have to do a 5 month project for tomorrow morning in the next hour...(which i havent started properly)

can i be excused
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# apparently
this year is a bumper year for craneflies...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# i dont think i saw 1 last year
i have seen loads this year. and my flatmate leaves the window open. i hate my phoboia... its making me teh ill.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# testing
testing
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Tory! Tory!
;)

edit: fuck me - posted before your picture even appeared

I AM URI GELLAR! FEED ME YOUR SPOONS
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# *throws spoons at you*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# where`d his picture go?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# you must have broken it with your mind powers
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# I must learn to enhance this power

*strains*

*makes a mess*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# hehe
*offers a tissue*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# I'm guessing..
You imagined you were in some crap anime.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# havn't come to politics
give me a break, man. Just testing now for a post in a mintue

SHUT UP with the poltics, jesus
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# a pic of Ken Clarke outside number 10 with the headline "Labour defeated"?
you started it*!


*in the future
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# --
Dunno what your on about, a nice image in my mind tho. aahhh
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Wasn't he in Family Affairs?

edit: Have you considered a career as a rodeo?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# iSketch, anyone?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# What's going on?
/bangs monitor

Bloody picture keeps going.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# My personal unofficial compo
"Waterfowl vs. Nazis"


My German is atrocious*

(*non-existant)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Who won?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
worthy of chinstrap himself
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Weeee!
I am a wedgie, that's a new one.

Ace pic as ever.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahahah.
That duck looks rather pleased with himself.
I know I would be if I'd just wedgied Hitler.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Pfft Woo!
And on a side note, your Pavlovan response picture nearly got me kicked out of my psychlogy lesson, i salute you :)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha
please do explain further. I is intruiged
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Well, the teacher started talking about pavlov
and i just thought of the 'Is that a pavlova' cartoon on your site, and so burst out laughing, no-one else understood, so i had to explain with very poor diagrams, and a referral to your site :)

EDIT: loking back, it was a lot less amusing, as things are when you recount them...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# No
I find that intensely awesome. I love when I cause infectious laughter in others.

That then gets them into trouble
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# hehehe
/is probably the only one who gets it
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# arf!
cheers!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# hes
a doughnut?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# I will join in this compo.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# I's had a thought
If you enter the "unofficial compo" just stick "waterfowl vs nazis" into your post, and glassco.cx would pick it up, so's it might be possible to "judge it". If such a thing were "desirable"
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# write a script that trolls the board and saves them all off
*gets a chubby just thinking about teh scriptz*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# yep
I was thinking just that.

*gets his hairy perly PHP gloves on*
*rubs self*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# now its gonna get good
go HM!!!!!!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# le canard sur la table
or something

woo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# ha ha
Nev' strikes again!



woo!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Crapper!
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# I had a dream about Jamie Oliver last night.
We were in a big dark hall with a few other people dotted about not paying attention to the mediocre ambient band that was playing on a stage at the far end.
He was lying on the floor and I was sitting next to him and I leant over and kissed his ankle and told him to smile.

I don't know what this means.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# it means he gets paid too much money for doing nothing of consequence
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# You must be ill...
... not least 'cos you didn't swear once in that post.

(unless anyone counts "Jamie Oliver" as a swear word)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# simple really
the dark hall is a metaphor for sexual congress, the few other people are the camera crew, the ambient band are the cheesy porno soundtrack, and kissing his ankle was just the start of proceedings. You dreamed you starred in The Naked chef! AICMFP!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# His wife was sitting over the other side of the hall,
watching us.
I bet she was fwapping.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# COR!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# I thought it was Jamie
that had the lisp? And why was Jools flapping, anyway... was she a duck in your dream?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# A L'orange
of course.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Filthy

Don't invite the Quo to a party at yours. The gets will piss in teh bath!

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# please
add more seams.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# There are seams?
Point them out to me.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# thats not seams
its the quo's natural aura of impending doom
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# exactly.
Thats right, only very clever people can see the aura.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# i highlighted a few in red for you
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# ?
Why has no one not commented on the quality grouting and lovely fluffy towels?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# is it fluffeh teim?
^_^
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Yes
Always.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# my my my, what lovely fluffy looking towels
and as for the grouting....
perfection! 10 gold stars to you sir
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# *Claps*
Durrr Stars!!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# thats lovely grouting
and those towels look nice and fluffy
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Thank you
I would like to also thank that twunt from Cillit Bang for keeping it white.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Yay, Status Quo!


Mmmmm, M&Ms and Lost, i like that combination.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Dick etc.
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edit/ as it's toilet related - compo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# arf!



woo!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# haha I can`t believe I laughed at that
have a biscuit! one (ONE) of the following:

1. custard cream
2. custard cream
3. custard cream (broken)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Um
I'll take the garabaldi
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# oh dear god
I found some Hitman & Her shows on my old Betamax tapes... talk about cheese!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# are there any "new" betamax tapes?


; )
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)

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