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...if it had a wooden leg, would it be from a cat o' log?
Felinicious pic btw
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Felinicious pic btw
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for some reason 'sweet jesus!' was the best response I could have asked for with that picture. ;)
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sweet jesus. So are parsnips if caremelised. Mmmmmmm parsnips and smash.....
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I actually laughed out loud.
FRONT PAGE THIS OH MIGHTY BIG PEOPLE OF B3TA!
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:08,
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FRONT PAGE THIS OH MIGHTY BIG PEOPLE OF B3TA!
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*hummus rides away into the sunset*
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So let's all take photos from google of random people and make them look stupid.
![](http://members.lycos.co.uk/qgamer/spack.jpg)
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This this this this this this this this this this this.
This.
(the October bit... not the freak bit)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:56,
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This.
(the October bit... not the freak bit)
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two of mine are just out of shot on the right and left
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while holding a silver ping pong ball with his teeth
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:58,
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i'll never be good enough to do the silver ping pong ball mouth purple condom inflate.
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Here is a selection of just sixteen, from 120-odd. For bigger and better photographs, click here, please.
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The rusty old tractor waited for its seeds to sprout and bring forth a new race of tractors that would make a better world than the humans. Those who remained were left to contemplate reality with the burden of a mirror to serve as an eternal reminder of their failure.
The End!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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The End!
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I'll feed him and pet him and get him to fetch bricks!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:48,
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Random thought: They'd better hurry up and make a movie about him so Johnny Depp (or whoever you prefer) can play him...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:50,
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And it was Stephen Fry who played him, and perfectly cast, I thought.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51,
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Fry could have played him, considering that the mad buffoon considers himself to actually be the modern day Oscar.
I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
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He gets a lot of mention where I live having been imprisoned just round the corner from my College
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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... someone I know who lives in Reading.
Thank you very much.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:57,
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Thank you very much.
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I suggest you go pester someone else, with a repleat biscuit barrel perhaps.
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...how about an abstract thought concerning a cookie that will change the way I perceive the universe?
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03,
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One of the only reasons I am at University, is so that at the end
I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
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been through the cap and cape bit, stick at university and you get different hats (floppy ones, not just mortarboards) and fancier capes as you progress
It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:56,
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It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
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have a cow riding a crap car!
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is timed perfectly with my Weezer song
we are all on drugs
and i think i can figure out why eh?
woo!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:36,
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we are all on drugs
and i think i can figure out why eh?
woo!
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Excellent tongue and spong work. Is that a chevrolet pacer? It deserves to be crushed.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:38,
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fantastic phrase!
ill still be giggling at that tommorrow!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:40,
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ill still be giggling at that tommorrow!
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It's a '1979 AMC PACER WAGON'
You were close, so only get 5 points in this round.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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You were close, so only get 5 points in this round.
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I'm not familiar with yankee wagons. I just remember standing on street corners in Ontario laughing at how ludicrous they were back around 1980.
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I just 'Wiki-ed' it and found out that both its doors are a different length!
WTF! No wonder they sold so few of em....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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WTF! No wonder they sold so few of em....
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LoG
do you meen laws of Gravity?
edit: and how very rude!
a woo to you and your life of guys
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:29,
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do you meen laws of Gravity?
edit: and how very rude!
a woo to you and your life of guys
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compared to my usual 'talking out of my arse'
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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parents would always tell me to answer them
and then when i did they would yell at me for backtalking
i was so confused
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:33,
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and then when i did they would yell at me for backtalking
i was so confused
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But now... sure it can mean that.
Infact it makes it funnier.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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Infact it makes it funnier.
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and only your 2nd post?!
Lurker!
Oh, and woo/spack etc....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:29,
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Lurker!
Oh, and woo/spack etc....
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Lurked like a lurking person, and only felt this was just about good enough.
sorry
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:34,
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sorry
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coming up at 12:00am to signyfy me being 21.
It took me 21 seconds to make.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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It took me 21 seconds to make.
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The rule is to keep images/files below 250kb or link to them. Nice image but I'm sure it doesn't need to be that big.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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animations lessthan 250k
stills no need to be over 50k
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:35,
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stills no need to be over 50k
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i didn't even relise this post was such a good animation, sorry
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:39,
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Excepting maybe being exposed to the super-evil that will form in the void of the internet and destroy us all, the deadly Lemon Tubgoatse. All is forseen Etc.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:41,
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but at this rate, i'll be taking my student loan to my grave... mwah hah haha ha recurring
edit: woo to the spidey strobe
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:58,
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edit: woo to the spidey strobe
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see you in another 2 years. when i work out the linky thing.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:38,
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there is also no need to repeat the subject, you can type anything in there, even 'wank monkey' as long as you are replying to the correct post.
As for linking, just use a standard html link as in a href="www.anyoldshit.com" this is my link/a ( enclosing all of that within to make the html work )
edit:/ it's hard to display html tags because well, the tags work and youy don't see them, just google html link tutorial and you will understand what I mean
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:42,
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As for linking, just use a standard html link as in a href="www.anyoldshit.com" this is my link/a ( enclosing all of that within to make the html work )
edit:/ it's hard to display html tags because well, the tags work and youy don't see them, just google html link tutorial and you will understand what I mean
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cheers Z i'll link it. do you want me to delete this one?
I'm so so sorry you're on dial up.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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I'm so so sorry you're on dial up.
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no mate, you can leave it for me. I'm on 10MB cable ;)
It's generally better and more courteous to resize the image then repost it smaller ( both physically and in actual kb ) as a consideration to the stone agers and dial up users.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:58,
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It's generally better and more courteous to resize the image then repost it smaller ( both physically and in actual kb ) as a consideration to the stone agers and dial up users.
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< and >
trouble is - i can't tell you how i done that...
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trouble is - i can't tell you how i done that...
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bit big though really - dialup users will be lookin for you bum
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woo to "The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:21,
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...featuring the super-bong-of-death?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:23,
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I did your Dr Who morph request
*rumages around photobucket*
EDIT: here you go
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:18,
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*rumages around photobucket*
EDIT: here you go
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I must admit i've not played with squirlz yet. All this learning i'm supposed to be doing keeps getting in the way.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:21,
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we aim to please!
Anyways this is my 4997th post, so I'm going to go away and think about what to do in 3 posts time...
Also it's one month today until my 2nd b3taday - I wonder when my candle countdown starts :s
EDIT: Badgers you say?
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Indeed it is difficult to go wrong with a fine badger!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:23,
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Anyways this is my 4997th post, so I'm going to go away and think about what to do in 3 posts time...
Also it's one month today until my 2nd b3taday - I wonder when my candle countdown starts :s
EDIT: Badgers you say?
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Indeed it is difficult to go wrong with a fine badger!
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May I suggest badgers? You can never beat badgers for celebrations of any kind.
Birthdays! Weddings! Bah Mitzvahs!
It's badgers everytime.
Edit: Great work! And well done for not using up another post!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:27,
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Birthdays! Weddings! Bah Mitzvahs!
It's badgers everytime.
Edit: Great work! And well done for not using up another post!
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...a tyranny of Schulz, a pentecost
Speaking tongues of fire,
Inflaming our desires,
Watching as we die on our own cross
And he still hasn't managed to kick the bloody ball... go figure.
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What he is now... may god have mercy on you all if you e'er speak his curse, 'Good Grief'.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:32,
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*tries to kick football, misses*
by the way - you're possibly sick
and
the doctor is in
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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by the way - you're possibly sick
and
the doctor is in
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though I'm not so sure even Lucy's sage advice can do any good here
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:47,
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He dosen't get any respect even as a god of doom or something.
I don't really like 'em either, they're so darn depressing
(The first one ever)
Here comes Charlie Brown
Good 'ole Charlie Brown
How I hate him!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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I don't really like 'em either, they're so darn depressing
(The first one ever)
Here comes Charlie Brown
Good 'ole Charlie Brown
How I hate him!
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I've recently been kidnapped by the Swedish, to engineer their sinister space program devices, but I have escaped and brought you all this!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:10,
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lol, you problably wont be the only one shouting that tomorrow!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:14,
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reminds me of Mickey Monk and his monkey spunk moped, later converted to run on leopard's fanny batter.*
* for some strange reason.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:14,
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* for some strange reason.
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but what program did you use to do that banner further down the page? the one where it says fanfackingtastic or summink...
cos i am rather jealous
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:26,
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cos i am rather jealous
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macromedia flash pro 8. Then Ulead Gif animator 5 to convert to gif and finally used Jasc animation shop 3.5 to finish it off ( as in resize and optimise. )
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:48,
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in a way would prefer to meet one of those then a real bear ;) at least then all it would want is any spare mouldy bread i have on me rather then myself!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:13,
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Top Tip: try not to lol too much. you might get some flac of the b3ta crustys.
*fires flac cannon*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:14,
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*fires flac cannon*
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Walter wants one too, he'd ride it to serendipity and back.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:17,
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Woo, yay and not a little Hoopla!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:16,
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Beethovan's 51st parallel on ClassicFM, isn't he?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:12,
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he's listening to BB king fool EVERYONE knows fockses rockses their sockses to the blues! besides that's a doob he's smoking.Look at him hidig behind those aviators. pretty soon he'll start the free-form vocal be-bop jazz.
then you'll be sorry. oh yes, you'll be sorry.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:19,
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then you'll be sorry. oh yes, you'll be sorry.
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Ok, its my first post, and its shockingly bad. But I tried... not that hard, but I tried...
It would have had Mr. Goatse in, but I couldn't bare to look at the picture for that long.
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Cheers all, I'm honoured by the woos..
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My first post was the titanic jumping out to eat the guy in that "is it real" picture.
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I continue to try and find my style of drawing in paint. I decided to draw all the main characters of LoG.
More LoG can be found here: bodders.34sp.com/log/ and in my profile.
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It's a fine medium to work with. My personal favourite as demonstrated Here. Better than these photoshop using plebs*
*May not be true
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:04,
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*May not be true
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www.b3ta.com/board/5234812 get in here you loon.
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I'll have a go at them one day.
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used an old mangel to print with.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:25,
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Does it get boring sitting on eggs all day?
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in my day we used to smear boot polish on tin foil, how times have changed
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:02,
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sounds almost like you're describing a scraperboard, but coming from you, I doubt it. Must be a reference to something painful and disturbing that I'm too naive to recognise.
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