Just out of curiosity...
...if it had a wooden leg, would it be from a cat o' log?
Felinicious pic btw
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Felinicious pic btw
hehe
for some reason 'sweet jesus!' was the best response I could have asked for with that picture. ;)
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mmmm
sweet jesus. So are parsnips if caremelised. Mmmmmmm parsnips and smash.....
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Yay!
I actually laughed out loud.
FRONT PAGE THIS OH MIGHTY BIG PEOPLE OF B3TA!
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FRONT PAGE THIS OH MIGHTY BIG PEOPLE OF B3TA!
The far right's entry for the Ideal Home Show
*hummus rides away into the sunset*
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*hummus rides away into the sunset*
Because it feels like it's nearly christmas.
So let's all take photos from google of random people and make them look stupid.
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^ ^ This ^ ^
This this this this this this this this this this this.
This.
(the October bit... not the freak bit)
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This.
(the October bit... not the freak bit)
my friend pete made that one actually
two of mine are just out of shot on the right and left
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I thought he might be inflating a purple condom
while holding a silver ping pong ball with his teeth
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:58,
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yeah right
i'll never be good enough to do the silver ping pong ball mouth purple condom inflate.
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I went on another Heritage trip today. As usual, I packed my camera and took lots of photographs:
Here is a selection of just sixteen, from 120-odd. For bigger and better photographs, click here, please.
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Here is a selection of just sixteen, from 120-odd. For bigger and better photographs, click here, please.
As man returned to the sea
The rusty old tractor waited for its seeds to sprout and bring forth a new race of tractors that would make a better world than the humans. Those who remained were left to contemplate reality with the burden of a mirror to serve as an eternal reminder of their failure.
The End!
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The End!
Oooh! Just what I've always wanted!
I'll feed him and pet him and get him to fetch bricks!
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Lovely punnage
Random thought: They'd better hurry up and make a movie about him so Johnny Depp (or whoever you prefer) can play him...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:50,
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They already did.
And it was Stephen Fry who played him, and perfectly cast, I thought.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51,
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No one other than
Fry could have played him, considering that the mad buffoon considers himself to actually be the modern day Oscar.
I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
Really? I gotta see that some time
He gets a lot of mention where I live having been imprisoned just round the corner from my College
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That has just reminded me to speak to...
... someone I know who lives in Reading.
Thank you very much.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:57,
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Thank you very much.
I don't possess any cookies to hand out willy nilly.
I suggest you go pester someone else, with a repleat biscuit barrel perhaps.
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Shame...
...how about an abstract thought concerning a cookie that will change the way I perceive the universe?
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Hello you!
One of the only reasons I am at University, is so that at the end
I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
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I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
hello *waves*
been through the cap and cape bit, stick at university and you get different hats (floppy ones, not just mortarboards) and fancier capes as you progress
It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
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It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
by way of apology for posting silly sized pics....
have a cow riding a crap car!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:28,
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have a cow riding a crap car!
that
is timed perfectly with my Weezer song
we are all on drugs
and i think i can figure out why eh?
woo!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:36,
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we are all on drugs
and i think i can figure out why eh?
woo!
hahahaha
Excellent tongue and spong work. Is that a chevrolet pacer? It deserves to be crushed.
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"tongue and spong!"
fantastic phrase!
ill still be giggling at that tommorrow!
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ill still be giggling at that tommorrow!
Nope
It's a '1979 AMC PACER WAGON'
You were close, so only get 5 points in this round.
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You were close, so only get 5 points in this round.
sorry
I'm not familiar with yankee wagons. I just remember standing on street corners in Ontario laughing at how ludicrous they were back around 1980.
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No probs
I just 'Wiki-ed' it and found out that both its doors are a different length!
WTF! No wonder they sold so few of em....
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WTF! No wonder they sold so few of em....
by
LoG
do you meen laws of Gravity?
edit: and how very rude!
a woo to you and your life of guys
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:29,
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do you meen laws of Gravity?
edit: and how very rude!
a woo to you and your life of guys
backtalk is a marked improvement
compared to my usual 'talking out of my arse'
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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my
parents would always tell me to answer them
and then when i did they would yell at me for backtalking
i was so confused
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:33,
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and then when i did they would yell at me for backtalking
i was so confused
I didn't mean it...
But now... sure it can mean that.
Infact it makes it funnier.
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Infact it makes it funnier.
2 years, 4 months, 16 days
and only your 2nd post?!
Lurker!
Oh, and woo/spack etc....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:29,
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Lurker!
Oh, and woo/spack etc....
Silly Spam thingy i made
Lurked like a lurking person, and only felt this was just about good enough.
sorry
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:34,
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sorry
There is a crap spazz, by me,
coming up at 12:00am to signyfy me being 21.
It took me 21 seconds to make.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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It took me 21 seconds to make.
Over 300kb is a bit OTT
The rule is to keep images/files below 250kb or link to them. Nice image but I'm sure it doesn't need to be that big.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:31,
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no it isn't
animations lessthan 250k
stills no need to be over 50k
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:35,
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stills no need to be over 50k
i'm on 56k
i didn't even relise this post was such a good animation, sorry
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:39,
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56k is the most evil of evil thingies
Excepting maybe being exposed to the super-evil that will form in the void of the internet and destroy us all, the deadly Lemon Tubgoatse. All is forseen Etc.
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wow - i'm only on 12k
but at this rate, i'll be taking my student loan to my grave... mwah hah haha ha recurring
edit: woo to the spidey strobe
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edit: woo to the spidey strobe
Silly Spam thingy i made
see you in another 2 years. when i work out the linky thing.
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Andrew
there is also no need to repeat the subject, you can type anything in there, even 'wank monkey' as long as you are replying to the correct post.
As for linking, just use a standard html link as in a href="www.anyoldshit.com" this is my link/a ( enclosing all of that within to make the html work )
edit:/ it's hard to display html tags because well, the tags work and youy don't see them, just google html link tutorial and you will understand what I mean
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:42,
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As for linking, just use a standard html link as in a href="www.anyoldshit.com" this is my link/a ( enclosing all of that within to make the html work )
edit:/ it's hard to display html tags because well, the tags work and youy don't see them, just google html link tutorial and you will understand what I mean
andrewspaccy48
cheers Z i'll link it. do you want me to delete this one?
I'm so so sorry you're on dial up.
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I'm so so sorry you're on dial up.
hehe
no mate, you can leave it for me. I'm on 10MB cable ;)
It's generally better and more courteous to resize the image then repost it smaller ( both physically and in actual kb ) as a consideration to the stone agers and dial up users.
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It's generally better and more courteous to resize the image then repost it smaller ( both physically and in actual kb ) as a consideration to the stone agers and dial up users.
you are probably looking for...
< and >
trouble is - i can't tell you how i done that...
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trouble is - i can't tell you how i done that...
spack related and woo to it
bit big though really - dialup users will be lookin for you bum
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:32,
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bit big though really - dialup users will be lookin for you bum
/me remembers evilx software
woo to "The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:21,
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Were they the same people who made ganja farmer....
...featuring the super-bong-of-death?
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ooh, hello!
I did your Dr Who morph request
*rumages around photobucket*
EDIT: here you go
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:18,
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*rumages around photobucket*
EDIT: here you go
Excellent stuff! Ta!
I must admit i've not played with squirlz yet. All this learning i'm supposed to be doing keeps getting in the way.
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Thankies kind sir
we aim to please!
Anyways this is my 4997th post, so I'm going to go away and think about what to do in 3 posts time...
Also it's one month today until my 2nd b3taday - I wonder when my candle countdown starts :s
EDIT: Badgers you say?
Indeed it is difficult to go wrong with a fine badger!
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Anyways this is my 4997th post, so I'm going to go away and think about what to do in 3 posts time...
Also it's one month today until my 2nd b3taday - I wonder when my candle countdown starts :s
EDIT: Badgers you say?
Indeed it is difficult to go wrong with a fine badger!
Ohh congratulations!
May I suggest badgers? You can never beat badgers for celebrations of any kind.
Birthdays! Weddings! Bah Mitzvahs!
It's badgers everytime.
Edit: Great work! And well done for not using up another post!
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Birthdays! Weddings! Bah Mitzvahs!
It's badgers everytime.
Edit: Great work! And well done for not using up another post!
A Tyranny of Schulz that love has lost...
...a tyranny of Schulz, a pentecost
Speaking tongues of fire,
Inflaming our desires,
Watching as we die on our own cross
And he still hasn't managed to kick the bloody ball... go figure.
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...a tyranny of Schulz, a pentecost
Speaking tongues of fire,
Inflaming our desires,
Watching as we die on our own cross
And he still hasn't managed to kick the bloody ball... go figure.
I think he used to be
What he is now... may god have mercy on you all if you e'er speak his curse, 'Good Grief'.
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auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhh!!!
*tries to kick football, misses*
by the way - you're possibly sick
and
the doctor is in
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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by the way - you're possibly sick
and
the doctor is in
There's a fair chance, yeah
though I'm not so sure even Lucy's sage advice can do any good here
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Poor one-boobed Charlie
He dosen't get any respect even as a god of doom or something.
I don't really like 'em either, they're so darn depressing
(The first one ever)
Here comes Charlie Brown
Good 'ole Charlie Brown
How I hate him!
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I don't really like 'em either, they're so darn depressing
(The first one ever)
Here comes Charlie Brown
Good 'ole Charlie Brown
How I hate him!
Oh noes!
I've recently been kidnapped by the Swedish, to engineer their sinister space program devices, but I have escaped and brought you all this!
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ditto
lol, you problably wont be the only one shouting that tomorrow!
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ahhh
reminds me of Mickey Monk and his monkey spunk moped, later converted to run on leopard's fanny batter.*
* for some strange reason.
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* for some strange reason.
i'm sorry for this message hijacking...
but what program did you use to do that banner further down the page? the one where it says fanfackingtastic or summink...
cos i am rather jealous
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:26,
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cos i am rather jealous
I used
macromedia flash pro 8. Then Ulead Gif animator 5 to convert to gif and finally used Jasc animation shop 3.5 to finish it off ( as in resize and optimise. )
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lol
in a way would prefer to meet one of those then a real bear ;) at least then all it would want is any spare mouldy bread i have on me rather then myself!
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indeed
Top Tip: try not to lol too much. you might get some flac of the b3ta crustys.
*fires flac cannon*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:14,
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*fires flac cannon*
my mate
Walter wants one too, he'd ride it to serendipity and back.
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Wowsers - a duck-billed fluffybearEpuss!
Woo, yay and not a little Hoopla!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:16,
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He's listening to
Beethovan's 51st parallel on ClassicFM, isn't he?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:12,
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nearly
he's listening to BB king fool EVERYONE knows fockses rockses their sockses to the blues! besides that's a doob he's smoking.Look at him hidig behind those aviators. pretty soon he'll start the free-form vocal be-bop jazz.
then you'll be sorry. oh yes, you'll be sorry.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:19,
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then you'll be sorry. oh yes, you'll be sorry.
All you prints are belong to us
Ok, its my first post, and its shockingly bad. But I tried... not that hard, but I tried...
It would have had Mr. Goatse in, but I couldn't bare to look at the picture for that long.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:01,
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Ok, its my first post, and its shockingly bad. But I tried... not that hard, but I tried...
It would have had Mr. Goatse in, but I couldn't bare to look at the picture for that long.
Thanks for all the woos
Cheers all, I'm honoured by the woos..
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LOLLILOPS
My first post was the titanic jumping out to eat the guy in that "is it real" picture.
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Life of Guys Ep 9: Yay!
I continue to try and find my style of drawing in paint. I decided to draw all the main characters of LoG.
More LoG can be found here: bodders.34sp.com/log/ and in my profile.
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I continue to try and find my style of drawing in paint. I decided to draw all the main characters of LoG.
More LoG can be found here: bodders.34sp.com/log/ and in my profile.
Top paintmash!
It's a fine medium to work with. My personal favourite as demonstrated Here. Better than these photoshop using plebs*
*May not be true
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:04,
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*May not be true
And crosshatching too apparently.
www.b3ta.com/board/5234812 get in here you loon.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:57,
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Woodcuts always look a lot neater than pen and ink.
I'll have a go at them one day.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:58,
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lino cuts are good did some at college years ago turned out well too
used an old mangel to print with.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:25,
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That's brill! woo!
Does it get boring sitting on eggs all day?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:58,
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Does it get boring sitting on eggs all day?
lovely
in my day we used to smear boot polish on tin foil, how times have changed
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:02,
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*fails to understand*
sounds almost like you're describing a scraperboard, but coming from you, I doubt it. Must be a reference to something painful and disturbing that I'm too naive to recognise.
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