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# sooper hampsters rulz
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# but what if
he gets bored

maybe he will cause havoc so that he can return to restoring peace

dangerous having animals like that
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# hm
but he's not a supir hamster... just super

and hes called justin

i have serious doubts
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# "And would it kill you to get some proper food in?"

After many years of attempting to salvage their relationship, it looked like the marriage of Pacman was doomed
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
#
looks good to me
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Serves him right, sexist twat
Woo to your pic tho.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# "There's a ghost in my house, a ghost in my house...
a ghost of your memory..."
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# He should get himself down the market
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# woo and yay
I like this

*clicks magic button*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
wooo

yay!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# awesome
lol
woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
top hummus
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# he was a challenge on ready steady cook
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha, nicely done again squire - and congrats on the fp!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Ha, didn't realise..!
Ta :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# That, sir,
Is cocking ace.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# that is most
fab
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# heehee - i did almost the exact same thing for an old compo. mindpissed!
in fact it's freakishly similar - same over-the shoulder angle, only my fridge was sparsely filled with shuddering blue ghosts. I'll post it later when i get home. :P
well done on the FP, this is really nicely done! *dances*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Er,
I think you'll find that was actually me.

God, I hate you. :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I would very much like to see that
to know to what degree and from what height I pissed on your mind :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Wantonly, and from quite high! :)
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Heh
Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ :) I love the expression on the ghosts faces :)

Ah, the above confusing correspondence becomes clear now - you *are* Cunting for Agatha :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Arf!
Congrats on the FP! That's ace to the limit!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# I've been roman around the office today :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# he looks a
bit skeletorish
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Pretorian?
Very Nice

Woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# This should have been much better, but it wasn't . . .



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# GROAN!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# jings!
it tingles!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Pfft!
Never has one man, said so much, to so many, and meant so little....

Can I pick a number please?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yes


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Can you do 26 please?
:D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ouch!
I'm so glad I came back to see this! :(

I thought you'd been improving until this! ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# they can't all be stonkers
like this . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# comfit? ris? Am I being incredibly thick today, or are your puns getting harder to 'get'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *sighs*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# I was not aware of the term 'comfit'. Now it makes sense, so have a belated 'hahaha' and also a 'pffft - woo!'
;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
#
go-won dave spell it out for him! ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# You're northern right?
Liqorice Torpedoes?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# no
he lives near me, the big monger . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I didn't see that earlier.
I used to love comfits, and all their aniseeeddddyyy goodness!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# was a while ago
just before this . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hahahar!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Cor!
TLH has swapped brands of haslet . . . this is MUCH nicer!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Jeepers!
what make is it? tescos own brand is panny.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Morrisons
I think, it's the crusty end bit and it's Master peppery!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Braw!
I got my lunch from Morrisons today, Morrisons makes bazoo baguettes, their bridies are not very master though as they use pig meat, which shouldn't be used in bridies.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, dave, with this, you are really spoiling us..
no, really, you are
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# arf!
woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Ah well
Bactrian drawing board
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# no cause for a llama . . .
Happy B3taday!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I hope I haven't been b3aten to it.
I don't usually do wandbagons but i couldn't resist.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# this is a sub par bandwaggon
Judge John Deed was too, but Little Chef wasn't.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# deed
bandwagon was ace.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I cant read that!
was it funny?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# fuck
"injury lawyers 4 U"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# it says 'injury lawyers 4 u'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# lets join seams

.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Here, fishy fishy fish.
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Perfectly seamless
Woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Japanese eat lots of fish
Lots and lots of fish.
You really can’t imagine how much fish they eat.
In their newspapers they run stories about chips and beer make you smart. It’s all a conspiracy I tells ya.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i think it should read
60% of the brain is formed of 100% fact!

but brainy babies are a worry... throw them in the river for the sake of your local evil master.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# A smartlike child race will only push us out of the job in 20 years
make all kids daft.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Whale food
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Whale spotted in Thames..
Sorry!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# bit of shite floating in river is not news
!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# He is
(mostly) a twat!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# What is the deal with the last two posts?
unrelated?

Edit:
*checks RSS feed*
b'duhhh
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Theres a Whale inb the Thames
A Pilot Whale, apparently.

He's must be a pretty shit pilot to end up in the Thames.


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# did he fly in and drop by parchute??

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Whatever next?!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# oooh
close...
but fake - it was a whale.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Airwolf
FUCK YEAH!


woooooo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Is that Airwolf???
(Woo BTW)

Edit: It is!!!
*now humming theme*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# back to HOf
bloody millwall fans
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Just spotted in London

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall is on the other bank.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# WOO!
And a YAY!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# i like that icon.
is it a frog?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# yeah
i've been looking for a page with all the available ones on there must be loads now
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# it's a shame they stopped doing the seasonal coloured ones.
they were fun.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I think the first special icon was a P45 icon given to Dr Phil as
she was the first to hit 10,000 posts

www.b3ta.com/board/491739
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# He is a fucker
for a bit of fish you know.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I think maybe he knows.... ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# why am I not getting this?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Because you didn't read my post
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# and now I have
ta~
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaa
nice
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
blubber for all!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# huh ?
did i miss something in the news ?

DURRRR Woo !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# did you not know how this works
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# would!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# got a toshiba?
ha ha! tis woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# ..
That made me chuckle like a brother.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I'm really sorry - I forgot to optimise
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# mustang sally!
:) ris?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# heheh
que sera sera?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I have no idea
What you are talking about!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Trilbeeeey!
Calling from a cave!



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Trilby
coming round the mountain when she comes
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# triliant!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# lame attempt to mount bandwagon
NEW designer compass, for the pschokiller in your life...



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# go west
Petshops boys made him do it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Seamless
Yo I can't see no seams
Yo' so skilled, you gleam
You musta take hours to prim and pream
Those wicked stupid fly super cool photoshop skillzor!

No really
Funnily enough, I'm not a professional rapper.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Quick, tacky..
but I like it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# we close our eyes
we never lose a game
imagination never lets us take the blame...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# What's with all the song quotes today?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# i always sing when i'm happy :)
but i just heard that mustang sally guy just kicked the bucket
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# in response
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Scampi?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# If Were going down this route
An oldie


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# ha ha ham toucher!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# based on a comment by
griffin saver down there...(and while your down there...)



sorry i know its terrible


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# yay!
don't open it!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# grins evilly
*tampers with lid....*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# After Ross Kemp's Accident & Joanne's Breast Surgery Botch

The radical surgery allowed both to live full productive lives...
Just see how happy they both look!
There's Always a Back Story - What's Yours?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg
that thing gives me teh fear
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# No, no, no, no, no!
Everyone knows that Ross Kemp is a *right* tit.

But have a 'woo' anyways...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# haha....
Should have flipped the image! Didn't think of that line!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# If only she'd got both out
you could have put phil on there too
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# it seems to be going this way today
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I bet his victims got a blue circle
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
#

/no knowledge of skateboarding
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# he he
TJ: one of you BBC News shoppers shouldn't miss this golden opp...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm

edit: arr teh piss - see down there a bit
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Everyone is posting this EVERYWHERE!!!
*Explodes*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# They're having a whale of a time doing it too!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# *Groan*
*SPANG!*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# yet nobody has shopped it yet!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I actually knew about this an hour ago. My friend spotted it and called me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Did he get on the 'Blower' to you?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# something fishy about all this...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# he called him right (hump)back
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# That joke served no porpoise.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# stop harpoon on about it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# let him
hes basking in his glory
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ok, but only for a little whale longer.
sea what I did there?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I did, and i liked...
...in fact a little bit of sperm leaked out.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# can't think of any more puns.
I wish I had a bigger brine...
oh look! I can see the bottom of the barrel!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# I heard he was crying when he heard about it...
or maybe it was just a blubber..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# next, you'll be making
me walk the plank(ton)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Did you bother to put it on your news based web site?
or did you keep it to yourself?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I just dribbled a bit and then
put the kettle on.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# That is exactly what I would've done
and then an hour later told everyone that i knew about it an hour ago
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Aaaarrrgh
I'm too busy and tired to do a BBC shop today.

And grumpy.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# maybe...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha, "go-go super soft focus lens!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ok, own up. Who pushed Prescott in the Thames?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# coffee
all over everywhere
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That would be funnier if you put a birthmark in the shape of a cdc on her face
I would do it for you but i don't have the skills, hummus or talent
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Yes, maybe people are born with a full face of make-up. Silly ad.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I don't get it


/wah.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# i was born with blue eyeshadow on and purple nails.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# As it's Friday, have a doodle.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# have one back!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Verr nice, have another...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# redex!
sketch battle!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Running low on sketches (and yours look better then mine you shit)!!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *hides in shame*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I hope I'm not being a brown nose...
but your stuff is really good... (though I've not been on b3ta for about a year now.)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ^ this ^
Kez has all teh skills
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I liked the Pirate Girl....
Does Jolly Jack still frequent these parts?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# you can normally catch him just before home time
between 4:30 and 5 :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Unfortunatley i seem to always miss his stuff nowdays
either at work or in bed when he posts
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I was trying to make a character for a flash anim and I drew this:

Then I remembered where I'd seen it before...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *Sets alarm*
I hate that talented bastard!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# have one of mine too
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Verr groovy... have my last (and most rushed one)

EDIT: He's supposed to be a circa 1970's pimp.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# perty!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# ...
That is Plihur, an evil flesh-eating demon species of the Yupeb hell dimension (Just outside Hull)

Same dimension origins as Pete Burns.

AICMFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Pete Burns just had his Gorilla jacket taken by BB...
I still would though.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)

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