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# Lo, Ning and Greetings mornin' shifters!
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Derwent says hello.
Thismorn' I've been quietly evaluating a website at
college, and listening to an assortment of musics.

How's your morning been so far?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:18, archived)
# outstanding
received 2 copies of sonic for the ds in the post, for nowt, then got told i'd made it to the next stage of a massive job! YAY!
nice blob.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:22, archived)
# excellent well done! Good luck for the next interview/stage :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hurrah!
My morning is ok... a bit bored at work, but nothing new there.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Hello Derwent.
Well, so far today I've been on two buses. One of them was bendy. I arrived at work. Made and ate some toast with lashings of butter and marmite. Had a cup of coffee. Hada glass of water. And now, I'm going out for a fag. Nice to meet you.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Hello Derwent - are you related to the CBeebies blobs?
well
I had 3 weetabix and a banana for breakfast
I forgot to kiss my good lady goodbye so I'll be in trouble for that.
I nearly killed another driver when I pulled out in front of him on the M4.
I was nearly killed when somebody else did the exact same thing to me.
I got to work before my boss, so that was a bonus.
I have a stiff neck.
I've had 3 mugs of tea, but have not yet made one myself so probably my turn next
I got a bit frisky wehen a female colleague showed me a bruise on her thigh
I've eaten an apple.
My eyesight is blurry.
I have a sore jaw for some reason or other.
I can't concentrate on my work as my boss is nattering to somebody about account plan maintenance.
I've just realised that this isn't a blog* so I'll shut up


*I don't have a blog - maybe I should get one
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:44, archived)
# the...
faces of our witnesses have been blurred to protect their identities...





Dont know why this was stuck in my head, i was just reading about the danish cartoonists potentially being taken to court... nevermind..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:03, archived)
# repost time
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)
# i..
laughed and woo'd heartily at this yesterday when i saw it here.. showed it to people at work and they didnt get it..

not one of them had ever heard of a magic 8 ball... freaks, lol.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:08, archived)
# fools

and how rude - woo to your pic
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:09, archived)
# *Prepares for Jihad by loading Ghost Recon*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Right! Who burned that?!
My very own first post - bad gif quality but not sure if everyone can view alpha transparency of PNG [IE crapness prevails].Anyhoo, hi all and thanks for all the pics - you turned my weekend frown upsidedown.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:34, archived)
# From the "I can't believe I'm repoing this early" collection


Morning all you sexy posters.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:11, archived)
# you must mean me, I'm sexy
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Indeed.
Perhaps too sexy for your own good.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Fuck me, I just actually seen mohammed...
I just actually seen mohammed...And no wonder they are defensive about him.....

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Haha, what a freak!
Also, does anyone have a link to Rofl's Kahtomb Club? It slipped off the front page today just as I was about to show a friend.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Try the popular page
or glassco.cx
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Found it
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:13, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:59, archived)
# stop that!
oh, b u r n s. As you were.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)
# haha
looks like something from Sonic on the Megadrive
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)
# tesco value...
...master system shirley ;¬)

'ning!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Alex Kid in Poundland

ning
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:28, archived)
# good ning everyone
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:42, archived)
# nice kitty
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:43, archived)
# aggghhhh cat
that is fucking scary

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:44, archived)
# ha ha!
and with that i go for my morning ciggie
with a smile upon my chops
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Arrrgh! He growing human hands
With those he could conquer the World!
Woo! ...and Mornin' mornin'
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)
# omg those teeth are disgusting
.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Ning Doc

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)
# The transplant went well
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:40, archived)
# its lully
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:41, archived)
# That is just a photograph of me
What's the joke?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:44, archived)
# get your hair cut hippie!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:46, archived)
# He looks a bit like Sting here, don't you think?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:36, archived)
# "You don't have to put on the Red light"
'Ning all!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning.
You well?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:40, archived)
# I am indeed sir! not too bad at all
more than a tad busy, but thats a good thing?

your good self sir?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Busy and ill.
Last night was all Gin and tonics, today it's all lemsips and clementines.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)
# gin and tonic! drink of the Gods!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:46, archived)
# and lemsip and clementines, for dirty anal sods
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)
# mmm Gin
my favourite gin...

www.hendricksgin.co.uk/
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:47, archived)
# I have a Tesco bottle with a white label which simply says
GIN



I decant gin into it though, it currently contains the dregs of a bottle of Beefeaters, although I like Plymouth better - Tesco's London Gin is very goo - much like Gordans used to be before they dropped the alchamahol levels
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:53, archived)
# try some Hendricks
its fucking outstanding
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)
# SWMBO
won't stand for me spending £25 on a bottle of Gin.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:00, archived)
# it is pricey
She Who.... what?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:02, archived)
# ...must be obeyed
.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)
#
*spies suspiciously for secret handshakes
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)
# ...
secretly gives hand gesture to order immediate execution and dispatch of war rocket ajax...to bring back your body*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:46, archived)
# typical man! you only want me for my body!!
*storms off in a huff
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
dang!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:49, archived)
# he does a bit
yes
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Okay, perhaps instead of 'He looks a bit like Sting here, don't you think' I should have said
I've 'shopped a shirt onto Beckham which says Wanka, don't you think'?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:41, archived)
# you should have a bit
yes
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Damn
Didn't think it was incredibly subtle.

What with it saying Wanka and all.

Never mind, we live and learn.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:46, archived)
# to be fair
I thought you'd shopped his head onto another body

rather than the other way around
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Nah,
just moved his arms about a bit and gave him a shirt.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Hi, I'm Barry Scott and this is my friend Jill.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:32, archived)
# :)
nice
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:33, archived)
# woo
you can't have a gang bang with only two people though.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:41, archived)
# you can if at least one of you
has multiple personalities
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)
# or 14 cocks
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Hi, I'm Barry Sutcliffe..
and Jill, you're a whore who needs to be punished...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Drug scummers must die


(with apologies to whomsoever did the original, much better chop yesterday, what I have nicked. But if I say I'm sorry on TV, that'll be OK I'm sure? You wont revoke my parole and bang me up for the remainder of my sentence?)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:27, archived)
# to prison with you for bumming!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:29, archived)
# *bums your embassy*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:31, archived)
# fontage!!!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Pfffft
Best of all the fonts, that's some nice anti-aliasing you got going on there too.

Ning!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning back at u
if you like that, try this for jpeg compression;


distortion hooooooo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:41, archived)
# 35k though
and it's a cracking pic!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Pretty!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)
# wooo
'tis good!

But wouldn't it have compressed better as GIF? I see lots of flat colour.
Or have I missed the point?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:04, archived)
# aye, you're most probs right
MS Paint in work is fun :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I like this.
Not a lot, but I like it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Heh heh.
Nicely done!

Was considering that one myself.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Your'e welcome to the pic
at least you acknowledged you used it, unlike some other cunts around here.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:40, archived)
# It seems my sister bought my son a toy for his birthday that shouts cock.


Hmm, Tourette Syndrome Toys©
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:23, archived)
# It also has Muu on there
I am deeply offended by this.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:25, archived)
# ha ha! COCK!!!
'ning all
and slight TJ
would anyone be kind enough to post me a pic
of smug bastad, pretty please :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Here
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Ta
:)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:37, archived)
# read the faq
there is a link to the smug bastard

unless, of course, you mean mr Cammeroon
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:35, archived)
# the F.A.Wha?
now i just have to convince my co-worker to
use it on the business lunch flyer she is
putting together.....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:38, archived)
# yes!
you do that!

then scan it and post it back on b3ta! yay!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Pacifist...yeah right!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:23, archived)
# heh heh! i always knew it...
so what do you think of western civilisation?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:29, archived)
# me or
muhatma "knee in the bollocks" ghandi?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:35, archived)
# i think Ghandi's reply was:
"it would be a good thing"
the cheeky sod

but while i'm here, any thoughts of your own to add?
:)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Jello Biafra for President!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Ace!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Ning!
Does this work? I doubt it. In fact forget I was here - move along.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:10, archived)
# RIS
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:14, archived)
# I think it is a reference to surgical reduction
such as Rhinoplasty.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:17, archived)
# you win a goldfish!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Yays!
*saves goldfish for lunchtime pie*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I expect to hear how tasty it was at DtF
Braw!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:21, archived)
# with chips of course
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:29, archived)
# very good!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:17, archived)
# it was inspired by watching that fat fuck on Channel 4 last night
whose idea of a diet was to eat KFC and Pizzas in smaller portions at a time
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:19, archived)
# fat people are funny!
*runs away from fat people.... slowly*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Odd
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Just woke up and notcied this
ideal time to bring out the pasty again

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:11, archived)
# love eggs

'ning
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Bindun
to death.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:59, archived)
# bindun
and ruth who?

/ex pat
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:00, archived)
# ..
knackers!.. missed yesterday..was too busy.
*runs from this excuse*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Ruth Kelly
She is minister for the department of screwing up your kids education.

/also ex pat, but reads b3ta for in depth political analysis
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:03, archived)
# ah I just looker at it
for CDC's and NSFW links
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:27, archived)
# bindun
and weren't you called summat else yesterday?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:04, archived)
# who me
I always was and shall remain feggish.
edit..need more coffee :(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:08, archived)
# mmkay
have more coffee :¬)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:18, archived)
# you can always assume it was done withing 30secs
of the picture being on news.bbc.co.uk
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Saw this on the BBC...


But I daren't make fun of it....bwahahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# someone did yesterday
but i did not know the source
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:12, archived)
# is ere:
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:22, archived)
# That's it stickman!
make her work
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)
# yet more mindpish woman stuff
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:56, archived)
# these are brilliant
more more more please!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha I think I've missed a couple
dig my garden is still my favourite
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:01, archived)
# she needs to be told
ace!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:10, archived)
# ha ha! class!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:30, archived)
# He won't be fondling her again in a hurry
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Today is my birthday and the lovely SugarSpunSister sent me this

ipod not included
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Yay!
That's lovely. Happy birthday!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:43, archived)
# thanks
*hands cake*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:47, archived)
# yay thats great!
happy birthday! :o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:47, archived)
# I especially like
the details of the eyes
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:58, archived)
# happy birthday! :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:50, archived)
# ta ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:59, archived)
# many happy returns
have yourself a good one!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:53, archived)
# thanks mate
I'll prolly be out doing nice things all day ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:00, archived)
# bugger that...
get pissed and make it up as you go along!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:01, archived)
# That is cocking ace!
Happy birthday - try not to move house again ;¬)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:54, archived)
# I'm trying
and so far, so good ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:57, archived)
# woo
happy birthday :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:54, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Hippy birthday.
And woo for Holly's domo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:00, archived)
# or dollys homo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:02, archived)
# *checks envelope*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:07, archived)
# ooh!
Ken?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:07, archived)
# thank you
hippy
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:07, archived)
# You're welcome
Jerk.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:08, archived)
# I suppose you want some cake too?
hamtoucher

*offers ham favoured jaffa cake*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:11, archived)
# By air mail too, how posh!
Happy birthday!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:19, archived)
# aye
I really don't know what planes they use to cross the North Sea. This one took about a week :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:25, archived)
# A helium balloon
possibly
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Flying cod!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
I wish I'd got presents as good as that!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:19, archived)
# 's very good, non?
and now I'm off for my fancy birthday breakfast
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:26, archived)
# happy birthday!
you lucky git
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Happy birthday!
And that is a most woo domo...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Twatted..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:40, archived)
# Serves him right
the beardy bastard - woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:54, archived)
# with language like that
you'll get your embassy torched!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Did you see that twunt who dressed as a suicide bomber has done time for dealing smack?
What a great advocate for the cause.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:01, archived)
# just found it,
twunt sums it up nicely!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:25, archived)
# but the gayers blood might make make everyone gay
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)
# I know the Blood Service are in crisis ...

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:31, archived)
# ...but only teh good aids?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:34, archived)
# pfffttt....
with accompanying spittle on screen!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:39, archived)
# ALL GAYS HAVE AIDS!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely animated!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)
# From my latest toon. [nsfw][nsfti]


Click the image to watch :P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 7:58, archived)
# chap throw a NSFW on that please
CHEERS, and woo now my boss has left the lab
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:06, archived)
# I hope you like it.
They are going to be short episodes, mostly because well, I lack free time.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:41, archived)
# that is really watchable
highest woos
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:18, archived)
# Thanks
I am hoping to excell in episode II.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Porn Links
Mega Titty ($1.00 Trial)
Amazon Shemales
Anal Sorority (Free Trial)
Exposed Celebrity (Free Trial)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:28, archived)
# who could possibly resist Mega Titty?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:30, archived)
# I'm trying not to subscribe to amazon shemales
but I really.... can't........ control..........my...........sssself!

*clicks*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:31, archived)
# I've subscribed to em all.
8::::D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:37, archived)
# u know
u love it :o)

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:37, archived)
# mega titty...
isnt that where judge dredd lived?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Nicely drawn, I guess
but sadly I am not a 14 year old boy, so I gave up on it rather quickly
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Hmmm...
Lots of 30+ year olds w/ 14yr old brains surfing the net. I should know.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:39, archived)
# I like the style
but I think it needs a little more of a story
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)

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