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2 points1. no it ain't, there are lots of seams, you idiot.
2. no it ain't, you just don't get it, you idiot.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:37,
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2. no it ain't, you just don't get it, you idiot.
*hugs*Aren't you nice
(
The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:39,
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I do.www.b3ta.com/board/5649341
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:50,
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you're cutting it a bit finehave you emailed me your address and proper name?
if you want to be number 16 then hurry up cause i'm going to the post office within the hour
(if you want to be number 16 then hurry up cause i'm going to the post office within the hour
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:53,
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*Opens email client*You do know that this IS my real name, right?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:56,
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No hamtoucher?*sulks*
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:42,
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well it's in herewww.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=H
although i don't quite agree with the pronounciation.
(although i don't quite agree with the pronounciation.
Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:43,
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You don't get to choose.It's mine, MINE I TELL YOU MINE! MINE!
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:44,
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I have included a handy tool for your reference
The official B3ta Sarcasm Gauge (TM).
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:52,
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oh dear lordy,well that's my 15 minutes of fame.
i do like 'good natured' however, that'll seal the wounds.
(i do like 'good natured' however, that'll seal the wounds.
Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:44,
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Good Natured? Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:45,
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apparently so.as oppose to bad nature such as earthquakes and hurricanes.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:46,
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So you're like the Mother Nature version of Good Aids? Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:48,
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it would appear so. though i imagine mother nature's been spending too much time flirting with father time.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:49,
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Have you seen that hillock he's been going around with?And at his age too.
You'd have thought he'd know better.
(You'd have thought he'd know better.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:51,
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I said I didn't get it ¬_¬No need to call me an idiot :)
(
Addyjoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:41,
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PoltroonAn excellent word, too seldom seen in this philistine age
( Baglady,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:41,
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The gangs of chavs in Exemeter could well carry that title.Or Brian.
He's a bit of a cunt too.
(He's a bit of a cunt too.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:48,
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Seams like a good film. Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:29,
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Believe me, I feel the full power of all 149k of static image-nessand it scares me
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:07,
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woohoo!vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvroooooom!
woo!
(woo!
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:28,
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Bother, bother, bother.You been to the post box yet?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:29,
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This reminds me of PotterPuppetPals.Oh, how that made me laugh so hard, for so long.
(
CaroWallis,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:32,
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That's what I was doing too!Bother, bother, bother!
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:39,
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noi'm still cutting a pasteing now cause i've got a few more people asking for them
*tired*
(*tired*
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:33,
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Thank God, I only have three to do!My fingers are covered in glue and ink. Looking good, though!
( CaroWallis,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:34,
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hmmmm....*counts*
15
*sigh*
(15
*sigh*
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:36,
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Flutters eyelashes in a '16?' kind of way. Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:38,
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RPSToday, I found 25 smiles. A little daunting approaching everyone, but definitely fun!
Linkified due to size
(Linkified due to size
stup0t,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:13,
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Oh, that's fantastic!Hurrah for you! You've given me a huge grin now!
Column Four, Row Five: Less of a smile, more like constipation!
(Column Four, Row Five: Less of a smile, more like constipation!
CaroWallis,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:15,
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hehyeah... I actually took 27 photos, he was on my last-to-put-in list. Just because of the closed eyes, really.
my favourite is column 1, row 4... boy did he want his photo taking! :)
(my favourite is column 1, row 4... boy did he want his photo taking! :)
stup0t,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:18,
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To be fair, he's the best looking of the lot!Except column one, row one. Phwoaaarrr! Would!
And the other guy just adds more humour. Fabulous!
(And the other guy just adds more humour. Fabulous!
CaroWallis,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:20,
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actuallyI've decided column 4, row 2 was my favourite person... he sold me my Dr. Pepper and Mars bar when I was getting short on energy. :)
( stup0t,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:23,
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Awww - he looks a happy chappy!Yay for the general public being cheery!
( CaroWallis,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:27,
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yaaaaaaaaaayi especially like the happy statue.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:15,
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that's lovelyboth the idea and the implementation :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:21,
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that is nice*26th smile*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:42,
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Para, para in the skyliving proof that shit can fly.
/Artilleryman
(/Artilleryman
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:12,
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Yay indeed. Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:17,
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Work in progressSomeone asked me yesterday how I drew TopUpTheTea
Lots and lots of blobs, then lots and lots of smearing.
I thought this blobs stage was quite pretty in its own right, so I'm posting it.
*is enjoying sudden-liking-for-drawing phase*
(Lots and lots of blobs, then lots and lots of smearing.
I thought this blobs stage was quite pretty in its own right, so I'm posting it.
*is enjoying sudden-liking-for-drawing phase*
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:07,
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I'd love one, yes (Thank you)(had to go to the cinema - it was rubbish).
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:12,
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is he still alive?i haven't seen him around for years
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:09,
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a b3ta member made it ages ago,got frontpaged too, it's awesome.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:14,
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thats wonderfulvery pretty. WOO!
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:09,
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ThanksYeah. They're inanimate. What could they have done? Whatever it is, they obviously have... that's the kick. You know when an idea makes you laugh your face wet but most other people say "Riiight..."? :-)
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:10,
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super smashing great,i like the idea of inanimate objects wreaking justice.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:03,
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i like the idea of wreakingjustice
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:05,
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wonderfuland i dont really know why
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:04,
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that warrants my new description ofsnazzular.
woo!
(woo!
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:09,
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even a robot has to rest his legs occasionally(
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:00,
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that's awesome!your technology knowledge astounds me
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:02,
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tech-knowledge-y?*re-lurks*
edit: how rude of me, what a lovely picture
(edit: how rude of me, what a lovely picture
Cunthorse,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:08,
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soup herb!first one in about 3 weeks.
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:04,
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that's fabI like it!
/edit: the first one is a bit Rivenesque...nice!
(/edit: the first one is a bit Rivenesque...nice!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:07,
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oooh, i haven't thought of riven for an agei loved that game... ta
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:19,
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me neitheruntil I saw your pic ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:41,
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not badbut the background could do with editing to make the movement look better.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:10,
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nah, the background could do with decompressing to look betterbut i'm not going to do that because it doesn't make enough of a difference for the size impact it has
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:18,
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flippin ace as usual
robot upgrades available soon been slaving into the wee small hours
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:16,
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I don't usually do this
but i got pissed off with a crappy photoshop tutorial so i went crazy and ended up with this, i call it, eggs in a thunderstorm
Sonic 2 and Knuckles,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:50,
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Silly Sandwich!Egg is not fires!
its very pretty
(its very pretty
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:52,
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looks more like"sparklers in hell"
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:52,
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i call it very nicebut a bit large for a still image
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:54,
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right you arebut i couldnt be bothered to compress, just pretend its an animation
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:55,
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here's an 18kb versionplease change your link to this one and be more considerate in future, it takes no time
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/abstractpic1.jpg
(www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/abstractpic1.jpg
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:58,
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^ thisand don't be so lazy in the future, it's simple courtesy
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:02,
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Since when was everybody on here such a size nazi?Surely the majority of people on here are net geek types that have broadband, thus it doesn't really matter?
:confused:
(:confused:
Addyjoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:05,
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there are still lots of people about on dial upi think it's 40% or so in the UK, plus some people surf on other services like GPRS when they're away from home, plus some people have bandwidth limits
and it's totally unnecessary. it took me 2 minutes to save it, compress it, upload and post and it's 18kb rather than 200kb
(and it's totally unnecessary. it took me 2 minutes to save it, compress it, upload and post and it's 18kb rather than 200kb
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:08,
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40%? :OFair cop :)
I was genuinely confused as to why it matters so much. Download limits didn't occur to me.
Cheers :)
(I was genuinely confused as to why it matters so much. Download limits didn't occur to me.
Cheers :)
Addyjoe,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:09,
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hehei popped up on GPRS the other week and it made me weep, brought the memory of dial-up flooding back!
i can't remember where the 40% came from, but it was only 6 months ago that broadband overtook dial-up in the UK, and a lot have limits (which i think i'd find *nearly* as distressing as dial-up :)
(i can't remember where the 40% came from, but it was only 6 months ago that broadband overtook dial-up in the UK, and a lot have limits (which i think i'd find *nearly* as distressing as dial-up :)
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:17,
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aaaaaaaaaaa*punishes*
seriously though. There are still a lot of 56kers and a lot of people have bandwidth caps. Besides optimizing it takes what? 5-20 seconds dependant on the program. You can't be in that much of a rush to post something.
(seriously though. There are still a lot of 56kers and a lot of people have bandwidth caps. Besides optimizing it takes what? 5-20 seconds dependant on the program. You can't be in that much of a rush to post something.
Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:08,
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if i was a mod i would link the imageand tell him on an edit on his post
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:02,
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This is brilliant, like straw on fire.How good a version have you got on PSD?
I'd love a higher res copy.
(I'd love a higher res copy.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:56,
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re: i don't usually do thisvery fireful! and nice!
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:57,
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they would survive..
inspired by, ehm, someone on the fp earlier on..
c_kick or, as some people call him,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:42,
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*Pokes*.It's 'Pearson' isn't it - just making sure.
( CaroWallis,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:44,
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ha ha those goats, the butt of so many jokes.
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:50,
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And they're always kidding around! Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:55,
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damn itewe baaaad boy
i know goats arn't ewes
(i know goats arn't ewes
Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:06,
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wellchanging the last part doesn't seem to work
( c_kick or, as some people call him,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:00,
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ahh scotlandsecond best of all the lands.
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:31,
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Did you pinch that from BBC News Scotland? If not, nice work on getting on there! I tried a few months back with this one. (linked due to ridiculous size)
EDIT: No, you didn't, it's slightly different, the one on there. Have a look (it's number four)
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:31,
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EDIT: No, you didn't, it's slightly different, the one on there. Have a look (it's number four)
Noit's mine! look here: www.pc-stuff.co.uk/pictures/wheel/
(
Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:59,
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nice! but didn't you post this a couple of weeks ago? ;) mugatu,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:36,
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I tried to make an animation from it, but it's not very good :(
shop the white and red bits outand that will work nicely i reckon
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:59,
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yeahthat's what I thought was the problem. I'll have a look.
edit- Done, it looks a bit better but a bit too shaky for my liking.
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:02,
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edit- Done, it looks a bit better but a bit too shaky for my liking.
hahahaha that's cocking shit!
erm, also piss. what a great combo!
i'd front page it. it's got everything a fp needs.
(erm, also piss. what a great combo!
i'd front page it. it's got everything a fp needs.
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:26,
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except for an extra 80k...*re-lurks*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:38,
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'noon b3tans
I hope you are all well.
mid process title frame for a little vid. Not me and he hasn't pissed himself.
Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:22,
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OooooooohThas lully. Whats the vid?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:24,
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Will be a biketrials vid.Me and some mates. Decided to use little vectors of each of us as titles. Works quite nicely so far.
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:27,
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OoooohAceness! Let us know when it's done : )
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:29,
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Is that you? Have you pissed yourself?Heh heh, seriously, I really like the style.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:25,
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WhyHave you pissed yourself?
( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:26,
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oooh you're a bit good at this!i like the round thing (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:42,
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you are too kindthats supposed to be a bush :D
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:48,
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that's a bit nice that isreminds me of GmoS's style
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:56,
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HahahahaYou're twisting his melon, man.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:58,
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hahahaTJ: how do I get one picture to appear in Firefox, and a different one in IE?
(
tipassoi,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:24,
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*dons apocalypse glasses* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:55,
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Can I view it through a pin-hole in a shoebox?Vere purdy.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:56,
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filter-tasticand still too fucking big for a still image
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:56,
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*gives you a fake 'tache*Yay for the board nazis! You're doing sterling work today : )
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:59,
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oooh well i am getting a little stroppy!i'm trying to do work, so i'm allowed to be a little pedantic!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:00,
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Hee hee, no shame in that.You're doing us limited-broadband-users and the dial-uppers a great service.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:02,
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Edge detectionAICMFP
( the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:09,
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Doh! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:22,
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I can seetwo clouds having sex
(
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09,
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After the last series finished, work was hard to find but some daleksused thier heads.... (or in this case thier plungers)
has to have ben dun, but its sunday, and the hangover is still kicking.....
(has to have ben dun, but its sunday, and the hangover is still kicking.....
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:35,
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Hahahahahawoo for hangovers.
And sorry for the threadjack, but you all really must hear this:
www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16
It's a tape recording of the speech Jim Jones gave to his followers to convince them to commit mass suicide. Bit hardcore for a sunday, but very interesting nonetheless.
(And sorry for the threadjack, but you all really must hear this:
www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16
It's a tape recording of the speech Jim Jones gave to his followers to convince them to commit mass suicide. Bit hardcore for a sunday, but very interesting nonetheless.
SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:48,
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Ha ha, quite.The slowed-down gospel music in the background is giving me the heebie-jeebies. A Derren Brown of his day.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:04,
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that made me feel quite sickhalf way through hearing the sound of children starting to scream and cry
(
harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:43,
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YupI had to turn it off after that, got a bit much. Full of fuel for the conspiracy theories though.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:49,
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Just listened to the whole thingChrist knows why. I'm with HarryFreeze on this - made me feel really sick too
(,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:59,
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No, I'm with you tooSounded remarkably interesting at first but it'd take a strong stomach to listen to the whole thing.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:02,
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ahahahahai love both that, and the blairy thing.
you are both masters of illusion.
(you are both masters of illusion.
MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:40,
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If he/she had better gluethen I could have the floating hand.
(
QuantumSheep,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:25,
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Would you really want it?It's covered in blood.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:26,
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she mumbled something about Walker
(again sorry for the crap post earlier)
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:29,
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hahahaspiffing!! i'm really liking these! hurrah!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:24,
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HahahahaWorthy of Agatha herself. These rule, m'dears.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:25,
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Sharp and brown and stickywhen that glass/jam sandwich passes through
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:32,
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he he he violence woo!
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 14:11,
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The TRUTH behind those abuse photos
hope this has not already been done
coder.keitaro I like pies!,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:13,
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mmm artifactshe he, i wouldn't put it past them.
( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile.,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 13:15,
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