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# moooorning

how do?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:33, archived)
# too early
but you get a clickety click for being so awake and topical
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:34, archived)
# suprise suprise
i made it yesterday but fell asleep rather than posting it
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:37, archived)
# Oh and you were right
That Creme Egg bar was 175% compressed sickly goop :P

Tea to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:39, archived)
# that tea's a bit dark
you left the bag in a bit too long

8/10
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:41, archived)
# it is

Maybe thats why I keep passing and moving on to the next one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:44, archived)
# I would love a cup of
(real) tea

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:45, archived)
# I am having
Earl Grey with a touch of Vanilla

I'll make another in a minute, want one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:46, archived)
# yes but you have to remember
that THIS IS THE INTERNET

and matter transfer is probabaly a few years away

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:49, archived)
# horrid tea
you need PG tips or english breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:58, archived)
# or sainsburys red label
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:01, archived)
# absolutely!
real stuff that is
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:06, archived)
# I imported shiteloads of the
stuff and then realised the milk over here is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:07, archived)
# gaaah you have no tastebuds
it's all about pickwicks earl grey :D
(hinch schmooo, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:54, archived)
# It lowers me in to the day nice and gently

I'm too fragile for a short sharp shock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:08, archived)
# haha
I wake up to 'classic rock' on radio bayern 3, that gets you out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:16, archived)
# 'ning
and it is brilliant blue sky here

not a cloud in the sky in any direction

EDIT: the car changes!

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:35, archived)
# hush!
you tried finding the same car twice, one with frost and one without??
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:57, archived)
# I have personally
owned 2 :)

EDIT: here

and

here

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:00, archived)
# then it's easy for you!
nyer!!

that smart car does not look frosty - it looks steamed up and they're shit so i wouldn't use them anyway! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:05, archived)
# chill
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
How can frost form when tea is here? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:54, archived)
# top work miss
That's great!

woo yay

and zzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# :) hehe
*stare at you holding your face with thumbs slightly touching your lips*grumbling:qin qin wo...but better after you shave your beard which will stab me painly...hehe




qin qin wo=kiss me
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# come on come on...

(ymmit, Wed 3 May 2006, 6:48, archived)
# larf
larf
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 3 May 2006, 6:50, archived)
# hah what a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Arf....
Pissed me off listening to him claim his innocence in a very unconvincing way yesterday...
Well Gary Glitter, if that is indeed your real name, just ask yourself why you are living over there in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:03, archived)
# haha yeah
"I didn't realise the legal age over here was 18"

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:04, archived)
# Hardly matters...when you violating an eleven year old..
...does it?
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:06, archived)
# ask Daz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:07, archived)
# I wish they
would hang him
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:25, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny 'cos he fucks kids!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:25, archived)
# whats blue and
fucks grannies?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:27, archived)
# Wayne Rooney
in an Everton shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 3 May 2006, 8:03, archived)
# Jesus...
And people moan about memes
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:07, archived)
# He knew it was only a matter of time

Before they got him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 3 May 2006, 6:44, archived)
# hey hey, look at me!!!

yay!! I can dance!!
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 3 May 2006, 6:12, archived)
# *joins in*
*increases hangover*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 3 May 2006, 6:14, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 3 May 2006, 6:56, archived)
# Bugger!


touched it up a bit :P
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:28, archived)
# which one
did you touch up?
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:33, archived)
# Fnar Fnar
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:37, archived)
# needs
more ambience



oops i mean ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:42, archived)
# amblumunce?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 3 May 2006, 6:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:11, archived)
# They want
dirty laundry.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 3 May 2006, 6:57, archived)
# /Champagne corks are firing at the sun again/
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 May 2006, 7:22, archived)
# shameless pearost



now please comment on my site

www.monkeyspoon.co.uk

it is lacking the vital content, but please tell me what you think
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:59, archived)
# The site looks good sir!
Although not enough photies for the likes of me :P
A thumbnail thingy below the pics would work really well I think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:09, archived)
# thanks
yes, my photography hobby has only just begun. i was going to make a flash slideshow, all singing and all dancing. but i have to hand a site in for my course by tomorrow, i only started tonight, oops
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:17, archived)
# I loiks that I do!
Top work sir. But not swirly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Er
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Marge in hotpants
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:27, archived)
# Shirley/Stanley/Starski?
Boobs in yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:07, archived)
# you can see it
but you can't milk it

woo amazing work
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:16, archived)
# Blaine's in for a shitty week...
(AdrianJ, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:05, archived)
# bindun
but certainly not as well as this.

HAVE A WOO
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:22, archived)
# And...
Sir Alan Cockface comes along and says "You're fired".
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Gotta collect them all !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:11, archived)
# spoof?
Is that what the hipsters are calling it these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:29, archived)
# hipsters ...arent they a type of trouser?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:31, archived)
# yes, and trousers are a type of spoof
EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:34, archived)
# i suppose you're too cool to be down with the hipsters then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:52, archived)
#
catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=299
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:01, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:56, archived)
# Spoof is a stupid euphamism
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:34, archived)
# What then?
Splooge?
Jizz?
Spuzz?
Spunk?
Baby batter?
(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:22, archived)
# ev-ree one's workin for the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:37, archived)
#


Some audio noise I made
www.b3ta.com/links/9480
Right there, right then
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:53, archived)
# You're losing your touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:57, archived)
# I'll touch you
if you're not careful. In a special place.

right there *prods*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:00, archived)
# *leaves gas on*
*goes cycling without helmet on*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Look at this you sillyhead
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Dear Mofaha
May i plees yis plees have the "o ashally" picshur, plees yes plees.
EDIT: Yours fluffily, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:51, archived)
# yay!
*HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:00, archived)
# hehehehe
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:58, archived)
# CANNOT SUE THE SUN?!
Should have come to me! Idiot beaker of a childer!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:06, archived)
# You can sue the sun......
and the mirror, the telegraph, the daily sport and the times.

but not the beano.

yes.

or the dandy.


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:11, archived)
# They got sued for all they where worth
for the infamous Dennis and Pieface surprise sex scene
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Why?why on earth?
i even dont care so much,why you must embarrass yourself in this way?!why you are so Stubborn?!Dont you know you are just 24,the damned Life still is so long.you see those people even ever stayed in jail,they also have to go on life.How you cant restart?!Really,the things in the past just try to let go,but dont,Pls Dont make it worse and worse,you understand?!are you still with eyes and ears?you cant see and cant hear that you still have chance to restart?at least theres still a Me in waiting.pls listen to me once more,can you?!you know now as long as i think about you,i really cant get to sleep,why you must let me worry about you so much?!but you know i live with my parents,always in disguise its not easy.you know im not that good as you imagine,nobody and nothing can be perfect in the world,you dont need to care so much!Come over,Arno.if you like,you can stay in my aunt's flat here(they are there,just my cousin live there looking after the flat)you know ssomething lost still can be rebuilt,anyway we never start in real life:) a person lost his confidence its a kind of horrible thing. maybe when you are here,you can have a little talk with my cousin,hes already 40,without wife,child,flat,car...but actually hes very intelligent and also a capricorn,really a good man i think,but its life depends on your choice every that time...but hes still very Positive!i think life only permit us with a positive attitude,otherwise become worse and worse gradually it will let you realise,so also Pls being Positive again!For me,can you?!
tell me your phone number?sometimes i can phone you.this is my number:(home)0086 0731 4111723 (mobilphone)0086 im not sure in this way0 13875850553 or in this way 0731 13875850553. 0731 is the code of Changsha. 13875850553 is my cellphone number.
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:43, archived)
# I think I'm in love with you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:56, archived)
# if you think so
Cant you do something Positive for the one you love?or Do a little change that you know she will be happy for it?Dont let her and yourself live in a so Bitter way,pls!its not wise to enjoy waste time!how many 24years still exisit for us?!
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:06, archived)
# I thought saying I loved you was positive.
You've made me very sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:07, archived)
# *hugs*
you misundertood!
all i meant refer to the Present time!the things go on
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:18, archived)
# maybe i shouldnt come to b3ta any more,just MSN
the site made me can not differentiate the things in the past and the present.
sorry
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:24, archived)
# what was all that about?
it seems I missed the whole story.
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:35, archived)
# thats the Favorite Legend i've ever read
very touching and affecting and heartaching
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:45, archived)
# EMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:44, archived)
# slogen?
you know the useless and meaningless retardance became so offensive.
sometimes you are so brave but sometimes you are really a bit too overprudential.

all you need just a planeticket,not so much money needed for you here.dont always embarrasse yourself.
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 4:55, archived)
# is it warm there?
here already around 30C...huhu...summer comes
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 5:00, archived)
# hahaha!
I like that
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:39, archived)
# haha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 3 May 2006, 8:08, archived)
# hey look, I got one of my cartoons on TV...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
/slyly caps dry erase marker
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha
classy idea there
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:58, archived)
# "Damn - I knew I shouldn't have filled it from the Swimming Pool!"
(AdrianJ, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:26, archived)
# yes... its late... and teh wagon keeps on rolling....


2 for 1

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Doh!
Although it does look like that time of the month for Mr bland....
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:37, archived)
# for the zoo.....


www.b3ta.com/board/5889216
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:09, archived)
# jrafs!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:10, archived)
# They're not all they're cracked up to be...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Dear lord






........:[
(I helped save b3ta! Kittenpants, Wed 3 May 2006, 6:53, archived)
# there is no escape.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Hmmmm
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:31, archived)
# He like to dress up too
(redgoblin, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:30, archived)
# My my, has John Prescott been in the news recently?
I hadn't noticed.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Hooray for the fat shagger
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:51, archived)
# is that brown cow?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Boring but hypnotic.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Chilly
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Nice knickers
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Aarrrgh
asymetric mutant legs!
(Goodie, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:41, archived)
# so ive been maming a new website and twas wondering what you peeps thought
aa.1asphost.com/tehbadgerkingo/GRUNGELAYOUT.html

please keep in mind that this is the second website that i have had a go at making and i am all teh shit with the html stuff.

Just wanting to see what people think of the layout so far.
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# It rocks0rz
my socks0rz!
Ill come to you when my webcomic is in motion!

Lolzords
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# im making mine for me webcomic
*The adventures Of Jimmy Cockball*

plus its going to have other such mind piss on there.
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Hahah, mines involving Air the Incompetant thief!
basically he steals something off the devil, then enbarks on funny journeys.....

yeah ims till working on it.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:10, archived)
# So what do I do now?
Do I press the reply thing or the "i like this" thing buton?

Oh yes. And Badger King. If you are gay, please reply with the following message: "you could always wank into a hat using a cat and then post it to Blue Peter."

so we all know.

Thanks
(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# you could
always wank into a hat using a cat and then post it to Blue Peter.
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Done that.
You get a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Thank you Badger King!
We all know you are gay now.
(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I would redo the border
the fade color thing and the shadow around the whole things makes me think I'm looking at a screenshot of a webpage. Otherwise pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:14, archived)
# hmmm
that sounds like a good idea, going to give that a try as well

a thanking you
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Needs more cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Pressies days are numbered
(redgoblin, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Haha


EDIT: fuck it, 'night all! Off to sleep and play FF VII
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# ORLY
i honesly dont get this whole owl thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Owls are teh sex!
Only Kittens can beat them!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# oooh, political
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
# I guess those barrels
contain fluffy kittens
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:56, archived)
# oh most totally
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# just one more
amboolans
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:12, archived)
# political is worthy of...
Spack
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# worthy of a seizure?
*spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# w00t
that nazi bastard
(Samwise, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

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