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(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:38, archived)
# on form as usual mr hat.
I groaned until it hurt.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# "Taxi for Hat"
*smacks head*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Gah!
*checks clutch*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
burp

/Bedside Manors Are Extra by Greenslade
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Haha
ha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:41, archived)
# nicely nicely
woo
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ahahahaha
loon!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Is it a Zebcordion
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# COR!
Thass fantabulous!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:37, archived)
# they're great
until they fart
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:37, archived)
# it's a right ol' knees up, i can tell ya!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I agree!

he he, Dave is ignoring me, so I'd like to . . .
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Are you sure
it's not a zebratina

or a concertebra?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ooh
a chance to be a folk instrument nerd! It's definitely not a concertina hybrid as those are hexagonal and have buttons at each end
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# A zebrelodeon?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:19, archived)
# melodeons have two rows of buttons
one at each end
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha... lovely
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# crikey
that's well done.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Hurrah for animals with springy bits!
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Woo Indeed Sir!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# that's a bit good
I think it's the second one
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I apologize for nothing!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# ARSE!
ha ha!
and then i had to google for the answer....
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:33, archived)
# GIRLS!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Rooney?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Mum?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:35, archived)
# no dear, your mum's the one with the tits.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *Disillusioned*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:37, archived)
# he he he
i'm having a sneaky 'puter time at my inlaws while i check my emails.

was sat on the beach yesterday in the lully warm sun in St Ives.

had the bestest pizza last night as well.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# it's great here
the sun has brought out all the short skirts!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yes, but that's southend, winter brings out the short skirts
only most of them are half cut and on their way to a night club.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# could be...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:37, archived)
# hey you guys!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:37, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUYS!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha
YOu watched 'Big Trouble' last night too.

Top crap film
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# guilty as charged.
it was indeed a spectacularly crap film.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Hobby Horse
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Home-Brew!

Fantastic!

Woo!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:26, archived)
# good work....
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Hobby Horse great :)
Teh Pun, though, oh noes with nobs on.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:26, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
shame about the pun.....

;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Nice anim shame about the pun ;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hey!
that's what i just said....
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# marvelous
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Snared.

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I like it
LOTS!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# what?
he's clearly come to cut her down then make her a nice cup of tea.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:20, archived)
# and cop a feel of her furry bits
damn yiffer!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# thats all of her.
she's one big furry bit.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# in the cunt!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# like cinderella!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# september?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Genoa?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Alaska!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:39, archived)
# .
Has she had breast reduction surgery, or are those ropes extremely tight?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:20, archived)
# perhaps surgery was what the axe was for.
she's just coming round from the anesthetic.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# then where has he stashed her boobs?
*goes on a Great boob hunt*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Jack's adept with knots.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:35, archived)
# you've been on them japanese rope bondage sites again haven't you!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# It always seems to be a secretary bound in telephone cable....
.....uh....I mean; NO!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Oh Noes!
She's in grave peril I can't watch
*watches through gaps inbetween fingers*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Oh!
kinky.

WOO!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Hehehe!
ACE!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!

You, JJ, are a god amongst men! I can stop bothering you to draw this now and come up with a different annoying request...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Or just a perv with a pencil.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I did say
amongst men...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:33, archived)
# ha ha!
i will quote you on that
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# wow
fabulous
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# more midgets with axes please
woo!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:02, archived)
# BAR GAGS
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha, that barman gets everywhere...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# haha
they're both great. He's a funny man
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# shouldn't that be
space wine?

EDIT: Yay! My 600th post. (Since I missed my third B3TA-birthday...)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# GOD HE'S SOOOO DRUMK
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Bar jokes... Haha
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(, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:21, archived)
#

click me!
(3.68mb XviD)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# a new breed of hero!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Good after-ning to y'all
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hooray!
May I add this for kentucky context?:
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ha ha *strums banjo 'Deliverance' style*
/realises its a fine line between hillbilly and dave the hat
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# haha
good one
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Woo-yah pardner!
*squeals like a pig*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
*bumloves*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
leave her there!

if that's the sort of man she goes for
i don't wana know what she looks like! :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# yes you do!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I don't think she sees herself as his girlfriend
or even as the same species.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# yess..
hahaha.. i didnt really see that coming..
that was good.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# sorry
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(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Nothing to apologise for.
That's a most woosome CDC implementation.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# it's pea roasted!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# thats..
...why i was apologising

..i couldnt resist
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# you couldn't resist giving the ol' trumpet a blow could ya!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Ahh.
Slightly less woosome, then.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Dave The Googly Hat.


With thanks to JollyJack, one of my favorite b3tans, whose art I've more or less nicked.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ha ha!!
nice one
Have a WOO!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# that's really cool!
woo
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Arghghragaggle!
Teh Brain Slug!

*drools*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Diiing Dooong!
yay lubbly.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# he is the bastard son of Ronnie Corbett!
woo to that!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# F**k, I've got rock burns on my new T-Shirt!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# oh noes!
hot rocks!
serves you right for smoking the dirt bar
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:00, archived)
# haha...
Damn soap!! Not me guv, clean as a unblown whisle me.... :o)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# your pot smoking is having an effect on your spelling i see
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# damn hippies
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I like the way the laptop is cock powered!!
hahaha.. Spelling is just a byproduct of being a twunt!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Hubert knew he was contributing to the destruction
of his own environment

Biggy, if you like
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahhaa!
He's got the horn about it!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Brill!
Woo!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Nice :)
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# i likes that.
very nice.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:04, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOONK!
:) ickle woo you
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:04, archived)
# woo for comedy rhino horn pics...
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(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:04, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Yours could've been an 'alternative power source' comp entry!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm always slightly too late with these things
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent
top shopage
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn\t change this but...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:57, archived)
# What? He enjoys a good fwap???
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Why is he a wanker? Because he collects lighters?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I used to collect mugs
but I've got them all now.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# but see he lovely pets
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ow...
bless
The Official Waldo Song:
We love you Waldo,
Oh yes we do...
You are Magnificent,
It's True!
When you're not with us
we're Blue...
Oh Waldo we love you!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Waldo will kill again
Oh yes...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Ahhh, the poor buggers is terrified...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# thermometer?
fluffeh!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I was looking for a bird to put a mouse costume on...
And call Dangour mouse, but this pic took my fancy as he was eating a mouse and the tail was protuding... I thought a nice thermometer would look good instead? What can I say? i'm am teh strangeness..
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Saw this on the BBC A-Z of Drugs site....


Far too much cockspliffery about these days...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Anyone seen that Frank Sinatra 'live' at the Palladium ?


Not interested myself. But it must be a remarkable use of technology, bringing him back and all.

And I finally got an FP. After 2 1/2 years! Expect the next one sometime in 2008 ;)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hehehe
congrats on the FP - it's well deserved!
my first FP will be never! bleh!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:54, archived)
# you don't need an FP to know you are ace ;)
'noon!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:56, archived)
# THIS!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
*pisses self*

*goes to work smelling of piss*

t'ra b3ta!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# bye! *huggles*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Bub-byes!


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# byee
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:04, archived)
# This^^
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# now now,

As an American, I'd like to point out that
you are merely lacking the blind optimism
we all take for granted. You've already got
plenty of talent, so quit being British and
dour!

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha!
it's Old Blue Face himself
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:56, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# haha congrats on teh FP! made me chortle
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:56, archived)
# woo
that's great
and well done with the FP
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Parp


shame the afterpump smoke didn't optimise too well
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:43, archived)
# just fine!
*pumps*


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Woo to parping!
*clicks*

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:46, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Yay for local elections

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Took waaaaaayy too long
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:48, archived)
# RIS?
a bit slow today, sorry
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:50, archived)
# haha
clever
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
Top stuff
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# So very very sorry...


I reall(y) must try harder
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# you have definately found the level
keep going
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# oh for f*ck's sake



hee hee hee
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# woo
how many more jokes can we pull out of this?
"Dead Ahead" - driving towards zombies
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hanger left?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# long tern to the right?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I don't have sat nat
- or a car -
but do they really say things like hanger left? I've never heard that term before.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I'd be most dissapointed if they didn't
If I ever get one I want it to use racing terms
'Double apex into hard right'
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:42, archived)
# hang a left=turn left


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:42, archived)
# oha
it's more of a rally term though, or sounds like it.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Sloe Down?
Speed up?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Yay!
straight ahead?


(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# *comes up from behind*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Kink in the road
Deviation ahead
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:20, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# GPS Pun Thursday!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

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