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Things aren't going too well

for the Labour party

Edit: anyone wanna pull the trigger?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:58, archived)

did you

shop the CDC _OUT_ of this?

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SteelPriest, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

Certainly did

Original: http://www.b3ta.com/board/5895636

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

lol

etc

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SteelPriest, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:03, archived)

shoot the fucker... quick... fucking shoot him

(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

Someone shout BANG

just to see him piss his pants first.
okie dokie, I'm going to bed now. Night b3ta!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

Raiders of the lost Remotes

(draxxmenvone - from the makers of Coco Pops Straws, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

Fucking pick it up already!

christ.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

No...

Didn't you see the movie. If he doesn't replace the remote with the exact same weight, he will be crushed under a deluge of 10,000 AA Duracell batteries.

(draxxmenvone - from the makers of Coco Pops Straws, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

So!

It's probably on Emmerdale or Corrie, or some other shite soap, godforbid it be on a shopping channel! It's worth it!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

sky remotes with the symbols worn off

are about the most confusing devices ever, so they are.

(egglet, Fri 5 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

Goodmans

I bought a Goodmans personal Hard Drive video. I should have known better. It was suspiciously cheap. The fact that the remote might as well have Hebrew symbols on it is meaningless as the thing has invariably crashed when you go to use it.

(draxxmenvone - from the makers of Coco Pops Straws, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:11, archived)

That, is the ROLFLFLFLLLFFFF

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:07, archived)

meh - it's only one letter out

winesurfing (:

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

Wowee

nice.
=]

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:44, archived)

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

is the source a real picture

because that is tres cool
have a woop!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

yes

it is a photo i Stumble! 'd upon (:

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

Fantastic stuff!

I love it. Have a woo and a yay!

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

Wow!

Gorgeous :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:50, archived)

yes you are...

utterly wet and a weed...
and you smell of cat wee

(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:55, archived)

Better than smelling of musty old lady and cup-a-soup.

Hello, you giant testicle, having a fun evening?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

yeah....

i'm utterly stoned and i have vibert on...
fucking ace

(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:59, archived)

Fantastic.

I've got Carboot soul on for the first time since last summer. God I love this album.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

twung

fneggid

that's the state of my mind right now....

(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:05, archived)

Marvellous.

I like the sound of twung very much.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:07, archived)

i'm off

'cause this site really slows this shit comp down, plus that woman with the fags underneath is making me horny...

laters shitbag

(tugger blah fucking blah, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

Christ.

Good luck in the morning. night, you giant bastard x

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

Wow!

Nice work!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 2:36, archived)

that's sweet

have a woo

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:38, archived)

picture!

.. . picture!

night b3ta!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

Hahaha, damn straight...

Night Mr Dazz!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

Mum!

I've finally found you again!

(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

Nicely robbed

from Viz: The Pan Handle

(kiss_my_swingers, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:02, archived)

Stop, Thief

And look, proof

(kiss_my_swingers, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:08, archived)

RIGHT

i'm off, like a jews foreskin

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:36, archived)

You sure are.

Piss orf then.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:37, archived)

sorry I mean

read the loverly FAQ*

might not be FAQ

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:37, archived)

Have you gone yet?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

bit bloody

round the edges? Nice.

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pep, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

you're off ?

i amon :D

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:53, archived)

oh yeh, i remember....

seemless

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

totally

totally
semenless

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

excellent

and goodnight! Byeee

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:33, archived)

Byeeeee!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

like a pair of 3 week old socks

im off too

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

Hang on....didn't you just post that down there in the relavant thread?

You pesky kids, eh?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

I've been away for a bit

what's all this ambulance nonsense?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/4946120.stm

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:37, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:35, archived)

One for the road

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:37, archived)

Hahahahaha.

I shouldn't laugh, but I do.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

clearly

Mr Bliar is a alien.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:09, archived)

MAKE WAY FOR THE RASBERRY

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

i was going down the highway i was doing 64

when johnny dropped a big one and blew off the door

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

hurrah!

lovely stuff

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

last one, then I must be off to the land of splodge

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:25, archived)

Eggy soldiers are geat

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

If I had three wishes I'd firstly wish for another million wishes.

And with my other two wishes I'd wish for a pint of lager and a packet of crisps.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

Pffft.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:16, archived)

pfft af a rat

spin that sugar, baby....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:21, archived)

*spins*

Tis most chucklesome really, I just felt "pfft" summed it up best : )

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

to mention chucklesome is

to flirt with 'to me, to you, to me, to you"...

which makes me feel dirty.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

Oh god.

I'm....I.....What have I done? I mean.....if I'd have known, I......I'm so sorry. I...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

no worries chuck,

I feel dirty every time I'm concious.; Fortunately I dont have the obsessive compulsive disorder to scrub my skin off with a brillo pad.

Dirty is normal.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:36, archived)

What if you're the queen?

She can't be dirty, that would just be disturbing and a bit wrong.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

the queen wouldn't want to

tug on my pipistrato while ogling ladies of the faux church vestibule on a camping trip in Dawlish during the lunar eclipse while satan manifested himself in a jammy dodger.

So I'm pretty sure she's not me.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

Ah, I didn't realise you were being specific.

In that case, thank the heavens you're NOT the queen.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:48, archived)

Can I have a Big Mac?

Or a happy meal?

Or a family bucket?

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:16, archived)

your mum?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

smells.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

she's a bucket
for all the family

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)

With her nose.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)

yes, yes she does.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

coriander?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)

No!

Jakarta!

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

Jamaica?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

No!

Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Manchester United!

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

no doubt a Big Mac would somehow humourously

turn into a massive Scotsman, or an Apple Power PC that is taller than the moon....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:19, archived)

or a large

raincoat

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

is it really that obscure?
Edit: Mark Morrison, who sung 'Return of the Mack'...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:25, archived)

Hahaha - super stuff!

Caroline's Thought For The Evening:
Do you think Tony Blair gets pissed off with wearing red ties all the time?

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

hehe

probably. I miss studying politics

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

I never did - it was just a thought that occured to me.

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

safer off that way!

I escaped to become a musician

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)

Heh

and look where you are now? Goofing off on b3ta.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

to be fair, I was doing that

before I started my degree

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

Cherie chooses them.

I bet he gets pissed off being PM.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

I wonder what he's doing this very second.

I bet it's not as cool as me. Transferring data from desktop to laptop listening to Styx and messing about on b3ta.

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

I bet he's not

inhaling...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

STYX?? wow

I have Kilroy Was Here on vinyl.

"Domo Arigato Mr Roboto."

(Mata a hima de,
domo arigato Mr roboto
Ikitsu wo shiri tai)

etc.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:33, archived)

That's the one I was listening to.

Gosh I love pandora.com. Now on Call On Me - Eric Prydz.
Lots of big fish little fish cardboard boxing going on Lincoln! ;)

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

how prophetic Dennis was

'I flip the switch on my laser video' (is that the exact words?)

DDY foretold DVDs! wow.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

heh

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

the million wishes wish would never work.

i'm sure that would be in the small print somewhere

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

What's the film/book where someone gets a load of wishes...

... but everything they ask for never comes out right, leading to a story of self-development and realisation?

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

I dunno, but it started

with my animated .gif, probably.

Who can I now sue for a squillion bucks?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:28, archived)

Bedazzled?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:39, archived)

YES!

I love that film!

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CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

i just googled the words

"film devil wishes" and it was there :o)
/madjic

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:44, archived)

Photoshop Away....

(chichard673, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

too easy

must resist temptation....

(thomchem too much of the lazy, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

Sorry

can't think of anything.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:03, archived)

I've never seen this before.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:03, archived)

lord

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

hmmm

I think even this invitation has been glasscocked to the extreme

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

but he didn't inhale

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

Wow

unshopped, uber glasscock and leeched. You're great.

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nick the greek, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

Here

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

I bet

you have those cut out and ready to put on anything.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:25, archived)

I certainly do

everyone should have their own Beattie kit

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

fuck sake it was shopped to death a month ago

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

mine's here

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/blairfunny.jpg
Edit: it be fixered now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:08, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:10, archived)

hahaha

the ear does it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:12, archived)

i didn't even see it till i read your post

/observant

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:19, archived)

Hahahahahaha.

Thats so wonderfully surreal.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:13, archived)

haha

the extra ear is a touch of genius

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

awesome work.

you win the internets!!1

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:25, archived)

omg lol t. blare luvs teh cock lol.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:14, archived)

hmmmm

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

Kylie

minogogue?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:20, archived)

Reminds me of this.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

im very slow tonight

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:20, archived)

splutter

nicely done, i gold egg for you

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:21, archived)

*wishes that was me*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

what,

an ugly useless blabbering twunt?
why?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

yes

whiskey does that to me :)

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:28, archived)

Gi's a kiss

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McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

slightly frightened

i am

(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

Christina Ricci?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:20, archived)

Twisty version

Night all.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:00, archived)

nnnnnyrgmmmmmphhhhsammamamgahammm!

pleh.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

it hurts

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

Crikey.

Do you ever get sick of being that good?

Lully as ever. G'night!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

night!

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

Is that one of those clever illusions where it's actually not animated and my eyes are screwing me over?

(schrumpfen, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

oooh!

One of my eyes just did a wee

(#, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:58, archived)

how warm.

ho ho. im so hot.

my deviantart

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sooperdave, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:00, archived)

ooh

pass it to red pepper then.
Woo, that's bloody nice =]

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:01, archived)

STD?

Haha top work :)

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:13, archived)

*passes you a fire extinguisher*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:16, archived)

this is proper fab

woo :D

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:19, archived)

LIAR!

LIAR!

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alienheat, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:19, archived)

hahaha

i want one!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:20, archived)

My first vector

Shall spend longer on my next one, but this was a good excuse not to revise!

(thomchem too much of the lazy, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

a good vector too!

nice choice of subject matter

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

Yay, Pob!

Nicely done!

(Next time though, save it as a .gif. The lines'll come out much sharper and smoother : )

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:18, archived)

Oh lord!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

*would*

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:47, archived)

*has*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

*should've, but never got around to*

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PoofBird ~V~, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

*missed the chance to, but fwapped over it anyway*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

*meant to, but never plucked up courage*

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Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

Ihaven't seen her in a while

Grand

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:56, archived)

hahaha that's great!

I just found her in my source images folder so I had to do something :)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

zebras rock

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Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:01, archived)

you can say that again

but really, once is enough

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:59, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5895466

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

good call

and yay for buidelvrouwtjes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:12, archived)

*huiver*

wat een woord.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

This is either an apology

Or I'm rubbing salt into an open wound.

CFb if you want.

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

well technically only one

but all that wine makes me think straight

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

you are the true master of optimisation

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

and font trends

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

wtf

neville, you have outdone yourself this time! to bed with you!

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

the way that falls off the edge of the page

is truly wonderful.
W/y/h/p/d

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Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

this ^

that is genius, fuckin genius

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

Bah

doesn't make it to the end of my screen. Still looks cool though.

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nick the greek, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

You are god!!!

That is fucking brilliant!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

hahaha that's bloody brill!

Woo :D

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

You'll give yourself

a very nasty paper cut jumping off the edge of the page like that.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

Team Pirate Website!

*Harangues*

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

Grarg!

Eep.. thanks for the reminder. It's in my ever growing "to do" pile, I'll get it done pronto.

*note to self : remember to do stuff more often*

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The Neville What what what, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

hahahahahah!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

I'm loving this

Woo

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nick the greek, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

brillig

I keep expecting the lil guy to jump straight out of the side of the monitor onto my desk...

(Tarhun, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

really made me laugh

aceness

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

superb

w/y/h/p

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

Never went off the side of mine

But then again at 1920x1200 he'd have to go a long way

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Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

ACE ACE ACE

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:16, archived)

genre defining

weirdo

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amon - hooray :D, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

GOODNIGHT

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

Edit - oi put that woman back, i was mid-fwap

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

RIS?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

emm..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

..always a smart so and so..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

¿Que?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

make it stop mummy

*pokes with sharp point-ed sticks*

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

My raised eye-brow might need to get to the bottom of this one..

HOW?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

Socks are abducted

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

__L
__I
__C
__K
__S

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:36, archived)

Loverly

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

an all too familar tale

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

Clicked

And now "This is the song that never ends" is in my head.

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' ; , , ; ', Thu 4 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop ?

You're as fucking old as me you cunt !
(But you aren't me - so don't you go tricking Pachey with your Lunches !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

I am probably older

in fact, older than time itself.
BTW Pachey was not wearing the contacts and mistook me for you.
Edit: please refer to me as "old cunt" in future and I'll call you "The powerful support sheet metal".

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

Old cunt with Mighty Gusset has a certain something :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

At my age

you are grateful for anything.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

you can have my piles

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

I used to dream

of having piles...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

*checks teeth*

*arranges combover*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

Are you

available?
The combover turned me on.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

Are you paitent...or at least close?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

*spluff*

Too late...
I am easily excited.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 23:59, archived)

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