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[challenge entry] best i can come up with
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Is that why
I'm 6'8''?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# lenght?
*is impressed*
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Durex easy on.....
do they have a more advanced level of difficulty for experienced rubber johnny users?

Edit: Come to think of it, i imagine that's a hard-on.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)
# No,
They have various types, depending on the style of woman. If she's easy, and she's on, then use this.

Edit: Better name than "trojan", anyways. The one thing trojans are famous for burst open and lots of little fellas swarmed out...
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Hahahahaaa
of course, they did wait outside for a very long time before they got in.....

I think i've found my brand :(
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:08, archived)
# This month I are been mostly buying
a new ( to me ) digital still camera

A new ( to anyone ) televisual aid

and a new ( to anyone but his mum ) doggy. ( His name is Roscoe!)


Oh and for the Nazis I did draw a pikture.
( but maybe that was last month )Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
PS: Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Dear Panasonic
w00!

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Mr Horrible.
Your bash is 20 days before my birthday, plus you love me whilst also hating me. May I come?

PS: you never answer my questions you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:51, archived)
# NOT IN THE HAIR!!!
*too late*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# yes, yes
please do come! my birthday is on the 30th, incidentally.

The p.s. you cunt thing is something I inherited from another b3ta person who is often absent these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# spending too much time with that lady friend
I gather
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:56, archived)
# oh yes?
*furrows brow*

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)
# I really don't know, actually
I was just making shit up.

I am, after all, a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)
# I know.
He's nearly as much of a cunt as me.

Have you not figured me out yet?

P.S. can you fucking paint yet you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)
# erm
what? can I paint? I only ever painted once....

and you are local? SO therefore one of two people.

EDIT: Oh you fucking cunt!

YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Yes I can fucking paint! Look at THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)
# haha.
Massage depleted as requested.

Bloody hell, look at that picture, i'd be unsre as to shoot the model or the artist first!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I preferred my variation on the style
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:10, archived)
# I saw that
In a previous life, well done.

P.S. did you notice I can get a front page in 9 days as long as no cunt knows it's me?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:14, archived)
# I must say
I didn't notice.

In the first few months of this year I had a breakdown and ended up on lovely drugs, so forgive me if I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)
# lovely or
lonely. Ah, don't answer, I know it's lovely? Chin up fella, perhaps I can dissuade you from such nonsense at your bash. And bring you some charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Hahahahaaaa
i just had a look, pffffft.

Dammit, i miss all the fun, I need to lurk more often, did i miss a pagga?
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Will it never end?
Has this un bindun?



Sorry. I'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# I'VE GOT CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
I have vodka. We can barter some sort of deal
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# If anybody's got jelly
we can combine forces to make some kind of cheapo student-style trifle! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)
# cakes
on a plate?
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Pea roast city
for me tonight


(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:51, archived)
# The word infidel just makes me laugh,
and it really, probably shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Wow, I suddenly realize,
I just watched Strangers on a Train, classic Hitchcock movie.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# I sense
a remake....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)
# "We apologise to passengers due to this flight being cancelled
by a house"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)
# for a moment Bill thought
"Just what am I supposed to EAT then?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Dear Scoopzilla
this image is most w00. Have a biscuit.

Yours Sincerely

mr horrible

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# only sometimes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:25, archived)
# THIS HASLET IS WILD
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Dear Dr Dyslexia
For this you have my eternal gratitude. I like the concept of wild haslet more than any other thing I have invented.

Yours Faithfully,

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Dear Mr. Horrible,
When all of your post are in letter format you sound like an ass.

Love,


P.S.
LETS GO SHOOOoooOOOOPING!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Dear Dr D
you sound like an ass at all times.

Love

mr h xxx

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:46, archived)
# who did that cunt song
a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Will young?
nah..... couldn't've been......
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)
# The vultures will be pleased to hear that.
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)
# The Hayenas in Business class
were chuffed at first as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:48, archived)
# The future of airline security
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hasn't that
bindun
for real...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Mince!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Toc,
toc,
toc !
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha my friends little girl was telling me that cows don't say 'moo' in holland
cracked me up.... now toc, toc will haunt me

p.s. g'night
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# night sir
i'm off too I think, really should sleep, it's taking longer and longer to type messages :S
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hey say
Mnnnng
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# DAMN, HO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# and when i woke up, the pillow was gone
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
#
Jamaica?
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# CAN WE DO IT IN THE KITCHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Yes.
You better get the sewing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO CRACKIE HO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Dear Dr Dyslexia
I have great pleasure in your continued existance, despite you yet discovering CAPS LOCK.

Love,

Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)
# ITS THE SHIFT KEY, ASS. WHAT SHOULD I DRAW NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Dear Dr Dyslexia
in response to your reply dated 12th August, I have but one suggestion.

DRAW WILD HASLET!

Yours Faithfully,

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I still don't know what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Dear Dr D,
glasscock for wild haslet, and you will see today's reposts by Butters.

Love mr h xxx

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# The Third Earl of Derby
being abused by single mothers
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# SINGLE MOTHERS HATE THE DUKE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# haha
the best batch yet
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)
# OK I'll say it
Pull yourself together.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)
# You also need
Austin Stevens. Strangely, i watched a prog on channel 5 earlier with him in it, he was searching for elusive "Flying snakes" in cambodia..... and it never even made me think if they were on planes.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
#
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Its still ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# yea,
just look at his hat
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# CHRIST
parking must be out of control!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I rub it on every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Mama!
You been BAD!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)
# ooh
I have a lovely can of spam in the fridge, maybe I should rub it on to see what it's like?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Yech!
Warm under a cushion before applying.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# the spam
or me?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# It rubs the Spam on it's skin
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# or else it gets
the hose again
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Botty Photo Fun Time
(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Samuel MFL Jackson blows up the plane.
Escaping the fireball with a parachute made of snakeskin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha! W/Y/H and allsorts.
I always did think those little stickers were a bit condescending.

I suppose they're basically just trying to say "don't blame us for your shit photography".
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I'll get you Al Quaeda, aaaaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# That's fairly scary...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I really
like that

wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I'll get you next time Bin Butler!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:52, archived)
# arf!
God it's tenuous, but it's been an age since i pea roasted and that reminded me of this....

(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:52, archived)
#
Aw bugger, it's Bin Dun!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Ha ha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Ha
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:58, archived)
# erm......



(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Hmmm.
The limit of my French is "Murky Buckets" and "Silver Plate".

So I'm gonna have to go with 'RIS?' on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hee hee The French are shitting crepes over a bikini photo of her in the local rags
so I thought I'd kick it up a notch

www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/08/11/france.bikini.reut/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ummm.....
parlez vous Anglais Monsieur Paedophile??
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# MINCE!
that's all i got
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# to be honest, it's all that's really needed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)
# well i got enjoyment out of just that so i guess it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# FAB!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# most useful French phrase
A genoux et avale
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# doind
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I showed an old lady
my doind in the park today

and she laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *jumps on a very old bandwagon*


To stop me going insane every time Windows asks me to restart my system...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I like this.
And you madam need to post more! :-p
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Maybe I do...
... now I've become the last person in the country to get broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)
# compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Compo'd!
... hadn't occurred to me it was appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# that
is the donald pleasance

of cats

*edit* jesus, its eyes seem to follow me as I move around
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I spent 6 months trying to get that goldfish out the bowl....
and the rest of my life trying to keep it in there. It had the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes.......

*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# the goldfish of evil
they are always making evil plans

or at least, the same evil plan then forgetting it over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# If they ever work out how
to work a dictaphone, we're finished.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# at least they'll never master
complicated systems of pulleys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# *Stabs its eyes out for you*
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# that's a tad brutal
it is just a wee pussy afterall
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# *Inserts smutty joke*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)
# go on
insert it

stick it in, wriggle it about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# cor!
I've gone all clammy! :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# But.. but..
I used a clean spork.

I'm not a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)
# as long as you don't let those eyes go to waste
there's children in this world who can't afford to buy sweets you know, they shouldn't be deprived of a few soft centred jelly balls to chew on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# now you put that
but have a look at http://www.furandfeather.co.uk
and be nice 'cause i work for the publishing company that writes/designs/collates/prints it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# wotcher
nicer over here, isn't it :^)

now shop something and quit the name dropping, bitch
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# i have none of this "hummus" you go on about
and am deficient in photoshop skillz. I do however have a foul mouth and an overactive brain, which makes /talk my home


*vive le /talk!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Maybe post a blueprint of impressive speculative engineering doodad
I'd like to see that, sure you've hard drives full of techno hummus to dig through. Scan a sketch, I'm sure you'll be surprised by the response.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)
# You need photoshop skill to be here?
*Goes to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# "Britain's leading magazine for rabbits and rodents"
but do they read it or use scrunched up bits of it to make nests from?
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Don't swear kids


I realise I posted this right above a butters which may be a very silly thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)
# heh....shit happens....
yep...your timing wasn't great.....it's good, but butter's stuff is superb
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)
# indeed
ah well, there's no making up for a lack of actual talent with a potty mouth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# too fucking right there aint!
you do animate better than i do though.....YOU CUNT!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)
# i have the perfect retort
*digs around in pockets*

(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahaha!
cunt!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Yay for naD animations!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# aww your kind

It's like a 4 year old discovering coloured pencils!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)
# this deserves an

ice cream man having a shit ,,,,woo
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)
# ha ha
mmm twirly! does it come with a flake?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)
# :)


mince!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Toc,
toc,
toc !
.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Bloody terrorists...

Click for my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# MACE!
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# But needs more
fish
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 8:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# fcking fantastic! (as always)
I love the dude's bag coming through the scanner, i was expecting someone to jump out of it!!!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Cocking Ace!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# The doctor gave it to me
for my piles
(Wize, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Ewww
O gawd!!
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# hahahaha
nasty

:D

*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant! absolutely brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)
# *clicks*
that is all
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastico! And I broke my duck just to say that !
(dillinja puts lotions into baskets, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)
# christ!
now that's a compliment

woo lurking too!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:00, archived)
# hahahahaha wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Class sir, class.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You're getting better every day. Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Maybe.
One thing I do know is it's taking me longer everyday. I should stop being too detailed.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Thanks for not putting a turban on him


and really really love your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)
# A turban is a Sikh tradition.
I get pissed off with people who called turban wearers terrorists. My dad's the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# indeed, but give him a hug anyway. Dads don't last forever

/missing my dad

g'night
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# happens o me everytime
and i have farmers!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# wow
thats great, some of your finest work sir
(Ijustlurkhere, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Top top top!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)
# bindun?


edit: in reference to this
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
he's not on a brain though!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# no, but it gave me the idea
Mark "Gnops"ler
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
That was fecking Dire.....Straits
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# its a plane

but no snakes
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Woo.
Strangely hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)
# That
is strangely calming and pleasant.
Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)
# snakes on a plane is officially uncool
gonna have trouble adjusting
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)
# thats why
no snakes were included in this post
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# You're just bitter
because you wanted to take snakes on as hand luggage and couldn't :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)
# ahem...
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6219958
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Arf!
I don't get how you can take keys on, yet fobs aren't allowed. I know which one I'd use if I was going to attack someone on a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# It's going to be hard..
What can fill the void?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)
# where's the surprise that it's a shit movie
a competent enough b-movie actioner no doubt, but never bad/mad enough to meet expectations. Cheese-fan hype & desire surrounding SOAMFP meme gone way beyond a level it could ever achieve.
Telekinetic dragons on a muthafuckin spaceship fought by an army of Chuck Norris in zero g with in fight catering by Nigella Lawson in a titanium lame body stocking, that is what you want and you ain't never gonna git, suckahz!

Oh and vrw00m! to that plane piccie what is Triffic.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# mmnnnnnnnnnn Nigella
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# See, I know the market
I'll ditch this bitch and pitch the sitch, muthafucker
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# coming i to land at Baghdad International.

nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Thats very good
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I really can't stop looking at that
that is seriosly good
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)
# HOLY SHIT NO !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)
# You love it!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)
# i really don't :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Do the Straits offend you?
or is it the big brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Why? When that little faggot got his own jet airplane?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)
# fucking hell
and stop this too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Huntley
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
That's got nothing to do with me
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Haha!
They still haven't caught that one then?

Personally I would have left it just as 'Daz'. - More likely to be overlooked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & Kinky
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Bring out The Gimp!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)
# stupid S&M, how is that in any way, shape or form arousing?

woo for concept though
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)
# ^This.
I have really never understood the attraction, and always suspected it was just because it was one of the few remaining taboos. (Although less so nowadays).
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)
# It's the least strange of fetishes I have seen
people can get aroused over just about anything.

Though I have a small theory regarding masochism and beta-endorphin release. Probably nonsense. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ^this
BDSM left Mr Vanilla on th' island.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Pffft.
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
# one for you late nighters...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)
# top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Funny
But I've seen it before, recently, forget where
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)
# oh, sorry...
...did you check out my site, then? :D
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Link please!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)
# hokey coke!
bruised-blood.livejournal.com
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Too... much... woo.
Impossible to ... fit .... words ... around compliment..

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Brain the size of a walnut...............
......


woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# haha
hehehe

great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# *tenses*
*sparks*


*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
well i'm fookin dairy intolerant aint i!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)

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