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[challenge entry] Repost but
It's Ken Livingstone's plan I tell ya.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)
# hehe.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)
# ha
I know people who need this...
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)
# aahahahahahaha what in shit.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)
# The queen must........... feed.
We don't see nearly enough zombifications of famous people on the board. Woo!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)
# true
i must do some :)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# 'lo Rev
:)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)
# lo
:o)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:29, archived)
# this. i vote for thom yorke next.
or has that been done?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Why
did I look at that and immediately think "It's Billy Connolly!"?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)
# must be the red beard!

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Her eyes look like
DeForest Kelley's.

"I'm a monarch, not a doctor!"
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# pffffahahahaha.
actual response.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# he he
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tooth Fairy won't be happy!

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)
# 'spits out coke'
that is rank, although their teeth are in better condition than mine
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# how's your moustache compare?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)
# the tooth fairy loves me
we're having an affair
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# oi
that's my wife, that is!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)
# sorry
she told me she was single.

Miss Fairy. thats what i was told. i cannot be held responsible for any S&M that may take place
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# :(
.



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(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)
# welldone.
that say goodnight?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
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(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# hehehe.
YE(backwards question mark).
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# right I'm having nightmares tonight then
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# It was in my nightmares last night. :(
I had to release my fear.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# hahahaha
thats very silly, very funny and very well shopped bravo
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I no....cheap :P
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
I like
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# teh floyd ripoff.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Terrorist Problems in Airports Really Hit Home!
Well it looks like all hell has broken loose!
Oh the pain of it all!



Forgive my sexual Reg Vardy Intranet icon... please!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# But should we forgive the filesize.


(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)
# ARF!
i was thinking the exact same thing
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# i plan on sending him a bottle of "fanta"
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Don't you wanna?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I like
the way that it has more recommendations than most of the comments made on the Middle East. Many of which are well put forward and phrased arguments... but then of course they're not the ones that are recommended.

On the BBC to get recommended you should always say 'It's X, Y and/or Z's fault; FLATTEN THEM!'

That and the BBC really can't spell. I've totally lost faith in them as a news service... I have more trust in Fox News now.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# two words: crop and ...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# how cool is this.
stole this last night pissed up waiting for a train.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
its massive
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:17, archived)
# you stole a poster?
at least say it was behind a perspex pannel
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)
# yer it was
managed to pry it open
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# !
Strong like bull, i would probably be more impressed if i liked the Zutons
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ^this
bloody scousers
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)
# i have a gomez one
from stealing from one of them.

its super!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)
# thanks for that









i think
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Sarah's mum steals posters too!


(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# she doesnt
does she?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah, cos Sarah's mum is sooo cool!


(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:23, archived)
# is this the same sarahs mum that eats shit cereal?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)
# yep.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# you'll have to nick some more
cover that manky wallpaper
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:21, archived)
# lol
yer my wallpaper is shit
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# i think he lives with his parents


in their bedroom, with them and touches his mother and his dad most nights thats all
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# i do
not
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I had wallpaper like...
in the third bedroom of one of the houses I had. Previous owner had put that up. I'm sorry to say it wasnt the worst decorated room.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Good thing it's sunday
and under 50k
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)
# now if we could only change time!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Be careful
It's advertising! They've realised that they'll get noticed far much more if they put up a poster that most people are going to see in the coming weeks on a heavily used messageboard...












honest guv.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nacho Libre
contains moderate and comic wrestling violence

Edit: best post an image i spose

Dammit, ran out of hummus. Ah well, holiday next week :¬)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# how informative.
is there a point to this post?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# thanks for that dear
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#
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# thats horrible
i want to die now
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)
# NSFMothers!
but silly me for turning the speakers right up!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)
# oops
thought everyone had seen it by now :)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# I have seen it
but the thing at the bottom of the screen* didn't suggest any naughtyness


*you know, when you hover over links, oh what's it called?

EDIT!!!!!SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME!!!!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Informotron 2000
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# And Jack black's weiner.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Corky (The Corkster)
got his weiner caught in the car door

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] When I get an idea in my head I like to kick the arse out of it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
Short Stirlings :O
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# woo
Theres not many that would recognise that!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
#
I would
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Aw man
You are a fucking genius. More Spike Milligans war memoirs could not be possible. I might add "I hope you bloody well crash" in the best possible way.

PS I apologise for my incoherence, all that stuff is a compliment.
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 7:40, archived)
# Dispatch the war rocket Ajax to bring back his body
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# New plans emerge...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:25, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# in the fog on a car window i could see faintly the shape of a hammerhead shark with human legs. and a spot on its ass.
i traced it, drew an ass and named it hubert.
my girlfriend created this seamless interpretation of it.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
it might be a bitmap.
oh and if you were wondering why i'm showing you this it's in reference to your sig.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)
# what spangly glasses
no really
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# yes, i assume the shark and legs were clip art or some such.
she didn't draw them.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:41, archived)
# The legs look like something out of a Mr. Benn episode.
Maybe the shopkeeper.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Very woo
but shurely
5)
6)Prophet
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Not along the lines of anything funny, original or witty,
but I would love some help.

My friend is having trouble with his task manager. When he presses ctrl/alt/del he gets this:

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Any ideas on how to fix this? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

You bunch of gays.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:25, archived)
# mine does that sometimes
not really sure why. it's not usually a problem though, just press Esc to close it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:26, archived)
# It's not closing it that's the problem.
He runs a dual core system, and needs to access something in task manager to uncheck it on the other core.

Or something.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:27, archived)
# double click the border.
the tabs should come back
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Ta duck.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# end task it?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:26, archived)
# yeah
www.ubuntu.com should fix it
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:27, archived)
# I've tried that.
It looks nice, but getting it to actually do anything seems to be a bit of an arse.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:32, archived)
# it`s really good
well, since the latest builds of dapper drake - does the wireless networking and everything out of the box, which is fabbo
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Not with my laptop card it doesn't.
I have to do some really technical shit with ndiskwrapper or something like that. User Friendly. Hurrah for windows.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# eww
it`s the manufacturer`s fault for selling cheap hardware with proprietary drivers I suppose :(
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Beaten to it
Bah
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Double click the top of the window?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:27, archived)
# ^Winner
Or anywhere in the grey frame
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Winner indeed.
Thanks people.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# now then
pay teh fluffeh b3tan in jaffacakes or bummings
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:31, archived)
# *fluffbumcakes*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:32, archived)
# ooh ooh
you have to double click the grey edge to get the menu bars back if thats what you mean.

good old microsoft features failures
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)
# n00b
it should be CTRL+ALT+InfiDEL
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)
# he got da freshest beatz
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha smashing
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# HAHA!
:D
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# poor wittle kitty
looks like he's getting choked by the car emblem.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:24, archived)
# one eye`s going to the shops
and the other`s coming back with the change
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Pwned
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
# (call the police)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:09, archived)
# There's a mad man around?
[/Tennant & Lowe]
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:15, archived)
# That's so wonderfully daft
there's loads of tobacco amongst my keyboard.. fiend!!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)
# KING ME.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:01, archived)
# lies!
^

(very woo by the way)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:07, archived)
# why does he look so miserable?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Everyone's looking at him and he doesn't know why.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# because,
it's asian?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Emo panda?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Aww
Poor little panda bear
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Yay for Pandas!


Most fluffed-up of all teh animals
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)
# your pictures are ace
ive been mini lurking and spying
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)
# awww
"i'm a sad panda"
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:13, archived)
# bollocks, worst birthday ever
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
poor little fishy.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# should've hired
the flying bouncy castle instead
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# he never learns
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Awww
That's sad, that is. Or funny.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:01, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha that`s fucking class
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Teh Bastard quo just weren't helping the war effort
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)
# cunts
arf!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)
# They're right knobbers.
Woo!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Angel of Fire
Angel of Fire
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# i like angel delight
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)
# its
yum
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# i'm smearing it on my pert young tits as i type
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:39, archived)
# thats amazing
as i'm smearing it on my old saggy tits as i type!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)
# I just watched the last episode of the 1st series of nighty night
where she feeds the vicar & the bloke with the biting-at-thin-air-every-now-and-then facial tic poisoned angel delight. It made me laugh.

Woo to the pic rev :)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:45, archived)
# hehehhe
cheers! :o)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:47, archived)
# interesting
slightly strange body shape though
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Nice
Mind to draw muscle shading here and there though.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# cheers
i'm not to good at this drawing stuff - but its fun and i'm learning! :D
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Cool
funky dress
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:13, archived)
# cheers!
:o)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# omg!
SHES ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!eleventy

this is woo... * clicks *
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# one day billys love of kiddy porn is going to get him in trouble
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)
# phwoar
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Pfft!
Splendid. I've also always wondered if goats could sit in office chairs.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# I think
it's trick photography
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# *Squints*
You may be right. I need to see for myself.

I wonder if the farm is still open...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Hahah. Hows my favorite Coprophiliac today?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# DONGLE!
:┘Þ
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# goatse?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

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